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musician - forbes 30 under 30 - Account 2: @cloudeeuhh

nyc
Joined May 2012
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@clawdez
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3 months
im starving but have no money for groceries
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@clawdez
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6 months
gona find out where this guy lives and carve this into things around his area
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I had a dream about this symbol last night and cant find it anywhere
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@clawdez
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1 year
she Everlasting Gobbin on my knob but i wont Stopper
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@clawdez
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6 years
and thats when I knew I was in love
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@clawdez
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6 years
porn ads be the only thing keeping us in check
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@clawdez
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5 years
lets make it illegal for men to nut in under 5 minutes
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@clawdez
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1 year
@kingbealestreet having to shut them up before mom hears and bribing the youngest one with a cookie is a universal experience
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@clawdez
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3 months
@fulltimeh8r my kind of date tbh if we ain’t chowin I ain’t go(w)in
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@clawdez
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5 years
keep liking my tweets and we gon end up like this
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@clawdez
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8 months
they need to make this a smash bros stage
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@clawdez
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11 months
@PopBase me when it’s 2005
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@clawdez
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1 year
@isabellarileyus who is they and why do they want to take our cups?
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@clawdez
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5 years
found out men get depressed too but are afraid to be vocal about it because society makes them feel like theyre weak if they do
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1 year
@StephenM @mcuban for someone who hates the idea of being controlled you sure love the idea of being able to control others
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@clawdez
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9 months
@growing_daniel He was def ready to retire. What a way to go out what a king tbh
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@clawdez
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8 months
@visenyasdaughtr girl this isn’t the handmaid’s tale surrogates sign up for this
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@clawdez
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5 years
its me your fuckboy boyfriend picking you up to go to dinner that youre going to pay for because im in debt
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@clawdez
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3 months
i wouldnt have swiped if i wasnt genuinely interested but wont complain if i can get a 2-for
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@clawdez
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3 months
yall 😭
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@clawdez
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8 months
@sheherzog I just know he’s gona see this video and instead of trying to reconnect he’s gonna be gassed tf up over how many views it got
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@clawdez
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5 years
she deff fucks the neighbor when her husband is deployed
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@clawdez
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5 years
if this happens at my funeral it better be on someones snap story with the caption “YOOOOOOO LMFAOOOO”
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@clawdez
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8 months
idk how to explain it but he kinda looks like the logo
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Culture Crave 🍿
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Pop-Tarts creator William Post has passed away at the age of 96
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@clawdez
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6 months
Made this guys nightmare into a cool little 6 edge sword tattoo
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@clawdez
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5 years
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@clawdez
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10 months
can some loser translate this for me what does any of this mean?
@sanpellyenjoyer
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This girl’s entire account is seed oilmaxxing. Complete and utter zogchow decimation. Yet she still looks very healthy … peat bros?
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@clawdez
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@poketal @heyheedie I love a good crowd “ooooh?!”
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@clawdez
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5 years
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@clawdez
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8 months
@KryssyLaReina why did I think it was some special graduation class ring education majors get
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@clawdez
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5 years
my friends crib we always smoke at
@BrianJGrace
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Name a building in the U.S. that would be as devastating of a cultural loss as the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
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@clawdez
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@offbeatorbit mimi you’re a victim
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@clawdez
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6 years
steppin out y’all need anything?
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@clawdez
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3 months
@DjinntXBT I work two unpaid internships on top of a side job. Try living in the real world ❤️
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@clawdez
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5 years
Tyler the creator “fans” when he stops saying f*ggot in his music
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@clawdez
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7 months
@heyyitsjanea I’m fucking cracking up the way she jumped a little she thought she got caught filming
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@clawdez
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9 months
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@clawdez
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1 year
thinking about when demi lovato’s ex fiancé pretended to cry on the beach and called paparazzi on himself after she broke up with him
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@clawdez
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@PopCrave they have to be doing these votes strictly on facebook because
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@clawdez
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8 months
okay I did some editing
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8 months
they need to make this a smash bros stage
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@clawdez
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@clawdez
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9 months
@h3xenbrenner2 we are talkin terabytes here
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@clawdez
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6 years
some people say i I look like whoopi goldberg kinda see it
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@clawdez
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5 years
this is how white white people hit the woah
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@clawdez
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@clawdez
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5 years
boutta hotbox this orphanage
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@clawdez
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3 months
@12234d Name please
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@clawdez
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6 years
emailed my professor this y’all think she will raise my F to an A?
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@clawdez
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5 years
u liKe my car? my husband HE bought it 😏
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@undulatingstrok It was god telling you to start a streetwear brand
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@clawdez
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5 years
man im tired of yall I-
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@clawdez
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11 months
@sacredplantbae @BoujeeNBanjee damn I forgot abuse was discovered in march of 2022
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@kpdtb19 @DjinntXBT welcome to nyc and having to build your resume with unpaid work if you couldn’t afford to go to NYU
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@clawdez
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5 years
locked and loaded
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@clawdez
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5 years
y u mad?¿ u asked 💅🏼
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@clawdez
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5 years
wat style r u?
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@clawdez
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5 years
I make one video making fun of porn ads and baby boomers are in my dms thinking I actually do porn I deliver pizzas my guy
@ChobaniChobani
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@claudiacann how do mom and dad feel about your work if they still talk to you?
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@DoingCigarettes will take 2 seasons to charge your phone
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@clawdez
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@gonegirl4000 she a baddie she showing her panties
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@12234d I need to make something work with $10
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@clawdez
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5 years
when the old lady tells me i cant blow my sick fat ass juul clouds near her because she has respiratory failure
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@clawdez
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5 years
just found out almond milk doesnt come from almond titties
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5 years
i want a boyfriend or girlfriend and I want it NOW
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@hanfjob when they brought the boys and girls together to learn about each other… couldn’t look at my playground crush the same anymore
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@clawdez
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5 years
I love earl sweatshirt
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Ikan apa ni ??? Mesti kuat membawang dalam laut 🤣
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@clawdez
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@fromkdwithluv i’m sorry but
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@clawdez
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5 years
chickfila employees saying “my pleasure” to a gay couple
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@SomaKazima she needs to find him a friend to have playdates with while she’s working or something
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@clawdez
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5 years
twitter really is that one bully
@getFANDOM
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‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ director Jeff Fowler announces they’re going back to the drawing board to give their main character a new design (via @fowltown )
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@clawdez
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@ToonHive He thought he got caught steeling the family tv for a second
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@jbfan911 idgaf war veteran
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@clawdez
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6 years
pregame w the girls
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I’m tired of you fake woke Starbucks bitches plastic is plastic and will still pollute “but the turtles” stfu and bring your own god damn cup CHRIST
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5 years
but no one asked for that
@smileyradioshow
Dave Smiley
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Hershey's just announced they're going to change the design of their chocolate bars for the first time since 1894 . . . instead of each little square of chocolate saying "Hershey's", they're going to have different EMOJIS printed on them.
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@clawdez
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@saffitzy omg she’s literally painting the dragon in her music video love her
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@clawdez
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6 years
the year is 2034, anti-vaxers struggle to survive while us vaccinated people live happily on top of the food chain. with autism. life is good.
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@SomaKazima Until someone behind you sees you’re talking to the weather app
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@clawdez
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10 months
no offense to op just assume this is loser nerd language I need a the biggest loser to translate this for me
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@clawdez
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5 years
yesterday we had to put my dog of 17 years down and my dad decides to send me this while I’m drunk at a bar I’m sobbing
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something tells me the photographer turned to stone after taking this
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@clawdez
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me sending my clean water to flint michigan
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got more tattoos so I could feel something for the first time since my husband left me 😪
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@upblissed to let you know that tomorrow when you sober up from horny no shit syndrome that it’s over for you
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juuls out for jah 😔
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@WrittenByHanna the sound effects when he moves his feet is foul
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for my straight fellas would you let a guy suck you off if they gave you 10k? my friend says no and I say he’s dumb as fuck
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@heyyitsjanea it’s never “1800s day”
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Let Comedians Be Offensive Again 2020
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If pornhub snags this to use for an ad lmk so I can secure the bag
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i have nothing to plug drink water
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5 years
this guy slaps your girls ass... wyd?
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5 years
lets get this bre(EP)ad
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didnt think any other country could suck more than america
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I was just about done with these e-boys shit but I must admit
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@jvckmartin I know it smell crazy in there
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