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@charitymansson

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me explaining twitter drama to my roomie:

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what a difference 2 weeks makes

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@NBCNews lol, "shout your abortion, but it's insensitive to talk about where these gyros came from"

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who’s a character that scared the hell out of you as a kid?

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Who’s a character that scared the hell out of you as a kid?

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seem like where we're at

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The NYT, WaPo, Atlantic, and NYP all agree: Claudine Gay should resign.

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can't wait

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@charitymansson

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post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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@libsoftiktok how bad does a camp have to be for the kids to wish they'd been aborted?

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@charitymansson

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@CassandraRules @MattWalshBlog what we're promised. what we got

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netflix is working on a narnia series

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@charitymansson

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@libsoftiktok i'm not even mad. i'm impresses that old lady figured out how to get on tiktok

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@charitymansson

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@JonnyMicro how do we trade buttegeig for this fella?

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@charitymansson

1 year

Twitter in a nutshell

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@charitymansson

11 months

@FlorioGina it was a better time. here's 1999's uggo:

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@charitymansson

2 years

president desantis

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@fimango

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Be creative. What do girls want?

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@charitymansson

2 years

kendi's razor: it's "occam's razor" but the explanation is always racism.

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@tomwatson

2 years

I'm not kidding about @kyrstensinema - it's all about race. If you're wondering what the "Sinema secret" is, that's it. Black people. There's no real mystery here. Plain old bigot. Occam's razor. The mask is off.

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@bravesfreek86 @RollingStone hate speech is a nonsense term you'll never win an argument to define

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@charitymansson

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@MattsIdeaShop explain to me what makes earth a planet based on the definition of planets. be specific.

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@charitymansson

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@Lauren_Southern income tax is too complicated

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@charitymansson

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@edwardrussl @HOLYSMKES @ElectionWiz the team she pays to manage her account is probably sad about it

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@charitymansson

2 years

@VoteVicente translation : "we're not sorry also... but trump"

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@charitymansson

2 years

when ben shapiro briefly appears at your podcasting convention:

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@charitymansson

2 years

@heckyessica i feel this

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@charitymansson

3 years

i want to share with you all something i've been noticing more and more: The Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect it is twitter in a nutshell.

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@charitymansson

2 years

@MattWalshBlog ...? part of the joke is its a throwaway email address like when you give skeevy guys at the bar a throwaway phone number?

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@charitymansson

2 years

@RealCandaceO @benshapiro candace: having a reckless conversation on twitter ben: joins in conversation happening on twitter candace: no, this isn't fit for twitter!

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@charitymansson

1 year

@DevinTienken oh they'll keep that in and probably suggest a more universalist interpretation. even just changing it to "there i'm known by many names"

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@charitymansson

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@SallyRoth @ZubyMusic the best was when both people were leaning faces into the hole and shouting at each other so they could hear each other through the masks.

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@charitymansson

2 years

lazily believing pronouns is just about pronouns is like believing maga is about red baseball caps.

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@charitymansson

2 years

i have to share this. funnier than anything 'the daily show' has done since the clinton admin. bravo @andrewklavan

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@charitymansson

3 years

@LoneStarTexian single-handedly renewing my faith in public school teachers

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@MattWalshBlog this looks like the stare of a man waiting for her to clear out of squat rack

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@charitymansson

2 years

@RubinReport a venn diagram of cringe

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@AllieCrenshaw12 depends on what you mean by "we". i think if we left all individuals alone to assess their own risk and take their own precautions we'd have been miles ahead.

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@Nonethewiser85 @AnarcloCo i dont think people really know joe b. or his many awkward quotes. they just know he isn't orange man.

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@charitymansson

2 years

@AJKayWriter @libsoftiktok broadcasting mental illness is rewarded on social media

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@charitymansson

1 year

@wesleyroth i'm expecting the worst. but, netflix has done a few quality ya book series as shows (shadow and bone, locke and key) i just don't think they're going to be able to help themselves from trying to slip in like a "maybe peter was kinda gay actually?" storyline.

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@charitymansson

3 years

@Neoavatara we're 18 months away from a conversation regarding whether doctors should treat people who identify as having cancer, aids, diabetes etc

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@charitymansson

3 years

@NCSenateDems @SenPaulNewton according to North Carolina's most recent National Assessment of Educational Progress it'd be tough to argue your public school teachers are doing much educating. seems to me, cooking at home is preferable to a restaurant with a chef who produces 4 / 10 good meals.

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@charitymansson

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@JeffreyASachs yeah, i don't care if you think less of me. i want parents to have as many tools to be involved in their children's lives as possible.

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@charitymansson

2 years

@AOC "abuse of power" enforcing previously stated policy against doxxing is now an "abuse of power"

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@charitymansson

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@ScottAdamsSays "chief"? when will the violence against indigenous people stop?

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@charitymansson

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twitter's new head of trust and safety trying to turn on retweets for 'what is a woman'

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@charitymansson

2 years

@realBlakeBeye @SydneyLWatson yuki is definitely a 45 year old dude that has to introduce himself to neighbors when he moves.

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@charitymansson

2 years

@damintoell easier said than done indeed. especially when the "scoops" are just taylor dropping emails in her drafts folder.

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@charitymansson

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@RasputinWoke @J_Millus_MT how am i going to listen to "the sheboygan shuffle" now!? it's not like i can just hit up a sam goody

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@charitymansson

3 years

@PeterforMO "i can afford to pay out of pocket to choose my kids education and if you can't, too bad" is just dripping with empathy.

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@charitymansson

2 years

@FlorioGina same energy

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@charitymansson

7 months

let's say the dailywire or babylon bee call you and say: "we want you to put together an snl replacement, we have a big budget but also be realistic" what four comedians do you tap to get started?

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@charitymansson

9 months

@AGHamilton29 @bonchieredstate poso, kirk, cerno, and pool are the mt rushmore of grifters on the right.

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@charitymansson

1 year

@TheQuartering or maybe...all those people individually don't like being accused of being hypocrites? i'd defend myself too.

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@charitymansson

2 years

@DefiantLs sounds like a @ChrisCillizza win tbh. glad he came around.

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@charitymansson

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@libsoftiktok sick

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@charitymansson

2 years

straight outta 'army of the dead'

Doug Ducey

@DougDucey

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HAPPENING NOW: Construction begins on a physical barrier at the Yuma portion of the border 🔸60 double-stacked shipping containers, welded shut 🔸Topped with 4 feet of razor wire 🔸Height: 22 feet 🔸Weight: 8,800 lbs

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@charitymansson

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just imagine if we had... say 83 billion dollars worth of military equipment we could've left the keys in for ukraine. missed it by just 2,123 miles.

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@charitymansson

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@NostalgiaFolder it is the table

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@charitymansson

2 years

@damintoell is this the "intelligence apparatus" i keep hearing about

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@charitymansson

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@KweenJosie this is a gross bad faith reading of the tweet. i'm no fan of Claire's but she's clearly saying if you don't tow right wing twitter's line people accuse you of being disagreeable etc

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@charitymansson

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@davontae234a hitler was on a mission to murder millions mao's policies caused the death of millions both terrible and evil, but i think we give the nod to the hitler where murder was the point.

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@charitymansson

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@AuronMacintyre "listen son, if you want to get a scholarship you can either spend 4 hours a day on this cello, or slap on this steven universe shirt and dye your hair pink. what'll it be?"

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@charitymansson

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home depot should have a diner up front where retired dads hang out. and you can buy one a coffee if they'll trail you around the store giving advice

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@charitymansson

3 years

@realBaroque norm: other witnesses suggested the worst part of the bow and arrow attack was getting attacked B Y A B O W A N D A R R O W

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@charitymansson

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the u.n. is just @Nextdoor for countries.

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@kittypurrzog ... wait, so she's just straight?

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@mattyglesias lest anyone forget, they cheered them on by encouraging protests and gaslighting that riots and looting were even happening

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🧵Thread🧵 Narratives are stubborn. Despite the evidence to the contrary in Portland & beyond - officers injured, Molotov cocktails & ammo seized, etc. - many insist the protests are “peaceful.” Are you going to believe the coverage, or your lying eyes?

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@Lauren_Southern omnibus bills are bad

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@MattWalshBlog all he needs to do is play unedited clips from fetterman speeches.

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@charitymansson

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@KevinKileyCA here's the article and a good rundown of the bills: ..

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@charitymansson

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@excessivecommas @MZHemingway it's pretty clear who's idea this tiktok was:

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@charitymansson

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@michelletandler my top 3 would be: mary katherine ham @mkhammer bethany mandel @bethanyshondark mollie hemingway @MZHemingway

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@charitymansson

1 year

shorter durham report as i understand it

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Durham report concludes that FBI had evidence the Steele Dossier could have been sourced to Russian disinformation and didn't disclose this fact to keep getting warrants to spy on Trump.

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poverty?

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@charitymansson

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@paulmromer @mattyglesias what kind of range is 3,000 - 30,000? "hey how much do you think I weigh? -eh imma go with between 120 and 1200 pounds. nailed it."

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@charitymansson

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@MattWalshBlog People are acting like this is the greatest insult of all time and pretending not to notice that he completely fumbled it by saying that he answered the knock knock at the door for an orange, expecting it to be a banana. who answers the door for an banana anyway?!

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@charitymansson

1 year

so the bread knife, i don't have to wash that everytime i use it right? it's like a pair of jeans, i can just shake it off?

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@charitymansson

1 year

@TheQuartering so sad. yeah this is from november but keep spreading lies

Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅

@DanScavino

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🚨Moments Ago—45 delivers closing remarks in Miami, Florida…

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@charitymansson

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@jordanbpeterson and when people complain they'll just be like... "why do we even still have records? it's just a holdover from the harmful patriarchal yadayadayada. 👏do👏better"

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@charitymansson

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@greg_price11 "no, the sky is green"

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@realchrisrufo gross, they're blatantly hiding behind the children.

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@charitymansson

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@MattWalshBlog this dude posted this with no fear, from a comfortable office and will go home to his lovely house .... and asks "where is this free world?"

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@charitymansson

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@MrReaganUSA bad with money

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@charitymansson

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without googling, name a famous historic battle.

Jennifer Taylor-Skinner

@JTaylorSkinner

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WITHOUT googling, name a famous historic battle.

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@charitymansson

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@Strangeland_Elf @MattWalshBlog my experience is that public school teachers have god awful boundaries. they end up giving of themselves until they're resentful, and a lot of what they're giving and working on is not required of their job.

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@charitymansson

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@DustyMcBear @JeremyDBoreing gasp he tied his compensation to his production?...in a term sheet open to negotiation? how will I ever unclench these pearls?

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@charitymansson

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@mattyglesias yeah, pronouns aren't names. they're objective. that's what the hullabaloo is about.

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@charitymansson

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@biologistimo they'll definitely know it. i think usually it's more of a set up -> immediate payoff meme. like:

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@charitymansson

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@neontaster i never attend a dinner party with an esg score below 85

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@charitymansson

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@SaiyanScholarGT @thatstarwarsgrl meh, i'm ok with april buttoning up a bit in a game played by children. don't know why they smashed her face with a skillet though

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@charitymansson

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correctly estimated the size of tupperware you need for your leftovers is an underrated skill

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