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@carlyjayne1
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1 year
@johnochase @Davektbffhmoore @KieranMaguire @AdamCrafton_ @GMCG9899 No, but we aren’t signing players & giving them £300k a week contracts anymore. Most of our new signings around £100k x
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@carlyjayne1
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@BladeoftheS Yeah, that’s an apology I won’t accept. She meant those words & can’t take them back. It’s not a case of a slip of the tongue or misunderstanding, she was VERY clear.
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@carlyjayne1
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1 year
@johnochase @Davektbffhmoore @KieranMaguire @AdamCrafton_ @GMCG9899 Those teenagers from Brazil are probably on 20k if that lol
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@carlyjayne1
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2 months
@BladeoftheS Scary isn’t it??? I’m so naive. I honestly thought it was a small minority of inbreds that felt like this…. I’m rapidly starting to realise otherwise & it makes me so sad :(
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@carlyjayne1
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2 months
@Santoss_CFC @TheChelseaForum There are plenty of celebrities that support Chelsea that I’ve actually heard of & you haven’t listed. 90% of your list I have no idea who they are!! lol
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1 month
@SkyNews Wasted a day of my life. Ticketmaster is not fit for purpose !
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2 months
@brightonsnapper My beautiful home, full of beautiful people. Of different colours & creeds. Brighton I ♥️ you.
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2 months
@TheAthleticFC @AdamCrafton_ So they can come straight back up & win the league continuously again? That would be pretty pointless in my book. They need something that requires them to rebuild the right way. Maybe L1 or 2 but it depends on how many charges / what they’re guilty of. Has to be proportionate
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@matissearmani @nonziclan & there’s literally been zero progression. In fact, if anything he’s getting worse?!!
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@carlyjayne1
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4 months
@renefaurskov @cagiago_ Well you weren’t an actual fan then.
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3 months
@Telegraph Thank god!!!
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2 months
@3PG111 @sussex_police Oh well, let’s just let people trash our town then. Idiot.
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3 months
@PursueOptimism @ArchRose90 Bollox. I’m a republican. Doesn’t make me immoral or unethical you clown.
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@JohnJKline99 @holte Indigenous Britons? Lmao. What weird terminology. It’s like you’re comparing yourself to aborigines or native Americans! You’re probably a mongrel of all kinds of European. You do know we’ve been invaded and colonised lots of times right???
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@JacobsBen @talkSPORT I think Chelsea already know that a transfer ban is on the cards, hence all the upfront spending x
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@markinneswilli @I_amMukhtar Think you should ask his daughter whether he’s a good dad or not…..
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@ThanosDione_ @shuuuuuuuuush_ @DynamicFlashy @SAFC_Luke_2703 Natives? Lol are we playing cowboys & Indians or have I missed something??? Ffs.
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@BlessBoniface @DeadlineDayLive @TEAMtalk Just have to take the L on this one I’m afraid
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3 months
@BladeoftheS I would actually feel ashamed of myself if I had that much wealth … what’s the point. You can only own so much stuff before it becomes grotesque & meaningless I would give 99% of it away x
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6 months
@Nithinkottaram I like Younes, but he’s deffo turning a bit too militant lol
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3 months
@TomParkRP Turning into a pop festival. Sorry, but Noel Gallagher was right. X
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2 months
@Maxine2xs @sazjhowell @SenseCommon1000 @JeremyVineOn5 These people don’t even know what woke means! My dad throws it around like it’s “and” or “the” & it pisses me right off lol
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@GBNewsSpin It’s his kids I feel sorry for. Imagining growing up in a world so full of anger & hate.
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4 months
@FulhamTransfer @FabrizioRomano We r a mid table team lol
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2 months
@BladeoftheS I just had my first death threat on Twitter from a Reform voter… nice ! Says it all really.
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4 months
@CFCDaily @SamJDean More ref protection? It’s getting beyond ridiculous now
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4 months
@markgoldbridge Utter drivel.
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2 months
@pillowcoolside7 @ChoicesTough @BladeoftheS Free speech is not the same as free speech without consequence. You’re not that stupid are you ????
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3 months
@RadioX What’s woke about waving a flag? Fuck me, woke means everything these days!! lol
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@carlyjayne1
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9 years
I said Tom Hiddleston should be the next Bond over a year ago...now look!!! I'm def in the wrong job haha @twhiddleston
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2 months
@CarefreeLewisG The next generation of oxygen depleters. Joy,
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1 month
@SkyNewsBreak I’m so pissed about this. Missed out on the ballot for these scammers?!!! 😡😡😡
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8 months
@CFC_Alice 100%… should never have sacked him in the first place! X
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@martynziegler Haven’t they already had bigger allowances than anybody else???
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@MailOnline She literally makes me want to vomit
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2 months
@TheeOnlyBacon @hewantswealth Really? How many English people in Benidorm speak Spanish? Lol
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4 months
@elIisburner Behave. If I have to choose between those 2 it’s a no brainer. The success on the pitch overrides concerns over any single players possible potential
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@khaismith26 I don’t know why they didn’t just select people at random & send out codes straight away rather than getting peoples hopes up to dash them… AGAIN. Would rather have just not got selected to enter the ballot in the first place! But there’s still time if the 9pm thing is true.
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@streete_AW @terryflewers He is a hater. God knows how he gets through life so angry all the time lol
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2 months
@bhcitynews Good! Be there at the station waiting please 🙏
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2 months
@tugrulkarakaya @jdpoc I agree. However, I will never personally know whether he is actually contrite or not. So, I will have to leave that to the people who are going to punish him to consider that. We can still condemn what has been said.
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2 months
@greggislocallfc & this is what the far right are doing to our country. They’re the disgrace here! Unbelievable.
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2 months
@BladeoftheS It’s actually sick isn’t it?!
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5 months
@MrGeorgeBenson He stinks man. It’s like having 10 men on the pitch!
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2 months
@JeremyVineOn5 I don’t get offended as such but I do have preconceived ideas about the sort of guy that would do it. It’s a bit common x
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1 month
@BladeoftheS Is Elon musk ever right???
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@96jarsofmustard @AnonymousUK2022 I don’t think this one counts tbh
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2 months
@CFCNewsReport Caicedo & lavia. Not a massive Enzo fan
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@ytalksfootball HOPIUM lol 😂
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@carlyjayne1
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@LindseyBampton @Dave45576581791 @oasis That’s exactly the intention. It was very clear that it was a “limited, invite only” ballot. Otherwise there would be another 14 million people trying to get tickets & it would be as bad as last time
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2 months
@danwootton Absolute bullshit!! Are you making money from spouting this utter dross? If so it should be considered ill gotten gains by this point !!! You think your American friends are so much better? Fuck off there then. You’ll probably like their uncivilised, backward, fundamentalist crap
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2 months
@Kingbingo_ @SAshworthHayes I don’t know what the police do anymore. I was 9 months pregnant & had a bloke dealing drugs from my doorstep! When I called the police the lady on the end of the phone just laughed… she thought it was funny!!!! She sent me a poster saying “cctv in operation”!
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@carlyjayne1
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5 months
@mineralsfc @todd_boehly @ebehdad You go on about agenda merchants & yet you’re the biggest one there is lol not that I disagree with you but own it !
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3 months
@sterling7 & how are you feeling? Is it going well?
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5 months
@Denatureboii @SkySportsNews The ref was a disgrace! You’re talking waffle mate
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4 months
@woodsharp @DrHoenderkamp Same. My teeth were perfect until I had children. Now they’re awful. They have basically gone brittle & chip all the time :(
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@carlyjayne1
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@LeeBurnham18 @oasis I agree. They should have just sent the codes out randomly instead of having a ballot. Then they wouldn’t have raised people’s hopes just to dash them again!! x
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2 months
@FortesMentum @ROI_IRELAND Patriotic??? These ain’t patriots, they’re scum bags! Or they’re people who’ve been brainwashed by scum bags? 🤷‍♀️
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4 months
@paulafr68963440 Nonsense. Farage is a stain on humanity & I would rather listen to my own piss hitting the toilet bowl
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1 year
@murph2o22 @KieranMaguire @GMCG9899 It will when we get into Europe. If we get in for next season we effectively get an extra year of amortisation if that makes sense. This year won’t count as part of the 5 x
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3 months
@CFCPys I ♥️ Moises ! One of my favourite players. I felt a bit sorry for him in the beginning but it’s obvious to anyone with eyes & a brain that he could boss our midfield for 10 years with the right players & coaching! X
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@BlueCoProject @akajimalo @CFCPys The absolute dross they’ve brought in doesn’t give me any faith that they have any clue about what is good or not!!
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9 months
@mineralsfc While I adore the man & would bring standards, I can’t see how we would improve us in a footballing sense x
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3 months
@VinaigretteGirl @legalfeminist @Tesco I see universal toilets everywhere including in public parks so I doubt they’re illegal?
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1 month
Come on SB the bowlers did amazing. Now it’s time for the batsmen to step up!! Let’s get our hands on that big H trophy!!!! @BraveHundred @thehundred
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4 months
@Utd_Forever7 @ManUtd @premierleague @ChelseaFC You’re talking utter nonsense. We agreed a deal Olise last year!! It didn’t go through but don’t act like we’ve suddenly decided to copy united. Chatting shit bro. Factually.
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2 months
@LaceyJayx @Beno_ldn The reason why racism is charged to people who make those arguments is because the same energy isn’t shown when white people do the same things. There are plenty of white people involved in sex trafficking / child porn for example.
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9 months
@CFCPys @EduardoHagn People just don’t want to accept that we know what we are doing in a financial sense. Or that it’s not about amount of spending it’s about balancing books. All pretty basic stuff really! x
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@CFC_Osmaan @TheChelseaForum I used to go pretty much every week when I was younger. (90’s/2000’s) My dad took me. Now I live further away & can’t afford to go anymore. But the memories, ah the memories ♥️
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2 months
@itsghostagain @BladeoftheS Fucking moron. Go touch grass, or read a book. If you can.
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2 months
@StanCollymore I’m in Brighton & it’s a beautiful sight to behold… about 10 idiots hiding behind the police & everyone else making it clear, they’re not welcome :)
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4 months
@bhavss14 You always rant on opps on here like a big baby. Grow up and have a grown arse conversation. 8 year olds are more mature.
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2 months
@Rufio6789 @LoxyFlo What a fucking oxygen depleter you are. Overpopulating the planet with the likes of you? My god we’ve fucked up this whole humanity malarkey ! :)
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2 months
What a cluster fuck… being called racist by a racist for condemning the riots that the racist approves of! Make that make sense, my brain is now mush lol
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3 years
@RadioX @snowpatrol @PPLUK Well how very naff??! Countdown by votes instead next time please ! X
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@Swagberg @DeadlineDayLive @JacobsBen But he wants to play in front of 500 fans in the desert? Makes sense lol
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@TheSun I got booted out from the ticket page after waiting to get in for 5hrs!!! I was there ready to pay!! Absolutely furious.
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2 months
@TheBlueDodger I like him already lol
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1 month
@chelsea_podcast Bullshit. I went to SB every week in my youth but grew up, got a job, moved away, had kids & got priced out. You’re not a bigger or better fan than I am. It’s very insulting that attitude.
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@leegx82 This dude must smoke some nasty shit!!! lol
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@NaomiSky_15 @darrengrimes_ Have you been abducted by aliens or visited Atlantis by any chance???
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@Nigel_Farage Rather eat my own shit. Thanks though :)
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@ifthecap I love all cricket. My 9 year old never had any interest in sport but I took her last year & she loved it!! More about the day out really but she wants to go again so it’s a way in x
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@BladeoftheS I’m seriously considering leaving this platform. I can’t in all righteousness give this man my legitimacy by participating in this nonsense !
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@GlynisSonn17 If you weren’t a racist bigot, you would be highly offended being called one. Shown yourself up for what you are a bit lol
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@terryflewers We all know he hates Chelsea but it’s at a seriously abnormal level. Is he ok?? His meltdowns might require medical investigation!
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@DBW77 @piersmorgan That poor woman has probably gone her entire life having zero knowledge of this biological difference & she’s now being treated like evil incarnate. It’s shameful. Aside from whether she should compete or not it’s the venom towards her I have a big issue with.
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@Zoro_capalot @blox_status @Roblox Outrageous ? Really? Compensation? Get a grip man!
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@JeremyVineOn5 I think it’s because you become less optimistic and hopeful as you get older so you become more selfish. The optimism of youth gets destroyed by life lol if you can’t beat em join em mentality. It’s a shame really.
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2 months
@AlexSmith90014 @JohnJamesNI You’re talking about Islamic extremists. Can you differentiate??? It’s quite simple, if you ain’t stupid dear.
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5 months
@CJHCFC1994 @SkySports Agreed! That pissed me right off. Out of order
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2 months
@BladeoftheS I said this myself earlier. The far right will come out tomorrow & say 2 tier policing… blah blah blah. Why were they portrayed so positively by the media? Etc etc. it’s so obvious!
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2 months
Seeing Mason Mount in red still makes me feel physically sick lol @ChelseaFC
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@GG53UK @MartinDaubney It’s ok for the far right to riot but not ok for the left to protest peacefully? Utter hypocrisy.
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@ytalksfootball Bad. More mid. The usual. X
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@Arnie_Boyle @MahyarTousi They’re not “demonstrations” or “protests” though are they ???
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@TherealNihal wouldn’t have minded not getting one based on being beaten to them fair & square but queuing for 5hrs & then getting booted out of the site after selecting tickets and just about to pay for them feels rotten & a bit of an injustice if I’m honest. Ticketmaster is clearly useless!
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Wow!!! What was that?!!! What a game. Come on the Brave!!! 😀 @BraveHundred @thehundred
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