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@cighornyweaver

4 months

Feeling sexual at the junk yard

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6 months

I need a pet bird or a sugar daddy or both

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8 months

Need a sugar daddy to DoorDash me some cake from the bakery rn

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1 year

Versace by Miesel obv, also I can spell medieval without hesitation now!

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1 year

What’s an editorial that delivered in every single category?? (photography, styling, production/set design, art direction, models, storytelling...)

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1 year

I need Xanax

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2 years

Idk where I’m going with this but west village is mustard and east village is ketchup. Hope this helps

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1 year

Ur dad in 1988

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2 months

Ask not what lez out July can do for you. Ask what you can do for lez out July

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2 months

Me riding the copy machine

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2 years

Need to have a party where everyone wears a bikini and a reality tv show mic

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Going to a Hetero engagement party at a sports bar in midtown for my loathsome cousin. Everyone’s been shit talking his fiancé for months! Should be interesting

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@cighornyweaver

4 months

Texting my mom to tell her my tweet “feeling sexual at the junkyard” has 2 million views

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@cighornyweaver

4 months

Not them at the karaoke bar where Michael and I had birthday karaoke!!!

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4 months

“That’s my baby daddy.Period”

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1 year

Does this magenta cashmere sweater make me look gay

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

ME ACTUALLY. LIKE ACTUALLY

tyler woodward

@tyler02020202

1 year

wait who won the twinks vs dolls cigarette race

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8 months

Dear g train diva, yes it’s Brooklyn - but how are you still wearing backless garden clogs on a snowy day?

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@cighornyweaver

6 months

Bitch that’s my friend josh!!

joyce

@h0mmelette

6 months

what the fuck was his deal

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9 months

Do you ever wake up craving a toasted corn muffin with butter like so hard? Like all I can think about is toasted corn muffin with butter

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

eBay hinge Zillow twitter rinse and repeat

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

LOVED walking around the rave with an iced coffee and ppl being like “omg where’d you get that??” And I’d be like “the store”

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1 year

Rotisserie chicken in the citibike basket

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@cighornyweaver

2 months

ALL of my love is UNABASHED. NONE of my love is abashed.

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4 months

My Ashkenazi ancestors:

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6 months

Adele is an Amazing Singer.

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Just found out my boss’ teenage son has a punk band called Gay Boys in Bondage

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1 year

I love desk accessory

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2 years

When I receive my Uggs in the mail that will be a huge win for the community! 🌈

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7 months

I’m the Edith Piaf of Myrtle broadway

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2 years

Gonna be saying “gorsh!” In goofy voice all 2023

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9 months

My boss is buying us Thai food today because he feels bad that he made a racist accent impression yesterday

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

I was so art déco out on the floor ln

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@cighornyweaver

4 months

Need a cunty compact mirror for the commute to work. Just to look at my self not to make any adjustments or anything

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@cighornyweaver

3 months

Basement mascot

Mondo Mascots

@mondomascots

3 months

The mascot for the Japanese rock trio Yabai T-Shirts-yasan is a sentient tank top named Tank Top-kun.

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4 months

Out: twink In: think 🧠

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Spreading myself so thin (skinny)

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@cighornyweaver

2 months

This how I walk around the funcztion

Hairy Orangutan "Plain" 🐀

@Plainn_Text

2 months

gay little monkey ♥

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2 years

Drag queen named Kay Sera Sera

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@cighornyweaver

2 months

Hey girl check out my beautiful genovese minty pea pesto w potato n string bean !

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

I’m gonna start a nonprofit called Broccoli FOR GIRLS

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

HEY SLUR SISTER AINT THAT LEIGHTON MEESTER ON THE RADIO STEREO

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@cighornyweaver

8 months

That’s josh

Eric Alper 🎧

@ThatEricAlper

8 months

George Harrison did a selfie in 1966 and it's still one of the greatest ever.

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Dr. Bronners peppermint in the wintertime got my booty hole feeling like Tilda Swinton in the Narnia movies

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1 year

He always knows just what to say ❤️

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3 months

Mommy

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Looking at apartments in bk but what I’m picturing myself living in is something quite Parisian really…..

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

My parents can’t go ONE NIGHT without showing me an SNL skit on their phone at the dinner table

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

This tweet is dedicated to the guy at the rave who I asked for a piece of gum from and he pulled it out from his mouth and bit in half and put the other half in my mouth!

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@cighornyweaver

5 months

Last note on the quake… imagine witnessing a chandelier factory shaking about.. it was really something

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@cighornyweaver

4 months

i am in possession of the blueprints of the home of one of the most powerful people in the world. No cap

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

John Wilkes boots the house mama

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

She dresses like a drawing a 13 year old girl would make on a sheet of lined paper

DUDA

@saintdemie

2 years

madison beer in serpenti's 'bellina' mini dress

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Let me make this abundantly clear. I AM COOKING A SEAFOOD AND STONE FRUIT SALAD.

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2 years

Just found out my boss Stephen’s old boss named Stephen’s old boss was named stephen

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5 months

Just tripped on a literal dreidel on the ground in bed stuy

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Making a quick pit stop at the Aimless Longing for What Could Have Been Store, anyone need anything?

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6 months

Pulling up in this fit

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

I won the online auction for the Duchamp print I wanted… if anyone even cares….

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11 months

Ppl on the street are being weird w me. For example a guy just shimmied his shoulders at me

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@cighornyweaver

3 months

Need an anklet YESTERDAY. ETSY DOT COM SLASH ANKLET

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Drag name: Comedy N. Sues

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@cighornyweaver

7 months

It’s so beautiful living in a world of my own delusion and getting to watch you all, in your own little constructed worlds of delusion too. What a gift!

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@cighornyweaver

10 months

My favorite part of every day is when I lay in bed unable to sleep so I think about what I want out of life and what I should wear tomorrow and whether or not I feel lonely at that moment and what I’m grateful for and who I forgot to text back

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

practicing Radical Scent-Based Mindfulness © at Penn Station rn

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2 months

One of the many reasons I’m a Carrie

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

Bella hadid should play Franny in a film version of Franny and Zooey. This would make me finally feel something I hope

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

From my exhaustive list of all my genders !

baby ken

@fakebabylamb

1 year

search “faggot” in your camera roll and post your favorite

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My targeted ads are like do u want this little brown duck from eBay and I’m like honestly, no

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2 years

Australians on the path train b like Haurbaurkeen

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

It’s so hard being a girl when you’re also a gay guy

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2 years

It takes bravery to wear a peplum blouse

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2 years

I’m gonna win a Pulitzer for my short story about the monkey pox clinic

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8 months

Drag name Edie M.

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5 months

Pussy lips? No. Pussy LEAPS. follow your heart, take a chance!

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9 months

This cigarette is dedicated to the intoxicated fragrance enthusiast I met last night while smoking

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9 months

Eating such a beautiful bowl of granola with yogurt, olive oil, honey, fruit, salt, and cinnamon. Waves of euphoric joy rushing over me

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

I’d hate if someone came to my job and physically assaulted me rendering me unable to work…😉

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

Okay I “identify” them as gay

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@wikivictorian

1 year

Portrait of two unidentified men. Photographed in the 1900s.

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@cighornyweaver

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Halloween costume

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

Being gay means that sometimes the guy who’s dick u sucked at a party in Berlin is in a group art show w the creepy older guy who tried to fuck you when you were interning for him at 15

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

I have been saying this

re: emma

@evemmore

1 year

being divorced before thirty is so chic sorry

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@cighornyweaver

2 years

My mom randomly texted me to tell me I’m handsome and honestly yeah it did make me feel better

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@cighornyweaver

1 year

Me when I tell people I make chandeliers

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@cighornyweaver

2 months

Me when I do that dance that Michael says makes me look like a chicken !

JACINDA

@brokebackboys

2 months

desirability has you guys too afraid to dance and be seen as undesirable by the masses. dancing isn't meant to be seen as perfect and attractive. dancing is a vulnerable language meant to communicate the freeness of the body and soul. it's another form of intimacy

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Drag name: Boots Anne Cats Anne Boots Anne Cats Anne

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