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When you coddle your players instead of developing them, and you rotate at the expense of good results, you don’t get to also brag about your team fitness record
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Chelsea currently have the least amount of injuries in the Premier League. [sky] #cfc
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@Kurrco He’s going to “get it back” and say “thanks TronScan!” Or whatever, and everyone will flock to them
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Jackon x Palmer x Madueke linkup vs West Ham | Home-and-Away
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@Iewdawg It’s one of those suitcase setups rich people have so they can play PS5 on the bus/plane
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@ChelsTransfer @kierangill_DM Does he know they have a new manager and a new squad core?
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@Chels_HQ Tosin, Sanchez, and Sancho are good enough to start every game of the season in the league but fans are way too reactionary to admit it
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Moises Caicedo had a very bad game yesterday, I put that on defensive structure; Robert Sanchez was blamed though. imo Enzo Maresca is riding the coattails of Pochettino's season and Palmer's form: in isolation, we're just a team thats very easy to run through. #cfc
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@Blue_Footy Not particularly, I believe Casadei looked better. I would like to see Chilwell immerse himself more in that inverted role because he looked like a natural.
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If I said Noni Madueke is better than Bukayo Saka, Chelsea fans would roll out the red carpet for me, but because I said he’s better than Cole Palmer, I’m getting spammed with hate comments
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@theneedledrop Morgan Wallen Lil Durk collab Post Malone Ozzy Osborne collab
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Christopher Nkunku and Nicolò Barella are the exact same profile of player and have the same finishing technique. Its kinda nuts lol #cfc @AlexGoldberg_
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Enzo Fernandez was supposed to be the ultimate all-action midfielder to replace Mason Mount at Chelsea, but in this box-to-box 8 role he loves and reveres, he looks more like Mateo Kovacic without the ball retention. Give me Carney or Nkunku there, even Veiga will do. #cfc
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@Chels_HQ @FabrizioRomano I have a solution, play him over Enzo Fernandez
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@usmntonly Will he be 16 by the World Cup? I think that’s the cut off and it would be nice for him to train under Pochettino
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@USMNTvsHaters This is going to do wonders for the team press and also make the players stronger for club level, it’s stuff like this that makes Pochettino a kingmaker, it’s why I think it do a player like Cavan Sullivan to join the camp when he’s 17, skip the youth level, take the bench
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@yerdas_outV2 This is what we thought we thought we’re getting when we signed Kai Havertz
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@nfr_podcast Donald Glover called it, Drake is Mexican
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@Culturecams All our CL winning players are hyping Arsenal now lol
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@Leleo2211 I predict he will be similar to Enel in the sense that he's goofy, arrogant, and overpowered, but this time I believe Luffy will ask him to join his crew (he'll reject)
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@FrankKhalidUK The board told Poch to leave him in reserves but Pochettino purposefully cup tied him so he would be forced to stay, which is part of the rebellious spirit that made Clearlake hate him
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Because Madueke has been spraying shots all game, Cole Palmer is currently on 5 Chances Created and an assist, this fire and ice dynamic is a cheat code
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@CFC_Janty If Twitter was popping when he did this ...
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The last time Manchester United played Porto, Cristiano Ronaldo did this… Can Marcus Rashford, Bruno Fernandes, or Garnacho attempt to score a goal like that today?
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@pewpiece @Mugiwara_23 The X on Luffy's arm is foreshadowing Vivi's return to the crew, the Alabasta crew got split so they can't explain why they all have it
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@MrJamesMay @ClarksonsFarm1 You’d get the farm self sustainable in one episode and spend the rest of the season strolling around with your hands behind the back gandering
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@AREDlTS Sadly if we had Mudryk or Sterling in his position we’d be a little worse off. He was the perfect band aid solution to our attack. … not that Sterling wouldn’t have killed Brighton today too
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@umirf1 once we start facing serious clubs in the late stages of the cup (assuming we get that far) you’ll never see this team again
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@om18i Courtois at the back with a bunch of titans in defense covering him, you got the French league Essien in Bakayoko and the new age Lampard in Drinkwater flanking Kante, plus a galactico in Morata up top, how they declined that badly we still don’t know, but Hazard had to be happy
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@MobyChe When Robin Van Persie exploded at Arsenal and ‘add them virtually unplayable, that’s what Cole Palmer reminds me of in current form, but Cole is 8 years younger
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@CFCPys Just highlights how bad Felix was in contrast
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@USMNT Good, they got their accelerated development under Poch now they can go back to their clubs sharper and fitter than ever and put it to use
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@CFCLeckie This might not age well, it’s too early
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@DeanCFC_ There’s a correlation lol
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@nfr_podcast He's not showing the battle the respect it deserves, he thinks he can save all their friendships by picking both sides
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@MagicOdegard @Culturecams Nothing scandalous about hyping one of the best clubs in Europe
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@Blue_Footy Colwill LCB/LB is the only option , sorry to burst your bubbles but this is a golden opportunity for him and England. Lee Carsley’s insistence on playing him as a CCB and Lewis LB forced Rice to play LCB/LB in buildup with Colwill lost in the middle
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@elsdawg He’s scoring 50 goals this season whether you like it or not
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@Squawka @chiddyafc Chelsea fans used to compare him to RVP and Bergkamp when the parallels didn’t stick, he’s truly gone full circle now, good for him
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@bhavss14 Saka LB/LWB rotating with Chilwell
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@tovers98 He’s going to be a fan favorite by the end of the season, one of the most exciting talents we have
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Time to grow up and admit Noni Madueke is better than Cole Palmer, their form is correlated for a reason
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@CFCDaily On form we’ve been the 3rd best team in England since December ‘23, then Arne Slot got Liverpool to the top
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@Chels_HQ When Madueke came off I thought it was Palmer RW Nkunku 10, which isn't that bad, but this is terrible
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@Blue_Footy Christopher Nkunku, Dewsbury Hall, Renato Veiga, and Carney Chukwuemeka The only player that routinely plays that role that’s a clear downgrade, is Joao Felix
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@CFCPys @VdykCFC Neto would get slaughtered in transition and Jorgensen isn’t ready for the PL
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@ConnCFC Spurs are Spursy and Brighton learned from the humbling we gave them. Also Forest didn't have 10 men against Liverpool
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@MobyChe N current form he’s the best in the league, you compare him to Raya, Onana, Ederson, Vicario and you learn what it means to be thankful for your keeper. The problem is Chelsea fans are too used to scapegoating players so the keeper is the easiest target
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@Blue_Footy Pochettino was right when he said Clearlake’s ambitions to sell some of these players were wrong
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@Blue_Footy @England He’s going to grow into it over time in this wide role. Once uncle Tosin is reinstated in the back 3 and Cucurella becomes the permanent inverted fullback Colwill will revert to bombing up and down the left like he’s meant to, the next step of his development is to start scoring
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@Iewdawg Palmer would’ve still come we just wouldn’t sign KdH or give Gallagher so many minutes
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@cagiago_ I experienced the inverse of this recently, I tried to make a Moises Caicedo comp and I kept seeing individual errors in every other clip so I politely closed the tab and moved on with my day
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@FelixJohnston_ We need to protect him at all costs, one of the ways is to temper expectations for the season and be realistic about our squad quality, because I think it’s a tale of tao radically different teams
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@ManagerTactical There's always that slight "taboo" about international football being like a vacation for players, clubs normally send these guys out with the hope that they'll come back fitter, but most of them don't account for a NT manager like Poch who makes them fit by working hard
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@umirf1 Madueke’s work rate and his knack for creating width and volume are the driving force behind Cole Palmer’s form, same could be said about Nicolas Jackson because it’s all a matter of formula and configuration. If you take one or both of them out, Palmer declines, team declines
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@Chels_HQ The way Maresca uses the wingers makes me appreciate Sancho and Madueke more
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@MobyChe @yerdas_outV2 The best indicator of him not being selfish is how many recoveries and tackles he makes for Gusto and Caicedo, without him we concede a whole lot more
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Being a Joao Felix comp maker is hard, every clip is 2 seconds long and there isn’t a zoom in because it mysteriously cuts off right before he reaches the box
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Joao Felix…😮‍💨
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@umirf1 Counterintuitive to compare the two: Arteta’s case is a vindication for Ole bit United went with the Tuchel approach of sacking a club legend in favor of a designer tactician to see Pep eye-to-eye, every cup win since has masked how little he’d accomplished so far
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@TheBlueDodger Routine Strength conditioning exercise improves hamstring dexterity
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@CFCDaily That back-to-back Newcastle fixture will be a good test of our squad depth, if one squad does well but the other is lacking, we might have to temper expectations, but if both squads win we might be back
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Moments like this against Gent are why Joao Felix isn't rated: 50m pounds and a high wage for what? Flicks and Tricks? Leave my club boy. #cfc
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@Chels_HQ @GiveMeSport There’s a good one out at Crystal Palace, goes by the name Trevoh Chalobah, closest thing to a Maldini England have right now
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@CFCDaily 25 under Poch, 1 under Maresca
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@yerdas_outV2 Palmer’s best attribute is being able to play anywhere in the front 4, Bruno is so static he makes Eriksen, McTominay, Mainoo, and Mount play as 9s sometimes
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@MobyChe Anfield has one of the smallest pitches in the league, so the fans are closer to the field than most other stadiums, ironically the only stadium that can compete in that regard is Stamford Bridge, but fans want a bigger pitch ... why?
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@HH_comps @elfayz_ His opinion was baseless and predatory then he blew the roof off and mentioned Pedro Neto, a severe and significant downgrade on Madueke in every aspect
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@Chels_HQ @tbrfootball Words can’t express just how dumb that is
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@CFC_Ali10 Forest ran us down, made us suffer, player morale is wavering because every result can make or break our season so every point we drop can shatter the floor we stand on, this wasn’t as much a problem last season because we had leaders in the backroom keeping heads high
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@chartdata @Hozier A Blues song misrepresented as a Pop song but often mistaken for a country song because it’s by an alternative artist
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@UtdEIIis He's perfectly suited for the system Maresca is trying to implement in the league but in games like this where he cant finish his runs and deliver the ball to Palmer or Jackson, you must double back and reconsider the system itself
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The big difference between Enzo now and Enzo then is cardiovascular health and strength conditioning levels. Look how sharp he is here, and keep an eye on Reece too; a lots changed since Pochettino left, like player fitness and player health. #cfc
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Enzo Fernández vs Liverpool (H) [13/08/23]
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@rhystakes Because tbey were too busy ostracizing Disasi and Badiashile and wishing tor their sales
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@IbzySpeaks you’re part of the vocal minority of Chelsea fans that have been thoroughly conditioned into putting football aside and strictly supporting a financial group. I hope you snap out of it and join the rest of us
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@Blue_Footy @ChelseaFC New physio staff did a madness ngl, Clearlake cut the list down from 12 to 6 by selling or loaning everyone, then amongst the other 6 only 4 of them were injured this season, that leaves Fofana and Nkunku being fully fit
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Trevoh Chalobah pulled off a scorpion kick against Liverpool and got it on target 😭😭😭😭
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@Blue_Footy @obionepodcast He didn’t deserve the criticism in the first place and he doesn’t deserve the gaslighting now either
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@CFCDaily Should’ve claimed the cross instead of sticking to his line and forcing the save
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@USMNT @VW Coaching is definitely a pedigree thing at times because Pochettino tuned the team philosophy to his exact specifications right away and Panama wasn’t ready
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@peronyawns I want to know the thought process of Kaido’s dragon being a type of fish but Queen’s Dino being a type of dragon
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Trevoh Chalobah vs Liverpool (Full Crystal Palace Home Debut) “The Butcher of Selhurst Park” 😨 | Cobham Maldini 😳 #cfc #cpfc
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@Blue_Footy Colwill played Greece in a few times but he more than made up for it, I blame Pickford and Stones both have to be replaced
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@yerdas_outV2 A good ownership replaces Havertz with Palmer, keeps Mount, and stays away from Enzo Fernandez
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@Blue_Footy @CBSSportsGolazo Imagine Chelsea with Palmer, Duean, Jackson front 3, with Sancho and Madueke wide, every ball in behind goes in the back of the net
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@olijcarpenter Taking credit for an “I told you so” but these injuries were unforeseen and Chelsea fans have never known him to be injury prone. Now Arsenal are fighting for the title with Jorginho, Havertz, and Sterling too. Gallagher thriving at Atletico. We aren’t a reliable source
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@Chels_HQ @obionepodcast For Argentina he plays the Caicedo role, that’s because Enzo is, as he was under Potter, a lone DM, but alas, Potter (and Lampard) got criticized for using him like that (Chelsea fans are imbeciles) Signing Lavia and Caicedo was supposed to be the end of him at Chelsea
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@Kurrco Blends right in
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@Blue_Footy He tore us to shreds a few weeks before that so I was excited, I called him a Messi level talent and people thought I was nuts
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@FelixJohnston_ Pedro Rodriguez
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Thomas Tuchel’s Manchester United 🔥
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@CarefreeLewisG We are missing a press generals like Mount today
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@CFCPys Perhaps if we didn’t limit Kai’s minutes by over complicating his role in the team he would’ve scored more
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@usmntonly @CBSSportsGolazo I’m in tears man, our former players hate Tuchel 😭😭😂
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@CFCDaily One game under Poch one game under Maresca. I would fancy our chances of fighting for top 4 if last season’s momentum carried over but alas, we’re restarting here
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@Kurrco This is the opposite of a diss track, it’s a respect track 😳
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@CFCRetro Has Mudryk ever looked that sharp under Maresca? Honest question
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@CFCAzM The decision to virtually replace him with Enzo Fernandez still haunts us to this day, they just won’t admit it
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@USMNT @pulisic Pochettino is the architect behind Cole Palmer, Prime Jay Rodriguez, and Peak Delle Ali. All signs point to Pulisic improving in an inmeasurable way
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@CFCRetro Nothing about him changed but his positioning, he was inverted under Tuchel where he shined the hardest, Potter had him sit back and Poch had him overlapping, Maresca actually needs him now but the bridge is burned.
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@Blue_Footy Fofana is a terrible fit for Colwill, like playing with two fullbacks, you need someone to hold it down like a middle CB in a 3 so the two CBs flanking him can actually play it loose, that’s why we were able to keep clean sheets in the games we did but couldn’t without Tosin
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@Blue_Footy Didn’t like the way Jackson was used over the weekend, felt like a significant step back and fans are taking out their anger on Madueke instead. The one time Jackson got the look he wanted Ward Prowse got a red trying to stop him. Maresca needs to circle back and play him right
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@CFCPys Did he forget about Jadon Sancho? Sancho - Nkunku - Palmer - Madueke behind Jackson Nobody is asking for Joao and Neto too, agent based signings strictly for dead rubber games against part time footballers
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