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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

i beg your pardon

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

who taught me french

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@focusfronting all my profs were from france when i was in my french major era, im so taken aback rn lmao

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

is this anything

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@The_Terroirist the first time i tried to say j'aime in the placement test it told me i should say j'adore instead like ok no need for dramatics 😭

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@heatimusZexcel_ not in my country it isnt 🤷🏼

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

writing papers about my prof's area of expertise is so humiliating like i know that's the actual point of uni but im going to tear my hair out!!!!!!

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

nobody warned me that having irl linguist friends would be somehow both deeply gratifying and deeply unsettling,,, my friend today said "oh i was just wondering because i've been paying close attention to how you say things" like HELLO????

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

i hate it when non linguists are funnier than me

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

honestly it's a little infuriating that standard american english is unmarked to me but my english is apparently extremely marked to americans

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@edkun197 SO true

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Loving the fireworks over Velia for Valentine's Day ❤️ @BDO_News #BDOScreenshot #BlackDesertOnline

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 years

@TheSims damn i wanted witchy stuff so bad😭😭

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@tiredz_beats @focusfronting im starting to suspect i learned more than counting to 10 when i was in elementary lmao

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@trashjuicebox couldnt be me, only use my linguistics degrees are getting is to make my french as canadian as possible

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

8 years

I'm so excited to watch this I'm going to cry 😭😍 thank you @jhobi94 😄 #namjinGOs

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

8 years

Shit gets so real when Hobi takes center somebody help me

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

I really wish I knew Youtube's reasoning for this :/ A family-friendly content creator makes videos with cartoon puppies and it's demonitized? Youtube wtf are you doing

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

international student english update my first feature to go is my tapped t's

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

ph¡l 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦🇻🇪 ☃️☃️❄️🎄🎄

@c1trusshark

6 months

what was your biggest impact on the internet? i'll start, i'm SoapOpera46.

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@alex_iiiiii canada 😌

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@Keerurgo it's very canadian 😅

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

i love her :( [NA] Lamourn | Witch for #BDOSpring2020 🌸 @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

i get this even more than "how many languages do you speak then" and i just dont have the patience for it lmaooo

The Layman's Linguist

@LaymansLinguist

4 years

Not. An. English. Teacher.

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Working on Mystic awakening fanart!! @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

6 years

Thanks for hanging out GM Death and happy new year~ @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

bonus: cherry blossom goth 💜🌸 [NA] Lamourn | Witch for #BDOSpring2020 🌸 @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 years

thanks for the making my first show in van the best i could have asked for @TheDreadnoughts yall the realest ✌✌

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

does ubisoft consult with linguists in their quest for historical accuracy because i have some questions about various working class englishes being the default accent of france

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

it's pastel season 🌸💕 [NA] Lamourn | Witch for #BDOSpring2020 🌸 @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

@kariebookish i moved to glasgow from canada recently and he's actually much easier to understand than the people i meet out and about 😅

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 years

This outfit really suits the highly specific aesthetic of "sweet and lovely but also a hermit witch of the woods" that i'm going for 🌱🌼💙 #BDOScreenshot #BlackDesert #BlackDesertOnline @BDO_News

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Deli!! I loved watching on Twitch and also this thumbnail though???? SO CUTE

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

im going to see an opera with people who dont realize im a Highly Qualified pianist and it's like some kind of weird not-secret?? like why would i just bring that up but also my commentary is gonna sound so pretentious without them knowing?? im thinking about this a normal amount

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

having an ereader with IPA in the dictionary may have cured me of "cant pronounce anything because i only saw it in print" disease but now i have a non-rhotic accent for a seemingly random selection of words 💀

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

girl math this girl dinner that why don't you join a girl union

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

update i've so far discovered that unsurprisingly both canada and scotland have "fuck sake", america only has "for fuck's sake" and, most crucially, my buddy in nova scotia somehow has "fuck sakes" specifically

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

every day my mom says "dont eat/make/order that, we're eating dinner soon" and then we dont have dinner for another 5 hours?? and then i get berated for my eating habits?? do my parents know im a whole ass human being that normally has my own god damn house and routine???

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

i'm looking dramatic and ready to fight but i'm actually just a small watermelon wanting to cook up some sandwiches 🍉🍉 @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot #BDOSelfie

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

8 years

if you ever feel like you fucked up just know that I unironically tagged a photoset of Thorin with 'daddy' accidentally just now

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 months

no one understands how severely adventures in odyssey damaged me 💀 i'm 27 years old with a masters degree and still have bizarre gut reactions to basic scientific facts

emily may

@emilykmay

4 months

"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

My guildies and I finally earned the galley tonight! Just in time for my partner's birthday as well 😊⛵️ @BDO_News #BDOScreenshot #BlackDesertOnline

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

6 years

I mastered cooking and finished every cooking quest today :D @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Here are some of my fave recent shots to celebrate today being my 300th day playing #BlackDesertOnline ~~

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

he was wondering if i find scottish accents difficult to produce, but then never explained what he noticed about my speech that would prompt the question and now it's too late to ask😭

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

my office is RIFE with linguistic discrimination and i was asked today to put together a little (unrelated) info session for linguistics-based communication tips..... they will soon know true canadian passive aggression

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

10 months

im watching interview with the vampire for the first time this is extremely silly and extremely gay

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

6 years

Happy anniversary!!! @BDO_News #BDOScreenshot #BlackDesertOnline

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

6 years

the day junhyung decided to ditch the hardass rapper look for the soft boyfriend look was the day kpop was saved

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

3 years

yes my focus is forensic linguistics, no i dont know anything about the unabomber, we exist 😔

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

if my canadian accent somehow indexes me as "someone who can't produce scottish accents" i will CRY

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

There might be a blizzard out today but at least it's nice and warm in Velia ❄️ #HappyValentinesDay #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot @BDO_News

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

part 2~ [NA] Lamourn | Witch for #BDOSpring2020 🌸 @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

i've been assigned a paper about canada for the first time (!!!) but it is deeply unsettling that the author keeps saying completely normal sentences and then following it up with "this is normal in canada" 🤨

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

the many sakes of fuck

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

idk anything about dialects/variation in french tbh, but i had a parisian prof in uni so i thought i was familiar with standard pronunciation?? but duolingo voices adding a schwa to every feminine word really got me like 🤯🤯🤯?!?!

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

this tweet brought to you by the way that my american friends' jaws all dropped the minute i said the word "borrowed"

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

3 years

in honour of how inspiring today has been i will now be upgrading my petty critique paper to a scathing critique paper

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

6 years

Gave my witch a goth queen makeover 🖤🍃💀💚 @BDO_News #BDOScreenshot #BlackDesertOnline

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

it's always such a bittersweet autism feeling when a character gets really popular for doing things i was relentlessly bullied for

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

dammit tinder boy im a linguist not an english teacher!!!!

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

8 years

I'M CRYING #MINHODANCESTOTHINGS @CHERRYORI

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

im throwing away every plan ive ever made in favour of historical linguistics

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

today i heard that men use more L2 nonstandard forms than women despite standard education so me and the heavy busan accent i have no business retaining are feeling v affirmed 😌

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

11 months

my very unhelpful friends unanimously agreed I should do a phd because "you're really entertaining and your devil may care attitude would make seminars with you so fun" is.... this good??? can i put this on my cv

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

wow so i'm that easy to read huh

The Layman's Linguist

@LaymansLinguist

4 years

Did you spend 6th grade training yourself to write <a> instead of <ɑ>, or did you read age-appropriate non-fantasy books?

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

6 years

Finally on the way to Korea :D Happy I can play Black Desert on the way~ #BlackDesertMobile #BDOScreenshot @BDO_News

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

8 years

Still playing #Overwatch still cute af

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 years

@mike_i_guess it's👏time👏for👏us👏to👏leave👏her👏

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

"uk things that would put an american in a coma" girl you think a two hour drive is a road trip it's not gonna be the american knocking out 😭😭😭

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@OwletinSoT i would kill and die for him

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

@jadincmoore "oh so you must love wordle then" is the new "oh so what languages do you speak"

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

trying to email my stylistics prof because i have maybe-not-covid and cant come to the second lecture like bro please dont analyze me attempting to sound like a regular person oh my god

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

@DrClaireH ding dong ditch or nicky nicky nine doors (western canada)

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 months

none of yall mentioning the northern lights to me is homophobic

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 months

@inkandplasma @noodles_and_tea ive got you 🫡

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

friends!!! i received an offer from the university of glasgow today!!!! for an applied linguistics masters!!!! 😊😊😊

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

how do i find roommates like this? asking for me

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

girl help i agreed to go to ✨️The Football✨️ this weekend but i don't have any relevant social scripts!!!!!!! best ive got is not wearing blue but that doesnt help with much else 😭

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Talked to 4 NPCs so far and gained 8 max energy from it 👌🏼Feeling good~ @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDO #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Best pose for any mood tbh @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline Follow for more screenshot action 😉

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

i cant come up with any good research questions for an assignment rn because currently all i want to know is why on earth fanfic writers act like people text like that irl

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

I'm super in love with my mystic so i drew a chibi version~ @BDO_News

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

@kirbyconrod keira 😊

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

i started unity today and ummmmm in the three AC games ive played so far, the accent choices have been mind boggling

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

i have to be up in 4 hours to go to the airport but imposter syndrome is keeping me awake

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

3 years

good morning just finished crawling through the discourse rabbit hole

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

5 months

im so homesick i need to have maple syrup STAT

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

just saw prehistoric planet clip of the baby T. rex,,,, bro i know i could befriend one i just know it

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

sorry to emo tweet but ive been abandoned by friends and forced to spend christmas alone in my flat twice in three years now and i've been telling my family i'm fine but actually i am A Liar and i have to tell the truth somewhere

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

1 year

let's be real who among us would deny that corpus assisted discourse analysis is a slay

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

i cant remember what the other 4 languages are either 😭 i must have maintained an insomnia streak lmao

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

before wrapped is out i just want to remind yall that this year i graduated uni, turned 25, had to live with my parents for a over a month, moved continents, and started a masters so it's gonna be uhh,,,, interesting

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

After 13 T6 females in a row, I finally bred a second T8 😊🐎 @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

7 years

Me and my partner waiting for the fireworks ❤️ [NA][Family name: Lamourn] @BDO_News #BDOValentine2018 #BlackDesertOnline #BDOScreenshot

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

i know our papers are meant to be graded anonymously but there's no way in hell my lecturer doesn't know which of the ten of us uses the word "outwith"

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

4 years

im a big fan of corvids and i miss my little baby bird and we're learning about modern bird anatomy in my dinosaur class and for some reason theres a lot of linguists who like birding and this is all to say i smell a new hyperfixation

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

there is actually nothing more valuable on the entire planet than a friend who will text you "can i come to your house to work on my paper i'll bring you a meal deal and we can listen to the corries"

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keira 🍎

@ciderholiday

2 years

imagine my horror when i look up the title on the big poster of colin morgan only to read "starring james corden"

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