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Aria/ChasingLamely

@chasinglamely

8 years

Screenwriting Basics #2 - Sluglines and Action Sequences #screenwriting #lesson #tips …

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I'd genuinely support the @BBC just having Graham Norton commentate on random events throughout the year, and not just concentrating his talents on @bbceurovision . It should be a red button option once a week on @BBCParliament , too.

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@svershbow Not gonna lie, I thought every one of those suggestions she made was horrible. The thing with a form fitting dress and oversized denim looked like a spice girl had discovered grunge in a cereal box.

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@JesseniaRamz @KyrstensCloset @AriDrennen Have you ever seen her skate? She could've been the only entrant in that competition and still lost.

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@DadVanguard @libsoftiktok It's not an "issue", Chaya just wants to cause a genocide. This is literally her kink. She enjoys being responsible for children being murdered. I hope that helps.

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@chellerr @dzzzny Guys who do this are the worst. I work in a pub. My boss is female, I'm the oldest "male" on site. Guess who everyone looking for the manager always comes to. I usually shrug and say "sounds like the manager's problem", point to her and walk away.

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@InternetH0F Man's trying to get the Republicans to nominate him.

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@fennecfoxfan @fayemikah Can we share him? I also need a surgical sugar daddy.

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@OrphaneDestroy1 @staxdeadempress And? There's a bunch of shit in Star Wars, but I'm not using that as an excuse to fuck a grizzly bear.

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@polroc @SpillerOfTea That's the first time I've heard "thieving people's land" described as "defending themselves."

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@KrystalMouse @lolacoaster Friendly associated reminder - it's perfectly legal for a large group of protestors to kettle the police. If they seem to be getting aggressive, have a plan for a group to box them in and essentially walk them away from the protest.

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@alphabetboytony @chaiconsumer Hate to break it to you, kid, but people were making 9/11 jokes by 9/12.

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Oh, look, Labour Twitter is raging against Rachel Riley again. I'll bet it has almost nothing to do with her being a successful Jewish woman. /sarcasm

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@PA Any word from the @UKLabour press office on the thug that assaulted the landlord on his own premises? Because it might come as a surprise to learn that they can't do that.

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@BristleGus @StephenKing No, but Facebook is. Don't let them banning him fool you, they actively encourage his brand of fascism being posted on there, because that leads to clicks, engagement and ad revenue.

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@JesseniaRamz @KyrstensCloset @AriDrennen I mean, it does. She's not entitled to win, because she's fucking terrible at the sport. It has absolutely nothing to do with any other competitor.

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@SafeSchools_UK @jk_rowling Then, on behalf of sensible, intelligent parents everywhere, I'd like to thank you for no longer being a teacher. Because if I caught any of my kids' teachers talking like this, they wouldn't be teachers much longer.

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@OrphaneDestroy1 @staxdeadempress Or the difference between "our" and "are", apparently.

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@xxwoman471377 @AthenePromachos @T_hero04 @DreamLeaf5 So your hair colour didn't come naturally, did it, clown?

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4 years

Seeing Kerry Katona trending got me curious about what she'd done. What I learned is that the British public are every bit as awful as ever.

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@jeffreysburk @mhdksafa You have the constitutional right to start a business. You're still required to have liability insurance for most of them.

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@BabaDuduu @UTDTrey Even in that clip, you can see he isn't listening. Every word Mourinho said was right, and he was too arrogant to listen to it.

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@nocontextfm1 Clubs are weirdly approachable when it comes to FM. Especially as a content creator - my main save on 20 was with @SlaskWroclawPl and they genuinely couldn't have been more helpful. They gave me a private tour of the stadium and let me film bits and whatnot.

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@JuanValder72733 @staxdeadempress Would that be the history of rape, murder, incest, slavery, colonialism or racism?

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@ChangeMachines @AriDrennen All zero of them? See, I know this, because there are precisely zero trans women with Olympic medals, and we've been allowed to enter since 2008.

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@VEQUELA2 I love how all your replies are full of "tHaT dIdN't HaPpEn" from people who are obsessed with believing things that literally, factually have never happened.

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@nocontextfm1 Offered my third-choice keeper a new deal and he told me he was waiting out interest from Everton. Sweetheart, we're in League One and you're probably never going to be more than a back-up here. If they're interested in you, it's because they need a new tea boy.

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@HumanBollard @rodmadd @Keir_Starmer And yet, here you are, trying to argue against science.

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@KatyMontgomerie Also outraging Helen Joyce: "Why is Mein Kampf not the centrepiece of the Holocaust Museum?"

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@AlexM_talkSPORT It was so bad the AEW fans in the arena booed it, and they'll literally cheer for anything.

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@Rainbow_Silks This, but also the antithesis of this: We need to stop pressuring people who are intelligent to do practical things with it, rather than what makes them happy. I was one of those people, and now I'm stuck in a rut that I'll never get out of, with no prospect of being happy.

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@jelenawoehr ADHD and Autistic here. I've instinctively saved lives (yes, plural, and it isn't my job), I've managed more crises than the government (not hard)... I'm also late for everything and haven't left my bed before noon more than once in the last six months. I concur with the above.

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@ThomasPaineBand @GeorgeTakei To be fair, you're not entirely wrong. Trump was an incredible president... For Russia, Saudi Arabia and other enemies of the United States.

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@thealphajess @NILES100 Dan would be a Trumper, but then Nathan would kneel for the anthem during an NBA game. Then Trump would go after him on Twitter. And we know what happens when you go after Dan Scott's family. Guarantee Dan runs against him on the 2020 ticket, beats him and has him Epsteined.

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@Annie_Wu_22 @NILES100 I feel like Chuck would've sabotaged Trump's campaign in the hope of buying the Tower cheaply when Trump bankrupted himself. He'd have leaked Epstein's tapes within a week of him announcing his candidacy, then seduced Mary and Ivanka to find out the rest of his secrets. Why?

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@PallaviGunalan You should try the British version of this game: Do what you love and you'll never be able to afford to eat again in your life.

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@SenSanders Jesus, Bezos got slapped so hard here that he almost treated his employees with respect for a second.

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@CaucasianJames See, a lot of the replies here could've been avoided if Americans just learned geography at school.

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@tristan_shana @TheGlobal_Index @DailyLoud It's not the water, there's a reason for it. Top four countries are cold as fuck, the kids are just trying to stay warm.

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@alexwilks88 And none of the words on there are "apology." Also, the BBC spent our money on a graphic that tells us nothing.

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@PA @UKLabour @ASPolice this is a slam dunk win for you if anyone can be arsed to do the paperwork. The whole thing is on video.

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@HumanBollard @rodmadd @Keir_Starmer This paper was written by neuroscientists. Neuroscience is a branch of advanced biology. Their experiments have been recreated with identical results, which means this is literally a scientific law, not a theory: You're welcome.

Brain Sex in Transgender Women Is Shifted towards Gender Identity

Transgender people report discomfort with their birth sex and a strong identification with the opposite sex. The current study was designed to shed further light on the question of whether the brains...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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@Peston If only they hadn't censored you before you could follow up, eh?

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@JonPrieston1 @jbillinson I mean, the theory is strong, yet creates a huge plot hole... If they weren't watching Zorro, what inspired the costume? Because, canonically, the whole Batman suit is based on Zorro's mask and cape.

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@GennHutchison They found is, but we've mastered all of their technologies. We are Millennial *and* Boomer proof. And we do it with way better music than either.

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@TRobinsonNewEra My great-grandfather fought on the beaches of Normandy. His gun packed in and he took out two enemy combatants with his bayonet. A true British hero. He saw you on TV not long before he died and said "I thought we finished those bastards off in 1945."

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@DrPikachu69 @ThomasWillett9 @jk_rowling The fact that you think socialism and communism are interchangeable invalidated everything else you wrote, blue tick. Also, dialogue always was her biggest weakness as a writer.

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@chasehayess @wbuxtonofficial Why would you brag about this?

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@PooperinaPers @Bronwen85 If he can hack a dead girl's phone to sell newspapers, he can investigate his social circle to check they're not nonces.

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@Esqueer_ Let's not forget Keir Starmer, Rosie Duffield and Annaliese Dodds. We can't just blame the far right politicians, they signed off on this too.

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@AriDrennen I'm genuinely curious as to what safety risk the TSA thought they were preventing by sexually assaulting a child?

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@mtndewmartini @Kelly_Jackson88 @Tha_WZA @John__Phipps Shit, you can trick Americans into almost anything with a commercial.

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@VVane019 @Amy_cherrymoon @ManMilk2 *civilised nations

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@parcelforce @Dahabaalihussen Jesus, how much more info do you need? She's told you what happened and given you the time, date and van driven. Open your computer, check the driver log, fire him, apologize to her.

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@cowboyacaster Fuck sake, @MrNishKumar , I've just had to add you to the "drinks for free" list in my pub. Great stuff, welcome to the most exclusive club on earth.

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@BBC Notice how there are literally no positive responses to this? Nobody wants this World Cup. The BBC, if it really was public broadcasting, would boycott this with the public.

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@Gemma_clark14 I wonder what fearless defenders of women's rights like JK Rowling and Poser Parker have to say about this.

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@thunderxstorm07 @Sorrelish 33 photos used illegally, charge them £3,000 for each. Problem solved with a tidy profit.

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@GeekedOutLucha @WrestleTalk_TV He literally said he's not looking for a job. Maybe if AEW fans could read, they'd smarten up enough to stop embarrassing themselves.

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@NILES100 Not gonna lie, girl is like 17, but her music absolutely bangs. Like, it's all sad breakup songs but goddamn her composition skills are next level. And it's all her, none of this ghostwriter bullshit.

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@CultureWarGulag @JuanValder72733 @staxdeadempress I expect nothing less than delusion from a grown adult with an imaginary friend.

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@FrostFire425 @liamu5272 @SpillerOfTea Israeli isn't on the continent of Europe. It's in Asia. For the love of Christ, Google Maps is free.

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@Dmt_Dreaming @SafeSchools_UK @jk_rowling That really depends on whether you're dumb enough to think trans people are a problem. Since they aren't, it seems that TERFs are the problem. So, how do we get rid of them?

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Seriously, hear me out: #PMQs on a Wednesday, but Graham Norton is on the red button and a couple of cocktails down. This is easily the best pitch the @bbc have received since Doctor Who.

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@Phillipong3 Reposting someone else's content =/= "creative content" You're welcome.

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@swindeorin @bollotix @BillBailey It's almost as if, much like a hat, that joke went right over your head.

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@TexasLucha @SaeedDiCaprio It doesn't get lower than this.

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@Twitch A step in the right direction. I know it's hard for people who aren't in the community to understand, but "womxn" is immediately read as an attack on the trans community. Nobody expects perfection but maybe... Google it next time?

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@fennecfoxfan @fayemikah You take the vagina, I'll settle for the titty skittles, you buy me a coffee and neither of us needs to service the guy?

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@JuanMVP @AriDrennen Imagine trying to jail the good parents. America is the dumbest country on earth.

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@tlicolinn @ginadivittorio Imagine how they're going to feel when they learn concept albums are a thing.

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@StevenStorm @Evelyzard @Twitter You know those thoughts that are more helpful in your head? This is one of them.

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@HardNo3476 @AriDrennen They're the ones who scream and run away the second they see you, because they know you're definitely a potential rapist.

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@JohnMcG00583784 @ErinInTheMorn Because it's fucking hilarious, John. We've got a mailing list of fascists now.

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@lezfem @ButNotTheCity As a former professional athlete, I've lost count of the number of times I've needed a tampon to stop, say, a nosebleed.

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@EIiteAEW The guy who screamed "REFUND!" afterwards is my MVP of the night.

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@fleotiden @ThatKevinSmith Just in case Kev misses it... @JayMewes might spot it. Sounds like the man deserves a good time.

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@Camay_1 @neilson_carley They're actually supposed to be doing that anyway. Then again, it wouldn't shock me if it were the bouncers doing it - they're usually the ones dealing the drugs in the first place.

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Hey @ThatKevinSmith , just wanted to thank you and @JayMewes - just got past 2,000 days sober, and Get Old has been a huge part of my recovery - knowing I'm not the only one walking this path has helped me find my way. Thanks guys!

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@DonnaV82101841 @HJoyceGender Which one of those is famous? Because this looks like two paedos on day release.

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@chrisrumfitt @GaryLineker RMT protested against Putin. Backing Brexit doesn't make someone a bad person, just ill-informed. Meanwhile, Mick Lynch has caused the biggest spike in Union sign-ups in forty years. He's making the country better, single-handedly.

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@EfcSP @chellerr @dzzzny Because I don't want to be, and a penis shouldn't dictate position.

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@1875cal @Joey7Barton Come on, now, you know he doesn't fight men. Is your mum up for it?

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@afckai18 @nocontextfm1 Are you actually trying to correct my joke?

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@FoxNews Except, that wasn't what happened at all. Fox News, reliably dishonest.

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@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Dear @realDonaldTrump , Have you considered behaving like an adult? It's really not that bad. Sincerely, Every mature adult on the planet.

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@liammurraybell This reminds me of a similar story from back in the day. Was working at a pub. My colleague was reading a Discworld book. Guy walks in and asks her if it's any good. "I'm struggling to get into it" says she. "I hear they're pretty terrible books" says he - Terry Pratchett.

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@EddietheRev @FM1_3316 The taint. Cos it taint making the car faster.

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@whoa_betty @fennecfoxfan @fayemikah When we work as a community, we truly achieve great things. Transcommunism is the way of the future.

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@ba4hire @iTerryTommy Nobody ever cared about Macy Gray. That's why she was a one-hit wonder.

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@DamnDog8 @Motorsport Aww, bless, caught a DTS fan.

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@PinkRangerLB I feel like I'm stuck in a weird generation gap where I know exactly how they feel, but also exactly how I feel. And seeing both sides is terrifying.

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@duffster80 @sueperkins @sen_j59 Look, if @JamesBlunt 's plan doesn't work, we're calling Chris Ryan and Andy McNab and not fucking about anymore. It took them 15 minutes to end the Iranian Embassy siege. It'll take them about 15 seconds to get bumblefuck out of Downing Street.

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@F1_Jordan The only people more racist than Max are his fans. Fact.

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@JBOY31_official @UTDTrey Going from Everton to a League One-quality league in one of the most racist countries on earth is definitely a fall for him.

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@WillC50420639 @ZafBaker @Joey7Barton Weirdly, most people don't have an axe-wielding racist murderer in their family.

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@jzux Oh my god, I've played this game. Being a trans music journalist sure does seem to give a lot of cishet white men the idea that you've never heard music before.

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@Andyrewjw @NewsForAllUK I wouldn't be mad if you skipped the monument, either.

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@GaryLineker The sad thing is that this is an actual scientist having to tell an actual NHS doctor and BBC presenter that Covid is real. Remember when the BBC used to hire qualified experts for things, rather than just whoever was cheapest or nearest?

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@FeariaFerana @JizznyPrincess I honestly live for the day when transitioning is as easy as TERFs and transphobes seem to believe it is. Can you imagine? No waiting lists, no expensive bullshit, no surgeries... One pill and Shazam. Like, it'll never happen, but oh my god how much easier would that be?

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