Bob Kostic @causticbob Twitter profile

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Bob Kostic

@causticbob

9 years

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Bob Kostic

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8 years

I've just seen the Batman shampoo in Tesco. I believe they are missing a key market by not producing a conditioner Gordon.

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groan

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The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve It was an Apple With an extremely limited memory. Just one byte Then everything crashed

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optical illusion

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I want to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, "Your Honour, my client is clearly not a flight risk." #WorldPenguinDay

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I have a friend who works at Google. I asked him how it was there, and he said he couldn't complain. #GoogleManifesto

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Pork? Religion:No. Wine? Religion:No. Masturbation? Religion:No. I'm bored. Let's go out and kill some people. Religion:Let's roll!

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3 years

Everyone under 30: who's Neil Young? Everyone age 31-60: didn't realize Neil Young was still alive. Everyone 61+: What's Spotify?

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8 years

ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight.................

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the history of religion

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those gays are a disgrace!

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6 years

Fifteen years ago the internet was an escape from the real world. Today the real world is the escape from the internet.

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I've just invented a new word: "Plagiarism"

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Kanye West 'hospitalised in Los Angeles'. Our thoughts and prayers go out at this difficult time to the hospital staff.

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Pork? Religion:No Wine? Religion:No Drugs? Religion:No Masturbation? Religion:No Let's go out and kill some people Religion:Let's roll!

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"smart" watch

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2 years

. @elonmusk

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Mexicans

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7 years

the @twitter double standard

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8 years

Doctors say each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life. Based on that math I should have died in 1732 #nationalbaconday

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7 years

A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat meat. I think if he had to build his own computer he'd wouldn't whine on Facebook.

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6 years

girls, if a man grabs your boob, don't panic!

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3 years

the British

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2 years

Population in Kenya: Men: 15million. Women: 35million. But all women are in a serious relationship

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2 years

with great power comes great responsibility

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10 years

Homeopathy. The air guitar of medicine.

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6 years

Got offered sex, with a 21yr old lady. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on twitter I declined cause I've high moral standards & strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon.

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8 years

#CheerMeUpIn3Words Hillary didn't win!

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4 years

groan

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9 years

Hacker group Anonymous have declared war on ISIS after the Paris attacks... This is probably the closest ISIS will ever get to 72 virgins

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6 years

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works. Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works. DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work. Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

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5 years

Best bathroom doors ever.

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6 years

PC vs Mac

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2 years

I'm disgusted, saddened and disappointed that someone has thrown eggs at Charles and camilla. Use bricks next time, ya cunt

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7 years

Accidentally said hello to a feminist the other day. My trial starts on Monday.

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3 years

groan

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6 years

Total BS breakup lines

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4 years

how dare you!!!!

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3 years

dear sir ...

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4 years

uh....

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4 years

aliens!

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7 years

First rule of Vegan club. Tell fucking everyone about Vegan club.

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8 years

what happens inside a bird house

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3 years

Netflix

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7 years

Congratulations West Ham, the only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

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Candlelight vigil for Demi Lovato

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Schrödinger's Plates

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10 years

The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is that you're probably Australian.

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6 years

the male feminist bf

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8 years

"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian. "I'm proud to be black." Said the African. "I'm proud to be white." Said the racist.

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3 years

speak freely

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4 years

Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrodinger's cat plans its revenge. #caturday

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4 years

never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do

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6 years

The average person has sex 89 times a year. This is gonna be one hell of a week.

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rats

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7 years

My mate was the fittest person I knew. He went to the gym 7 days a week. Entered Ironman contests, he even did back to back marathons once. Then one day he went for a jog in the park and BANG! He met a girl, got married... ...and now he's a fat cunt just like the rest of us.

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what is your address?

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My newest USB flash drive!

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feeling useless?

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Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook.

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education

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She knows what you did.......

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4 years

Who would have thought that two guy's in their 70's could maintain an election for so long?

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6 years

Stop it!

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Cannibalism

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3 years

money well spent

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did @DaveChappelle offend you?

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redneck engineering

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6 years

Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

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1992 vs 2022

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where do babies come from?

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*Breaking news. Kim Kardashian held at gunpoint to put her clothes back on.

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9 years

It's time a serious message is sent out to ISIS. Justin Beiber has a gig on Thursday, November 19 at the Toyota Center, Houston, Texas, US.

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3 years

Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they’ll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort?

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I think there is something wrong with my TV. An advert has just come on with a white , married heterosexual couple in it.

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Happy #Ramadan !

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When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought "Jesus! That could've been me" But then I remembered I don't have a van.

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8 years

"2016 has been the worst year ever" Pretty sure 1665 was worse when everyone caught fucking plague and died.

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11 years

the evolution of music http://t.co/RfOYo1RA1h

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3 years

Adam west

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7 years

Pray for Manchester Pray for Paris Pray for Germany Pray for London Maybe I'm being just a little bit cynical, but praying is not working!

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6 years

If having sex for money, makes you a prostitute, does having sex for free, makes you a non-profit whoreganization?

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it runs faster now!

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beware the ides of march

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7 years

My 18 year old son is an immature wanker. He still believes that the white haired, bearded, jolly old bloke is going to give him loads of free shit that's going to magically appear and never have to be paid for. Or 'Jeremy Corbyn' as he likes to be called.

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I saw my neighbour Mohamed and his wife, burying their daughter up to her neck and about to throw rocks at her head. Anyway, I called the police and I'm happy to say that British justice has prevailed - I've been charged with religious intolerance and Islamophobia.

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it's worth it