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Got in trouble for prank calls again today. Whatever. They don’t know it’s the only thing that gets me through the day anymore. Fourth grade sucks man

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Just got scared the shit out of by some freaky ass two headed calf. Needless to say I shot and killed it

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A lot of people in the QRTs asking if this is Hamlet, Lion King, history, etc. Consider that it might’ve happened to me? Consider that I just want to share my story?

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2023 was lowkey all about getting normal. In 2024 we get awesome

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@h0mmelette Probably my favorite part. He was on “a prominenhhht News TV Show”

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It’s futch Tuesday everyone. Give it up for futch Tuesday. If you’re a brunette wearing a tank top, today is your day

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3 months

Fireworks making anyone else pee in the crate?

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8 months

This is what my house would look like if I started making like $30/hr

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Never forget: love is everywhere ❤️

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Let’s talk about it: I’m literally Chloe

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@beepboopsloane It’s like golf

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@NotABigJerk @daughter_ion “one barbillion dollars is so much more than one morbillion…”

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7 months

[James Murphy voice] I was there in 2017 I was there when Kevin Abstract had a show on VICELAND I wore GOLF WANG to AP physics I said, “it’s cool to be closeted bisexual now” I was there,

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Barted myself :(

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3 months

Overheard from a woman in a panicked tone: “what if you’re just…what if you’re just wearing keys…?”

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@MeganBitchell Boy King is going to find out the hard way that the townsfolk don’t appreciate 18 gallons of kool-aid powder in the well, even if his conniving uncle said otherwise…

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7 months

Me and my undersea friends :)

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this world is fucking cruel. you never see this many people show up for kindness trucks

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[nardwuar voice] is it true you have broads in atlanta?

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Spreading Irish-Jewish pride at the Boston St. Patrick's Day parade

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Buddy I’m retreating into mind palaces you can’t even afford. $2400/mo studio apartment located in my dark and twisted imagination. And yeah I’m subletting may-june

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1 year

they’re sending out draft notices for the fake bisexual olympics 🤍 good luck to all my friends in competition!!

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3 months

Was eliminated following the “holding sandbags” portion of twinks vs dolls and have no photos yet. But I Was There

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8 months

Why are you trying to fit a camel through the eye of a needle. Are you stupid ?

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9 months

Childhood dog died the other day. It’s very sad but I ask you don’t send condolences unless they come in the form of a peacock login so I can watch this Ted show

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Everyone is so obsessed with coping and seething…whatever happened to Hoping and Breathing….

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6 months

The Brandy Melville Experience

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3 months

Anyone remember this. Do we remember this btw

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Let’s talk about it: I’m literally Chloe

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This looks nothing like “a boy with a knapsack.” Was Malevich stupid ?

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You were “gifted?” That’s cool. I was a child prodigy at playing and having fun

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I subletted Marvin’s Room for a week and Drake charged me like $1300 for it

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Thinking about how everything will be okay in the end

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1 year

saw a flock of prince harry books in the wild and one of them smiled at me

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Uniqlo ribbed tank top nation we ride today

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Hey man looks like you dropped your hair

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@MeganBitchell Wait love this bit

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Self tape audition for "My Roommate Jack Harlow"

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You used to have to pay a fortune teller $20 to know which girl from Girls you are. Now you just have to know women addicted to dating gay guys

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Sorry I curl into fetal position whenever we watch a movie. My mom had a 70 inch tv in the womb while I was gestating and I watched hella Spongebob in there

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I’m really not upset that they didn’t pick me for VP lol. I honestly have way cooler things going on so it doesn’t even matter. Even if I .wouldve been really good at it lol

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Youtube Shorts commenters have my back when nobody else does....

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chloe

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At this point in the event they unveiled some kind of divine light onstage. Looks smaller in the photo but it was all encompassing and showed us something bigger than eternity. Sorry if you missed it

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Spitting, toe-sucking, the infamous cigarette race: Twinks vs. Dolls returned to NYC for its third iteration dirtier and more chaotic than ever before. “This isn’t a celebration of pride,” one organizer says. “This is a celebration of being shameless.”

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I do this too btw

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One time I was hooking up with a girl and she stopped me to ask if I was “doing a seinfeld bit” which was definitely humiliating but also a harrowing revelation about 80% of my interactions

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telling film majors my favorite director is A24 just to feel something

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A good haircut is like microdosing surgery

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1 year

my family: how did the surgery go?? is she gonna be okay? dr. stupid: haha soooooo

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3 years

JULIA FOX: I was josh safdie’s muse when he wrote uncut gems, ME: [knee-deep in a bag of tostitos scoops but I’m eating them dry without salsa because that’s how I like them even though the whole idea is that you scoop the salsa with the chip] lol that movie rocks

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@h0mmelette the 1000% biotin is so crazy

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@cervixpiercer I always thought it was in reference to the Raymond Carver story “Cathedral”

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🚨CHLOE DETECTED🚨

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Wrote about Twinks vs. Dolls Olympics :)

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You guys have five more minutes to do earthquake tweets and then it’s Over

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IN COMPETITION @ TWINKS VS DOLLS 2024 (Photos by @PlushBased ‼️‼️)

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LILY ROSE DEPP IN THE IDOL: I’m just a freak yeaaah 🎶 ME: Woah. Hey. Don’t talk about yourself like that. You’re strong. You’re The Idol. There are resources. And you can always call the hotline

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chloe

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2 years

do you know what I would give to see anthony bourdain eat at the krusty krab

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@raynefq Interesting alibi

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They’re saying it was a life changing weekend…rumors that I feel so lucky to be here and alive in this moment…word on the street is I felt love everywhere and opened new doors in my heart…

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Good morning everyone. It’s Tuesday right now

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1 year

@Srirachachau There’s an episode where Archie takes his general to court for war crimes and it cures his ptsd. Jughead’s plotline is he’s doing the 12 steps

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Top 10 celebrities you didn't know were gay icons: Balthazar the Donkey

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chloe

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You have to fold your laundry as soon as it's done. You can't leave it for later. That's how they get you. You have to do it right away or they'll get you.

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