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Head Football Coach Divine Child High School : Phys Ed/Health teacher Divine Child High School: laneyc @divinechildhighschool .org

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Chris Laney
3 years
Asking for a favor @MLB My son loves baseball. Couldn’t wait for game 1. You can see in the pic, it’s 8:42pm and still the 1st inn. Only inning he could watch due to a school night. Do better. Grow your sport!! Start earlier. @Castellani2014
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Chris Laney
2 years
Drive down to Kentucky this morning with @greenwhitelife to be able to give my dad last night’s game ball. He sobbed when I gave it to him. I know he wishes he could have been there. This ball will stay right next to his bed from now on. ❤️
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Chris Laney
5 years
Because my wife is too humble to say anything...congrats to her on having 200 wins as head coach. She’s also 1 of 3 women to win a state title as a player and coach and the only one to do it at the same school in the state of Michigan. Proud of her‼️
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Chris Laney
9 months
Well…it pays to be the head coach 🤣 #onePride
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Chris Laney
5 years
My hero today..my good friend Chris Hutchinson. ER Doc at Beaumont and on the front lines. #NoviTogether @stoney16 @971theticketxyt @NCSD @UMichFootball @CoachJim4UM @Johnubacon
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Chris Laney
9 months
Love ya @aidanhutch97 . Whoop that ass tomorrow!! All Gas No Brakes ✊🏼
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Sunday Night Football on NBC
9 months
Aidan Hutchinson got a surprise from his HS teachers. 💙🦁 #OnePride
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Chris Laney
8 years
@TerryFoster971 my 5 year old daughter and her best friend last day of school. So much to learn from 5 year olds.
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Chris Laney
2 years
Wheels up ✈️✈️ Vegas. NFL Draft. #HutchToDetroit
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Chris Laney
5 years
Niall “Megatron” Laney. Haha. Go Pack Go
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Chris Laney
2 years
College coaches…our 2023 kicker @dejai_robinson dropping 55yd bombs at practice today. Puts kickoffs off the uprights.
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Chris Laney
2 years
Some Rebel love up here in Michigan @JuiceKiffin by my son. Can’t wait for @OleMissBSB this weekend.
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Chris Laney
3 years
@Outkick Never thought I would own a packers jersey…but I might have to now.
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Chris Laney
2 years
My people 🖤❤️🖤❤️
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Chris Laney
2 years
Not one of these NFL Hall of Fame speeches has an inductee thanked a teacher or coach for being soft on them. Actually, it’s the opposite. They thank them for being tough on them. Surround yourself with people who are going to push you.
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Chris Laney
9 years
God is great!!! My beautiful family! Welcome our new edition Owen Michael Laney. 8lbs 8oz. 21.25"
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Chris Laney
6 years
Dominated their first day!!
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Chris Laney
7 years
Great to get out today to see Theo at practice. Looking forward to Saturday's spring game.
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Chris Laney
8 years
Baseball Final 4 Soccer State Finalist Football Final 4 Basketball Preseason #6 I told you something special is happening on Silvery Lane DC
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Chris Laney
7 months
Congratulations to the BEST coach in our family‼️. MARY LANEY She led her @DCGBball team to the district championship tonight. The 12th title of her coaching career @DivineChildAthl .
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Chris Laney
6 years
My little man Owen wanted to wear his tuxedo tonight. 🤣❤️❤️
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Chris Laney
7 years
Hope everything ok with @qblair21 It's 11am and he hasn't gotten an offer yet today. 🙏
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Chris Laney
4 years
@cnnbrk Sea World can stay closed
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Chris Laney
2 years
HS kids, don’t believe the lies that you have to go to some big powerhouse school to make it. Grown men selling their souls to win high school games SMH. Believe in yourself! Aidan wasn’t a 4 year varsity starter. Busted his ass to make it‼️
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The D Zone
2 years
Divine Child grad Aidan Hutchinson (Lions DE) is the first player in franchise history with at least 7 sacks, 2 INT's, and 1 fumble recovery in a single season.
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Chris Laney
5 years
From our family trip to Ireland. Trying to make it at home today like everyone else. Positive Vibes. #NoviTogether @NCSD
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2 years
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Chris Laney
4 years
@CBSNews Do as I say, not as I do. 🤣🤣
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Chris Laney
6 years
Well...the game was hard to watch but still had an awesome time with little man.
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Chris Laney
3 years
@cmonarrez @freep How does @freep employ this guy?
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Chris Laney
4 years
Proud to take my kids to their grandfathers grave site this morning and place a flag in rememberance of his service in the US Navy. 🇺🇸 #MemorialDay
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Chris Laney
2 years
First game tonight and thinking about my friends David Hartman and Paul Seewald. Miss those guys. Beyond that, damn I miss my dad today. I so wish they were all in the stands tonight. My dad would be proud and also excited to tell me after the game everything we did wrong haha❤️
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Chris Laney
6 years
@bobhenry67 @BradGalli And this day and age is for the birds.
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Chris Laney
1 year
Football comes down to 2 things…neither of which happen in 7v7.
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Chris Laney
3 years
I was honored to be chosen by one of our Novi Varsity Girl’s Basketball players as their “favorite” teacher. Each year, they host Teacher Appreciation Night where they get to pick a teacher to honor. Thank you Jordan for remembering me. 😊 @NCSD #NoviPride
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Chris Laney
2 years
I coach a freshman who already has a Big10 offer. BTW…he trains at his craft 6 days a week. The ONLY place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Head down and WORK. The great ones understand that. #ComeToDC
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Chris Laney
8 years
Ellen's first day of kindergarten @DivineChildSch 😍
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Chris Laney
1 year
Hocking Hills. Really an amazing spot. Happy 4th.
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Chris Laney
2 years
Robert Lalain 2023 QB Divine Child HS 6'4 225lbs Season Totals: 100/146 68.4% 1,503yds 20tds vs. 3 int. 42 carries 254 yds 3tds. Total: 23 tds vs. 3 int and 0 fumbles 7-2 record. #DivineChildBuilt @AllenTrieu @Coach4254 @DCHS_Football14 @CoachJReardon @LalainRobert
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Chris Laney
6 years
The crew I roll with...♥️♥️
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Chris Laney
2 years
Proud of what we have done @DCHS_Football14 with our QBs over the years: Starting in 2012 with Colin Goslin to Michigan St...Jimmy Seewald to Valpo...Theo Day to Michigan St....Cam Urbanick to Lawrence Tech...Josh Depaulis to Madonna...Robert Lalain to Seina Heights Who's Next?
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Chris Laney
6 years
@ClayTravis and how about it starts before 9:20??
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Chris Laney
7 months
Asking for prayers for 2018 grad Will Duren, who was in a bad car accident yesterday. May the Lord put His healing hands on Will during this difficult time.
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Chris Laney
1 year
Built on N. Silvery Lane. 😏
@TheD_Zone
The D Zone
1 year
Divine Child grad Aidan Hutchinson (Detroit Lions DL) with a tremendous interception from earlier today.
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Chris Laney
10 months
Merry Christmas 🎄✝️
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Chris Laney
2 years
Excited to accompany one of our players on a visit to @MSU_Football tomorrow. One of Divine Child’s best players ever, starred at MSU. Pat Shurmur was a captain on the 1987 Rose Bowl team and has been a longtime NFL coach. @Marcello_Vitti @DivineChildAthl #DCTradition #ComeToDC
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Chris Laney
6 years
Not everyday you get to learn football at an institution like the U of Georgia. Appreciate them opening their doors for me to watch practice. @KirbySmartUGA #SEC
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Chris Laney
6 years
Happy Halloween from The Laney Kids...
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Chris Laney
3 years
My why…
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Chris Laney
3 years
@RNCResearch Disgusting
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Chris Laney
8 months
How did I get so lucky? Happy Valentine’s Day to all my loves! ⁦ @DCGBball
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Chris Laney
2 years
Happy Easter 🐣
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Chris Laney
2 years
What you would call a “No-Doubter”. #CLIMB ⛰️⛰️
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Chris Laney
6 years
What a game @DCGBball !!! So proud of these girls. Let’s keep it rolling!! 🏆
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Chris Laney
6 years
Honored to be recognized tonight for the impact I had on one of my former students. So proud to be a teacher in the Novi Community School District. Thank you Sammy! @NCSD @docsmatthews @NoviAcademics
@BgordonBrian
Brian Gordon
6 years
Novi Girls Basketball celebrate my favorite day in Novi Athletics! Favorite Teacher Night!!! You all make a difference! ⁦ @MHSAA ⁩ ⁦ @NCSD
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Chris Laney
4 years
One happy 7yr old in my house this morning...baseball season is still on. Thank you Dearborn Baseball!
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Chris Laney
7 years
Teaching for 15 years and just received the coolest gift EVER from a student of mine. This was hand-drawn. So impressive. @saquonb21 #WeAre
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Chris Laney
9 years
Getting ready for baby #3 this morning.
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Chris Laney
2 years
Looking forward to attending the @michiganhsfca clinic this weekend and having the honor of speaking tonight with @patleedc and @CoachMoore1001 Proud to represent @DCHS_Football14 @DivineChildAthl
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Chris Laney
4 months
My wife and I @DCGBball hosted close to 200 campers this week grades K-8. It's not work when you truly love what you do. @DivineChildAthl @CHSL1926 @DivineChildSch
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Chris Laney
6 years
Can't wait to be in the Big House tomorrow to see my Nittany Lions take on Michigan. And so excited to be taking my son Niall to his first game. #WeAre And we are both excited to see our guy @aidanhutch28 play as well. Can't wait!!
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Chris Laney
11 months
Happy I sat in a rules meeting for multiple hours to hear about knee pads, back plates exposed, t-shirts below the jerseys, 1 index finger eye black, etc. I guess it doesn’t matter in the D1 final. 🙄
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Chris Laney
1 year
Culture to me is when a freshman walks into a high school weight room for the first time and sees nothing but hard work going on around them. They instantaneously see the expectation and follow in line. #WinningCulture
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Chris Laney
4 years
Attended a webinar last week with the National Weather Service that was led by a former student of mine @NCSD . Then found out today one of the pilots in the Mich Guard Flyover was also a former student of mine. Love seeing former students dominating adulthood. #novipride
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Chris Laney
5 years
Opening Day for Niall. ❤️
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5 years
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Chris Laney
8 years
Ellen and her buddy Levi on their last day of school today. I love this picture for a million reasons...
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Chris Laney
2 years
Go time…
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Chris Laney
5 years
After Day 1, I’m clearly out of football coaching shape 😕🏈😴😴
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Chris Laney
6 months
Let’s get the band back together #OnePride @DivineChildAthl @DCHS_Football14
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Dave Birkett
6 months
Another Lions rookie camp invite: Northern Iowa QB Theo Day (ex of Michigan State)
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Chris Laney
5 years
Lovely Spring morning for a walk with this crew. #Novitogether
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Chris Laney
2 years
One day...we will practice on Thanksgiving morning. #Goals
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Chris Laney
5 years
#97 ANIMAL!!!
@UMichFootball
Michigan Football
5 years
In the trenches. @aidanhutch97
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Chris Laney
6 months
Love watching my kids pursue things they are passionate about ⚾️❤️
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Chris Laney
9 years
@KDTrey5 We lost a member of our girls bball team to cancer last night...only 17yrs old. @Addydonahue She was a huge fan of yours!
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Chris Laney
4 years
Nothing better than Friday Night Lights. Great win Falcons.
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Chris Laney
2 years
My favorite 6th grader ever ❤️. Supporting Dad’s football boys like she always does.
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Chris Laney
7 years
Yes...yes I did :)
@DivineChildSch
Divine Child Catholic Schools
7 years
Ellen - 1st Grade [What school are you repping today?] "Penn State because my dad made me wear this." #CSW18
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Chris Laney
2 years
I love coaching football…but coming home to this is better. #DadFirst
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Chris Laney
5 years
What better way to spend Father’s Day than coaching football. Proud of these Packers!!
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Chris Laney
9 years
@MJsteelcityPitt 6'7" TE from Divine Child HS. Detroit area. @liamsoraghan
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Chris Laney
2 years
Proud of this guy. All-Star ⭐️ Winning Pitcher ⚾️.
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Chris Laney
1 year
Senior spotlight: The very talented Christopher Cadena. Tremendous football player. Outstanding artist. Top level student. And an even better person. Chris will be attending The University of Southern California this fall. #Dirty30
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Chris Laney
6 years
Happy Chris today!! The lady working the counter at Barnes and Noble said "so many people have come in asking for that magazine...what exactly is it?" My response..."It's kinda like the Bible" @philsteele042
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Chris Laney
3 years
Here’s to a great school year!!
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Chris Laney
6 years
@hilaryr @RaferWeigel @Chicago_Police Were you able to type this with a straight face?????? HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
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Chris Laney
2 years
In 20 years of coaching high school football, I've coached a number of talented kids. What separates those kids from each other is WORK. The great ones have a fear of being outworked. It's really that simple. Self-motivated hard work!
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Chris Laney
5 years
A full day...teaching Phys Ed to middle schoolers, then onto a 3 hour football practice, only to end the day reading with my first grader. Here’s to a great Tuesday tomorrow. 🎾🏈📚
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Chris Laney
4 years
Owen gave his buddies a Gatorade today ❤️ 🚛🚛
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Chris Laney
1 year
Last day of school for this crew @DivineChildSch ❤️🖤
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Chris Laney
3 years
Throwing to another Divine Child Falcon @ehaase3 #SilveryLane
@aidanhutch97
Aidan Hutchinson
3 years
Honored to be throwing the first pitch at the @tigers game this Friday, April 22 7:10 PM!
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Chris Laney
7 years
Not a gameday passes that I don't think of my good friend David Hartman. Miss talking football with that guy. Miss working with that guy. A great man! I know you'll be watching from above. Give me a couple good calls tonight. Miss ya!!
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Chris Laney
3 years
First day of school…Year 19 @NCSD And FINALLY got some cookies from @docsmatthews 😊 #Novitogether #novipride #winning 🍪🍪
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Chris Laney
3 years
Not an ounce of doubt...Novi Middle School has the nicest natural grass field in the state. Our grounds crew is second to none. @NCSD @docsmatthews @NoviAcademics @BgordonBrian
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Chris Laney
5 years
Someone ran the first ever Sub-2 hour marathon today. In other news, I struggled walking to the shower this morning. 😕
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Chris Laney
6 years
How I am beginning 2019. Here’s to a happy, healthy and fulfilling year. ☀️🌴☀️🌴
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Chris Laney
1 year
Theo Day will climb this list in a hurry! 6’5 233lbs. Freak athlete along with NFL arm strength. Another great from @UNIFootball .
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Jacob Infante
1 year
My top 10 QBs in the 2024 NFL Draft: 1. Caleb Williams, USC 2. Drake Maye, UNC 3. J.J. McCarthy, Michigan 4. Quinn Ewers, Texas 5. Bo Nix, Oregon 6. Michael Penix Jr., Wash. 7. Jordan Travis, FSU 8. Shedeur Sanders, Colorado 9. Theo Day, N. Iowa 10. Spencer Rattler, S. Carolina
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Chris Laney
6 years
Michigan football: Aidan Hutchinson has All-American potential via @freep
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