Chandler Bing @chandler_2911 Twitter profile

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

me and who?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

22 days

Real.

Aneetta

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3 months

Bedroom of an average Bangalore software engineer with 1 cr package.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Today's sunset was amazing tho

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

@sparshtwts Subha subha ye backchodi mat laya kar tl pe 😞

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

This picture is worth Rs. 2825.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

23 years completed ;) Looking forward to achieving some goals for me and my loved ones in the next one year. Thank you guys for the lovely wishes , means a lot ♥️ I indeed met some lovely people in X.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Naah guys she ain't Monica. 1) she didn't understand 3 of my jokes. 2) isn't organised 3) got angry and left when I made fun of her ( mazaak mei) twice. So today I wasted my time and also Rs. 1004 . I bought Ferrero rochers and a bouquet for her.

Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Going to meet her today , lesssgooooo

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

successfully delete kar diya linked list ka node :)

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

me and my hotwheels 🥰

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

14 days

@HamnaKhan_ I drive over the speed limit and you look out for cops

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

@poojaasanwal This is so true. The city has just got chicken biryani and great infrastructure but let's face it , I won't go to see tall buildings after working in one for 5 days when I want to chill on a weekend.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

@SohalAkshika what's so special in this? kinder joy???

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Could this be more beautiful?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

@JainNaman267 Sarkaare aayengi , jaayengi lekin papa is always right.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

sometimes it's weird how so many people talk to you online and in real life you're a loner.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Chandler does 9-5 on weekdays and then finds a peaceful spot to chill on the weekends. Be like chandler.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Day 2: - went for kayaking -went to an amazing cafe -witnessed sunset (almost) at morjim beach PS; that fish was amazing

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

25 days

Hello Bangalore :)

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Born to go on dates , forced to stay indoors and sleep on a sunday.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Media , ft. chaand

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Today morning!

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

@Karyapragatipar cuz we are hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

The goal is to find someone till the mumbai monsoon starts so that I can recreate this scene.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Patla ho gaya hu mai

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

19 days

When your friend is as single and bitchless as you, you both decide to catch-up on the weekend. @JainNaman267

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

22 days

@jaaaamaya how do you expect to tweet this and not get any creepy DMs lol

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

I don't love pink , pink loves me. - Cameron Tucker

Rajasthan Royals

@rajasthanroyals

3 months

Drop your best pics in Pink? 💗👇

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Only hot people in here.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Sabko gym jaate dekh Mera bhi bahot Mann karta hai. anyways here's how day 1 at Goa was.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Bkl laptop 1 ghante se update horra. Bhai windows se Mac bana dega kya???????????

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

I realised something today. I'm not good at keeping conversations going and it's not just with the females , it's with guys too. I just can't talk for a long time although I can listen to all the shit that another person speaks. Maybe I'm a good listener.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

13 days

bhenchod ye zepto k ceo ko hatao yaar tl se.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Me, every time I see a mirror

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

So today we swam after I think 4-5 years , went to chapora fort (Dil chahta hai spot) and some good nearby cafes. PS; not ready to go back so soon. Goa was good , manifesting for such short trips.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Bring back the normal tl. Prashant roaming around Delhi , naman crying about his wfh , sparsh simping , All the blr people crying about cabs/rains etc , Enough of BJP and Congress , bas karo yaar

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Going to meet her today , lesssgooooo

Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

6 months

Mera toh 14th k chances bann rahe hai , tumlog dekhlo apna.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Serious tweets : suggest some good earbuds with ANC , budget friendly obviously kyunki Bhai gareeb hai.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

how do people eat oats , muesli, fruits for breakfast I'll never understand.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

5 months

@_shavashava_ Assuming I had a girlfriend: 1) my girl would be flexible enough to wear a payal on her own. 2) usko saree pehena aata hoga so woh ghaar se hi ache se ready hoke aayegi 3)uske Ghar pe mirror hoga so she'll apply lipstick khudse. 4)usko khud chalna aata hoga toh I won't pick her

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

@phantomthread_d Trust me bro , you won't like the consequences of this tweet.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Clean shave Karo toh log bacha bolte hai , na Karo toh bache uncle bolte hai.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

guess who fixed their sleep schedule and went to the gym 🥳 PS; what are some good exercises for biceps and shoulders? (Beginner)

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

26 days

वीकेंड

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

dheere dheere ye samjh aara hai.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Snehil

@snehilstwt

4 months

@chandler_2911 Main kehta hoon... laga hi do aag.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Aaj papa ki gaadi ka tehelka omelette banaunga

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

at the end of the day it's you , your unfinished projects , your hatred towards that one mfer colleague, your playlist and sleep. शुभरात्रि भाइयों एंड लेडीज़।

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

16 days

maybe now I understand what my 9th class ma'am meant when she said : " sundaram, I can't understand a word you've written in the answer sheet".

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

24 days

Twt saw just the last one.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Calories burn kiye -> Calories gain karunga

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Chandler ko bhi dekhlo

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Fun, laughter, hot passion and 5 inch ki chappal, all in one frame. Could this picture BE more beautiful?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

@parishi_twts arey khula bolo , elon ko hindi nhi aati. Bhenchod autowala

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Music taste toh match ho gaya , ab bas kundli match ho jaaye 🙏

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

17 days

So the monthly dump is basically top 4 pictures you clicked in that month?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Weekend done right! @DhiruCodes

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

The most difficult part about being in your 20s and staying away from home is that every time you think of leaving your job and going back home after the slightest inconvenience , every time your parents face and their hopes flash in front of your eyes.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

25 days

@ravishar313 Hum ladke hai na , humaare sath aisa hi hota hai.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

19 days

@AmanHasNoName_2 Bache ko saath leke Jana , he wouldn't want to see ki kya kya hoga

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

wtf idk why at 11 in the night I am so worried about my Google storage being 96% full.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

25 days

Agar girlfriend aisi ho toh shayad mai bhi fail ho jaata

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

26 days

Down so bad that I only think of arranged marriage as an option.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

mumbaikars , here's a date idea. (Recreate karna hai mujhe ye)

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

we are so back. elon bhadwe

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

5 months

@mota_sakshi Doesn't he get irritated with so much spamming?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Best thing I like about some people on Twitter? A single guy will comment on a girl's picture and 3-4 of us will also go and comment under that. Some regular people who do this: naman , kartik , sparsh , hush 😂

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

If I keep posting my media toh tumlog Nazar laga doge. Btw this would look amazing in B&W right?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

You guys aren't cuties , because I simp on people who are cute.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

2 am club , aaja meri gaadi mei baith ja.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Men washing their cars is a love language 🥰

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

18 days

Not a deshdrohi or something but ab cricket , bhabhi hatiye , Kohli k itne tweets dekh ke bore aara hai. People on twt hype anything/anyone way too much. GM.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

27 days

Dear bhagwan , ek achi job , sundar ladki , bada ghar aur sports car muh pe maar do please.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

5 months

What have I done that people think I'm from dtu?

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

15 days

@pinkspaghetttti Simping on other women , waiting for you to slide into his DMs

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

A picture without people , because I hate people

Jitesh Kumar Sahoo💙

@Jitesh_117

2 months

A picture without people

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Such a fucked up day man , mujhse nhi hoga ab bc. Mai chala.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Chi bc kya chutiya sa circle hai.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Can't digest the fact that I am the same guy who in class 5th said this to a girl when she wished me on my b'day: "mai ladkiyon se haath nhi milata"

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

21 days

@AmanHasNoName_2 why does twt not just ban her account

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

profile picture change Kari hai bas . Aadmi wahi hoon galeech , ghinona , pagal.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

i mean most of you are just faking it with the RCB thing. they are gonna lose anyways .

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

@fav4letterword Ik a guy

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Maahol toh hai lekin saath khelne k liye log nhi hai

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Many new people in the first circle

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

Date jaane waali jagaho pe , family dinner karne jata hu aur dusre couples ko dekhta hoon.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

29 days

फिटनेस फ्रीक सुप्रभात दोस्तों।

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

अब हिंदी में ट्वीट करूंगा , भाईयो एंड लेडीज़

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

14 days

23 ka ho gaya lekin abhi bhi blood test karwaane mei G fatti hai.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

21 days

Chandler's camera roll ;)

scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

21 days

Scoopsydoodle's camera roll 🫠🫠

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Bhenchod samay Raina k jokes itne bhi funny nhi hai honestly

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

4 months

Bahot zyada namkeen ho gaya. 📍vagator beach PS; thoda spam karunga , pls bear with me guys 😚

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

pradhan mantri 'good night texts dilao' yojna (please yaar ,please)

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

3 months

Let's get dressed up to go to those high rise buildings , break production code , abuse your workplace and boss 100 times and finally work your ass off so that someone else makes billions out of it. Good morning boys and girls.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

Qt spotted. No guys , comments mei koi joke nhi maarega , bored of it now.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

1 month

na vote diya , na paise invest kiye. Jo bhi jeete , mujhe kya.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

28 days

Why do I get so irritated/annoyed when I see such twts from girls: " He flew X kms to meet me" "He ordered food for me cuz I was sad" "He doesn't know what snapchat is, I'm blessed 😭" Like please keep this bullshit to yourself. Why the fuck should I know it.

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Chandler Bing

@chandler_2911

2 months

@kamariyaoho Ye question bahot se logo k tweets pe puchne ka Mann karta hai.

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