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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

2 years

It’s on again.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

What Justin Bieber did on Purpose can never be undone.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

I’m actually starting to see more and more why sex is best suited for marriage/long term relationships. 💀 The consequences/outcomes that result from it aren’t meant for people who have no intentions to stay together long term to bare. 💀

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@chrismescudi

4 years

@VilakaziSoul I have something against having so much open space surrounding a house in general , horror movies have ruined me😭

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

I just want my girlfriend to be happy all the time. I don’t like it when she’s not okay.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

I was sad - then I remembered that my hun is a 10. Now I’m all good again. 😂

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

5 months

Bants aside this thing of Nigerians trying to take our culture and brand it as theirs is fucking cringe.

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5 months

AMAPIANO DERBY IS HERE NIGERIA VS SOUTH AFRICA🔥🔥🔥

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

“Would you still like me if I was a stop sign? 🥺🥺🥺”

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

5 years

11 months to go. Woza December! 😭

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@chrismescudi

3 years

I won man 🥺🥺😂

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Eish guys kanti you don’t throw away her lashes after helping her take off her make up? 😭💀

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

4 years

R200 to whoever hasn’t posted that new Drake on their WhatsApp status

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@chrismescudi

3 years

I wished I’d never got involved with some people. Even just interacting with them.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

5 years

Tonight we watch 7 de laan 😭

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 months

@TintdWindws There ain’t a single one gang😭

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@chrismescudi

3 years

You need to have a crush on your hun. 🤞🏽

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

I’m down horrendous but I’m trusting God that I’ll be grand soon. ❤️

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Women are sex addicts bro.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

5 years

Huns that wore these were ELITE. 😭

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@_Mamthii

5 years

The most comfortable school shoes!

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Sorry, I believe in umfazi. 🙏🏽

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

4 years

I think a lot of that comes down to the fact that most niggas use “let’s go with the flow” as an excuse to participate in masimba.

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@DumiCarl

4 years

Huns really hate a "let's go with the flow" gent

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Slowly losing someone you’re close to is ass yho. Especially when you’re seeing it happen. I guess this is just that next phase in life. 💀

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@chrismescudi

4 years

Tl asleep? I no longer feel dead inside. I’m starting to feel like myself again.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Everyone hates black people bro. EVERYONE. All these years they’ve just been tolerating us.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

Go have your fun, just let me know where you’re at and make sure you’re safe.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Two legends can definitely co-exist, but unfortunately Drake completely washed Ye. I’ve seen the light 🙏🏽

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@chrismescudi

5 years

Heh ndithi “THANK GOD YOU BLEW IT, THANK GOD I DODGED A BULLET.” 😭😭🗣🗣

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@YonceVocals

5 years

this song hits harder the more I grow up. beyoncé is a genius

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@chrismescudi

3 years

I hear all the hype around Shrek but I think the way Ice Age is being overlooked is borderline criminal.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

I’m dying coz that means you guys flew to CPT to reflect mos? ☹️

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

I thoroughly enjoy being my girls man dawg. I love it here.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

2 months

Jokes aside — the ugliest thing you could do to your partner is put them in a position to be disrespected like this man.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

5 years

Sbwl a night of lamza’s and cuddles bathong.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

Guys, self-isolate

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Yeah sure, there are measures in place, plan B, birth control etc. but apart from the fact that those aren’t full proof, the side effects and things you have to deal with just aren’t worth it imo.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Real thick vagina.

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

4 years

Anything as majita >

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@chrismescudi

3 years

I think when months and weeks go by as quickly as they have recently the key is to maximise. Not even on some motivational shit though, just get as much shit as you can done. Leave every week knowing you did the most and soon you’ll look back every month and think yah.

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@Matseka_

3 years

The year is moving so fast

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

Ffs bruh, just spoil your hun and leave us alone

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@Kokoleo_zn

3 years

It’s Friday ..give the woman u love money

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

9 months

I’ll be so honest - this gen is doomed via relationships.

Luu🇿🇦

@sk1tguru

9 months

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

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@chrismescudi

6 months

Drake has a lifelong fan in me shame. You guys can never make me hate him.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

@PrettygirlLesa As friends la nyela sometimes

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@chrismescudi

2 years

Exactly. I’d lose sight in my ear and hearing in my nose same time.

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@Unhinged061

2 years

That neck grab is what would break me

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

6 years

@WillHayes_24 @CarlosValdesjr2 @Marie57746959 @WiredSources @KingJames And besides that Lebron owes these kids nothing, he worked hard for his money. The fact that he's contributing and giving off so much of his hard earned money should be respected and celebrated. People should stop saying "only 20%" he could have easily given off nothing.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

MEANWHILE IN HONEYDEW JUST SLAPS DIFFERENT ON ‘SOTHO MAN WITH SOME POWER’ 😭😭

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Ye’s 808’s & Heartbreaks literally gave us Drake and Kid Cudi and reshaped music for an entire generation. Throw in his influence on fashion and other cultural aspects Ye’s impact is far beyond Drakes.

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@Givenkazeni

3 years

Kanye makes people do stuff, wear stuff. Influenced a whole culture and generation of people who would have looked the other way if anyone else did it. Drake’s influence is mostly musical and recently hairstyle (trim). So while he’s the bigger musician. The more impactful is Yé.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

These okes weren’t saying these things when byesthembiso was outed by the same anonymous account. So why are they now defending Seeco? Coz I distinctly remember them cutting ties with Sthe quick with no questions asked.

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@chrismescudi

5 years

Academically:

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Kokoleo’s been terrorising us for months. MONTHS. Lord I need more.

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@chrismescudi

2 years

That’s your problem with the situation ???? 😭🧍🏽‍♂️

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Praying someone’s relationship fails is some bottom barrel behaviour no bap.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

My header is peng yoh. 🥺

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@chrismescudi

4 years

Bro i swear twitter is nca when you just “😭😭😭” and just occasionally drop photo sets.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

Lit kids are shaking 😭

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@JustDaddyG

4 years

I’m gonna chill in the sun tomorrow so I can get me a

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@chrismescudi

4 years

When women hurt you they make sure.

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@chrismescudi

5 months

@ola_107 @LitSego I did say bants aside though, or did you not see that ?

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@chrismescudi

5 years

Probably the most underrated rapper of our generation. This man deserves so much respect. My mind struggles to process how people throw dirt on him with a clear conscience.

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@chrismescudi

6 months

Her & Wimpy? You guys can never make me hate them. 🫰🏽

over-achiever.

@andiswaa_m

6 months

No other restaurant can ever touch Spur. That’s my girl forever and nobody else can compare ❤️.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

100m on Burnett street , loser pops bottles at TSC🤞🏽

𝜨𝑽𝜨.⚜️

@VutlhariNkuna_

3 years

Gents let’s link and race for fun?😭😭😭

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Literally dating my best friend rn

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@chrismescudi

5 years

When you see someone for the first time in the new year and you don’t say “compliments.”

10 Bands 🇩🇪

@delemancho

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bomboclaat

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@chrismescudi

6 months

At some point you have to realise how blessed you’ve been/are, and stop fussing over what you don’t have.

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@chrismescudi

4 years

I’m sorry but if a relationship of mine goes 5+ years we’ll simply have to work through whatever we’re going through.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

She is NOT impressed with me shame. 😭

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@chrismescudi

3 years

My moms belief in me will be what keeps me going.

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@chrismescudi

3 years

I’m a firm believer in marriage. Idc if I’m the only one of my mates to tie the knot. One thing I will be is a husband.

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@chrismescudi

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okes will never leave my vocabulary, what a crisp word 🤌🏽

𝐵.

@boikanyombatha

7 months

“okes, oke, huns” 🤢

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@chrismescudi

3 years

You guys don’t get bored of these discussions?

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Sometimes you can cav the loser in a hun by scoping the kind of guys she goes for and that’s the gospel.

𝜨𝑽𝜨.⚜️

@VutlhariNkuna_

3 years

Majita have you ever seen the loser in a hun?

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𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇵🇸🇨🇩

@chrismescudi

3 years

People are acting like I said it’s wrong to have premarital sex, there’s nothing wrong with it. I was simply stating that the consequences/risks are a lot steeper. 💀

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@chrismescudi

3 years

Diamonds Dancing is such a spiritual joint. 😭🙏🏽

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@chrismescudi