There’s no better Community anywhere in the world. Salesforce defines giving back, caring for others, and always doing the right thing. And oh, BTW it’s the easiest platform to take things from concept to reality. Honored to work here.
#DF24
Happy Birthday Marc
@Benioff
! You’re the reason I joined this great company, and your passion, vision, humility, wisdom, humor, and the desire to do well by doing good keeps me here at
@salesforce
.
🥰🎂
My wife was feeling bad about me missing traveling so she bought me an airport. So thoughtful. That’s me in my yellow and black tie with Blaze and Astro.
@salesforce
My taxi driver today from
#SFO
to 50 Fremont: Oh, you're going to
@salesforce
- I love Salesforce.
@benioff
just donated millions of dollars to the hospital to help the homeless. He's such a great guy. Everyone from Salesforce is so nice. ❤️👍
Well, my daughter cut my hair because my wife chickened out... but you asked for the before and after pics, so be careful what you ask for!
#covidcut
#QuarantineCut
#COVID19
thanks
@_d0ry
Celebrating my 6th year at Salesforce. No, seriously I'm celebrating. So grateful that I haven't been locked in the basement with my stapler.
@salesforce
#dreamjob
People say I'm crazy when I fly the red-eye to get home half a day earlier. This is what makes it worthwhile...from the Plane to the Pool.
#swimminglessons
#grandkids
.
We received the
@qualcomm
Car-to-Cloud API spec 12/1/22 and had the
@salesforce
Genie integration done by 12/30/22. Come see the demo at
#CES2023
!
Salesforce and Qualcomm Working Together to Improve the Vehicle Customer Experience via
@BarronsOnline
Here’s the
#ohana
selfie you’ve been looking for. 🤗
@DF22
@Dreamforce
Thanks everyone who participated in the
@salesforce
listening tours and joined the feedback session! 💙💙💙
To all of you people trolling my Twitter feed because I'm standing by my
#LGBTQ
friends, thank-you. You're proving that there's still a lot of
#Ally
work to be done. Bring it on.
#TransDayOfVisibility
Thanks to all of the well-wishers telling me to throw my hat in the ring for the open
@Salesforce
Co-CEO spot. I honestly don't think Salesforce would survive that move. 😂
How do you launch a boat with
#SocialDistancing
and all of the launch ramps closed? Wait for a super high tide after a heavy rain.
My Wife: "Honey, don't do it, you'll get hurt. Ok, wait, let me video this." She made me wear my life vest. 😂
I was asked to join a panel at an
#IoT
conference. Three men. When asked by the conference organizer on the prep call whether or not we should have a moderator for the panel, that was my opening to insist on having a woman moderator. There are daily opportunities to diversify.
Life will never be the same without my partner-in-all-shenanigans little sister Deedee. We grew up inseparable and taught each other many things; most importantly to cherish every moment in life. Her beautiful family and the lives she touched through her work will be her legacy😢
My wife complains that I never write apps to benefit our family, so I wrote a geofencing app that shuts down my wife’s credit card when it approaches
@Nordstrom
. She’ll be very proud of me.
On April 1, 2012 a
@salesforce
Executive with a keen sense of humor hired me as an April Fools Joke played on the Executive Team. The amazing part of the story is I’m still here at my
#dreamjob
after 7 years!
#Grateful
to be here living the dream and loving the
#SalesforceOhana
Tonight we celebrated the life of an incredible Trailblazer
@MeighanSF
, may she Rest in Peace. She will always be with us.
We even had the amazing “Grandma” with us; what a special treat hearing stories about Meighan. 🥰❤️🙏 She is our newest
#Ohana
member.
The rumors of my retirement were greatly exaggerated, and a bad April Fools Joke...however, 12 years ago
@Kellblog
played a bad April Fools Joke on
@Benioff
and hired me into
@ServiceCloud
.
I don't think anyone knows that I still work at
@salesforce
, but here I am! Thanks to
Hi
@WITnessSuccess
- I’m so sorry I had to cancel my trip to Denver for
#WITConf18
☹️
The bad news is that I’m missing the conference and the
#allies
dinner 😢
The good news is that I’m on baby watch awaiting the birth of my granddaughter!👍❤️😃
I’m with you in spirit!
Why is it NOT offensive to everyone that we are setting goals for "equitable pay for all women by the year 2030?" That is 10 years away. How can it take this long? We should be ashamed.
#equity
#EqualPay
#EqualityForAll
Salesforce employees get generous vacation, sick days, paternity leave, maternity leave, volunteer time off and now days off to vote. It's getting to the point where I will have to beg my boss to go into work.
I'm proud of my wife for building masks for our heroes (doctors, nurses, first responders) but I'm embarrassed at the same time that they might need them. On a lighter note, she calls her effort "March Maskness."
She's still looking for more interfacing and elastic!
#COVID19
My favorite message from
@Benioff
with
@jimcramer
: "In all of the illusions of our separation as human beings...in reality, we are all one, and this is a tremendous moment for us to come together as one humanity to serve all humanity."
#EqualityForAll
Thanks
@Kellblog
for playing the cruel April Fools Joke on
@Salesforce
by hiring me 8 years ago today. I'm forever grateful to you for changing my life and the lives of those around me...thanks
@petercoffee
,
@jtaschek
and
@benioff
for tolerating my shenanigans all these years 🙏