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1 year
harry styles really just said “this doesn’t happen to people like me very often” like what #Grammys
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12 days
used today to celebrate my independence from my cheating ex🥳
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5 months
nymphia and sapphira losing to Q, while plasma sashaying away to a queen who couldn’t even put together her own dress is certainly a choice for this episode… #dragrace
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i am apologizing ahead of time for the person i’m going to be on august 25th
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Selena Gomez
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Y’all have been asking for new music for a while. Since I’m not quite done with SG3,  I wanted to put out a fun little song I wrote a while back that’s perfect for the end of summer. SINGLE SOON. August 25th. Presave it now. 😘
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1 year
last day of work selfie, it’s time to celebrate
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1 month
fine, since likes are private, i’ll post my biggest thirst trap again
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11 months
need a handsome man in my life now
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9 months
so what’s your favorite scary movie
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1 year
woke up without a boyfriend again today
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1 year
work selfies go crazy
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5 months
i am apologizing ahead of time for the person i am going to be on february 22nd
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Wait ‘til I turn my love on. Pre-save my new song “Love On” out 2.22.
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1 year
pic when the sun was sunning
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1 year
Post a pic when the sun was sunning ☀️😎
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5 months
Q winning over both sapphira and nymphia? this is such a JOKE lol #dragrace
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@joe4realzz
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ⓘ Show your face card male Edition !
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1 year
would you let me pump your gas, be honest
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1 year
pretty smile = most attractive thing on a person
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@capricorndemonx
pookie :3
1 year
MEN. DO. NOT. HAVE. PRETTY. SMILES.
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1 year
another selfie at work
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1 year
looking back on my time in hawaii like
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1 year
in the car again
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1 year
bring me back
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1 year
got a little blush from the sun today
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1 year
need this type of sun again
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10 months
hey @OnlyMurdersHulu , if we could get season 4 right now, that would be great! i need to know what happens ASAP #OMITB
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1 year
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@faiththegemini
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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1 year
walk with me
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1 year
hi
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1 year
mirror
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2 years
i was feeling myself this day
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someone teach me how to take better progress pics
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1 year
will i ever stop taking selfies at work?
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1 year
it’s always team selena gomez in this house
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@iamvinicius_snr
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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie
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10 months
keep postponing shaving oops
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24 days
post 100 degree soccer game with no subs… a bitch is SWEATING
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10 months
head empty.
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4 months
ross matthews saying that plane jane was “just good” tonight is absolute insanity when she was easily top 2 performances on that stage with those presentations… #dragrace
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1 year
i can fix him
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1 year
today’s shenanigans with men confirmed that my answer is no
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@nemishebegam
سیّده اسماعیل
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smile if you trust men
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1 year
throwback to college era me
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1 month
👓
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1 year
i’ll be my own valentine
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29 days
seatbelt lowkey ruined the vibes here
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1 month
really made me forget who i was for a second
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1 year
search “water” in your camera roll & quote with your favorite🌊
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@Glamallama94
Alonsito🧸🇵🇪
1 year
search “water” in your camera roll & quote with your favorite 🌊
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14 days
first time trying whataburger… it ate
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2 years
instagram down as usual
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1 year
obsessed with it here
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post at home workout cause i didn’t have a car to drive to the gym
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1 year
antman and the wasp should’ve been retitled “antman and michelle pfeiffer” because this woman never left the screen
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1 year
who’s going to tell him this time?
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1 year
whenever i’m having a bad day, i just remind myself that at least i don’t have it as bad as her
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1 year
up close and personal
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1 year
messaged a guy that ghosted me happy birthday because i saw that he liked my last insta post
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1 year
tb tho
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1 year
sun was hitting
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1 year
be my valentine
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1 year
liked his ig story… now we wait because the ball is in his court!
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ah yes because liking the message is an appropriate response… i hate men
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1 year
📍an island far, far away
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1 year
progress.
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1 month
feeling myself
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1 year
aloha
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10 months
olivia rodrigo writing logical:
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1 year
dressed and ready for #Scream6
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1 year
yeah so that date did NOT go well, thanks snapchat!
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9 months
sweater weather
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1 year
can this be a real thing, can it?
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9 months
22 more of these please🥳 #23
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1 year
am i late on celebrating st. patty’s day?
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1 month
so who’s gonna take me to another wedding, so i have an excuse to dress up again?
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@DestiniYvette
Dess 💕
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Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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post haircut results
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first day at new job ✅
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my first time being real outside of work in the past two weeks
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take me back (to the 1989 era) @taylorswift13
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1 year
just got recorded at my job by a customer… catch me on facebook or something
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all smiles
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when the rest of the eagles see alshon jeffery in the locker room
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did the hypnosis work?
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airpods died in the middle of my workout
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5 years
y’all must have short-term memory loss because the same recycled tweets go viral every few months
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Zion Destiny ~ ⁷
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Unpopular Opinion : Twitter edition , go !!
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got a haircut
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me being so happy that plane jane won this week cause she served it up (nymphia was right behind her) and seeing twitter is absolutely livid about it #dragrace
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@jimmyoutsold she’s hot and they’re not!
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selena really had me screaming these lyrics about a man i didn’t have at 10 years old
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1 year
rate my tinder profile
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@midosommar
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Rate my tinder profile
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hex boys, and we’re gonna put a spell on you…
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1 year
matched with this guy who said his love language was cuddles, so i said “i am a top tier cuddler if i do say so myself” and he responded with “lol okay”… like what am i doing wrong?
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now who’s gonna tell him that didn’t work out AT ALL
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save a cowboy, ride a horse… or something like that
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