scoopsydoodle @dumbbshizz Twitter profile

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 months

Folks IRL pls don't take my twt seriously Mein toh aise hi idhar pagalpanti karta hoon

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 months

@jaaaamaya Can I tell you what I think about a country's correct political leaning should be based on the socio-economic of the state?

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@wardog109 @its_we_ @anusehgal @FunniestReplies @GemOfReplies

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

First day in my office today Broo this place is soo sexy i am losing all motor nervous system yada yada abilities. Very sexy, so sexy that i forgot how to talk and i have been stammering since I entered this place

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

@jaaaamaya I'm 6'0 and that's true I bring nothing else to the table Literally zero personality and in return of it I just say I'm 6'0

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

@muskansaddie Tujme toh rab dikhta hai yaaraa mein kya karuuu

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@4ri4nn4h @teaxtarot Lmaoo thanks i don't get this hate towards Pisces tbh

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@dumbbshizz

22 days

@Okaykimichi Kinda? I'm quite lost

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@dumbbshizz

3 months

@Okaykimichi Oh man where is the fridge???

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 years

@OMKAR_JADHAV01 @pachtaogaybro Bhai yeh tumhara haath kaha chale Gaya 😂😂 how did you know all this when you were 3 years old

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@dumbbshizz

9 months

@RitikaRitikaaaa I was waiting for sudha Murthy to come but thanks this was so sweet

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

Scoopsydoodle's camera roll 🫠🫠

Sodium Hypobromite | NaSha

@manosodium

2 months

Manosodiums camera roll

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@dumbbshizz

3 months

I wanna write a love letter to Coorg

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

@khogayehumyahan She has a habit of begging

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

@aintlaugh Kinda read all comments where all cities have been mentioned and I have come to conclusion that you are just a hater

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@wahiladkiyaar 1999 but Christmas discount made it 1499??

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@dumbbshizz

6 months

@dulhanmaachis Thank you for tweeting it out loud

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

FINALLY something for meee

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@stazymar

1 year

what's a picture of your abs that serves cunt in a god honouring way

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@kirtijain2607 @LankosorusRex Ohh yess and nooo I don't want to remember that.

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

I love how it is @elonmusk Vs @OhgodNoor 's prediction about what is happening with Twitter Also the placing of the third tweet couldn't have been better

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 years

@almondhalwa Basically no city in India. Lmao Must be living in little India, Singapore

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@dumbbshizz

14 days

@Vatsakhushii Why that tissue around trimax? That still leaks?

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

@aashna911 Hearing so many wholesome bombay stories lately What if that is a sign??

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

A very normal Saturday breakfast at my Marwari house

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

Mother teared up a bit and hugged me, I got awkward and told her okay bye hogaya pyaar lemme go study 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 months

Did some insane accounts, got a (pricey) gift for mom, bought lots of stocks, paid off alot of bills phewwwwwwww

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

6 months

I realised that I can thrive anywhere but just not in Hyderabad

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Ajj kaal ekdum aise hi feeling ata hai office mein

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@dumbbshizz

8 months

@AkshayaS90 @noheeriye I know how many are saying that this doesn't sound like how friends work, but I believe that's cause most have forgotten how friends use to work pre- social media boom. Sounds like a good one, hope it stays.

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

Reject modernity, embrace tradition 👍🏻

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@mileynotcharas Have not changed or serviced my one plus 5 ever, been 5.5 years and it is holding the fort amazingly

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

4 virat kohlis???????

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

The only ads I get on my insta are of ISB and god knows that I pray pray pray pray to be an alumni of ISB This also means that I'll get into it and then pass out of it hehehe

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

@thatissubu @rishvatt @aintlaugh @kyaaahaiyaaar Im from Kolkata and there is literally no good job market there. It is the backoffice of all backoffices

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Thank God I checked No 2000 currency notes in my possession

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

TALK ABOUT moms being extra hahahhaha Had asked my mom to send me my passport number cause my employer wanted it, as it was back home has asked mom and this is what she does...

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

Got my first salaryyy!!! There is alot of feelings going on rn but yeah a feeling of 'doing smth making smth' is there. Kinda proud of myself NGL

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

It's a 'bikharne ka mujhko shauq hai bada' kinda evening in hyd

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@icrivri Never related more, i started crying while driving day before 🥲🥲

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

@shambhikoi Peppa pig is sad

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

I got a lil emotional today during the physio sesh cause my knee finally started opening up and it has never been this better in the 23 yrs of my existence Overwhelmed with a lot of gratefulness I really just know now that I am sooo backkkkk

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

11 months

Barbaad hai duniya, aur hum bhi But chalo chai pee lo friends

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 months

Boys play every game as if it is their last... except for the last game

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

Man it feels sooo cool when I tell people about my occupation and company, some of you kind hearted people just drop your jaws and that makes my day fr thanks ily guy so much

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

This late late shift is killing me SM rn i swear i can't take this anymore I'll sleep and not attend anymore meetings

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

@syedaizzah @ranaslander You?! Don't say that

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

The 2-3 (sometimes 4) of you who keep on liking my tweet Just know that when the day comes I'll take a bullet for you (in my bum) Hope people get this B99 reference

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

18 days

God please help me pass my days It is getting incredibly tough I just need a pat on my head saying you got this

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 years

I actually see myself going unhinged by the end of this month or smth like that. I really want to hit ice around dead fish in a supermarket and break my wrists.

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 years

@mugglemegg Oh man 😂😂 got a similar story myself. Put a hand sanitizer sticker over my lube's bottle. My mom this one day said "yeh itna acha strawberry sanitizer mila kaha market se? I loved it. And why did you hide it in your wardrobe"💀💀😭😭

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

I love it that i fought with my mom to get all of my favourite (very expensive) perfumes to Hyderabad, now i am smelling good to office everyday and i honestly love myself for that

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

I'll marry someone who agrees on patting my head while singing smelly cat to me

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

I just broke a door 😭😭😭 childhood dream cause of CID came true Lord Daya i finally made you proud today

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

I need to rest my sad face on someone's shoulder

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

Ranted about MY manager to HIS manager EVERYTHING went in my favour 😭😭 and now feedbacks are being passed What a day omg I love my life We are soooo backkkkk

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

6 months

@shaaninani I so resonate with this when I got my grandparents to SKC, Hyderabad (that's where my office is) and they were just so excited. Wanted to click a picture everywhere That's the time when I felt the most gratitude I have for my job

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 year

Been a week since I left home for hyd to go work at my dream company in my fav city, what an experience it has been since then Always grateful Safe to say i didn't screw up in the last week so it has been a great week Woohoo Inshallah more to come

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

2 months

Took 30 mins to draft something funny on insta, only to succumb to the pressure of what I'll be perceived by there and deleted it alll I'm sorry I'm not god's strongest soldier

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@dumbbshizz

5 months

Sweet fkn thandaii

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

I'm sick

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@dumbbshizz

22 days

@Okaykimichi He obviously is!! Plenty loads of it

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

It's weird how after a long day, it's you who i want to text. It's weird how now i have people to talk to about my day, but i still want you to hear about it. Is it weird? If i say that i don't see myself - Getting over you? Stop thinking about you? Missing you? Needing you?

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

I remember that time when I educated my friends for an hour about mother bebe rexha

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

I had 6k pictures of my Ex The process was so long that a situationship started, ended its course, on a really bad note, I cried about her, got over her, but the goddamn pictures were everywhere

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@wtffrio

2 months

deleting pictures is so difficult for me. i can't even let go of a random screenshot

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

5 months

To my Ex-manager, I love you with all of my heart. Thank you thank you thank you for everything. I wish you a great life and that our paths cross again

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@chuphojaAni Parent of the kid: 'I know my child can do better, Ghar mein itna karta hai- almost unbelievable' Teacher: But I don't see any of that performance here Kid: I have performance anxiety

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

1 month

My dreams have been depressingly dull these days with a splash of desperation. Anyone here who studies dreams and their rocket science can help me out please

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

I completed my three months in my company today And nobody wished me on my first trimester Y'all fake

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

Okay I'm actually sick, both immunity and personality wise

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

I'm sick

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Fun day in hyd yayayay

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Happy mother's day to all the Milfs and future Milfs Yaayyyyyyy

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

I've never been rejected in my life, but today HDFC rejected me for their credit card

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@dumbbshizz

8 months

Met this really cute person, started a conversation with her and then she started saying 'noice' for nice and 'organ' for oregano Guess who is on twt sad

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

This guy is sooo irritating, we were just having a casual discussion and he is cutting everyone the entire time And i actually mean it that he does not let a person finsih one sentence of whatever they are speaking

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

Nobody has told you all, but I absolutely adore this bunch of you

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Just wanna update you all that i am alive and kicking 👍🏻👍🏻 Today will hands down be one of my most difficult days in Hyd and hopeful that my health gets better kaal se.

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Seeing my office crush everyday after she stopped talking to me since the one and only time we went out is indeed very tough on my already very feeble soul I'm a weak solider god don't give struggles anymore

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Twitter not twittering the way twitter used to Twitter

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

I just need someone to fix my playlist

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Can someone please explain how this guy has creeped out every girl i know (on twt) and is roaming free?? Seriously IIM-A and McKinsey what the hell are you guys doing how did you take his creepy sleezy ass in??

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@angstential_

1 year

This guy got accused of sexual harassment by multiple women in Calcutta circa 2016. He is now back to throwing his weight around as if nothing had happened. A cursory Google search shows a blog post about how the allegations against him were "false".

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@dumbbshizz

9 months

@vatsalyatandon Plot twist: all of these are new flavours launched by Durex and this is a Durex ad

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Thank god for no green capsicum in the menu!!

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

This twitter alt was my dumping ground for chaotic thoughts Why am I making friends here? Now i actually like people who will know exactly what's going on in my life That makes me go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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@dumbbshizz

1 month

@ass_hutosh I respect how you took a ss and called her out but brdr why do you use light mode??

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@dumbbshizz

7 months

Okay soo it happened!! 🥺🤧💖 mahino ka work finally came to fruition Manager came and congratulated me and I was like all like 🫠🫠🫠

scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

7 months

I'm happy today cause I was working towards something for 2 months and it finally happened today when my manager told me, I could mutter just a 'thank you' it feels so unreal I'm just Gaslighting myself into believing that i will fuck up again cause I still haven't achieved it

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Was done getting bored alone today, so got bored today with @roarkqe and ice cream and soo much to drink

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@dumbbshizz

6 months

Mumbai ate hi - Sachin Sachin chilane ka Maan ho raha hai

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Trading during office hours gets soo stressful What if someone sees?? The compliance issues make me wanna BKSNKD 'butter knife se naas kaat dunga'

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

I just wanna say that i miss my mom rn😭😭😭😭 will give a random hug in the morning

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@TheFigen_

1 year

Motherhood is the same in every being! 💞💞

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@dumbbshizz

2 years

@haleyrosefergie That's some queen shit

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@dumbbshizz

11 months

@shriyaya RIP inbox

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@dumbbshizz

2 months

Heyy...umm...? Maybe hopefully??

nathy⭐|semi ia cuz SCHOOLL‼️‼️

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

This day has been soo good and so kind to me 🥺🥺 I actually never feel like this, but i feel like i wanna happy hug and happy cry

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scoopsydoodle

@dumbbshizz

3 months

What a chad Went back to work right after his joyride

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@KantInEast

3 months

Sometimes we should let our intrusive thoughts win. NGL, I would have done the same. Memories yaar

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@dumbbshizz

8 months

My '24 NY resolution would be - be a calmer version of myself - be proud that I have been hitting my goals regularly - read as many books as possible (last year stopped at 7, let's try for 12) - not be afraid to reach out to people, I always struggle with this

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

I hate simping over someone only for them to not reply back to me

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Saddest part about being in corporate is that nobody here appreciates the funny socks that I wear

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

Looks cute gives brooklyn bridge for some reason

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@dumbbshizz

4 months

@chandler_2911 Arre chandu bhaii!!

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@dumbbshizz

1 year

I've never missed home sm 😭 omg Also it is raining today in Cal and my dada- dadi told me that they wanted to call and tell me that it is raining there It is so sweet how they miss me in these small small ways Home is home ❤️

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@ajit_bhaskar

1 year

I had 4-5 hours to spare in Kolkata. I thought I'd go on a little stroll and grab some food :) It was drizzling. Thankfully, it wasn't hot, but still, quite damp. Didn't dampen my spirits though ;) Here's to a little walk in the city of joy, i mean mishti and doi :D