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time is a fucked bitch

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@ua_ginge
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Fuck every watermelon
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@Womplord42069 Gonna be awesome when the fent finally gets you. In the meantime
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3 years
@FruitSaladAss *wearing bullet proof vest and combat gear* "who me???? hurting someone???? 😖"
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6 years
Chris D’elia is annoying as shit
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2 years
This is just the grizzlies
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These 3rd graders acting different 🤣 (via @CourtsideFilms )
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Claremont High School’s greatest alum
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eBay jackets & hats
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Just saw a jacket that made me say "oh fuck!" a little too loud.
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3 months
This is the exact kind of shit I don’t want to do. I wanna run 4 verts and reverse options every play, I don’t want to study film for a video game
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I could cry
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@mariokartdwi Does this apply if you are contributing to the your 401k as well? Or is this just for those foregoing a 401k contribution in order to make student loan payments?
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3 years
The mobsters looking over at Jerry Buss and Tark the shark
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Beat the cavity allegations 🙏🏿
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1 year
@len0killer Flushed butt, conventional face cut, someone get this kid a can of chew he’s a pro
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4 years
normal teams losing vs the chargers losing
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@bertkreischer I’ll be there with all my friends!
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3 years
Fixed it
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4 years
Guy Fieri doing more for American workers than the DNC. I’ve been left with no choice but to continue to stan
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Guy Fieri's Raised Over $20 Mil for Out-of-Work Restaurant Staffers
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5 years
I’m way too hot to be stuck inside. People need to see me. This is bullshit
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3 years
Ariana Kuzma
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Kyle Kuzma
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3 years
this is the loser saying its depressing to look for friends lmfao
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THE CATMAN (2022)
3 years
Tfw no dimple cheeked gas station working gf
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@ua_ginge
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10 months
Whatever the Stanley cup “making water” culture is makes want to fucking kill myself
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4 years
Now that my stimulus hit im republican
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2 months
@lsurushagent Duuuuudeeeeee🤣🤣🤣that’s so fucking sick it’s so rad to be a dick head online. What if we met up and had beers and said the r word. Wouldn’t that be crazy as FUCK.
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6 years
Turns out the only thing more annoying than him is his fans. Holy shit.
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5 years
Oh to be a monkey drinking Powerade
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5 years
Imagine your grandma who retired to Florida dies because some fucking frat idiot from university of South Carolina couldn’t handle the possibility of not having his spring break
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Clearwater Beach, Florida is PACKED today despite "social distancing" recommendations.
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3 years
The most powerful beverage haul I’ve ever seen
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@JoeBiden
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If I'm re-elected, I'm going to restore Roe v. Wade.
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3 years
No homo I really like this picture of myself
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4 years
My friend should be 27 today. Alternatively my grandpa who shouldn’t be here turns 70 today. Life is very weird man
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3 years
im officially a mullet guy
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8 years
"Yeah I'm gonna take it easy this weekend, get some stuff done, and work out" *Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia theme song starts playing*
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4 years
Everyone say hello to my daughter Luna Seau aka LT aka Luna Gwynn aka Tatis
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8 years
This is how much hummus is at sprouts
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4 years
Personally my favorite thing about beers is drinking em
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4 years
Officially accepted my admission to grad school. Soon I’ll be a poster with a masters so none of you idiots can tell me I’m wrong
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4 years
One cool thing about quarantine is that it’s really allowed me to put more time into my food. Love my new hobby ☺️
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4 years
You absolutely cannot convince me that this isnt me.
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6 years
Can someone have a house party where it’s strictly: System of a Down Tool Limp Bizkit Disturbed A Perfect Circle Drowning Pool Korn Papa Roach P.O.D. Godsmack Rob Zombie Machine Head Stone Sour Deftones
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4 years
My younger sister: just bought a car Me: just threw up trying to read because I’m so hungover
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9 years
Am I wearing a shirt with my dogs face on it while drinking boxed wine? Yes, yes I am.
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4 years
Me high as shit making my way to the xbox
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3 months
My first day at Crowdstrike! I’ve been pressing buttons on my bosses computer all morning hehehe
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@doulbedoink Got kicked out of arrowhead stadium again for you guessed it….being white
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3 years
Officially accepting my new job offer and finally had my degree approved today. So that means I'm allowed to get drunk
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3 years
Making this video for a FINGER injury is so funny
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It’s Time.
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thinking about how much left there is to learn
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Me watching Westworld after season 1
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I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w
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Hooray! Fiona's neck rolls are getting bigger! Today the scale read 421lbs for this chunky chunky hippo. #TeamFiona
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It’s easy for me to tell how far 6 feet away is since I’m over 6 feet tall.... ladies did you hear that.
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While drunk on Saturday I got talked into signing up for a half marathon that takes place this Sunday and I’m between 30-60 pounds overweight and haven’t run more than 5 miles in a year
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It's called fashion sweetie, pick up a fuckin magazine
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Me after being home for Thanksgiving
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Weekend plans
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If you're at EDC, put your phone down. No one cares.
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POV you’re a beer
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@JUSTcatmeme le epic troll strikes again!
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5 years
Took my girl to her first drinking Four Loko in the alley behind 7/11 yesterday and said "welcome to my world" and she replied "our world now" and I will remember this night forever
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3 years
Friday mood
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4 years
Not me crying because my cousin who I’ve had a falling out with gave me an incredibly thoughtful and nice gift. Couldn’t be me. I’m the guy who tweets about getting drunk and basketball!
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2 years
To a regular guy like me, this is basically heaven
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6 years
Tom Brady better watch his ass
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Rancho Cucamonga, California
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When the big game is on and you’re with the boys
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absolutely BOMBED my first test of grad school. but thats because im so smart i wanted to make the course even more difficult by having to dig myself out of a hole
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My favorite part of road trips is pretending to be reluctantly eating only fast food, even though I fucking love it.
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Papa John trying to stop saying slurs
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Just fucking cure cancer or something you fucking nerds
@Entrepreneur
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Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years http://t.co/NCHlCVx8ad by @Geoff_Weiss http://t.co/4vk36Xa13Y
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Me waking up hungover after getting drunk by myself for no reason
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Guess it’s time to actually quit now bud
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I'm the love child of Owen Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres
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Hey millennials, no one cares about your Spotify CRAPPED. Keep that to yourself and your pumpkin spice latte
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Imagine falling in love with a woman then going to her place and having it be "Live, Laugh, Love"/"Wine Time"/"But First Coffee" decorated.
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Time for a little morning coffee.... and tea 😏
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Reporting live from the Lens Crafters bathroom
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If you have ever shared a video on FB featuring a rant from this woman, unfollow me right now.
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First day of school :)
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They should call her Dual IPA cuz im drunk off her! there we go nailed it
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My dog is so fuckin chill dude
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Got these bullets in a figure four
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Wow can you believe this? I’m done with men🙄
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@CFBRep What the fuck why make this dude
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m’lady
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Reilly asking how she can make me feel better
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Attention nerds: Because of the current situation, us jocks have had to put sports and having sex on pause, and resign to becoming gamers. Try not to get too fucking upset when were better at this than you too.
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6 years
Yesterday a homeless person called me a “damn Daniel looking mother fucker” and I just have no idea how I’m supposed to recover from that
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4 years
When I offer myself a glass of chard at 9:30 am
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Sometimes, a man’s best friend comes from within a stubby brown bottle…or several. Here’s to a lifetime of betrayal and never knowing peace
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Just realized I missed the 1 year anniversary of me absolutely smoking that watermelon
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6 years
As I drive up the 5 north, listening to surf rock instrumentals, and sipping my oversized ginger and lemon kombucha, I begin to wonder. Am I a douche bag?
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3 years
fuckin infuriating
@KW33NSOHI9H
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Ummmmm………UMMM?
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gonna start an instagram chain where you post a pic of your dick and tag 10 people to post theirs
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This is Proof @SheaSerrano is 6'3. Here is standing next to me (6'7) and Sahil (6'5)
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6 years
I just botched a parallel park job in front of a group of skateboarding teenagers. So I just drove off to find another spot.
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4 years
Like this tweet if youre looking forward to the damn weekend! Weekend warriors where ya at? I wanna hear those sweet weekend plans
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