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@caseymicheller

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99% angel but oh that 1% ๐Ÿ™ƒ No DM ever, ever, ever

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Michelle
7 months
As long as Iโ€™m being flagged ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Michelle
1 year
Last bikini appearance for the year ๐Ÿ˜” Nothing to see tho, just me & my Strawberry Daiquiri Koolaid ๐Ÿคซ
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Michelle
6 months
New sunglasses ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Michelle
2 months
Sundays are for sunning
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Michelle
5 months
I guess I should've known By the way you parked your car sideways That it wouldn't last
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Michelle
3 months
Beautiful day in the hood
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Michelle
4 months
Hot like a mother clucker Not complaining, just sayโ€™n
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Michelle
1 year
Bookmark this, bitch ๐Ÿคญ
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Michelle
1 year
โ˜€๏ธ
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Michelle
10 months
That 1% might be kicking in ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Michelle
4 years
You can pee anyway, anywhere #WhyItsGoodToBeAManIn5Words
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Michelle
10 months
1%, incoming #HappyFriday
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Michelle
10 months
This year is going to gtfo, if itโ€™s the last thing I do ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Michelle
1 year
La la la la la, haa haa ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Michelle
1 year
10:15 am on a vaca day Now what ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ
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Michelle
1 year
Me: I havenโ€™t finished my errands Also me: Fuck it ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Michelle
6 years
If I like your tweet or your bio, I be following ๐Ÿ˜˜
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Michelle
1 year
Greener grass, fuuu๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ck
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Michelle
10 months
End of Monday face Just a tad traumatized Havenโ€™t eaten yet tho
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Michelle
10 months
Iโ€™m too tall for full length photos Cheeze tho And whereโ€™s the food? Iโ€™m hungry ๐Ÿ˜‹
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Michelle
1 year
Little bit hungover Iโ€™ll live tho
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Michelle
1 year
Oh hey, Happy Saturday. Playing the same game I always do where Iโ€™m gonna get my stuff done ASAP & have more day to enjoy. Maybe today will be the day I actually succeed ๐Ÿ˜›
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Michelle
1 year
Is this day ducking over yet
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Michelle
10 months
Friday night in ๐Ÿฐ
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Michelle
1 year
My face, keeping Monday in its place. Have a few paint chips on me from scraping. Iโ€™m otherwise perfect ๐Ÿ˜† Happy Sunday every1
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Michelle
3 months
Coors to the rescue Friday nights are de best
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Michelle
1 year
I showed up, what more do they want? Ready ta go home ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Michelle
1 year
Itโ€™s a bella notte ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Michelle
10 months
1 hr left ๐Ÿซจ
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Michelle
1 year
Am I doing this football spectating right?
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Michelle
10 months
Ngl, that wasnโ€™t the best time I ever had
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Michelle
1 year
My face contemplating an impromptu resignation & never working again โ˜บ๏ธ
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Michelle
1 year
Iโ€™ll get moving, just not yet #lazysunday
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Michelle
11 months
My face when Monday is ovahhh ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Michelle
6 months
Beeer-thirty I got me some sun kissed cheeks & a tall boy Yee haw ๐Ÿค 
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Michelle
6 months
Itโ€™s over for you bitches when I put the red bikini on ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Michelle
10 months
Cheers ๐Ÿฅ‚
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Michelle
1 year
I need tacos
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Michelle
11 months
Am I allowed to make eye contact when enjoying a sucker? is it just a no for bananas?
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Michelle
1 year
Itโ€™s too morning for this shit ๐Ÿ˜‘
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Michelle
8 months
I just had 1 $7 drink Now my face is hot, like the rest of me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช
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Michelle
5 months
My face when Iโ€™m almost tf out of here ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Michelle
7 months
FU, work week, Iโ€™m almost done chewing you up & spitting you out ๐Ÿ˜
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Michelle
1 year
Iโ€™m a kajillion percent over this week. Good sleeps yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Michelle
11 months
Can we still do me, no head? I wasnโ€™t ready then My vanity top is a cluster Que seraโ€ฆ.
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Michelle
4 months
๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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Michelle
1 year
Wish you were here & they werenโ€™t playing country music ๐Ÿ™‰
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Michelle
10 months
I am not cooking next year I am going to ass sit & enjoy the simplicity of a hot dog
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Michelle
1 year
How I ever get moving without a slap to the ass is unknown
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Michelle
10 months
Current progress getting to the gym before it closes โณ
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Michelle
1 year
Just back from the gym & I need a moment of not doing before doing again
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Michelle
1 year
Is it beer thirty yet
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7 months
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Michelle
9 months
My face when I hear the plow come down the street after I just shoveled out my steps ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Michelle
5 years
@DoYouEvenLIf Pornstar Payoff
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Michelle
1 year
Unmotivated ๐Ÿซก
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Michelle
11 months
When your mom isnโ€™t doing good, wonโ€™t take your advice & you are the only one to manage all that Send positive vibes pls
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11 months
The first snow is always kinda cute Itโ€™s just when it keeps happening that the disappointment starts setting in Happy Sunday โ›„๏ธโ„๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ
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2 months
My face when I know Iโ€™ve been fw ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜‰
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Michelle
10 months
Oh, between the Christmas music & new hire who was in line for the double extra dose of being annoying, I am barely hanging on ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Michelle
1 year
My face when I have nothing left to complain about Fuck yes to Friday nights ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Michelle
4 months
Trying to decide whether oneโ€™s enough or keep going Itโ€™s a poll โ€ฆโ€ฆ..
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Michelle
11 months
Yeah, yeah, yeah ๐Ÿ’
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Michelle
1 year
Leaving the cucumber at home ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Michelle
11 months
Queen of attractive Monday faces ๐Ÿ˜†
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Michelle
1 year
Nice night for a walk & music & ๐Ÿบ
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Michelle
1 year
Una pequeรฑa siesta
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Michelle
11 months
Because, what else is there to do in the Drs office Also, Iโ€™m not sick, you are ๐Ÿ˜
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Michelle
4 months
That was fun, even if it didnโ€™t last long ๐Ÿ˜†
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Michelle
1 year
Some days it be like that ๐Ÿ˜’
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Michelle
1 year
Fuck you, Monday ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Michelle
8 months
No dranks last night, still fugly ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Happy โ˜€๏ธday
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Michelle
1 year
Is this thing on? ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Michelle
3 months
How do you like me now? ๐Ÿ˜†
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Michelle
1 year
Itโ€™s a windy mofo today Thatโ€™s ok Weโ€™s almost done here ๐Ÿฅณ
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Michelle
7 months
Nails & toes done I think the color is fuck you blue Wouldnโ€™t swear to it tho ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Michelle
1 year
Had the rainy day vibe going then it decides to be sunny Now wutโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿฅด
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Michelle
3 months
Iโ€™m ๐Ÿซ  Monday ๐Ÿฅต
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Michelle
10 months
I make rlly good eggs I add a secret ingredient Iโ€™m taking to the grave ๐Ÿค
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Michelle
11 months
Are we having fun yet? Just say yes ๐Ÿ™„
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Michelle
5 years
Damn you smell good #ImpressMeWith4Words
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Michelle
11 months
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell cock ๐Ÿคฃ Never said there wasnโ€™t something wrong with me ๐Ÿ˜
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Michelle
4 months
I no sooner got here & they issued a weather alert ๐Ÿ˜’
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Michelle
10 months
Blindfold me and feed me your need
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Michelle
6 years
@AngelaBelcamino A hologram band, due to no live takers
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Michelle
9 months
3 pm & not close enough to quit time face
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Michelle
9 months
Itโ€™s b&w Wednesday Because I say so
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Michelle
1 year
Appreciate the warm sun on your face & the wind blowing your hair The best things in life are free
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Michelle
6 months
Here I am Rock you like a hurricane ๐ŸŒ€
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Michelle
8 months
Early birds get pretty pink nails & their gym time in before 10am Itโ€™ll probably never ever happen again in my lifetime
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Michelle
6 months
My face when I wonder how well the corporate gurus are living thanks to all my grunt work ๐Ÿ˜’
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Michelle
2 months
Letโ€™s do this I guess ๐Ÿ’‹
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Michelle
11 months
Good morning Not at work yet but already want to go home
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Michelle
4 years
#IAmGettingSoTiredOf cooking meal after meal after meal, bruh ๐Ÿ˜‘
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Michelle
10 months
Sometimes you just need a burger
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