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Phlebotomists nightmare.

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Casey Tebo
2 years
What specific ONE FRAME OF FILM Scared you more than any other. I'll go first: FREDDY, WITH HIS ARM STRETCHED OUT IN THE ALLEY
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2 years
@peabojmusic1 @FightHaven If someone farts on me or moans in my ear while I’m in Home Depot they’re getting a 2 x 4 to the face.
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1 year
Was at a screening once and overheard a known actor say “I have a problem, I’ve spent over $9000 on Candy Crush”. Later, I ordered a beer and asked for a glass. He scoffed (like I was uppity) so I said “shut the fuck up Candy Crush” and he immediately left the party. True story
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2 years
#RRR was the best movie of the year by a light year. Get off your high horse, and take your artistic integrity out of your tight butt. It’s not even a contest. #RRRForOscars
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2 years
@stephsecretwit Onomatopoeia
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2 years
RRR is winning all the Oscars this year, right?
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5 years
@scottderrickson Holy shit Scott what a loaded question. 1. Frozen (not by choice) 2. Moana (not by choice) 3. Wall-E (not by choice) 4. HOP (not by choice) 5. Fast Times #dadlife
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2 years
@SteveStuWill Bullshit. Cover the middle of the cubes with your fingers. They still move.
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2 years
@jakethornton NIGHT OF THE LIVING
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@ben_rosen Artificial banana flavor was based on earlier sweeter versions of bananas that were wiped out by a fungus and replaced with the more durable : less sweet ones we eat today!!!
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6 years
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WUT. WHAT. WHAAAAAAT. WHAT. WHHHHHAATTTT. WUT. WUUUUT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. HOLY SHIT IT'S BRUCE LEE!!! WHHHHHAATTTT. WUT. WUUUUT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WUT. WHAT. WHAAAAAAT. WHAT. WHHHHHAATTTT. WUT. WUUUUT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WUT. #OnceUponATimeInHollywood
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2 years
@JoshuaTurek Jesus Christ why are some people so miserable and boring.
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2 years
RRR cost 5.5 billion
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5 months
Me watching my daughter’s softball game. To my ex: “you think that many people can cover up a murder?” Grisly Voice behind me. (A kids grandfather / Retired cop) : The Feds are putting allllllll those people in jail. 😮 #KarenRead
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2 years
@OTerrifying The amount of people on here who accurately know what this is, is amazing.
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3 years
@barstoolsports Call me when you fix this by adding Stevie Nicks to #1
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Casey Tebo
5 months
This is only for those following the #KarenRead trial out of #massachusetts shit is crazy and we’re all in deep.
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Casey Tebo
7 years
@scottderrickson ME: But it’s a movie about loss, and class separation, why does gender matter? STUDIO HEAD: Nobody will see a sci-fi movie with a woman as the lead. ME: My daughters name is RIPLEY SILENCE #TrueCastingStories
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Casey Tebo
3 years
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is really the only one who can take over as Ripley.
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2 years
@stephsecretwit Stuart Little
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Casey Tebo
7 years
The funniest thing I’ve seen in a film recently is @karengillan trying to make out with @TheRock in #Jumanji A+ awkward teenager kiss.
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3 years
@FeitsBarstool Not as absurd as how baseball coaches wear uniforms.
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2 years
@KaylaChowShow You clearly used filters.
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Casey Tebo
5 years
@drhastings @JacobDavison_ I mean, I'm not @Bosslogic but it was fun to make!
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5 months
SOMEONE SAID CANTON COPS INVESTIGATED THE DEATH OF THAT POOR 15 YEAR OLD WHO THEY WERE ALL SLEEPING WITH WHO ((UNALIVED HERSELF)). BRIAN ALBERTS BROTHER?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD. #karenRead
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1 year
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2 years
@trollbogies47 That’s a great choice. I think this one is such a mix of not only terror but also confusion which makes it that much scarier.
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Casey Tebo
1 year
John Carpenter should be in the same sentence as Hitchcock, Spielberg, Coppola, Kubrick and Scorcese when it comes to the inspiring legends of American cinema.
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Casey Tebo
6 years
@MindBIowing_ It’s a metaphor for life… It doesn’t matter which balloons he’s holding… He’s dying inside.
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Casey Tebo
3 years
Ummmmm. Has anyone been as fucking mesmerizing as #KristenStewart is in #Spencer in the last few years?!?!? She gotta win the Oscar. (Yes I def Stan she let me use all her old trucks for Happy Birthday)
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3 years
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@buhlesrevenge Red wine is warm garbage and the idiots who’s smell it and talk about it’s ‘notes’ are all full of shit.
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Casey Tebo
4 years
GUYS OMG IT WAS ALL FAKE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME.
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Casey Tebo
3 years
MAKE MORE ORIGINAL MOIES LIKE #ArmyOfTheDead @netflix @ZackSnyder MAKE MORE ORIGINAL MOIES LIKE #ArmyOfTheDead @netflix @ZackSnyder MAKE MORE ORIGINAL MOIES LIKE #ArmyOfTheDead @netflix @ZackSnyder MAKE MORE ORIGINAL MOIES LIKE #ArmyOfTheDead @netflix @ZackSnyder
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2 years
@stephsecretwit Women are the most important people in the world.
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Casey Tebo
1 year
@HomicidalKaci He made it a real point that my glass ordering was a problem. A loud scoff followed by him announcing "PFF, A GLASS?" Not sure what his motivation was, other than to try to embarrass me for some odd reason? I prefer a glass, bottles are a little too small to drink from. 🤷‍♂️
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7 years
After 10+ years I swore I was done with this guy...there was just one more story to tell. @IamStevenT
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'Steven Tyler: Out on a Limb' set to open Nashville Film Festival
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8 years
@MariottiSports @barstoolsports which one of the sons was it? The one holding the flag or the other one
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3 years
@Sethrogen @Casey Seth Rogen "it will be literally exactly the same" Steven Spielberg - "Hey, Netflix!" Chris Nolan - "Hello Netflix!"
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Casey Tebo
7 years
@bigbaIIerbrand @Max_Rum Fifty bucks whoever wins these burns them on instagram or Snapchat.
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@RdotSpoon You mean Heavenly Creatures?
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@AOC Idk. Maybe - have a discussion with someone. Be a model to try and open talks to help people in this country understand each side better. Just a thought.
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Casey Tebo
4 years
People are seriously worried about a tracking app for coronavirus? You do realize that your cell phone tracks your every fucking step, right?
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@ViceApologist And Tobin Bell. And Will Arnet. And. And. And. It’s insane.
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Casey Tebo
7 years
@VICE Stick to sex and drugs, @vice
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Casey Tebo
8 years
Tomorrow I'll be on the all new @MattyNickWaaf show talking my movie @ThemovieHB working w @IamStevenT and who hated/loved my piracy video.
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@The_SummerMan @thedirtbird Who am I. What do I do. I am lost. Please help.
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Casey Tebo
7 years
Like most jackasses - I thought @harikondabolu #TheProblemWithApu probably came from a place of overreacting...and I watched his movie I and I was wrong. (AND it was a great documentary) Watch it. #iwaswrong also @WhoopiGoldberg is fucking boss.
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Casey Tebo
4 years
@DevonESawa GOOP everywhere.
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2 years
@Tom_Martin_Art That was hardcore. The entire event of that movie was quite the thing!
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Casey Tebo
7 years
@niasalterego @Variety There’s some nice photos of the Tsnarevs enjoying Boston Common too. 😑
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@_FleerUltra The first time I saw TRANSFORMERS; it almost knocked me over. As much as the Dino's in Jurassic Park, or Daniel Day-Lewis in TWBB, or TOY STORY, or Pinhead, or.. or... Make fun of me all you want, it's all magic.
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Casey Tebo
4 years
@bheater Really Brian? You ever meet her? Because I did. The entire road crew I was working with did. She was standoffish, cold, and mean to everyone and so was her son Sean. On the same tour we met Gaga (Humble) Sting (Awesome) Alice Cooper (Amazing) Depp (Super Nice) she was terrible.
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2 years
@Dreslen1 @ben_rosen That’s called teamwork, Dreslen.
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@garywhitta Can you people please stop with this nonsense? As I’ve said. They’re clearly planning a trilogy: PLANE TRAIN AUTOMOBILE
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Casey Tebo
3 years
@rebeccamakkai I sat next to Jim Carrey at a small dinner, where he and I talked about hobbies including bronze sculpting for an hour. Later he pulled me aside and thanked me for not bringing up the movies once.
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Casey Tebo
3 years
10,000 characters in the DC universe and you're mad that one is Bi-sexual. ONE. Maybe...maybe go talk to someone about that. #Superman
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2 years
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2 years
@deadmeatjames Thanks man. I’m now cool to my kids because our little retail monster movie was on DEAD MEAT. thanks!!! ALSO - NICE APRON!!!
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@SamHarrisOrg @elonmusk Maybe because (amongst other things) he said my friend who nearly lost his leg in the Boston Marathon bombing was a - crisis actor?
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1 year
Since Jim Carrey is trending there was about a 4 month period ('16?) we hung out a handful of times .. after a long dinner we walked outside, he gave me a huge hug and said "Casey, thank you so much man, you're the first person I ever ate with who didn't ask about my movies"
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2 years
@BigdogCannon Can’t remember another movie that scared me so much but also had a girl farting and a weird clamshell mobile device. 😂
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1 year
This is fucking awesome, hilarious, and also terrifying.
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Jim Stewartson, Counterinsurgent 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙🎈
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I shot this documentary in Feb 2021 to explain how QAnon works, how it led to the insurrection, and why we cannot afford to ignore it. Deepest gratitude to the filmmakers and crew who donated their talent and time to getting this made. Please watch and share if you like it.
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1 year
@GNCordova @SandyFrizzle Unfortunately we live in a world where people pull guns out on a daily basis and UFC bro panicked and went too far.
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Casey Tebo
4 years
Please don’t confuse our movie “BLACK FRIDAY!” With the starkid musical Black Friday. There’s is a really fun little musical with heart, ours is gross, crass, and has lots of blood and disgusting human consumers / monsters. More like THEY LIVE / commentary!
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10 years
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1 year
I hadn't seen MAN OF STEEL since it came out, and I have to say, it's pretty great. Snyders sci-fi instincts in the Kryptonian designs and costuming, fight scenes, tone, makes me excited for #RebelMoon
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@TheAcademy The baby in BLONDE
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5 years
@TheoVon Kourtney Jong Klohe Jong Kylie Jong Kendall Jong Rob
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Casey Tebo
9 years
After a looooong 1.5 years that's a lock on @ThemovieHB I'm excited to share it with movie fans!!!!!! I promise fun! http://t.co/KTt62IamtE
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Casey Tebo
4 years
Thank you @DevonESawa for getting back in wardrobe last nite to do some pickup shots. Generous, and selfless to say the least. What an actor and stand up human!
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3 years
The internet has been arguing for 20 years over Batman casting, Superman, and who’s the best Spider-Man. Meanwhile, @JamesGunn AND @Dastmalchian are so good together, POLKA DOT MAN steals the movie. POLKA. DOT. MAN. And NOBODY can argue with that.
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@RICHARDLNEWBY Truly odd considering Breaking Bad didn’t take off until season 3-4 when it was airing on Netflix and then people went BACK to AMC for season 5.
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3 years
@CassandraRules That’s what Kaczynski said.
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Casey Tebo
7 years
@Chica1988 @ardavey @BBCNewsnight Then I missunderstood him, my mistake. We're all angry and confused.
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Casey Tebo
10 months
I’m 20 minutes into #TrueDetective and all I can think of is how Jodie Foster needs to be in way more stuff.
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Casey Tebo
2 years
I read so many scripts. SO MANY Scripts - and SO MANY are so fucking fun and great and original, and I just wanna say to all of you KEEP WRITING. Don't give up!! #ScreenwritingTwitter #screenwriting
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1 year
When are people going to admit that In-N-Out (A tourist trap) is basically McDonalds with Lettuce and Tomato? It's lower tier fast food let's be honest... and that 5 GUYS is the supreme king of the hamburger?
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Casey Tebo
2 years
@willisalsoyoung So here’s a story. I was watching it one night. By myself. My kids and their mom were away. I was about 45 min in, and - MY POWER WENT OUT. 😳
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5 years
@MatthewACherry @Variety Infuriates me when they do this.
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8 years
@tedgeoghegan @lisa_fletch "Maybe if he was a dick it's okay" that's the angle.
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3 years
@ThatKevinSmith Things Can Only Get Better by Howard Jones.
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3 years
@themikalaleeann @basementdwell3r Disagree. Bell peppers can certainly ruin a pizza
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2 years
@KekePalmer As if you all didn’t need more proof that cats are terrible animals. My dog protected all 3 of my babies like they were his own.
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2 years
@politicalmath @Neoavatara Yeah We should def listen to Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) - a Congresswoman who took PAYOUTS FROM SOUTHERN WINE & SPIRITS an ALCOHOL COMPANY to keep Marijuana illegal in Florida. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
People shocked to learn the Titanic crashed 900 miles outside of Cape Cod should also know the iceberg had a thick Boston accent and said to the ship - "The fuck you doin he-ah?"
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8 years
@HilaryDuff if you ever need backup, I got you.
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5 months
This fucking judge will angrily rush the defense but then allow the Commonwealth to ask State Troopers the age of their kids?!?!? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH PROOF OF A FUCKING MURDER?!?!??? #karenRead
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Casey Tebo
7 years
Scott Pilgrim movie . Underrated.
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Casey Tebo
2 years
Hey @MNightShyamalan - - I tweeted something about a frame of a movie that scared you more than anything. Right now we're at about - 2M impressions, and 100k comments... and I gotta tell you, among the leaders is this. By a long shot. . @MNightShyamalan
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3 years
Say whatever the fuck you want about Joe Rogan. If you want to hear how easy your life is - and how horrible people in N Korea have it - listen to this. #yeonmipark I’m shocked. Sick. Sad. Thankful.
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@eventualforever Tobolowski Peter Greene William Fichnter Sam McMurray Ted Levine Bill Camp
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