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Only thing I’m serious here about is my business @oci_essentials

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2017
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@clare_nwa
Oritsemisan
9 days
Please like, retweet, refer and patronize @OCI_essentials
@OCI_essentials
OCI ESSENTIALS (PBD//0008)
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Welcome to OCI ESSENTIALS. We are your one stop shop for your home needs ranging from kitchen appliances, decorative pieces, work stations, cookware sets, organizers, wall shelves, kitchen utensils to you name it. Our prices are affordable and delivery swift. SEND A DM TODAY
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
I’ve sha learnt that men don’t leave their houses dirty when a babe they rate is coming over. If you meet an untidy places he’s either an incorrigible filthy person or just doesn’t send your papa. Either one you supposed run.
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@clare_nwa
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5 months
Better go and find someone you’re sexually attracted to and leave okro alone.
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Amaka👩‍🍳
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You people should sha don’t make okro become expensive in the market….. pity us the food vendors😒
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@clare_nwa
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7 months
I’m glad we all saw the Mr Eazi and Temi clip and have a lot to say. Some of you will be with a friend or partner and won’t bother to make an introduction, you just leave them standing there like mumu while you chatter away. Fix up!
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@clare_nwa
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10 months
@zhurg_ It’s only naija men that are allowed to yab naija women😂😂😂
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@The_ynxx Fammmmm I am very afraid of men who have no sexual control or boundaries.
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@clare_nwa
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5 months
Finally found a female clinic and I’m so excited. Strictly female staff and has pink aesthetics 🥹🥹 They even have a tray of biscuit and sweets for you to eat as you like 😂😂 Doesn’t feel like a clinic at all.
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@clare_nwa
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2 months
My waterleaf farm is doing so well. Might just decide to become a farmer but till then time to cook Edikaikong and Afang
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@clare_nwa
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He would have died since if it was me he dmed because kobo he no go see
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Elsavanilla is highly favoured
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This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill. For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
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@clare_nwa
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8 months
Eat your greens!… I’m serving.
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@clare_nwa
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8 months
@adaobowo1 To be woman no easy even as chicken 😭
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@clare_nwa
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9 months
Chai First timer🥲 Sorry my love, Wallahi you’ll be ok eventually, na so dem Dey do.
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
I’m sure Asake’s mouth is paining him by now 😭😭😭
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
It’s my beautiful mother’s birthday today 🥹🎉💃🏻 Kindly say a prayer for her
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
Today is my baby’s birthday 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🤭🤭🤭🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@clare_nwa
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9 months
Three times the charm ✨
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@clare_nwa
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10 months
@MrMekzy_ What if it’s not working? What if it’s the one you have to ignite manually ?
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@coolfinesse @naiynah Exactly I derive joy in cooking generally, my friends know this about me and always leave the cooking to me when I visit so tell me how I won’t cook for a man I like? I go cook well well 😂
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@ManLikeTeka Lol, you’re funny o Calling someone uncultured over a cocktail? You guys need to relax fr.
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@clare_nwa
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7 months
✨💫❤️
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1 year
@Okoroaforkalato @geraln08 That’s why I gave 2 options 😂
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1 year
😌😌
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@clare_nwa
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10 months
Shallimommy 🌚🌚
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@Agumsy I’m sorry my love, next time they will bring baby blanket , wrap her cozy, carry her on their shoulders, sing and be dancing with her while patting her back. We all make mistakes, forgive us.
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
Me too 😩😩😩 A-Amala date B-Banga and starch date C- Creamy pasta date D-Doughnut date E- Egusi and pounded yam date Like that, like that
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I want to try Alphabet dating
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@Postsubman A family didn’t hear from their daughter/ sister/aunty for a whole nine months and didn’t bother to send someone to check ? Abeg pour this soup for trash , salt too much .
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@whollyshite if you like take it to car wash, there’s nothing that can make me think it’s clean enough for my mouth .
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@clare_nwa
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6 months
11 on the 11th 🥳🥳🥳 Grateful for another chapter completed. I want to thank my mummy, daddy and everyone that born me for today.
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
Two days, one babe.
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
🥳🥳🥳🥳 Last frame because a queen was born today 😏😏
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@clare_nwa
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10 months
The face The Skill
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@Simifoodies
Sisi Olounje
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The Face The Skill
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@clare_nwa
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10 months
Daily bread time!
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@clare_nwa
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3 years
@Neo_officiall But 32 the other way is 23 na 😩😩
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@TheIgboWolf Afro-ballet I love it
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@onuchemustapha Sorry, next time he’ll come down to “you came from heaven to earth, to show us the way…”
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@OlisaOsega Men are funny o😂😂 Folding and flipping your wife is disrespecting her in your opinion but folding and flipping someone else isn’t disrespecting her? Amazing!
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
You might be needing this bro.
@Ericdeered
Eric • Webflow Geek
1 year
Whether you like it or not, the Shola you called an incel is a married man, published author, multimillionaire and a social media influencer with several brand deals. I dare you to post your man, I double dare you to post his CV.
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@clare_nwa
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11 months
August dump 💫💫
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@clare_nwa
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@saintevegreen @ABUJAPLUG She can sue him to for breach of contract if she has the evidence of the promise and can prove she acted upon the promise which sfe actually did. They fit each other. Next time he should not use such to joke.
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
Something to brighten your day. ☺️☺️
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@Benn_X1 Used to me that I should come and clean up your house😂😂 GFB If he wants to live in a pigs st’y he’s free but asking me to clean up is where I’ll have a problem.
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@clare_nwa
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@Yemihazan And no one is thinking someone is plotting against them
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@novieverest 👀👀👀👀 I’m taking it for the kids in my ovaries
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@theonlyblvc Was about to ask why you’re wicked then I saw your name. 😂
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@clare_nwa
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3 months
My mom’s burial was such a success. Thanking God my darling baby was laid to rest in beautiful and beffiting way.
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@clare_nwa
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4 months
Still trying to process it all but if I learnt one thing from you it’s how to be strong, so I’ll do just that why trying to process it all and heal eventually. I’ll miss you so much my Darling Baby, sleep well my baby in a place where there’s no pain. LOVE YOU BABY❤️🕊️🙏
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@clare_nwa
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@Oyindamolaa_O You expected a random person to fly you out because of God? All this is performative shock and outrage. You put out an invitation to treat and you got an offer.
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@clare_nwa
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@DAMIADENUGA She looks like both of them tbh
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@MistuRants I think she’s a sweet person.
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@Okiki_hurla Ah!! Issover then I’m going to do this and it must work. Let me go and unmute all those muted statuses, husband fit Dey der 😂
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@clare_nwa
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@Neo_officiall If you need lucozade boost after the dragging you I’m selling o😂😂
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@clare_nwa
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5 months
I’m just trying to protect an endangered specie, okro is my favorite soup abeg una 😭😭 Please you guys can stick to gorontula, tigernut and any other aphrodisiac .
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@clare_nwa
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@Warepamorsammy Make man go general hospital
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@clare_nwa
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3 years
A consistent stunner.
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@clare_nwa
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4 years
@Postsubman God o How can I sleep in Nigeria and wake up in another country? God please do it for me 😭😭
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@clare_nwa
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
Saw a video about a 10 year old boy that went in for a supposed 40 minutes appendectomy and came out 5 hours later brain damaged. I don’t even have the right words to express how I’m feeling about it.
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@clare_nwa
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Kidney problems on the rise Hormonal imbalance on the rise PCOS on the rise Uncountable bookmarks on recipes for delayed ejaculation. And we Dey ask why?
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5 months
Girl of MY dreams
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@clare_nwa
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7 months
@XBrianDennis And Benin Obituary everywhere 😂😂
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1 year
@NdukaEbubeDike Carrots are so expensive now sef, 500 naira carrot here is 5 sticks 😭😭
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@clare_nwa
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8 months
We deserve love and friendship that will stay with us till our last days🥹🥹
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10 months
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@CO_Chiamaka
Calypso🌊
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Post a picture of yourself in blue.
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2 years
@aproko_doctor 😂😂😂 na wa o Make I move my bed go middle like this
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@inkredible_h @Wizebaba @oshinubikayode You'll have sex with another woman for sex😂 Y'all do it all the time
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@MarinatedTurks True love never dies If it doesn’t stand true love will stand
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@clare_nwa
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@_OneMILLIE @zhurg_ Fammmm We are always at each others throats but if an outsider tries it hands will be thrown
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@clare_nwa
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@Olufisiayo You will put us in trouble one day you this man
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@yojora Exactly. If you are a foolish jester I’ll avoid you like the plague. Do not endanger me in the name of fun.
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2 years
@chymer22 @kenedavies Why are people so despicable?? This is the height fr!! Please follow through and make sure she takes it down. Sorry about it.
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@clare_nwa
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10 months
I will not mourn I will not grieve I will not bury
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@zhurg_ 😂😂😂😂 United we stand
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@clare_nwa
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@Jaiyejejeomo
J A I Y É🍀
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Quote or reply with a selfie of yourself 😊
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@clare_nwa
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6 months
You people don’t like reserved, no makeup women again? You people should stay one place.
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BellaNaija
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's getting hot in here. 🥵 #kttv24
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@clare_nwa
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JUNE ✨
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@clare_nwa
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3 months
Happy posthumous birthday my darling baby. I love you my baby❤️
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Chokoleti Nwa
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
Please refer, retweet and patronize me.
@OCI_essentials
OCI ESSENTIALS (PBD//0008)
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Solid luxury cushioned stools. Price: 14500 Available in blue and green #ociessentialstore #stools #furniture #lagos
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@clare_nwa
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3 years
@Inzaghi1 Worth way more than that unless it’s only aesthetically pleasing and not of the quality I presume it is
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
CLARE
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@sheni_coker @subpharmacist So true I just got a gift from a friend today and he was like “thank you for always being there, you deserve more…” I felt so emotional cause most times all I offer is just a listening ear. Men are very appreciative people that I can attest to greatly.
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@clare_nwa
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@couscousmami @BREElluminati 😭😭😭😭. The way I shouted ewooo 😭😭😭 This is not nice sha 😂😂😂
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@clare_nwa
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4 years
@Y2SHAF @volqx 🤦 I saw fried chicken o. I was already imagining how crispy these would taste
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@XBrianDennis People that couldn’t even act right at work. We like to encourage mediocrity in this country cause I dunno how and why people felt they deserved sympathy and compensation.
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@clare_nwa
Oritsemisan
1 year
@OluwaseunGarub1 @ManLikeTeka He’s very silly because if foreigners come here and we serve them palm wine in a Calabash and they express shock will he call them uncultured? We no rate ourselves tbh.
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@Vickeek29 We know these things na 😂😂😂
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@clare_nwa
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3 years
Whoooppp whoooppp!!!🥳🥳🥳 It’s my birthday 🎉 🎉
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
I got flowers🥹🥹🥹
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@christabel60 @OneJoblessBoy It's presidency he said he's running o not mad🤣🤣
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
@Sarbyen_ I know someone like this😂😂 Everything wrong must somehow end up being the woman’s fault
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
Felt delete, might cute later 🥰
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2 years
@gozziie_ Why is she laughing like that?
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@clare_nwa
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1 year
I saw food to eat January I saw food to February I saw food to eat March I saw food to eat April I saw food to eat May I Dey chop small small June Glory hallelujah 💃🏻💃🏻
@Chydee
Chidi Okereke
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Half of 2023 is almost gone; what’s your favorite achievement this year?
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@wuzyurdaddy @iam__temmyy Please, whose leg is that?
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@clare_nwa
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2 years
@_Matriach And contrary to opinion there is nothing wrong with wanting it, doesn’t mean you’re insecure.
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