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I Debate, Joke, Design, Analyze Crypto, Economist and Game. 34🧠🎨📈🎮🇺🇲💪🏿 Xbox Gamer Native Thunder fan🏀 $TRX $JST $BTC $DC $CNS (Reactivated May 2021)

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@Bornakang All cheaters should definitely expose themselves. Stop wasting peoples precious time. It's all we got on this rock.
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@rahsh33m ??? superior race... how, because you stole land and resources. used guns since you coudnt fight like real warriors... pls
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@MissSassbox For all the dogs 🦴
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@myonnaslibrary @EBK_Koff back handed sentiment
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@MissKilahMarie Don't go to nobody house if you can't fight man.
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@Rap ready for the bobbi sneak diss on "for the dogs"
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@shannonsharpeee "you still in here cooking" is crazy 🤣
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@aolad900 @TMZ It's crazy how dangerous it is to be black. Around other black people
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@DailyLoud keke got her lil grown woman mama body now, and im here for it.....
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@dyingscribe The physics on them juggs is crazy
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@Leah222S @ivehaditpodcast You wouldn't even be using a phone had it not been for science lady.
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@RNB_RADAR keke is bad now... but we'd definitely have to talk talk if i was her man. she doing to much
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@topherAlba26 @NoCapFights how did he even bag her... like fr
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@Seaux_What_ @Vhoyde he moved on. she the one still making it a subject. who's hurt more?
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@flawl3ssNBr0wn2 Tell your son that
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@sadcrib okahh guud is crazy 😂🤣😂
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@KeletsoR_ @youareasapmadz Touched her with the hands he finger her with at that. Lol.
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@Sychodrama @Bornakang dude basically said he a 35 year old racist. cause he would known better not to say no goofy shit like this otherwise
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@JCFights naw its definitely up now. he gotta see the lord jesus even if its for a few minutes while he knocked the fk out.
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@yzyupdates thats definitely kanye's daughter
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@cctvidiots its the sudden shock moment for me.
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@GeekedUpProd @Bornakang Put this muffin back in the oven, he aint finished
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@CamistheOne10 @Blackmillions_ so we shoudnt pay child support either with that logic.
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@BriHallOfficial they let a karen run the mic. no surprise
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@bertmarxgaming @tomwarren That Is a damn lie lol
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@trayonastravels @REDSEASHAWTY free my person is wild lol
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@Bornakang Thats a plasma center 😂 "Jus get this shit out my arm and give me my 25 dolla's shidddd" 🙄🤣
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@thisiskashmir More then likely in shock huddled together crying till they suffocated I imagine. Tragic
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@AgainstDaOddsTV I don't know rather to be appalled or impressed. Cause how accurately fighting with babies in your hands. Hope they not fighting cause they found out they all got the same baby daddy 🤣
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@Araeejay @topherAlba26 @NoCapFights we all down about something. that dont make no sense tho lol
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@XXL Um your kids don't owe you a damn thing. Nobody asked to be born
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@jax_blocked @RomezWrld @PopCrave Apparently having a boyfriend is like having a toy for women these days
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@smoothmelanin @SaycheeseDGTL why yall love misery albums. the low energy from them are draining
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@faiththegemini This me every two weeks. 🤣
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@iamdesibanks Buddy need to go home immediately. He got problems
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@SupremeDreams_1 "letting niggas know right now I ain't no bitch" 😂😂😂
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@mackle_roy @astromamii_ I mean that's the risk. But hey you stood on your standards. Can't never be mad at that.
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@Brecause_what @rapalert6 @chicagotribune eventually you gotta give the hood antics up.
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@kkbby66 @xJayRawri 2005 had the internet. lord
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@Bornakang Violated the hell out that steering wheel. Lol
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@Bornakang what kinda resident evil village shit is going on here
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@XXL BET=EBT
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@EBK_Koff Bruh said he 24. Going on 55 🤣
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@Blackmillions_ why is it mostly dudes in here tossing strays at other niggas wives and shit. that's not masculine
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@NerdAtCoolTable I'm not about to have kids to make some random nigga on twitter feel good about his decision
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@KekePalmer This is nasty work. Now she a mother. She was For the streets jus 3 days ago. Make it make sense
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@ThatDudeMCFLY He had to pack that heat???? Lil nigga never lived in the hood ever
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@SaycheeseDGTL That's the reason they like bad boys. they dont put them on a pedestal treat a 10 like a 4-5 and you straight
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@XXL That's the oldest trick in the book.
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@TXDarinLopez @Bornakang like dude your bennifer... lol
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@raphousetv2 How long is her natural hair tho. Since where measuring lol
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@xxxojena @royalepains Ain't that why y'all put on makeup
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@rahsh33m "that don't make no sense"
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@Bornakang She dragged her bad 💀💀💀
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@mymixtapez ???🥴 I know of all people summer ain't out here tryna clown.....
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@PHREN0L0GY They not ready for all that.
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@__Take0ff @IAmLilRico You got a twisted sense of humor
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@Amor__temi @SaycheeseDGTL When being a gangster isn't cool anymore
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@rahsh33m This why I never will pay a fool to listen to my problems.
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@thuuggaaaa @_slimarella_ You ain't loved long enough to see how untrue that statement is
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@myfaultOG23 "Hate them till we need them" -Keke 4:38
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@thoughtfulbae What has Kendrick done for the culture tho.
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@thedoctormom ion really like the way twitter know im black and jus post all the ratchet city girl/boy shit on my wall lol
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@shawny_strolls @Sychodrama @Bornakang exactly. i remember having my parents rent the whole frieza saga from blockbuster each week a new vhs came to the store
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@SupremeDreams_1 I DIED 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@KEEPNITLIT710 @raphousetv2 You gone find out how fast 30 come. Don't worry
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@Bornakang her house is clean and neat. thats sexy
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@Jasmindaahh @TinyPrincess_D Lol jus go get you a man too, got damn lol
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@ChocolateRain__ Ain't no way this nigga 36 nigga look 46
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@Tower_SRG5 @DGdaParonta Cap her loss was fire. Certified loverboy got a bunch hits on it as well.
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@ModestyQueen19 Love when they speak out. Great process of elimination
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@todayyearsoldig That shit looks bomb as fuck too
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@Okami13_ How you not gonna have peter be Spiderman in a Spider-Man game. I'm black too. This goes against all logic.
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@Bornakang These men do not represent all of us. At all
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@dxminixn @maziibe_ @Orayvaar Largest economy in debt
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@MissSassbox white helmet caught lil man with that swinging back fist every time. MMA future is secure
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@itsavibe Why it look so last gen tho
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@The_Celebs_Hub This gotta be fake
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@MikeTomGotJokes
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@rahsh33m boy ol boy.... "how did they know...." ummm lemme guess, group of city girls all traveling together.
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@detectfights Actually it looks like he's used to doing this Abuser. No wonder
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@rebelxmae @ChefDomonique But she's working 2 jobs when she didn't want to work at all. Make It make sense sis
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@T_Water_Law @Seaux_What_ @Vhoyde ???? you defending city girl behavior for what. you think youre right is the funniest part.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Meanwhile, she telling other women they don't need no man lol.
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@Royalty96T @Sheer__Opulence @1611ParkwayDr Dudes don't do that. Plus Beyonce doesnt do shit like that either.
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@Jaziesjournal @CamistheOne10 @Blackmillions_ you want equal rights till it doesn't benefit you hypocrite
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@notcapnamerica What kinda mess is this....
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@MikeTomGotJokes
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@aashantaii @BlackTopGunMav Why it always gotta be manipulation. Sometimes it's jus love. And shit Happens. He was jus asking the universe for something and thats how it manifested. We don't live long on this planet anyway chille
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@shannonsharpeee ok druski a real one for this. no limits
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@iamrhondamary @CollegeBoyNick You're definitely gas lighting
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@adam22 @ihyomeo Y'all both some fkn weirdos
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@SaycheeseDGTL People should be warned that they're about to be infused with lgbt blood Do you consent?
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@Lashannaisrite @Rap Let's not act like it ain't take Kendrick 7 years jus to match up with forest hill drive
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@nojumper ive never seen anything like this. how does that happen
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@GeekedUpProd @DailyLoud advertising your girl.... L
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@nojumper Pretending to be straight jus to be around niggas you attracted too is crazyyyy
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