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My professor said I look “especially pretty today” :D
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Nothing about women’s testicles
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NEW: Cancer-causing microplastics are found in 100% of men's testicles in new study — Daily Mail
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We moved on too quickly..
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I liked this pic I took while I was cutting my bangs so I’m posting it everywhere
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@420grubs Trans masc is …lost media ?
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@woodstockSSB I follow trans guy bodybuilders & most hate comments attribute their undeniable gains solely to testosterone, thus accusing them of “juicing”. Ironic bc HRT aims for trans men to have identical hormonal levels as cis men, so it’s just cis guys salty a trans guy worked harder lmao
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I like how you can tell who is gay by who they have sex with. Such a simple system.
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This is what Hozier sounds like to me
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I liked this pic I took while I was cutting my bangs so I’m posting it everywhere
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I like looking at the r/malegrooming subreddit because wtf do you mean “get more attractive” bruh 😭😭😭😭😭he’s actually beautiful
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Hunter Schafer is so right because imagine going through years of transitioning while being an actress only to be typecasted for roles about how you used to be male
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what’s with all the masc lesbians dating dolls
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My mom saw me write “fr*ck this baka life” on my Instagram story while I was in the shower and thought I killed myself. What the hell. She called security bruh.
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Look at this😭😭😭
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I told my dad his place looks like it’s from r/malelivingspace and he got soo mad😭😭
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the funniest disconnect between genital preference discourse and actual lesbian attraction is that ime it's always the mostly-straight girls who do this and expect you to top like a man and it's always the dykier girls who are ready to sodomize
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wait✋😳, I’m goated 🐐
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@marskumari So clear between the two which one knew her as a friend and a person and which one didn’t 😭😭
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@throwawaypt2 This one is gorgeous
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@princessaheaux @mauve2D @quenblackwell the power i would have if everytime i sat down it sounded like i dropped two textbooks
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I can’t get into men’s professional sports too much because then I start fujoing out and shipping all the grown men together
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This pic is actually kinda wild…I’m just the eeper….
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Waiting for my friends at the arcade and trying my hardest to make this face rn
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@scarybradshaw_ @jmsnftzptrck She has a beautiful voice and amazing performances but her songs are just pretty generic pop, regardless of the subject matter.
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I've NEVER seen a boy look good in either of these
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@theyozers @mainmajin 101 MPH IN HIGH SCHOOL?!?! 2 PERFECT GAMES?!?? I thought these names were like exaggerations wtf. Did they go pro? Or what
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It’s so hard being a fake bisexual 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏
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@daisy_flower6 @serenenby Look at our he/theys. so inspirational 🙌
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@UnkleDell UnkleDell tweets in 2024
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I just got a big scholarship 😁😁
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@daisy_flower6 @serenenby Unfortunately you are weird 😢
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The reaction to this is disgusting. Let a girl DERP IN PEACE!!!
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Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that 😂 @Kelseyplum10
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How did Blood Orange get so big for being queer when he’s literally just a t͏r͏an͏n͏y chaser? 😭
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I think I look pretty fricking nice in this selfie I took on Instagram I think lol
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Your parents knowing you’re on HRT is so funny because if you express the slightest discomfort, like a headache, your mom will say “is it because of those medications you’re taking? Stop for a week and see how you feel..”
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The European mind cannot comprehend the pleasures of falling asleep while behind the wheel >>>>
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north americans will say the darnedest things sometimes like wtf is a "4 hour drive"
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Some of you are white…
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why tf is the men’s bathroom mirror like that
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Reddit Dank Memes
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Facts via /r/dankmemes
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a transgendxr injecting a hormone ❤️ heartwarming
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Boba my beloved 💕
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@kkrocketz What does this even mean
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He could model like look at his eyes dude. Just shave the beard wtf
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*sniff sniff sniff*
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@premiumgrief You are my sunshine
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My pretransition pics are great (2 months before estrogen here)
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I got hired LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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Might do data analytics for the women’s basketball team #hopefully
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Factual. Nose insecurity is a middle school and early high school thing. At some point you need to boss up and accept the hook on your face.
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Fuck man I miss the poop emoji so much they used to make plushies of him and now nobody even mentions him
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white boy extinction button
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I had a dysphoria breakdown like a few days ago and took down all my posts on insta with my face in them 😢but now I want them back
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wtf😭⁉️
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the world will heal once trans women realize they need handsome butch girlfriends instead of dl military men with patchy facial hair and faghag bi girls who want you in a gay boyfriend way….
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Since likes are blocked I am doing an official like report on all my tweets. If anyone wants to see who liked my tweets it will be available here: This tweet was liked by:
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Then I stan pussy🤷‍♂️
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Drake making fun of Kendrick for having a song with Taylor Swift while this commercial still exists 🤔🤣
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croomf is tweeting abt other girls and it’s making me so jealous rn
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I need to #chill
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@ereshkigirlboss It’s a weird trope but the amount of military/cop butch lesbians I’ve seen in real life is kind of unbelievable
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Bored as fuck at work
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A womxn learns about lighting and camera angles ❤️heartwarming
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thoughts while giving a handjob: “what if its too dry? what if i pull skin? what if i hurt them?” thoughts while receiving a handjob: hholyyy crapp,,sumbohdy ttouchin. me peanits !!!
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I’m not trying to be sound pedantic but has anyone else noticed how those joke posts with the “poetic punchline” are all of the same prose? Like I’ve basically seen this a thousand times by now
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it will snow in hell before it snows in houston
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@daisy_flower6 @serenenby Idc abt u being an enby im saying it’s funny u think like this while having an unorthodox gender. Lol
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@PKhakpour nah nah you bodyshamed a random woman, and to be completely honest you sound like the incel here complaining about two adults enjoying their dating life. seriously that whole thread was utterly pathetic.
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I cant go to sleep bc ive been thinking about kissing oomf on the lips and maybe gazing into each other’s eyes while tightly embraced
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I refuse to date a bisexual.
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white theys in my dms 24/7
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post a pic where your bush looks stunning
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high school was so stupid
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if u had a penis how big do u think it would be? be realistic and descriptive too
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In hs I watched Brokeback Mountain without any knowledge of the movie, so I made the joke “Bareback Mountain” and then they actually went bareback on that fucking mountain
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watching basketball is lit when you ship the players together😂💀 (ie. imagining the players in sexual situations, possibly fouling and hitting each other’s balls)
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Should I try learning guitar
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Our Holy Pope Dr. Nasra 🙏
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@gungeon_synth @peakedin2009 Have you seen this one
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We are dating.
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They invited me to see a movie w them
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Okay so words just mean absolutely nothing anymore. Wow.
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need this twink from curb so badly 😭
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Post function I’m die
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😮
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YOOO look at what i just found in the creek today
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WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!? 😭😭😭😭
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Soooo oomfsty 💦 someone quench my thirst 👅
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20 with no purpose in life Allah please kill me and my followers please do it. Today.
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@FarkyMac @chicadelapt420 @StreamMajor9 @badwottakes You have no idea what you’re talking about, do you?
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if u have a peanut allergy go fuck yourself
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my dad said the last good anime was Frozen
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Woaggghgggghhhhgg
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What the frick is eurotrash
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Can you imagine two Geminis kissing and dating and stuff? Probably scary
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who wants hugshots 🙂
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GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!
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White girls will say “my ex was sooo racist”...Why did you date him? Did you break up when you found out? Why must the people know this? What if I killed myself? What if I killed myself? What if I killed myself? What if I killed myself? What if I killed myself? What if I killed m
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The rooster in the morning goes “hawk’ll tuah’dle tuah”
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Gm tuah
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