Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni Twitter profile

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

2 years

Fathers Day text from my kid

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Chris Meloni

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2 years

And do what?

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2 years

@Chris_Meloni Chris please come to my wedding

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Good bye mon ami. I love you. #TheBelz

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1 year

Right, but what’s in the glass case behind you

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

1 year

The world famous Iowa Butter Cow!

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@Chris_Meloni

3 years

I’m with him

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

4 years

Those who flock to beaches, bars, and political rallies, putting their fellow citizens at risk, are not exercising freedom; they are displaying, as one commentator has noted, the weakness of a people who lack both the stoicism to endure the pandemic and the fortitude to defeat it

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2 years

permission?…no It’s called manners

☆∴｡*Dana🎗️･ﾟ*｡★

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2 years

I love that @Chris_Meloni is waiting for permission to sit from @Mariska

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

3 years

Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake

⋆₊ ⊹ 𐙚✮˚CUNTIANA˚✮𐙚⊹₊ ⋆

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3 years

@awholeassmood @WrittenByHanna @Chris_Meloni you wanna explain why you have so much cake???

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4 years

Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without?

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

2 years

Perhaps the greatest WH spokesperson I’ve ever witnessed

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@Acyn

2 years

Psaki: I think he may have avoided your question

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

4 years

Always thought of myself as progressive but now realize I’m liberal

Rebel Red!

@jaydlyn_J

4 years

I just saw this on FB and I about snorted! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Chris_Meloni

4 months

Keep ur eyes on ur own paper

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4 months

Always so loud sir @Chris_Meloni

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@Chris_Meloni

4 years

You would be arrested!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

LAW & ORDER!

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

7 years

What?

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

5 years

Translation: I have no talent and wish the worst on those that do

Tomi Lahren

@TomiLahren

5 years

And the Oscar goes to… nobody cares.

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Chris Meloni

@Chris_Meloni

3 years

Well... I think it’s official official now so.... see ya in April. And May. And...

𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑

@lawandordertv

3 years

. @Chris_Meloni returns and Elliot Stabler's story continues. #OrganizedCrime premieres April 1 on @NBC .

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2 years

The promise of green energy, my children, the centering calm of love, and a really good piece of baklava I had the other day

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2 years

@Chris_Meloni whatcha thinkin about

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7 years

Dear South Korea, how? Asking for a country

The New York Times

@nytimes

7 years

Breaking News: A South Korean court has removed President Park Geun-hye from office

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4 years

I’m taking the ⁦ @pattonoswalt ⁩ Hibernation Challenge

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2 years

Real question: Why am I getting so many ultra Maga GOP shitbags on my feed?

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3 years

Her

𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑

@lawandordertv

3 years

Ten years of anticipation. One day away. Drop your favorite Stabler GIF, quote, or photo if you're ready.

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4 years

Like this. You?

🄲🄾🅄🅁🅃🄽🄴🅈 💎💎💎

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4 years

@Chris_Meloni How is lockdown going for you?

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3 years

A lovely way to start the day

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3 years

CHRISTOPHER MELONI IS EXCELLENT, CHARISMATIC ACTOR.

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3 years

You. Bastard.

ryan may whovier

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3 years

My great grandfather helping an injured woman after the 7.8 San Francisco earthquake in 1906. He is a hero ♥️

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2 years

How it started How it ended #Eleganceissurprisinglylight #partnerscarryingpartners #highheelcasualty

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4 years

Yes. Ur a pussy. Next

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4 years

I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.

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10 months

Safer than an OSU shower

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@Jim_Jordan

10 months

Does anyone feel safe in Democrat-run cities?

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8 years

The revolution is upon us. If u can't see the con then u r willfully blind. #Resist . good nite

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3 years

Backstage at ⁦ @TODAYshow ⁩ with ⁦ @Mariska ⁩

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3 years

Just found out my son’s Instagram acct is tedcruz’sleftnut My breast swells with pride

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3 years

Like this?

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3 years

#rehearsing what @Mariska ?

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3 years

Can y'all imagine if one day @Chris_Meloni and @Mariska posts a picture like this pretending they are kissing with the caption #Rehearsing It would be the end of us and the end of the internet

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11 months

You won’t what me?

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@Chris_Meloni I won’t you so bad

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1 year

Last time I saw The Belz

Law & Order Updates

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1 year

Meloni and Belzer @Chris_Meloni @MRbelzer

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3 years

Flexible hips on the fly

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@daddymeloni

3 years

@Chris_Meloni good morning what is this about

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4 years

Yes. All of it. Yes

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2 years

Janet wore it better

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2 years

I can see why they didn’t want him to wear his uniform

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10 years

Checking in with @Mariska . #partners4life http://t.co/PS0aQ0Fd6K

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6 years

Sir, that was the Fast and Furious film

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

6 years

WATCH: Trump argues that we need a border wall to stop migrants just driving right across in their "unbelievable vehicles... stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles than our police have, than ICE has"

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4 years

Light as a feather and yet heavily pregnant with awesome responsibility

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3 years

Some sexy ass dance moves

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3 years

@Chris_Meloni I want to know what this is about.

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Chris Meloni

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4 years

In a moment, the world is a little better

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

United Kingdom: Their package delivery man is named Tim. He’s deaf. Tallulah and Tim developed quite the friendship over the lockdown. Tallulah’s mom taught her to sign. She made Tim a “thank you” that he displays on his truck proudly. Humanity.🌎❤️

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Rep. Gaetz under investigation by House Ethics Committee as he faces allegation of possible sex trafficking of a minor ⁦hey @mattgaetz ⁩ remember when ya put on a gas mask to mock the seriousness of a pandemic? ....ah, simpler times What up

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4 years

I give less than 1/3 of a shit

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4 years

Who’s this MF’er gonna vote for? #wakeupandsmellthefreedom

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5 months

…that’s why he wears Depends

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2 years

So…⁦ @FINALLEVEL ⁩ was sent this. He was kind enough to let me know we were feuding.

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4 years

Ho. Lee. Shyte. That couple was in lock step and she was razor sharp: “You believe what you need to believe but I won’t be paying you for ur services”

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

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Watch this contractor immediately get fired when the homeowner sees a confederate flag on his truck. More of this please...

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3 years

Attention: I have just reached 470K followers. Just another 530K to go until I know I’m a success. Tell a friend

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4 years

Chris Wallace just showed the president that he basically passed a Denny’s coloring place mat to keep babies busy

Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

I aced the test! It was a very hard test, believe me. Isn’t that right, @GeniiiusApp ?

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4 years

Well my man...that is indeed a first. Congrats! Wear it in good health. I will now text this pic to Oz creator Tom Fontana

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4 years

“The Boys” is the best satire of everything America

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3 years

Never forget

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3 years

LALA ❤️

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3 years

@Chris_Meloni Can you do higher up please @for science

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Define “raging”

Guyvermectin 〽️

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1 year

@Chris_Meloni We know you’re a raging homosexual that Hollywood has protected

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3 years

I had no idea

TODAY

@TODAYshow

3 years

Mariska Hargitay says Benson’s ‘been in love’ with Stabler on ‘SVU’ ‘for many a year’

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4 years

Sleep tight

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2 years

It’s from pulling my head out of my ass so often

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2 years

@Chris_Meloni do u do a neck workout

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4 years

Oh, ok

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1 year

I prefer older but wtf do I know

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1 year

Question to @Chris_Meloni fans which #ElliotStabler do you like better. Younger Elliot with hair or bald Elliot I personally love both, but older Chris is just handsome and hot. Lots of love Chris ❤️ 😍

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3 years

😶

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2 years

What selfie?

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@Chris_Meloni where is the selfie sir?

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2 years

The name is Bag, Douche. Bag

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2 years

YOU GOT IT

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@Chris_Meloni CHRISTOPHER MELONI POST A SELFIE RIGHT NOW

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4 years

Unbiased opinion: trump is a fucking idiot

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6 years

Focus on what I do not what I wear

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4 years

Very near future I’d like Mayor Pete as my President

Ricky Davila

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4 years

Holy shit Pete Buttigieg, holy shit!

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And this is how ppl are marginalized. This is how you “rig the system”

Bryan Dawson🇺🇸

@BryanDawsonUSA

8 years

#Alabama Demands #VoterID - Then Closes Driver's License Offices In Black Counties

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3 years

Ok, who leaked the first damn script?!

Benson’s Secret

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4 years

Liv: “Ghosting me was a dick move, Stabler.” El: “So was dating Tucker.” Liv:[smirks] “Next time, pick up the f*cking phone.” El: “It’s called ‘deep cover’ for a reason, Benson.” Liv: “That’s *Captain* Benson. Get your ass back in bed.” @chris_meloni @mariska #StablerReturns

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Chris Meloni

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5 months

Now do Clarence Thomas and his insurrectionist supporting wife

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

5 months

Judge McAfee worked for Fani Willis and donated to her campaign AND has now ruled that Fani can keep prosecuting Trump but only if she removes her lover Nathan Wade off the case! Judge McAfee should have recused himself in the first place because of his obvious bias. Fani

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4 years

Wow

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3 years

The other Melonis are trending, not me

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3 years

Sir why are you trending @Chris_Meloni

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Chris Meloni

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. @InStyle Always capturing my best side

InStyle

@InStyle

4 years

happy birthday @Chris_Meloni :) open for surprise

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2 years

@RickOtto Intriguing…

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3 years

Unlikely? Fuck off

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3 years

There’s a large group of us that already thought ⁦ @Chris_Meloni ⁩ was sexy- but I’m trying to decide if this is a compliment or not 🤷🏼‍♀️

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2 years

When a complete idiot proves how full of shit he is in under one minute

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Trump is unable/unwilling to name one thing he would do differently regarding Ukraine

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4 years

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil has had to lay off 25 congressmen Thank you! Good night! Try the veal!

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5 years

Well played grasshopper.

Eva Victor

@evavictor

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well

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3 years

WTF?!

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4 years

I am Christopher Meloni and I approve of this message

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Chris Meloni

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3 years

Or more like this. Good day of work on L&O:OC with a young up and comer Marsha Haggarty. #ShesGoingPlaces

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2 years

She seems fun

April Ajoy

@aprilajoyr

2 years

This Christian influencer says masturbation is witchcraft and creates generational curses that will "literally bleed into your future children's life." I don't miss these pentecostal circles at all. So much needless shame 😭

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6 years

In entomologist terms this is, “some gangster shit”

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4 years

Hey Joey, keep the faith. No Joey. Spread the faith

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2 years

On it

shauna

@goldengateblond

2 years

someone call benson and stabler

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3 years

#organizingcrime AND kitties

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3 years

Brilliant

Carole Braun

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3 years

Also anti-vaxxers

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Chris Meloni

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8 years

Meeting peeps NYC #hanginWithAFriend

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3 years

Same one I have framed by my bed side

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@by_lulyy

3 years

I found a photo of mom with @Chris_Meloni :)

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4 years

Biggest Loser: Family Edition

Unnamed Insider

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4 years

Name the TV show...

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3 years

OG taking his life in his hands

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@FINALLEVEL

3 years

💥Attention💥 The SVU episode with @Chris_Meloni returning has been CANCELED.... Before you lose your mind remember it’s April 1st.

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3 years

True statement

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3 years

Indeed

Wolf Entertainment

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3 years

Here we go! #StablerIsBack ! #SVU #OrganizedCrime #SVUxOC @Chris_Meloni @Mariska

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3 years

Mom?

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6 years

Nostradumbass.

Kurt Schlichter

@KurtSchlichter

6 years

Here's my bet... No one will be arrested for these alleged mail bombs. After dozens of college campus hoaxes by leftists, I don't buy this super convenient turn of events.

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Who wudda guessed

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3 years

Today’s words of wisdom

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