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Captain Willard’s Cigarette

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Independent Classical Liberal - GenX - Big fan of the US constitution. Frequently bemused, sometimes outraged, always curious. To thine own self be true.

Joined May 2022

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@DavidJHarrisJr It's strange how they try to dissuade based on *their* criteria ... I don't need someone in office who looks like me, or comes from my background. It's completely irrelevant. I need someone who respects the constitution and is up to the job.

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@conservmillen ACTUAL corruption of the sitting US president that his party tried to remove the last president for looking into? They spent Trump's entire term throwing one fabricated charge after another, desperately trying to cover THEIR corruption. That's a big f-ing deal.

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@PatsyannClark2 @BehizyTweets WTF do recounts have to do with it? If I give you 100 counterfeit dollars, you can count them till you drop, they’re still fake.

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@levantinewitch Ah, the old “I hit a nerve” … the rallying cry of Cluster B disordered fucknuts everywhere.

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@sciam Oh, I forgot. We changed the definition of “science” in the last few years, too.

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@EdKrassen @PeteButtigieg Don’t you sometimes wish you didn’t have to traffic in falsehoods?

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@DrunkRepub The “tell” with all of their ham-handed tactics is that they try to appeal to us on the same levels that work with the sheep. “Oh, they’re just like me! I feel seen. And that’s more important than policy or logic.” - None of the voters they’re trying to reach.

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@ClayTravis Why are you not talking about this?

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🚨 BREAKING: Jeff DeWit to resign as Arizona Republican Party chair after recording revealed he offered Kari Lake a bribe not to run for Senate. It’s time for him to name names.

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@politico This is the second @politico headline I’ve seen today that amounts to: “Trump tries to point out an obvious truth we’ve been pretending not to know.”

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@AmiriKing Meanwhile:

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BREAKING: Professor and Election Expert J. Halderman Hacks into Dominion Voting Machine Tabulator in Court on Friday in Georgia in front of Judge Totenberg USING ONLY A PEN TO CHANGE VOTE TOTALS via @gatewaypundit

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@EricAbbenante I don’t want to get my hopes up, but we could be looking at the beginning of the end for the modern Democrat party.

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@matthewstoller I’m going to try this on my next job hunt. “We’d like to schedule an inter—“ “Not necessary. I believe my cover letter and CV covers what I bring to the table.” “But … you crossed out most of your work histo—“ “Excuse me, I am talking! Now, when do I start?”

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@nancyayoussef There are contexts in which that distinction is meaningful. This isn’t one of them.

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@michaelmalice I don’t realize how much I dislike these two until I saw them together

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@SocialistMMA I think it’s bigger than that. The US/NATO plan for Ukraine was put into motion around 2012. The coup, the civil war, the corruption … Trump interrupted all of that. The way they folded all of their anti-Trump actions into the ongoing scheme was pretty clever, honestly.

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@alexhoneker “Global engagement”? That’s a gross way to describe a series of coups, open-ended military interventions and regime change. Every one of them sold to US taxpayers under false pretenses, and that’s just the ones they tell us about. Nah. Step away from trying to defend that.

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@TheOnion Holy shit, what is wrong with you?

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@TheAtlantic @brianklaas The second best time to stop gaslighting is now.

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@GeneforTexas You’re done.

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This is a Texas House Representative. He should be removed from his position effective immediately.

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@davidsiders @adamwren @politico Thank you all for proving that it’s easier to fool someone than convince they’ve been fooled, but it’s getting tiresome. You were played. It happens. Usually not for eight years, but whatever. You don’t have to like Trump, but you DO have to face the fact that most of what

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@liz_churchill8 JFC … “20 years of science…” meaning mRNA has been studied as a *concept* for 20 years. And that’s just the delivery mechanism. There is nothing about those injections that could be described as anything but experimental. Except maybe the syringe.

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@mattyglesias @DasenBil You can repeat that all night if it makes you feel better. You’re not persuading anyone.

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@buttonslives This was one of the things that bothered me most. They quietly erased effeminate men and masculine women, in the name of diversity.

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@SeanGatton @mirandadevine It had f*cking better.

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@jaketapper This you?

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Here is Jake Tapper in 2017 falsely reporting the Russiagate dossier was corroborated A man shot up a Congressional baseball practice over these lies Be a shame if this went viral today right before he hosts the debate

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@VICE I was told repeatedly that no one was saying things like this. That it was a right wing straw man.

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@engineers_feed At least half of the federal government.

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@stillgray I’ll never get used to “Weird Al” without the mustache.

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@RVAwonk I only ever hear about QAnon from Democrats.

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@credenzaclear2 When your wife is a pregnant virgin, some additional guidance is needed, yes.

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@cspanwj Run it again with @VivekGRamaswamy

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@nypost I am *really* curious how they could even make that claim.

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@StevieVanZandt @elonmusk I will never understand how boomer rockers became such incurious cheerleaders for the establishment.

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@jaksonhinkle @stillgray What if I told you obvious propaganda like this is counterproductive? Meaning, watching this obviously staged effort makes me think Russia is *less* authoritarian than I’ve been told. You seriously need to make better choices.

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@DavidMuir @JoeBiden These are long debunked, and you’re letting them sail past you. You’re going to have to address this and explain yourself.

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Kamala rattles off a series of debunked hoaxes — fine people, bloodbath, etc. ABC: Zero fact checks.

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@mattyglesias It is MUCH more fascinating how the rest of you became fine with endless war, censorship, government surveillance and overt corporate corruption. Liberals are still against those things.

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@Humming_birder @NBCNews Well, Biden’s just the one that got caught. LOT of hands in that cookie jar.

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@BethRigby It’s not just that he’s tired. He can not be allowed to speak extemporaneously.

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@hodgetwins I have *never* seen a pro-Haley tweet in the wild. Not one, even on her own posts. It’s like she only bought the “likes” package at the bot-shop.

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@wideawake_media He’s right. They don’t have much time.

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@RebeccaAVelo @HelenWebberley The trans community is the only group of people whose overwhelming whiteness is ignored.

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@ChrisDJackson I’ll take the one who knows where he is at any given moment.

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He has no idea what is going on!

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@ramz_ramazani @hodgetwins Well, that's a relief. So JK Rowling and Dave Chapelle just imagined all the grief of the last few years? Because last I checked, if you accept trans women and support their right to live as they choose, but fall short of affirming them as literally women, you're a transphobe.

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@RollingStone I’m old enough to remember when RS was more than a Dollar Store @thedailybeast Hunter Thompson and PJ O’Rourke are rolling in their graves.

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@TulsiGabbard @BobLonsberry I’ve tried really hard not to weigh in, but … Why is it transphobic to say trans women aren’t actually women? Why did the activists decide on a logically and scientifically impossible end goal?

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@OwenGregorian Holy crap, this almost sounds like real journalism. Who’s the author?

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@NormOrnstein @CherylHines It still tickles me that people who smear heretics, demonize their opponents, walk, talk and think in absolute lockstep, shouting down any dissent have the balls to keep flogging the 'cult' trope. To a scientologist, psychiatry is a cult.

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@Mar__G_3 @WashingtonDCYRs You seem stable.

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@RebeccaYChan Engels and Marx were born into lives of relative comfort and privilege. Good times. They were literally the weak men who created (very) hard times. For millions.

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@maggieNYT WTAF is wrong with you? And I’d bet you bottom feeders called every gold star family in frame until you found someone to pimp. Go fuck yourselves.

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@EcoSenseNow @MikeHudema And somehow do the mining, processing, manufacture and transportation for those batteries without fossil fuels,

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@JayinKyiv @SenSchumer I know something better. I know what WILL be investigated. Every contractor of every NGO between DC and Kyiv.

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@BarbMcQuade @7StoriesPress Might we assume this is a bit of a “how-to” for aspiring journalists?

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@JoshShapiroPA 😐

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl @upstatefederlst I tried this tactic with meetings at work, but they still have them and occasionally invite me.

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@JebraFaushay Marilyn Manson nailed this look in the Mechanical Animals era.

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@ericgrant @ScottAdamsSays Was this supposed to be a dunk of some sort?

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@stevenmazie @rickhasen The entire point was that a state court tried to do something unconstitutional and got smacked down 9-0 Why do you hacks insist on burying yourselves? Take the L.

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@CatoInstitute Wait wait … why did you try to sneak ‘woman’ in there? Dee Dee Myers was appointed 30 years ago and several women since. How does this cynical woke scoring work anyway? Is it like bowling?

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@Shyamyat2 @FreeRosedark It just hit me. You guys think communism means living on a commune.

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@KanekoaTheGreat For a long time, Joe seemed to stop short of these blunt (but truthful) assessments. I never thought less of him, but I’m glad he got over that.

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@JackPosobiec @RealHickory Well he’s obviously saying Biden *can’t* do that as a straw man of Trumps immunity arguments. And has the gall to say that *we* don’t understand that anything we allow a president to do can then be used by the other side. So, things like: - Spying on rival campaigns - Funding

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@NateSilver538 The “liberal” base just wants to be assured they’re the good guys. Say the right things, hate the right people, bask in the comfort of knowing the team you picked in high school is still the “correct” one. Anything else confuses them.

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@LionelMedia It's been a long time since I could say anything sounded insane. Never thought I'd see the US turn into the USSR and then STILL try to start a war with Russia. Honestly, after the last few years I'm starting to question everything.

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@TheBabylonBee Did you guys get hacked?

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@trutherlion @MarioNawfal Media likes a split among non-Democrat voters. This should be obvious.

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@CenturySentient @CatoInstitute Calling out empty and divisive identity politics propaganda coming from a “libertarian” think tank? What exactly is your point? You’re not still running the tired old “any criticism of our cynical flogging of intersectionality is PROOF of bigotry” program are you?

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@TheAtlantic @KatherineJWu You need to understand that every ridiculous lie you peddle puts *all* of us in real danger.

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@elonmusk Me in 2022: This crap goes back ten years. 2023: This crap goes back to the 1950s. 2024: This crap is what our constitution was trying to prevent because they'd already recognized these patterns.

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@burackbobby_ @seanmdav All else aside, their attempted clarification of role makes it worse. Much worse.

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@GlennThrush I wouldn’t hitch my wagon to this egregious performance. @ABC will have to answer for it and explain themselves.

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@washingtonpost What is your end game, @washingtonpost ? The cycle of lies and gaslighting is well beyond offensive. Whoever is advising you that this is sustainable or will work out in the end should be fired and you need to start thinking of how you’ll explain yourselves when the time comes.

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@RepMikeCollins @BigFish3000 It’s insane. We have no actual president. Best guess is that the country is run by BlackRock and the CIA. Default Democrat voters don’t care, either.

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@SaiKate108 @CindyMentele Still can’t believe what they did to Eric Clapton for talking about his actual vax injury.

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@politico What is wrong with you?

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@elizaorlins @ggreenwald You … you’re serious, aren’t you?

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@TheRabbitHole84 Hands up, don’t think.

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@laurastoobusy Millennials and some gen x can be forgiven somewhat. They were born into the binary political theater of the 90s through early 2010s. But boomers? You challenged government abuses no matter the party affiliation. You opposed unnecessary war. You were skeptical of ALL authority

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@stats_feed Some level of trust in government, media and pharmaceutical companies.

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@festive2018 @HillaryClinton These women exploited the poor and unfortunate for a life of fame and riches.

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@PollySamson @rogerwaters Thank you for providing this great example of a typical “avalanche of ad hominem” This pattern of attack was very effective about ten years ago. Since then we’ve gone through the stages of overuse, diminishing returns and ultimately, paradox. Do you think it still works?

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@MichaelCrush73 @RpsAgainstTrump The beauty of this is that you think any of it is based in reality. 1) Current Trump supporters are absolutely not swayed by celebrity endorsements. That’s silly. 2) Any “Democrat” who listens to Rogan is only a Democrat until their girlfriend leaves the room.

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@elleonCEOTK Politics have always been vicious, but I swear before 2012 or so, neither party demonized the *voters* of the other side.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I injured myself just watching this.

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@unclelukereal1 @JavonAPrice Hood credentials? Weren’t you a novelty act?

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@ElijahSchaffer Is there no one close enough to you to get you to stop embarrassing yourself with this?

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@MediumSizeMeech I don’t get the way people are reading into this. If I had to guess, I’d say he made an inappropriate joke or something stupid and got the standard expected response. It’s a completely normal public couple interaction.

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@RealDLHughley @hodgetwins Ah, man. You, too? Jesus it’s like every time I see someone I used to appreciate they’ve turned into pod people.

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@BillClinton But many unvaccinated have mild cases and many vaxxed and boosted have died, so ... How do you know the vaccine kept *your* case mild? Bad science puts too much weight on correlation and you don't even really have *that*.

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@stillgray I’m out of patience with people like this and I’m afraid I may know some in real life.

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@nytimes Why the road trip? You could've just asked on the next conference call. This you?

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Missed signals and slow responses let Russia mount a hacking effort to influence the election. A NYT investigation.

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@jaredcal @ComfortablySmug You know better, but congratulations! Being obscenely disingenuous is working out for a lot of people. Until it doesn’t.

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@politico Huh? 1.3M listening right now.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Can’t decide if adorable or terrifying. It’s adorifying.

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@Simone_Biles @wildethingy Oh, FFS. So you’re dunking on Trump with your “black job” of … *checks notes* … gifted athlete? Cool. Really shattering some stereotypes there. Brave.

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@KyleSeraphin @julie_kelly2 I don’t care if she was Obamas campaign chair, she’s done a LOT of work covering the Jan 6 trials when no one else was talking about it. Questions like this, at this moment in time … really? Unless I’m missing some context.

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@RJCER @NateSilver538 That’s what drove me away from Democrats years ago. You guys have a whole list of current positions which must ALL be adhered to. Contradictions or incompatibilities be damned. Step out on ONE issue and you will be rebuked. That’s weird. And very much like an actual cult.

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@AP Holy crap you guys are evil.

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@NobleQAli @nationalpost Been saying this about Chapelle for a while. All my friends said I was weird. Feels good to be validated.

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@JackPosobiec *cracks open second of many daily Diet Dr Peppers* Wait, what?

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