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@Maridany1908 @invis4yo Might be including ASU in the content idk
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@ChellsOnA_Beach @0hgoddessliyah_ That's a completely mad up number, please stop talking about this subject
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@MMinnoria @Maridany1908 @invis4yo That's usually what's actually happening in these situations. I remember when a girl got fired from a mechanic shop in my town. Everyone had a meltdown saying it was sexist as hell. Come to find out, she was doing masturbate videos, in her uniform, in the work bathroom lmao
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@ChrisQuintanar1 Keep working hard brother, I lost 85 myself and I'm down from 315 to 230, you can do this 💯🙏
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@kaitlancollins Oh look a guy deciding to make a scene out of tragedy for his political career and yall clap for him
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10 months
@biigwes_ Most definitely this one
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@MarryMagdaLean @jiggyjayy2 No, I think what kanye west said was, "I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hitlerrrrrrrrrrr" 💀
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11 months
@grey990s It would take absolutely 2 minutes to at least find somebody who'd buy that bottle for like 120 bucks lol what a waste at least come up 😭
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@Vitaminndeee Who said Brittany Renner was anything sweet bro? She ain't getting the same level of hate cuz Redd rn is way more relevant then Brittany's whole career what do you mean???? Lmao
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@elitelife_kd Its...... The hash ringing...... The slash slinging......
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1 year
@GeebMinister Everyone thinks it's fake until it really happens 💀 shit hit me in the feet like a fire hydrant
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3 years
@Benji_Biz @nomotalk1 @ShannonSharpe @russwest44 @stephenasmith Swear dude actin like Shannon don't have a reason to be on his ass, mf is 0-5 from 3 and has 8 turnovers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@phillymaderai @semaJ7272 You also watch too much porn lol
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1 year
@LegendOfWinning I seen cousy go off the backboard to himself, my grandad crank filmed it back in 1954
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9 months
@case_clased @GrapeCath That's how this person sees themselves in this moment lol
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9 months
@m_a_r_shmelly @MikeTomGotJokes @flawl3ssNBr0wn2 Yeah I'd say most of them don't rape women but hey if that's your experience i guess lol
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@313ljay @LFCJorge_ @BodiedByBron Yeah it's not a career highlights video though is it it's a ball fake highlight so keep coping lmao
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1 year
@TripleLSports @DakToCD88 Shit if Dak was my quarterback I'd have a hard time telling the difference between starters and backups too
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1 year
@Zazamyodor I remember my homie girl worked at McDonald's and he said if he ever saw some shit like this he'd get to McClutchin real quick 💀💀💀💀
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@Solomon135j @upblissed It shouldn't be that corny to show some love this coo lol
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1 year
@vanderkooey @ogm4xb_ @upblissed I prefer Penis Presentation Professor, MD
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10 months
@DubSuns @DevinBook Uhhh jokic is the best player and it's not close 🤣
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10 months
@Son_ImSleep As a white man, I can confirm. I have to remind myself I'm a strong black woman almost every day
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11 months
@shamaji444 @GWPtheTrilogy @Da_mirror91 Billie the nastiest imo tho cuz she was 14 and it was all "oh he was a child actor too so we're just naturally besties" dawg, I cant tell you how many times wit ppl. "Bro he's just being a mentor he likes the show a lot" oh yeah why don't he talk to the boys then? 😭 crazy af
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@Ohmeezzy @AnsonW01 Pedophile as a human being attracted to kids? Prolly not, considering she prolly just thought it was clownin what she was doing, but jail? Yeah man. Definitely jail. You tellin me rubbing ya ass on a lil man's dick for 3 minutes straight ain't illegal contact with minors?
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9 months
@Lexomillion @TheOmniLiberal There's no "thinking" about it, Hamas factually does these things, they don't even deny it?
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11 months
@phoenixthaboss I mean, to be real bro, I never in my life seen so many people confident in a 22 point underdog. Including me. I took Colorado. Wouldn't you, as the other team feel some type of way about that perspective being as wide as it was?
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1 year
@DVDJXX Better at rebounding, cuz he's bigger, that's pretty much about it
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8 months
@brothasbrooks @Marcg59327989 @YungKuch @jahgetbuckets21 @AB84 Mahomes won MVP a superbowl and superbowl MVP with MVS, there's definitely levels to this shit and you clearly don't understand them at all 😂
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10 months
@Zvbear I just know this dude has so many bad ideas
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@TROLL74580773 @MANOMAGlC Ain't nobody said he should you dick bouncin stan but why tf he take this video 💀💀💀💀💀
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11 months
@Ohmeezzy Makes sense now
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1 year
@WorldWideWob The leaker who made you swear never to tell a soul
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9 months
@thedirtyhippie_ @immorbin @MattLech @purpgreenandred Weren't you the one making assumptions about people? Lmao what?
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11 months
@Foolie03 @shamaji444 @GWPtheTrilogy @Da_mirror91 Yes I'm strange for thinking a 30 year old grown man is suspect for flying out a 14 year old girl he been hitting up in the DMs. I'm the strange one 💀
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8 months
@CJTHEDJAY @sneako Anime is Haram
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8 months
@SK_NFL @_Twinndiesel It'd be facts if that dude had any value but he's a proven scam artist. At least OF models provide a product people want, bro has to lie for every dollar he makes cuz he literally is a negative value human being
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10 months
@jiggyjayy2 It's definitely whack behavior. Can't lie about that. But I remember a few years ago there was a social argument where a lot of people said "why would people pretend to be another gender just to take advantage" It has begun 😭
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That's valid as hell actually, I know too many dudes that literally cannot conversate with women for me to argue against it lol
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Y’all called me weird for saying imma make my son talk to girls when he a teen but I feel like the real child abuse is letting that nigga grow up so lame he on the internet crying about hoes
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@monilyth @NicholasPas5 Yup in fact his good ones are some of my favorite movies of all time
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@caloriedetails @HoodcIips I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure this is really wrong
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@ChrisWithTheW @MaGoated @casualtakeking Yes he is. There is no realistic comparison to a player batting .300 with 40+ home runs and pitching a 3 ERA. That's like a top 2-3 offensive and defensive player in the whole league
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11 months
@CornyTeaQueue @phatchopz @kerma_karma @GeebMinister It's laced with meth. He doesn't know he did meth
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@m_a_r_shmelly @MikeTomGotJokes @flawl3ssNBr0wn2 interesting way to frame it. I hope you understand that when accusations come, questions about the crime arent scrutiny. Crimes have to be proven. It doesnt mean shes being doubted. If you're talking about, like, twitter? Uh, who cares what random groups think about this or that?
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@RustyBUCKETS321 Lakers fans gonna be like "what bro you get D Lo AND our 2048 first rounder"
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1 year
@lackingfunny @GeebMinister Dude, I'm aware it's mostly piss, I'm saying if you ever made a bitch squirt, you know she ain't just pissin 😭😭😭😭 smh
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@shamaji444 @GWPtheTrilogy @Da_mirror91 Even!? She gon be the Star 😭
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1 year
@thatsdomo1 They had color cameras since the 20s it was just stupid expensive to do, Wizard of Oz may have been the first but idk
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@thatsdomo1 Na it was really bad. He started forcing all his shots, had like 58 in the 3rd finished with 64. Turned it over 3 or 4 times in the 4th too. He started getting doubled and shit but kept tryna get buckets anyway it was gross
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@phoenixthaboss That's great for you, but I just looked it up, 70% of betters took Colorado, and it was the most bet on game so far today. You gotta admit, that's crazy
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@MemesForGuys Me next week with enough life expentency to outlast the sun
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@ghostbrowser8 @TheOmniLiberal Doesn't really challenge anything he said though so
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1 year
@ReignOfThaBULL @fckyoulisa A serial killer is literally just somebody with 3+ bodies lol
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7 months
@snowwsquire @Fl0ridianTrash @KazHeatCulture @raptalksk Can consent be violated by a party that has no ability to give nor deny it would probably be the legal issue 🤔 don't get me wrong I'd hope it's illegal but the way they hyperanalyze the exact language when it comes to laws in the court I'm not sure how that would go
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@protesterrabbit @iF3ar_NO_Man @KelseyReynolds unconditional love for living, yet she hates black people? ☕🐸
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11 months
@phatchopz @kerma_karma @GeebMinister Good blow will have you AWAKE for hours 😂 that's about it
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@qaadir_hudgins @Lifeasliek They lowkey be provin what Rodwave sad about in their reaction to it don't they 😭
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8 years
@dandragonthorn @CringeLMAO that's not spock and anybody with half a brain knows it so "cringe"
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@XeXirXim @DontDoby @TheOmniLiberal You don't have to tune into any of his takes; it's just weird that'd you'd imply where he gets all his takes from if you hadn't been tuning in, ya know? Almost like it's like, a bad faith claim you're pulling out of your ass, or something
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8 years
NOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN CHILL BRO
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@Ohmeezzy Hes talking about entrepreneuring and managing 10 million dollar channels but now he got time to fly to SOLZ for a fight in the yard 💀💀💀💀💀
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@cliff_ohio Fucking hilarious actually, because, I feel like, AS A FATHER, if my greasy haired antisocial 16 year old was walking around the house depressed, id prolly like, try to nip that shit right there??? Idk crazy concepts I know
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@DKSportsbook yall gotta void Porzingis man ain't no way 5 minutes and an eye poke should be viable
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@NBAPaint1 @A1Capital_ I mean to put it simple. It's almost regular for players to put up 8 threes a game. Lebron averages 6.6 attempts as a laker. For context, Reggie Miller attempted 4.7 for his career, and his career high season is 6.6, only 2 career seasons over 6 attempts
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@AidenIsCooked @semaJ7272 He's got 6 at bats this year you idiot lol
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@Vitaminndeee @MimaMilano But like I'm sure there's plenty of fucking people who don't like Renner??? Lol I think she does have more sex appeal physically (not skin personally idc) but wouldn't that naturally give her some fan girls like that? Lol
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@SymbioteStatus @Dvis85 @BatfleckMovie Na he literally has no clue lmfao Conroy IS batman
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@RissaTsunami @breebxby @jayla73849561 I aint saying you still use it. But don't pretend you stopped using it cuz it was making you feel "icky" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@DaKidGowie @wheelchairque @OG_Bri She was also 10 lol its wild she thinks she really had any grasp on the world compared to her thoughts of that time. I remember being 10 and thinking a cut on my leg could get infected and kill me. It's not like I'm sayin now "at the time, the fear of disease was much greater" 😭
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@johnrivers131 @ShaunCrawf20 Real ones know Crabtree slept on fersure but top 5 is insane
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@HoodieBev @TheDunkCentral Chet literally had a 5 game stretch in December of 21 points 8 rebounds 4 blocks and 53/50 shooting 😂
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@Fiizop @FeelLikeDrew *when people confuse "trying" with shooting*
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@marceygeee @Lexomillion @TheOmniLiberal Ya know, when people like you argue your points, why do you always beat around the bush explaining your side? What the fuck did you mean a cache of weapons? Don't you mean a hideout for a terrorist cell that won't give up until they, or all jews, are dead? Be honest about it
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@ShawCS2 @empyreanluver @Xx__BR4ND0N @RavenThePlayer @Bolverk15 @PKernaghan "Entitled to tips" is a hilarious way of framing that tipping jobs in the United States can pay you far below minimum wage and if you don't get tipped you'll literally die from not being able to support yourself, but hey we deserve that structure cuz we live here, right? 😂
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@imsikofdoingdi1 @ravenowl2988 @hasanthehun Who said wanting a source outside of Hamas was wanting a white person's source??? I don't understand how we always argue that Hamas and Palestinians aren't the same thing, yet any time Hamas is criticized, people act like you're attacking Palestine? Which is it?
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@ComedyWorIdStar @DooleyFunnyAf this is the most fake story I've ever seen on twitter like what
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How ass is the fact that we say all we want out of somebody is to be real? Like that's all we require and our circles still so small 😂😪
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@MikeJCzapla @TheOmniLiberal Destiny hates communism and likes some socialist policy what are you talking about lol
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@RadixMaximalist @FUCK_XDOTCOM @itsyeongkvrt @ZmijzoR @TheOmniLiberal Homophobic in 2023 bro? Shit, your mindset is dying out the past 20 years or so, sounds like you're on the side of fucking losers
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@BMOREcenter @killmesIime Yeah man a lotta rookies won't make their debut til mid 20s, only the best of the best prospects get through the minors by like age 20. We're talking Ronald Acuna and Elly De La Cruz lol Ohtani was like 26 his rookie year
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Been sayin it way before they tried to show me Ben Simmons shooting 3s, these guys cook up dudes at the Y and all the sudden Twitter stans think it's gon work on NBA defenders 💀💀💀💀
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This how Mitchell Robinson be moving in the off season man, I’m never letting any player’s off season videos trick me again
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@SuperStarRayy Using a dad's kid to sell wristbands is probably the most important thing actually
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@notrophiesfc @FanMahome Embiids finals stats
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@b_kamann @KristanHawkins @Kahlis_8 More importantly we should be pointing out that she's lying completely, abortion have been approved up to fetus viability, which is agreed upon being 22-24 weeks. Last I checked that's under 6 months. So this "moment of birth" is a clear lie to make her point sound better.
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@ali_feron @Dirtyjunkspam @TheOmniLiberal Couldn't you say the missing posters are a way of showing evidence that Hamas is harming Jews tho, too? The posters fall under that sentiment as well, no?
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1 year
@NuggetsLead I'll do you one better
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@CookedByTheKing @Aceboykwon Jokic is quite literally one of the most generational talents the league has ever seen lmfao the sad part is, Anthony davis is too, but he doesn't know how to bring it offensively every night, and that's why he'll never touch Jokic when it comes to their level of play. Sorry bub
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@semaJ7272 Me: "No do not put that in your mouth that's fucking disgusting", The response from toddlers, and strangely enough white women (for very different reasons) :
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3 years
@steveblorp @Bklyn_Nurse @drefanzor Deadass the most predictable bio I've ever seen in my life 😭
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11 months
@HeresDougie @CourtneyRCronin Yeah, why was it called
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