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10x dad raising 3 kids & dog with beautiful wife in Williamsburg Brooklyn

Brooklyn, NY 11211
Joined March 2022
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6th birthday
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@rachdele In America this is cause for deportation
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@JeremiahDJohns The fact that banana socialism or wind powered slavery lost makes these results the worst Tweet of 2023.
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@spiv @NYC_DOT Move to Long Island
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@TheStalwart Top oil producer laughs
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@jaymart222 @nytimes Even the former mayor can't give up his housing deal.
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@d_feldman @the_transit_guy Couldn't they simply elevated the garage. The worst people think this is cool
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@YIMBYLAND When the worst person you know makes a good point
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@HighyieldHarry It is more than this. You cannot multiple probabilities if they are not independent. Wild guess is that a lot of trust funders go into finance.
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@sam_d_1995 I don't get it. Do people in LA not go to public playgrounds? Like in NYC this would be no drama
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@quantian1 @elonmusk He was probably happier as a normie too
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@mattyglesias Concerning decline of sex, drugs, rock and roll among teens.
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@pitdesi @InverseTheCons This is why women live longer
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@JonErlichman Amazon is not Walmart. Amazon is AWS with side gig of selling toilet paper.
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@garrytan @GrowSF Man, SF is one of those "everything is decided by low turnout primaries held on non important election dates" cities? Thought NYC was unique here
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@VCBrags Tell me you're not hiring NYers without telling me you're not hiring NYers
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@ArmandDoma The greatest antidepressant ever created
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@ParikPatelCFA He has a kid named Vivek as well.
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@TheStalwart Best part of old Twitter was this
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We will inevitably find this person: Has been arrested for this many times before Refused optional mental health services Only preys on people he thinks won't hit back
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this is so nuts there are a bunch of women getting punched in the face in nyc rn all over tiktok. i don’t know if it’s all the same guy some of the stories seem slightly different but some of them seem similar
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@SwannMarcus89 NYC 3k, Prek, K. No means testing. Free lunch. It is amazing.
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@AWangMPH @ImmunologyAAI Looks like fun. Looks like they're having fun. Maybe you're just the cranky one?
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@Noahpinion Seems like we all have a friend dating this guy right now
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@sam_d_1995 Today's "Tower of Sauron" Tomorrow's tower that represents BK in same way as Empire State Building does NYC
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@mattyglesias Wifi causing cancer would be very bad for their investments
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@Noahpinion The worst people we know are right... there is something deeply wrong going on at colleges.
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@JeremiahDJohns @sock_dem IDK, if socialism is all about having everyone put a number on what they want and then can cross check that with the amount of stuff we have to come up with some graph to see where those two meet to maximize efficiency then they about to invent capitalism w computer modeling
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@DonEMooreJr Every single time
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@JeremiahDJohns Thank you USA for being only country who pays for meds and makes this possible
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@zebulgar Have they tried passing laws to accept cookies on every site? Maybe that is the key
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@sindap I don't think HR knows what "total comp" means.
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@danprimack Esp with this board
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@sam_d_1995 There is no way they don't extend this right? It is basically sold out every day
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@PhilWalkable Top rate in NYC is more than that.
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@Carnage4Life You know what's cool...
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@harryh @VickieforNYC He also has $12K in unpaid tickets. Add the unpaid tolls and robbing government of 10s of thousands def grand theft.
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@sam_d_1995 @NickTagliaferro AOC on Amazon HQ2 in LIC 🤜🤛 DeSantis on Disney expansion
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@AlecStapp Socialist about to invent capitalism using computer modeling.
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@BriannaWu I can't even watch anymore.
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@YIMBYLAND @bitcoin_intern It is true. My mom lives in 50+ community with these.
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@ikristoph @chinesegon Likely a land lease building. The building doesn't own the land so it is bought by PE types that then can charge whatever they want
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@TheOmniZaddy @Brandonkw__ @JeremiahDJohns Banana Socialism was pure real belief
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@stsDrex @mattyglesias Idk, Maybe after the 9th arrest in year we could put them in jail for year or two?
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@sam_d_1995 These cars should immediately go to auction
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@Noahpinion to be fair, he spearhead Azure originally which is probably majority of this growth.
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@BThinkful @SwannMarcus89 Who cares. It allows parents to work. It also teaches kids that do well in school. It isn't all about disrupting school low performance.
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@paulg Did you feign being frustrated at every floor to get them more juiced up?
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@MattZeitlin The turn on tech was a huge strategic error by Democrats - FTC, unrealized gains, demonizing, regulating AI. They took very socially liberal donor class that's often directionally aligned on solving environmental, social, and other problems and burned them
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@YIMBYLAND Brooklyn Manhattan Bronx Queens
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@mattyglesias I'm not sure about that
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@GVSHP Yeah. totally gross. No one would live there.
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@AlecStapp How should we ask them? IDK, maybe we can have everyone put a number on it and then we can cross check that with the amount of stuff we have to come up with some graph to see where those two meet to maximize efficiency
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@mattyglesias Dark TPP Get it done Biden
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@TheStalwart IMO, best indicator of slowdown is AWS awful growth yoy This isn't "tech" so mush as every S&P 500 company cutting spending drastically.
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@EmilyAssembly @NYCMayor @JumaaneWilliams @LincolnRestler @Gonzalez4NY @JenGutierrezNYC @ReynosoBrooklyn @mcguinness_safe @JuliaCarmel__ @TransAlt I live here. I even drive, on McGuiness sometimes, and this road should not be a multi-lane shortcut to get to free bridge into Manhattan or skip BQE traffic as it is now. Road diet now!
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@SwannMarcus89 "there are dozens of boxes of pizza" DOZENS!
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@ne0liberal It's only profit comes from AWS where people get paid like royalty
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@AlecStapp Warmed the earth though
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@VerminusM @Resist_05 @CommunityNotes Can you add to this to original tweet
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@TurkeyBeaver How much for the ride? Take my money
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@hh_neil @mattyglesias This is the actual quote which 99% of America would agree w/ "(Colleges) have a responsibility to keep students safe. Students shouldn't be blocked from going to campus just because they're Jewish or learning in a classroom, as opposed to being forced online because they are
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@NC_Renic GPT 5 has Adderall prescription?
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@zacharynado The interview with Zuck hit so much harder bc it left out the platitudes
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@TheOmniZaddy I also had to look it up and found that article. Says to reduce carbs.
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@tomgara If they were legal there would def be startups that would be building these to rent/sell to young professionals
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@Noahpinion To be fair to Balmer, a lot of this growth is Azure which was started under him in 2010 and is still managed by the same dude - Scott Guthrie
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@_lanabelle Dudes from Maryland. He's the transplant.
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@TheStalwart He bought in on a secondary. "Led investment" is doing a lot of work here
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@IDoTheThinking I've seen 2 double parked cars block FDNY this month for 5-10 minutes. Zero people did that.
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@benln It's a room w a couch
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@paulg @scienceisstrat1 Let's get em. Anti China, pro Chinese
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@AdameMedia @VerminusM No loss to humanity
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@MattZeitlin Oh that is nothing. That is NYC to Montreal .
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@sam_d_1995 @kiangoh Is Berlin vs Earlier Berlin a fair comparison Want to take guess from this graph when prices started to rise?
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@TheStalwart Key NYC inflation indicator just dropped
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@mattyglesias Wait, does every city have a New Yorker magazine?
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@Jason Time to free up these people for something more productive as is the way
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@charliewrich Italy is pretty broke
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@zebulgar @andrewmccalip If that doesn't work he can fallback on meth lab with extra red phosphorus.
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@AlecStapp Ireland is one that really gets to dunk on Europe and UK here.
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@guan @TheStalwart Late stage communism.
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@nycfreethinker Have you thought of living literally anywhere else besides Manhattan?
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@litcapital My boy held on to see his last market close.
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@tomgara They built 1.8m public charging docks as well. Meanwhile we finished the first under the IRA in December 23
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@Noahpinion Post this in HS counselors offices and I promise boys will try harder to get into college
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@besttrousers Bargaining for a higher salary for workers is so capitalist.
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