i called my local target & asked when the earliest time is that i can come get the new bts album & the guy took a deep breath & said “you’re like the 500th person to call us.” i responded “bts world domination” and he said “well im looking at the album rn. it’s pretty” SIR
i was just in target wearing my jimin shirt and someone yelled “i ain’t never seen a ugly jimin stan” and when i turned to look there was a girl standing there staring at me wearing a agust d shirt so naturally we exchanged numbers and are getting drunk tn LMAO
this guy sitting next to me at the bar got close to my ear and said “i’d have him in the back of my phone too girl that’s the finest man i’ve ever seen” ITS MY JIMIN PHOTOCARD JANELDK 😭😭
an 86 ur old bts fan, “since discovering them 4 years ago they have filled in a gap in my life.” I LOVE HER 😭😭 also the “hope jins okay.. dunno where jungkooks gone” part had me rollin lmao
i literally bought twt blue so i could share this analysis of jimins ‘like crazy’ choreo..this person went so in depth abt his struggles w the push and pull of his masculine and feminine sides. reading this analysis made me cry.
namjoon said “ur pain is my pain. when i realised that, i promised myself that, with icarus' wings that u gave me, i'd fly to u, not the sun” AND U THINK SAYING I LOVE U TO ME IS ENOUGH???
idk if anyone wants to get serious abt learning korean BUT if anyone does i have all of the t
@lk
to me in korean books paired w the audios and workbooks if anyone wants to join me. i can upload it to google docs and we can be study buddies to practice w 🥹
okay so i was outside of my hotel w my best friend smoking (ew smoking gross ik) ANYWAY a cute corgi walked past us and stopped at our feet so ofc we cuddled it and when i looked up THE bodyguard was in front of my face & JIMIN AND YOONGI WERE BEHIND HIM WHAT THD FUCUUKSOWO
we are currently tipsy as hell going back & forth abt our biases, watching bts mvs & shaking our asses. and she ordered us korean for drunken munchies like this girl has my HEART
this guy came to my job, left, came back like 45 minutes later, handed me this and said “i think you dropped smth” AND THIS WHAT HE HANDED ME SEND HELPSIAJSODK and yes i work at a bank lmao
i showed her this tweet & some of the qts that were talking abt us being soulmates, it being the beginning of our love story etc & this smooth ass bish said jimin & yoongi aren’t coming to date us so we should date each other lmao she’s so unserious
drunk as FUCK off red wine dancing & crying my eyes out to
@russdiemon
ain’t nobody taking my baby because that song will forever be one of the most beautifully written songs ever
@fiImgal
like they hear a heavy scream that clearly holds pain and sorrow begging to be heard and they barely bat an eye and keep posing..so far removed from reality
DICON PHOTOCARD 101 CUSTOM BOOK X BTS GIVEAWAY
💫contents💫
✩ 1 photocard binder
✩ 101 photocards
✩ 1 photocard key ring
✨rules✨
✩ must be following
✩ retweet & like
✩ reply anything u want
closes 02.22.22
OPEN WORLDWIDE ♡
BTS MOTS 7 ALBUM SET GIVEAWAY
☆ version 1, version 2, version 3 and version 4
☆ there will be two winners~
✨rules✨
》 must be following
》 retweet & like
》 reply w ur fav song from the album
ends 04.20.22 | worldwide
wow i thought maybe like 5 ppl would want to 😳 does a google classroom sound good? that way it can be more organized and i’ll also just make a google doc for those of u who want to study on ur own. i’ll get it going by sunday 11/6 & i’ll tag y’all when it’s live!
BTS 2022 SEASONS GREETINGS GIVEAWAY
1 seasons greetings & wall calendar
1 seasons greetings
there will be to two winners~
✨rules✨
☆ must be following
☆ retweet & like
☆ reply with ur bias(es)
ends 1.1.22 ♡
whoa okay i didn’t expect this to reach so many ppl. realistically i can’t tag u all so just check back 11/6 and everything should be live and posted :)
✨✨BTS GIVEAWAY✨✨
i bought 3 copies to giveaway to army on twitter. the only rules to the giveaway are to
-retweet
-like
it’s worldwide!! no matter where you live i’ll ship it to you! i just want to give back to the fanbase to a group that’s made me so happy.
#BTS
ok i’d like to say that music and dance is a form of ART. art is always up for interpretation. art is not limited to what the artist meant for it to be, its abt what and how it makes u feel. art is subjective. there is no right or wrong answer.
whoever said jimin biases are the most possessive never met a joon stan bc those mfers will rip each others jugulars out meanwhile us jimin babes are too busy flirting in the dms
the wife of my favorite customer came in today & the first thing i said was “is trouble w u?!” (i always welcomed him into the bank saying “here comes trouble” bc he was a pervy lil old man lmao) she deadass handed me his death certificate & said “he’s gods problem now” I GASPED
i’m about to get real open and vulnerable w yall. my sister has been an addict for over 10 years. in those 10 years she was only clean when she was pregnant with my niece. one day she dropped my niece off when she was 3 months and never picked her up again
i saw the most beautiful girl on the subway like actual literal fucking perfection so i decided to suck it up and make a move..she gave me her ig and when i say i’m STUCK like miss girl pls give me chance i’m down bad 😮💨 she msged me “hi love” and i FOLDED
for anyone who wants an update on the boss situation..there was zero awkwardness she just made jokes abt it all day & told me i should go live my life & also she said she wouldn’t mind knowing more abt “him” aka park jimin lmao
ok since so many of y’all are confused, the corgi wasn’t with yoonmin, a random older lady was walking him. they didn’t say anything to us. they looked at the corgi. idk if they looked at us bc i avoided eye contact like the plague. the only eye contact i made was w the bodyguard
INTEREST CHECK !!! (this is not an actual giveaway - just an interest check to see if doing the giveaway would be worth while)
one album from each love yourself series + love yourself world tour premium photo member of ur choice.
jimin deadass told an army “take my advice dear. you’re a a nice girl, right?” in a raspy voice then proceeded to grin and lick his lips AND U EXPECT ME TO HAVE AN OUNCE OF SANITY AFTER THAT????
reminder that bora has LEAKED PRIVATE INFO OF THE TANNIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. going as far as leaking exact locations, even now. get this sad excuse of a human being off twt. if u haven’t blocked & reported, do so now. i’ll be blocking all 63 moots soon.
indigo is so complex, a beautiful rollercoaster. his growth. his pain. his hurt. his emotions. his thoughts. his battles. his victories. his hardships. namjoon, thank u so much for this album. thank u for showing us ur divine mind, artistry & the story of ur twenties.
house of cards started playing so i asked the bartender if she played it and she said yeah so i told her i fcking love her and we proceeded to have a 15 min convo abt the song and took shots LOL
my roommates boyfriend decided to be a prick and ruin a bunch of our things while we were out this morning. including some of my bts albums & the agust d jacket i made for the concert. i’m so fcking upset i’m at a loss for words. all bc she dumped his conniving ass.
as someone who stans bts and bts only, i hope y’all don’t write ppl off solely bc they listen/stan other groups. some of the most protective & diehard army i’ve met were multi’s..and i’ve also come across weirdos. it’s abt the person, grouping them as a whole is weird asf