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@cantsalo
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10 months
@PETAUK @LisaMKnobel Stuffing is not vegan
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8 months
Open play goals this season: Luton: 24 Arsenal: 23
@simiafc
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Open play goals this season: Cole Palmer: 4 Gabriel Magalhaes: 4
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@cantsalo
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11 months
nah man my dog and my dawg on the same day
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1 month
it’s obviously Kevin De Bruyne lol
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Football on TNT Sports
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Who is the best two-footed footballer you have ever seen? 🪄
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11 months
@YZR_Fantasy it’s literally my dog and my dawg which is much better lmao
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2 months
@fcbkaii @fuadyabz23 so u back racism just because he helped messi a bit 😭
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6 months
oooo he fangirling so hard
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3 months
@villanelledead the laugh he gave at walker
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9 months
@EvanMcFarlane FT: Liverpool 21-0 Rangers
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5 months
@UtdDries You’ve never heard of Senna? Lmao
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2 months
@dreezabz how long till Pops is edited onto Trump then
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6 months
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4 months
@ayoyothebeeth come back to itttttttt
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5 months
@6IANNIS Akanji!!!
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1 year
@CfcAyooo @SxrgioSZN just didn’t know how to use
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7 months
@Ifcluke Are u restarted
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7 months
@dont_replytome @DerrickWekesa10 @cagiago_ @mcfc_khal You literally watch set piece simulators ffs
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1 month
@MuskCaughtAP hush, save it for the gcs
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8 months
Shame how people have turned this the other way round.
@Sury___
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KDB's 2018 World Cup - Underrated
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@cantsalo
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6 months
can you stop forcing this
@jstnfutbol
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𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭… 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐏𝐨𝐠𝐛𝐚 🇫🇷 𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐲𝐧𝐞 🇧🇪 … 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦? 🤔
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5 months
brain injuries are fucked man
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5 months
What man
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@Stefan54_ @Shinobi_187 @CrimeLdn what did the guy that got punched do? He was just walking down the street calmly?
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@aworshipper06 @DeclaredMissin @LongLiveKay_ @whufcalg @realrxAFC and what has that got to do with Muslims and Mosques?
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6 months
@yakobper90 when is the last time he registered a non penalty goal in a final?
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1 year
@DexterH01 @HAftbl 27 years old calling it emptihad
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4 months
@BoofDaddi Midfielder has less g/a than attackers 👏
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2 months
@BEL14VE @v3leedsinfidel it’s not lol it’s a common saying in england
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9 months
@yakobper90 c c casualllllllll
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5 months
@UtdDries You’ve never heard of Senna? Lmao
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8 months
Goal quality hype
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@tezzarion
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kdbs goals are a tap in, a penalty and 2 deflections
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16 days
well then… 21.
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4 months
so fake so fake soooooo fuckin fake how good he issss
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8 months
@0161Darren Imagine what shit graphic they’d use tho, thankful they didn’t
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2 months
👏
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@natures_truth @RvrLrd @Jordan7154 why do u keep zooming into people’s underwear
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6 months
@AustinS99075689 @plumodrole @NiliSaar72 @TowardsSun22 Your nose is big enough to fit across both lists
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9 months
@elsdawg @ewan10i 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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3 months
🐶
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11 months
All of the players listed here have won a major trophy more recently than Arsenal….
@m_tactician
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Onana AWB Romero Licha Chilwell Enzo Case Madueke Foden Richarlison Alvarez
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6 months
@isaaczic0 @statmusefc he was doing it with jesus?
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2 months
@prince_daveed @mr__carlitos Jordan is not consensus Goat in basketball
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6 months
@kaskantte why would he have a euros round of 16 game
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3 months
Just left the Belgium watch party, couldn’t be happier broke down in tears at the 18th minute
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10 days
Different league
@WhoScored
WhoScored.com
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Best through ball completion rates in the Premier League since the beginning of 2024 (10+ attempted): ◎ 84.6% - Kevin De Bruyne ◎ 63.6% - Lucas Paquetá ◎ 60% - Martin Ødegaard ◎ 60% - Morgan Gibbs-White ◎ 50% - Bruno Fernandes ◎ 50% - Dwight McNeil
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4 months
Prague, Czechia 😯 York, England 🙄🙄
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3 months
Pogba tweet starting with “if”
@utdcynical
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If Pogba chose Madrid over United he’d genuinely go down as a better player than Zidane all time
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@fusiacc @BillyBobjr5743 @NUFCMurph @cjhhhh21 Good little dog aren’t you. Listening to me like that.
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7 months
@qxssan 0% cross accuracy must mean he’s having a poor game surely
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8 months
@riomarojay @27ligass U just said Mahrez was
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3 months
@ManCity Ok people will come if walker live execution
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9 months
@yakobper90 @abzMCFC___ Deflated? Lad they were ecstatic. Trent was trying to get a Fifa cover at 1-1 ffs
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4 months
@Deemilly04 @seinbare @mullib8 @Gutsmcfc @htomufc @rwtactico2 yeah will never forgot that 0-0 win for arsenal at the etihad
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7 months
Grealish fans laughing at Tom Garratt video
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8 months
@fukxumean Chill… Gundo didn’t even put KDB top 3 this year that’s more concerning
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6 months
@ronniecoleman62 penalties probably
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@_mcfcjxmes The intelligence of reform voters 🔥
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7 months
thanks for the tip @AndyRobsonTips 🙏👌👌
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@UTDMist terrible signings
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7 months
@LibanLDN Fix those wrinkles on ur forehead before speaking on Phil
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6 months
@ak179_ Foden better technique but that rashford goal was insane
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2 months
33 years of Kevin De Bruyne.
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@AustinS99075689 @plumodrole @NiliSaar72 @TowardsSun22 i highly doubt that otherwise you wouldn’t need to boast about it on twitter
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Just unreal how consistent he is, I don’t think i was as consistent with my masturbation at his age
@statmusefc
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There is only one player this PL season to win 20+ possessions and record a G/A. That player is Rico Lewis.
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2 months
@idoxvi nice treble
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@AustinS99075689 @plumodrole @NiliSaar72 @TowardsSun22 thankfully i’m not ur kid, ur a grown man who acts like a teenager on the internet. Furthermore I would hate to have a nose as long as you and to pick up every single bit of loose change i see on the floor.
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@6stunna_ I love white women
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@josjac457 @olIieAFC @OzilThings Because he’s actively promoting racism, islamophobia, transphobia, homophobia and you think people like that deserve to have the power he does?
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@dreezabz Stones is better
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@CR7sLegacy 17/18 is kdb 21/22 is kdb 22/24 is kdb and until Kdb came back in 23/24 we were bubbling around 4th-3rd, he wasn’t the main man, but he was the x factor that brought the title home. Kdb has the most premier league titles as the main protagonist in premier league history.
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5 months
Nahhh remember when this guy let his friend drive his car and he fucked trevs girl in it then crashed it 😭😭😭😭
@trevsenpai
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He lost us the game idc what you say.
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2 months
loved you then, loved you now, love you forever, my brother.
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6 months
been looking at myself for 40 minutes in the mirror just staring, not a single word.
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4 months
We’re only 3 goals off joining the top 10 for most ucl ko goals
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2 months
this just is the best feeling in the world, gonna be me in 2 years icl
@NBA
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THAT 1ST OVERALL PICK FEELING 😃🙌
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@jp_AFC @rajsinghchohan @yussifinusah_ Kovacic and Nunes were signed as bench players what are u even talking about
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this hatewatch was the actual insane the dopamine from this day was unrivalled
@kwandssssss
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i still laugh like a maniac that this day actually happened
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7 months
What has this guy got against us ffs
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8 months
nah i’m fuckin crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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9 months
@Szymon03104325 @niftyneress @ZwebackHD not caring about weak foot in 2023
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8 months
Such a poorly presented presentation, 8 year old could’ve produced better
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5 months
just got noticed in person and they called me the brain injuries guy
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9 months
haven’t showered since last year 😭😭😭
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2 months
If this is the end, I loved you. They could never make me hate you.
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3 months
This feeling, it will never get old.
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4 months
Look how ugly his face is ffs that nose…. i’d end it all
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5 months
We’ve known he’s a United fan the whole time? That’s not the point
@tiraciteh
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“once a blue always a blue” “we shouldn’t have sold him” “city academy”
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