We signed the mutual informed consent document and
#ThenWeStartedHavingSex
*kidding. We got sloppy drunk and fucked like circus monkeys in the bathroom.
Going to dinner first. I mean who the actual fuck thought it was a good idea to get bloated on pasta and bread sticks, then get naked. 🤦🏼♂️ sex first, trust me.
#RookieSexMoves
@Mendo
@RobinhoodApp
Let the people trade GME, AMC, NOK and NAKD and the rest you corporate shills. After I close my positions on these I’ll never trade another nickel on Robinhood AND I’m going to make it my mission in life to spread the word these jokers are just beholden corporate lackeys.
@jess_solx
Ima just leave this right here y’all. Apparently her “dad” has a lot of kids. That all made the exact same tweet. 😂😂 family unity af. Lol. SMFH
I once dated a girl with a twin and people would ask me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails a deep red and Bob had a cock.
#AtMyHighSchoolReunion
I finally asked out the hot blonde cheerleader I never would in HS. Turns out she’d been tried for murdering her first husband.
#truestory