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rock and roll reviews, writing, analysis, history & criticism from writer Caryn Rose

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None of these evil people have any idea how hard it is to get food stamps. They just know how much they cheat & break the rules so they assume everyone else does that too

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4 years

Oh gosh what would one do if Bruce Springsteen suddenly turned political

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4 years

The Tom Petty Estate will not tolerate bullshit.

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5 years

@jessicaliebman so do you send emails to every applicant who interviews to let them know that they're not moving forward? I'm not even asking you to reject every application you receive, just anyone who you talk to. curious.

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1 year

Lizzo is really the ideal of being rich & using your powers for good. Yes I will do a Netflix special. Yes I will sing Rammstein in Germany. Yes I will play a crystal flute & twerk while I do it. Yes I will bring every drag artist in Tennessee onstage with me in Nashville.

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5 years

COULD SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, EVER READ THE FUCKING LYRICS (including this tweeter)

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5 years

So @JoeBiden is choosing “Born in the USA” as his song. What a great message to immigrants in this country.

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6 years

@chrissyteigen Chrissy you gotta listen to My Favorite Murder. Really. Truly.

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4 years

@MillerStream

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8 years

@KissedByaRose3 @cassiethetaco if your feminism has no intersectionality it is garbage. If WOC tell you something, try listening

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Caryn Rose

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2 years

just came here to point out that everything you are all saying about Ticketmaster, Pearl Jam said in 1995. everything.

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4 years

Souls to the polls. All souls.

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4 years

okay points were made!!

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5 years

@Meadbymead @dana_darko Please please can I be there when they hand deliver their resume because it will show initiative

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1 year

@egraceridd @ArtReyesIII Sending love from Detroit. You don’t know me but I am sitting here furious on your behalf, as a Michigander, an aunt to two students in school, and a human being on planet earth who knows this is not any way to live.

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2 years

@AbbyLeeHood My high school theater teacher tried it with every ingenue & I didn’t find out until a reunion when he was gonna get an award. Then the listserv exploded. I’m so sorry. I hate that these men are protected like you should’ve been.

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2 years

the trend of no bag policies at venues is both sexist and ableist & has nothing to do with actual security

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

@whignewtons we mock them but would still want them to have a job, food, a house, education, and health care. that's the difference

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8 years

in further terrible news, what does kathleen brennan have to do before the Washington Post will use her actual name

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2 years

@wendywyant @HannahM_Writes I’m so glad that he’s your ex and that you’re still with us after your surgery.

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4 years

On today's DJ session on Sirius, Springsteen opened with his own "41 Shots" & at the end of the song said, "That song is 8 minutes long. that’s how long it took George Floyd to die." Next song: "Murder, Incorporated." the man did not come to play.

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

also before dudes start jumping into my mentions to explain bruce springsteen to me I am the person who wrote this list. so perhaps reconsider

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Caryn Rose

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2 years

I saw a woman being hassled getting off the G train & I ran up & said, “hi! How’s your mom? How’s she doing?” & she blinked once, slipped her arm through mine & we walked out of the station together while the dude yelled things as we left.

RetroCrone

@RetroCrone

2 years

To all teen girls: if you are ever being followed or hit ion by a strange man when you are in public, walk toward an older woman you see and say loudly, “Mom! A strange guy is hassling me. He won’t leave me alone.” Every one of us has been there. We will be there for you.

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Caryn Rose

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5 years

@StuPolitics you better have a soundcloud link to drop because there's no other excuse for a grown ass adult man to still have this kind of warped perspective

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4 years

@bariweiss I really admire your dedication to the grift. sometimes when i look at people like you i wish i could be more disingenuous bc clearly this type of performative white outrage makes bank okay i never wish that. but the money would be nice

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Caryn Rose

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6 years

THANKSGIVING SOUP KITCHEN PSA: don’t think you are “helping” by volunteering for thanksgiving. One year my entire volunteer shift at a soup kitchen was writing responses to the 100s of ppl who wanted to volunteer for 1 DAY but wouldn’t sign up for anything the rest of the year

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

@resisterhood He is the epitome of selfish. Remember when he closed all the beaches except for him and his family

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4 years

@TwitterComms You mean “just old white dudes” bc I’ve been here since 2007 & you’ve never enforced that when it was women being threatened

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2 years

More than anything I await the era where men stop thinking that every person on planet earth is here to act in a manner that is pleasing to them

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2 years

Please know, if you’re someone who brings a book to the bar… nobody likes you

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4 years

Senator @ewarren made me sit up straighter, think about if I could approach something in a better way, and modeled goddamn excellence in a way that made me rethink my expectations of myself. There are many other reasons, but for that alone, #ThankYouElizabeth

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3 months

@baddestmamajama worrying about your children getting shot

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1 year

Or they would far rather have 10000 people who need help not get it for the one person who slides through.

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Caryn Rose

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2 years

@rgay @GuardianJessica i want to locate this man and follow him around with a kazoo quartet that will play every time he opens his mouth to speak.

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5 years

@ZamnDoraa_

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1 year

@indyfromspace A good friend, who is a female sportswriter, got this for me after the 90 millionth time a man tried to explain something to me I’d just written about. It’s @effingbirds . I salute you, sister

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Caryn Rose

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2 years

Before any other dudes feel the need to tell me how great Tommy stinson is I took the photograph on the cover of this record

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5 years

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

Don’t forget: Donald Trump killed John Prine

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Caryn Rose

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3 years

Phil Spector would not have been shit without Ronnie (and all the other women). Remember that.

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Caryn Rose

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2 years

I’m eating lunch, so a short thread of Bruce Springsteen kissing Clarence Clemons for no reason except that I’m annoyed by people acting like this has never happened before & I’m unaware of any visual documentation of Peter Buck & Michael Stipe doing so

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

As someone who 1) was there 2) covered this tour for Backstreets I can say with complete confidence that THIS DID NOT HAPPEN. He was not booed in Philly or Cleveland or Detroit or

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Caryn Rose

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7 years

@hels I got rid of the shitty mismatched towels that I had with my ex of over a decade and replaced with quality color coordinated towels of a color scheme of MY CHOOSING

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Caryn Rose

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8 years

I saw a version of this in NYC too

deray

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this is a gem.

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4 years

@mrose1965 Next you’ll be complaining they have computers and smartphones

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Caryn Rose

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5 years

time to re-up my favorite wombat photo, featuring Bruce Springsteen and a wombat

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@AlisonF_NOLA

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Caryn Rose

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2 years

At what point does it stop being hummus? Because i would argue that it is 50 miles down the road with this nonsense

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

@LCortesRomero they must be tremendous people to have raised such an amazing person. in yiddish, the word "naches" means "warmth at the achievement of your children" and boy did you give your parents all the naches.

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2 years

@LarsJohanL @__fc We can’t credit the photographer for some reason?

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1 year

New Yorkers are taught that if there is something going on in a subway car that is sketchy or frightening or, hell, SMELLY, you just step off the train at the next stop! (Unless it’s like 2am in the middle of nowhere) that is what you do!

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4 years

@ladyfromdalou there's a yiddish word - "naches" - which means "the warm feelings parents get from the achievements of their children." we used to joke with our parents & ask them if a report card gave them "nachos". all the naches to your mom & best wishes for yr continued success <3

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Caryn Rose

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8 years

save your money. use your vacation days. go see the artists you love. don't wait. don't put it off. go now.

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3 years

go to . no links. site title in code is Charlie Watts. much respect.

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3 years

@sorryo18 @smickable Oh I can. No dude ever does it once

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5 years

@RepMoBrooks I hold dual citizenship with the US and Israel. I am also Jewish. You are wrong, the Israeli government is wrong, and what you are doing is unAmerican. You signed up to govern *all* Americans, not just the white ones.

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1 year

@MonicaHesse @Elana_Brooklyn or living out of their car, or a van. why don't you want my 10-person china set!!!111

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

The rest of the article is as bad as you might imagine including a comment from a white dude about how he doesn’t like it that he has to know anything about Bruce’s politics or Neil Young’s & he would love it if Neil would stop it WHO APPROVED THIS ARTICLE. WHO EDITIRD IT

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Caryn Rose

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3 years

Rep. Porter in her breakfast nook is every woman who has run out of fucks

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3 years

@kylegriffin1 Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) tells Postmaster General Louis DeJoy that she’s concerned his “new strategic plan ... may neither be strategic nor a plan.”

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4 years

The Go-Gos documentary is the best rock doc I have seen in years. It was about the actual band & told the story & centered the actual work of being in a band, didn’t hide the warts. Mostly rn I’m just furious how they got written out of music history 1/4

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

@DarrenLeeKirby @AnaMardoll What part of “if I get this, I will die” is hard for you to understand, you freakin ding dong? Your family made bad choices. I hope no one dies as a result.

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Caryn Rose

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7 years

Now transit is subtweeting #RESISTANCE

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You can take BART to all kinds of weekend events - also, direct service to SFO is running great right now.

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5 years

Joni Mitchell dunking on Don Henley in the most elegant and Joni way possible

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5 years

Here is a hairless cat in a space backpack in the middle of Penn Station, YOURE WELCOME

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5 years

if billie eilish was a dude no one would care that she didn't know who van halen was, but she's young and a woman and successful and wears baggy clothes and defies conventional beauty standards. its like punk rock never happened you idiots

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5 years

@FiveThirtyEight When are men going to stop treating abortion as something theoretical to debate as optional. Can you just stop playing devil’s advocate for the sake of some Socratic ideal you have in your head that makes you into some “deep thinker”. You’re still boring and shallow

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5 years

@antherpensee @nikkiLynette Right?? My therapist told me it was normal and that it would come back. She was mostly right. But it’s terrifying when you are in it and thinking you’re vaporizing

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6 years

SOME PROFESSIONAL NEWS. I am very excited to announce that I will be writing a book about PATTI SMITH for the new MUSIC MATTERS series at @UTexasPress ! working again w/the awesome @EvelynMcDonnell & thrilled to be on this roster with many other awesome writers/titles. 1/2

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4 years

i didn't expect to feel my entire body exhale upon hearing this, and yet.

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1 year

When I worked in the building the old Astor Place Kmart was in I accidentally walked by the layaway department one year in December when this dude was there paying off people’s accounts. He apparently did this on the regular right before the holidays 1/

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4 years

@goldengateblond My stock response

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Caryn Rose

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3 years

“I’m not fuckin playing Panama for you guys” is going to become one of my catchphrases

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Y’all are never gonna fuckin stop are ya

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PROOFREADING

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1 year

Rock star Bono, the 26-year-old who disarmed a gunman in last month’s Monterey Park, California, shooting, and the family of Tyre Nichols will be among the featured guests sitting alongside first lady Jill Biden at Tuesday’s State of the Union address.

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1 year

Anyway that’s what I would do if I had dumb money like Elmo. Which is why I know these guys just aren’t really that smart. 4/4

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6 years

@claseur @blueapron @chrissyteigen you literally have never seen a photo of 1) chrissy or 2) the food she & john are always making, this is a bad way to promote your book cathy

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7 years

@theskooks @sophienotemily @kateality @astrokatey

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2 years

Last night at Roxy Music a friend reported that a dude on the floor was dancing & having a grand time until a very slow song & then he yelled “THIS IS WHY BRIAN ENO LEFT” which is both hilarious and not incorrect

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1 year

That woman slept in her fucking CAR and she’s never forgotten that

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7 years

@SuperMsPc @goldengateblond @joeboyotico

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6 years

i would support any store who threw people out for doing this.

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We had a lot of "showrooming" today: people taking pictures of books and buying them from #Amazon in the store and even bragging about it. This is not ok, people. Find it here. Buy it here. Keep us here. That is all.

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5 years

at some point, people stopped understanding what purpose criticism serves, and instead, writers are no longer evaluated on their knowledge; instead, you're evaluated on your fandom, which is a purity test that most thinking humans can never pass. 1/3

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3 years

HAPPY NO NUKES DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE #springsteen

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@kateality @EvanSchultheis @astrokatey @nytimes

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3 years

@fabiansociety @caseyjohnston Please interview them in detail about this project

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Caryn Rose

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6 years

@seasidechic @beyerstein @Ocasio2018 Pointing out that the status quo in our government is still, in the year of our lady 2018, assuming that a young Latinx woman is a spouse or an intern, is valuable and important. it is not being a victim or being petty. sit down, let the woman govern.

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Caryn Rose

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6 years

also WOMEN ARE NOT DECORATIVE. WE ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE YOUR ENVIRONMENT MORE PLEASANT. STOP CRITICIZING HAIR / VOICE / CLOTHES / SHOES / WALK / HOW WE FUCKING BREATHE

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5 years

@Andrew_Dad @lemonsand ok boomer

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Caryn Rose

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4 years

Also, I’m moving because... I bought a house

Caryn Rose

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4 years

I am moving today so thoughts and prayers please. It’s just across town but it’s still moving and it sucks ass

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Caryn Rose

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3 years

Wow. Yes. This quote:

Hilary Saunders

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PHEW this is required reading. ty @caitlinpacific , @TheAtlantic

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4 years

Like he could have done five minutes of research to verify his sixteen year old recollection but no

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3 years

@caytlyn_brooke We are in a global pandemic & everyone has a lot going on and their reaction to your book is 53729265 on that list. You gotta drop this

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7 years

@DeftAirshot @KissedByaRose3 @cassiethetaco it's about honoring someone else's experience. as a WW i can't tell them what their life is

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Caryn Rose

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6 years

IN HONOR OF WORLD WOMBAT DAY... here is Bruce Springsteen snuggling a wombat.

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Caryn Rose

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3 years

@WhiteHouse These are medical tests not rebates for a printer. Come on

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Caryn Rose

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1 year

I am gutted, it feels like I've been kicked in the chest. I have so many things to say about Tom Verlaine & you don't need me to tell you to go listen to Television but this song on his 1981 solo album should have been a bigger hit than it was. whole record is worth your time

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Caryn Rose

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5 years

Hey friends, if you had a minute to send my dad some good thoughts, we are back in the hospital today & he could use your prayers and positive energy.

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4 years

RIP Mrs Thomas ✊🏻

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7 years

@palb1234 You are literally not smart enough to comprehend the magnitude of the issue. Your blind allegiance will get us all killed.

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3 years

Mary’s dress waves. This is why.

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Caryn Rose

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3 years

this NPR article from an expert in crowd behavior & how you can protect yourself in a large crowd is required reading. as someone who has spent a lot of fucking time in large event crowds, this all rings true to me, esp the advice about crowd density:

8 tips to follow if you're trapped in a crushing crowd

An expert on crowd dynamics shares his advice on how to survive a crush of people. Two tips: Don't put a backpack on the ground — and protect your ribs so you can breathe.

www.npr.org

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1 year

Really, Ticketmaster