First day in my office today
Broo this place is soo sexy i am losing all motor nervous system yada yada abilities.
Very sexy, so sexy that i forgot how to talk and i have been stammering since I entered this place
I love how it is
@elonmusk
Vs
@OhgodNoor
's prediction about what is happening with Twitter
Also the placing of the third tweet couldn't have been better
@AkshayaS90
@noheeriye
I know how many are saying that this doesn't sound like how friends work, but I believe that's cause most have forgotten how friends use to work pre- social media boom. Sounds like a good one, hope it stays.
The only ads I get on my insta are of ISB and god knows that I pray pray pray pray to be an alumni of ISB
This also means that I'll get into it and then pass out of it hehehe
TALK ABOUT moms being extra hahahhaha
Had asked my mom to send me my passport number cause my employer wanted it, as it was back home has asked mom and this is what she does...
I got a lil emotional today during the physio sesh cause my knee finally started opening up and it has never been this better in the 23 yrs of my existence
Overwhelmed with a lot of gratefulness
I really just know now that I am sooo backkkkk
Man it feels sooo cool when I tell people about my occupation and company, some of you kind hearted people just drop your jaws and that makes my day fr thanks ily guy so much
The 2-3 (sometimes 4) of you who keep on liking my tweet
Just know that when the day comes I'll take a bullet for you (in my bum)
Hope people get this B99 reference
I actually see myself going unhinged by the end of this month or smth like that. I really want to hit ice around dead fish in a supermarket and break my wrists.
@mugglemegg
Oh man 😂😂 got a similar story myself. Put a hand sanitizer sticker over my lube's bottle. My mom this one day said "yeh itna acha strawberry sanitizer mila kaha market se? I loved it. And why did you hide it in your wardrobe"💀💀😭😭
I love it that i fought with my mom to get all of my favourite (very expensive) perfumes to Hyderabad, now i am smelling good to office everyday and i honestly love myself for that
Ranted about MY manager to HIS manager
EVERYTHING went in my favour 😭😭 and now feedbacks are being passed
What a day omg I love my life
We are soooo backkkkk
@shaaninani
I so resonate with this when I got my grandparents to SKC, Hyderabad (that's where my office is) and they were just so excited. Wanted to click a picture everywhere
That's the time when I felt the most gratitude I have for my job
Been a week since I left home for hyd to go work at my dream company in my fav city, what an experience it has been since then
Always grateful
Safe to say i didn't screw up in the last week so it has been a great week Woohoo
Inshallah more to come
Took 30 mins to draft something funny on insta, only to succumb to the pressure of what I'll be perceived by there and deleted it alll
I'm sorry I'm not god's strongest soldier
It's weird how after a long day, it's you who i want to text.
It's weird how now i have people to talk to about my day, but i still want you to hear about it.
Is it weird? If i say that i don't see myself - Getting over you? Stop thinking about you? Missing you? Needing you?
I had 6k pictures of my Ex
The process was so long that a situationship started, ended its course, on a really bad note, I cried about her, got over her, but the goddamn pictures were everywhere
To my Ex-manager, I love you with all of my heart. Thank you thank you thank you for everything.
I wish you a great life and that our paths cross again
@chuphojaAni
Parent of the kid: 'I know my child can do better, Ghar mein itna karta hai- almost unbelievable'
Teacher: But I don't see any of that performance here
Kid: I have performance anxiety
My dreams have been depressingly dull these days with a splash of desperation. Anyone here who studies dreams and their rocket science can help me out please
Met this really cute person, started a conversation with her and then she started saying 'noice' for nice and 'organ' for oregano
Guess who is on twt sad
This guy is sooo irritating, we were just having a casual discussion and he is cutting everyone the entire time
And i actually mean it that he does not let a person finsih one sentence of whatever they are speaking
Just wanna update you all that i am alive and kicking 👍🏻👍🏻
Today will hands down be one of my most difficult days in Hyd and hopeful that my health gets better kaal se.
Seeing my office crush everyday after she stopped talking to me since the one and only time we went out is indeed very tough on my already very feeble soul
I'm a weak solider god don't give struggles anymore
Can someone please explain how this guy has creeped out every girl i know (on twt) and is roaming free?? Seriously IIM-A and McKinsey what the hell are you guys doing how did you take his creepy sleezy ass in??
This guy got accused of sexual harassment by multiple women in Calcutta circa 2016. He is now back to throwing his weight around as if nothing had happened. A cursory Google search shows a blog post about how the allegations against him were "false".
This twitter alt was my dumping ground for chaotic thoughts
Why am I making friends here?
Now i actually like people who will know exactly what's going on in my life
That makes me go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm happy today cause I was working towards something for 2 months and it finally happened today
when my manager told me, I could mutter just a 'thank you'
it feels so unreal
I'm just Gaslighting myself into believing that i will fuck up again cause I still haven't achieved it
My '24 NY resolution would be
- be a calmer version of myself
- be proud that I have been hitting my goals regularly
- read as many books as possible (last year stopped at 7, let's try for 12)
- not be afraid to reach out to people, I always struggle with this
I've never missed home sm 😭 omg
Also it is raining today in Cal and my dada- dadi told me that they wanted to call and tell me that it is raining there
It is so sweet how they miss me in these small small ways
Home is home ❤️
I had 4-5 hours to spare in Kolkata. I thought I'd go on a little stroll and grab some food :)
It was drizzling. Thankfully, it wasn't hot, but still, quite damp. Didn't dampen my spirits though ;)
Here's to a little walk in the city of joy, i mean mishti and doi :D