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Incessant ramblings, every day of the week. I'm not joining bluesky and I'm not donating to your gofundme

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Joined January 2021
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@captainpisslord
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2 months
The devil fears the $19 a month pt cruiser
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This crazy ass motherfucker is towing a goddamn combine now
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
5 months
Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
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@captainpisslord
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4 months
Shoutout this guy on Facebook who went 250,000 miles in his tundra before he thought to check the state of the (original) timing belt
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@captainpisslord
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Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
7 months
One of the worst influences on car culture is rich people, plain and simple
@PluginHyBrad
Bradley Brownell
7 months
One of the worst influences on car culture is six-figure YouTube builds that are actually bad to drive.
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
3 months
Worst fucking K2XX rot I've seen yet. This is at most, a 10 year old truck
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Local Moron
2 months
Other awesome things this dealer sells: $14 a month lumina $26 a month aveo 75 vw bus huracan peformante
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
4 months
Someone banned the poor guy off the overloaded group. Fortunately he's so popular on there he made his own group so you can continue looking at his shenanigans in awe
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
5 months
Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
1 year
Yeah I like to game
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
9 months
Happy valentines from the bmw
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
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"Where are you mentally?"
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6 months
"very clean for the year" the car in question:
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Local Moron
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The devil fears the half ton dodge ram owner
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This is so badass
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
2 years
@elaifresh @gregoryjmckenz1 euroids when someone experiences happiness (this is an unknown emotion to europeans)
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
4 months
F150 being sold as a "work/scrap truck" on marketplace
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
1 year
you could buy these two cars new at the same chevy dealership in the year 1990
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Zack Pradel
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What are two cars you CAN’T BELIVE are made by the same company?
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
5 months
Dodge ram owners are simply another breed of people
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5 months
I could keep posting this guy all fuckin night
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1 year
Dealership car photos are the best
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@captainpisslord
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2 years
We will never again return to this and it bums me out every time I think about it
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Local Moron
2 years
I just adore it
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Local Moron
8 months
Shoutout this truck in particular
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1 year
What the hell went wrong
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2 years
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
6 months
Happy to report it's 1997 in beamng again
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Local Moron
2 years
It's so over
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
2 months
TIL about the two-door Mazda Navajo. I'm usually pretty good with the unknown rebadges of stuff but I didn't know they made explorer rebadges
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Local Moron
2 months
Found this incredibly bonked '88 s15 with 773,825 on the odometer today
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2 years
Driving a small, efficient, older car and limiting your pollution output vs driving a brand new 2 and a half ton electric mammoth that uses lithium mining for its production
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Local Moron
3 months
Here's a contender for second most rusty k2xx. Not nearly as bad as the first one but when your 10 year old truck bears a striking resemblence to my 1986 s10 something has gone horribly wrong
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Local Moron
2 years
There's just something about 90s car and driver pictures
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Local Moron
2 years
There is no color in this entire picture
@dougs_cars
Doug’s Cars 🚙🐊
2 years
Fiata Abarth.
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11 months
@TownsUsa I am personally a fan of the Hoopeston, IL Cornjerkers
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Local Moron
1 year
acura legend 5 speed $1200
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Local Moron
1 year
96 aerostar $3200
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@TakuroSpirit Please tell me again how great these huge pieces of electric crap are though
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1 year
@jcorriv35 Chevy Beretta
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
2 years
the wonders of facebook marketplace.. 43k miles $6k
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4 months
This is a 2005 btw. Not even a 20 year old truck
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Local Moron
2 years
These rims show up in my nightmares
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Local Moron
1 year
the Saturn .
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Local Moron
1 year
First show of the year.. good start
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2 years
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2 years
Fast facts: You can buy 1980-82 pontiac phoenix hubcaps from walmart
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Local Moron
1 year
I wonder whatever happened to the chump who bought this fucking thing for 12 grand.
@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
2 years
Sold: 5k-Mile 2003 Hyundai Elantra GT Hatchback 5-Speed for $12,500.
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2 years
@blahaj_owner you know a tweet's gonna be good when it begins with "so i was looking at the ford commercial vehicles website"
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1 year
I need it so bad
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1 year
@Howlingmutant0 Using "i'm def funnier than this person" as a genuine attempt at an argument is a pretty definite sign that they are not, in fact, funnier than that person
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
1 year
78 olds delta 88 $7000
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Local Moron
2 years
3k miles 86 horizon $7k
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1 year
When your mercury sable looks like it's been sitting in a field since 1948
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1 year
Always makes me laugh when the junkyard cars have mint interiors but have clearly been through hell and back
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1 year
@KensethFan17_20 Going to the Dodge dealer across the street and picking up a used SRT-4 neon.
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1 year
For those asking what the game is called
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2 years
one owner 97 tracer 46k miles $3450
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1 year
Welcome back to another car show pic spam thread
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1 month
The world if my garage was like 5 feet longer and wider
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Local Moron
2 years
33k mile original red on red topaz $4k
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1 year
CALLING ALL MOPAR MANIACS
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1 year
Got a mysterious birthday package when I got home from a friend. Opened the box to find this
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1 year
90 olds delta 88 $5800
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1 year
Blatantly walked around this place and took pics of these right in front of a group of guys putting guns in their truck and I can confidently say it was worth it
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Local Moron
7 months
Shoutout this oldsmobile in particular
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@3five9 Lol I think people forget minimum wage was $4.75 in 1996 when they make these kinds of posts
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Local Moron
1 year
Grand Marquis with a 5-spd floor shifter
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Local Moron
2 years
oh yeah.. do the trunk shaker
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1 year
PERFORMANCE KIA Showroom
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87 horizon $3000
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1 year
Dodge in 1970 was something special
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Local Moron
4 months
@Blackfingers63 What about a motorhome lol
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2 years
A collection of photos of chevrolet aveos for your viewing pleasure
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Local Moron
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@Aelthemplaer
Ælþemplær
1 year
The air is getting thicker The smell of burning is inescapable The sun is gone The headlights are on Pray for us
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1 year
Yup, it's car show night again
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1 year
We need to bring bullying and public shaming back
@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
1 year
Now live at BaT Auctions: LS2-Powered 1987 Ferrari 412 GT 6-Speed.
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Local Moron
11 months
Going to car shows and taking photos of cars that aren't at the show
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Local Moron
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I am once again lowering the property values in my neighborhood 1986 GMC S-15 longbed with a knocking 2.8. It'll get swapped with a 350 this summer
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Local Moron
1 year
The photos of this truck and its camper must be preserved forever
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@barnfinds
Barn Finds
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Sleeps Six! 1977 KIT Camper
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