Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe @cannibalcanidae Twitter profile

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

3 months

you really shouldn’t, in fact DO NOT follow me if yr a minor, I don’t filter myself like at all on here & it’s not a safe environment for you

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

@caninefaggot Then they’ll post about it and be like oh my god guys I was just under so much pressure and not thinking, stop dogpiling me I was just making sure nobody else did it

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 months

fuck it, Mitsu on the jazzie

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@cannibalcanidae

2 years

Do not generate Loab at 3AM, she called me and then crawled out of my computer screen and rolled the worst joint I’ve ever seen

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

@_nyancrimew Pssst hey, I’ve got counterfeit lesbian licenses for sale, mine got revoked after I had sex with one boy, but these things are indiscernible against the real thing

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

28 days

@slaughtumnsOST awawawawawawa :3 it’s probably like a gay little creature sound but idk I always saw it as like a small dog yapping

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

@_nyancrimew maia crime gay?! no fucking way my ex wife was gay this entire time?????

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

They think that I’m Tom cruise

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

IIIIIM STILLLLLLLL IN A DREAM ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬🐍╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ SNAKE EATER

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

21 days

Close! But you forgot vandalism, public intoxication, possession of controlled substances, theft, arson, possession of unregistered firearms, public indecency, assaulting a police officer, and many, many more

swirl 🍥

@oxalisnebula

22 days

the "crime" in "be gay do crime" is stockpiling, manufacturing, and/or distributing hrt by the way

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 months

@awawawhoami This one was so good

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

I was originally gonna vote for vermin supreme as a joke, but like it’s not a joke anymore

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

🚨🚨PSA TO ALL DISCORD USERS🚨 There’s a new scam going around and like just by hearing about it ur gonna die in 7 days so make sure you spread the word!!!!! it’s super official looking and scary and like you gotta watch out even my girlfriend fell for it it lost all its money

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 months

@awawawhoami The femtanyl sweater (is it a sweater or just a longsleeve shirt?) goes hard

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

@verizon

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

10 days

This place is a prison.

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

No, scarcity is not good. Information should be easily and widely accessible FOR FREE.

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

I’m watching one of my mutuals get dogpiled by a bunch of tenderqueers who are trying to gatekeep queer identities and I think this post is very relevant

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

8 months

@awawawhoami That’s when u use that one browser made by Microsoft right? I fucking love edging

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

7 months

🚨‼️IMPORTANT WARNING‼️🚨 GUYS OH MY GOD THIS IS SO DANGEROUS discord is adding a new feature called messages where strangers on the internet can talk to you, some of them you might not even know!!!!! if ur in any server, leave it immediately!!!!! You could be in real danger!!!

☕️ 𝓙𝓾𝓹𝔂 🌻 working on comms 🌻

@jupy314

7 months

FYI to everyone who uses Discord. Be safe!

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

Tea can’t melt crumpets, the Queen did 999

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

8 months

need metamask iptv horny essay tshirt hacked

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

1 year

wait YOU'RE TELLING ME FOR $60 I CAN TAKE AN ONLINE COURSE AND GET FORKLIFT CERTIFIED AND IT ONLY TAKES LIKE 4 HOURS HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING THIS OUT I have a horrible fucking idea

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

Just told my wife “ffmpeg me”

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

@TripleKyun Just leave any references to captain falcon out and they probably won’t even know they own the rights to it

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

My wife just got suspended for being too based, Twitter is homophobic

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

1 year

@transkatgirl Currently in deep stimulant-fueled fuck it we ball territory

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

I love how you can just play with a dog by annoying the shit out of it like ooooooh I’m moving my hands around real fast and making stupid noises what’re you gonna do about it nerd

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

Remember that robot dogs love belly rubs if one ever attacks you

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

I wanna get forklift certified and then proceed to never operate a forklift, but like I’m forklift certified and I can tell people that I am

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

@PicsWNoContext_ @SelfH8Michelle

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

@obscuredraven Ok but Agiri would totally show up out of nowhere and try to sell someone coke

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

@wrs_salish its a really sloppy edit, but I fixed the sign

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 months

I just finished the coffin of andy and leyley and like THATS IT? The fucking normies got all up in arms over THAT??

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 months

Instead of the miiverse yeah thing, which is just annoying it would’ve been a lot funnier if everyone just agreed to publicly shout out everyone who liked the tweet in the replies

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

Haha Mac n cheese funny joke I’m funny haha

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

Good morning Please fucking say it back

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 months

When I smell weed, I start floating like a cartoon character that smells a fresh baked pie, and if I smell cigarettes I go running and immediately try to befriend the person, this is just a case of having bad taste

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Weed smells about as bad as cigarettes

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

Would you like another cup of tea, Nya~

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 months

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country?

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

Haha boobs

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

@httpluigie

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

I am not your mom I’m more like your problematic older sister that your mom hates but I’ll always have your back and take the fall for you if you get into trouble, also I’ll share my drugs with you as long as you promise not to be a little narc

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

Me when someone does a piracy: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰😻

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

I hate people You can’t just come into my life, make me feel special, and then New crispy pretzel chicken fries at Burger King crispy crunchy pretzel outside tender juicy white meat chicken inside New crispy pretzel chicken fries or try original chicken fries only at Burger King

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 months

This post has changed my stance on the second amendment this gun specifically and only this one should be illegal because if I get shot with the goddamn California compliant weaboo McAR-15, I’m gonna kill myself again in hell just to not have to tell people that’s how I died

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5 months

WcDonald's Special! 🤭🤭🤭 10 Nugget Capacity! 😋

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

YOU ONLY HATE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA BECAUSE THE INTERNET TOLD YOU TO YOU BUNCH OF FILTHY CONFORMISTS WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

Long hat Long hat

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

Hey guys check out my new iPhone

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

IM GETTING CALLED OLD FOR KNOWING WHAT A FAX MACHINE IS

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

Why play gacha games when you can play yugioh and summon the legendary exo-DIA incarnate who ends the game by screaming BUU BUU DESU WA so loud everyone dies

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

Interact with this tweet and I’ll send you boobs

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

I’m gay

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

AAAAAAAAAA IM OFFICIALLY 18

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

@_nyancrimew How did I not know sooner 😱 It felt pretty gay when we kissed

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 months

Thank you, hot lady appreciator

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

@_adryd Fine, I’ll make my own

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

Damn I got some good reviews People love me

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

Posting this here too because it’s powerful

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

LGBT stands for let’s get big titties

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 months

Fuck. I’m 23.

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

2 years

very important photo now that I have a FDD to upload it

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

10 months

Reject AI voice models, return to YTP style sentence mixing

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

@jlist There’s one other thing she’s good for

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

Gonna start getting disgusting and complaining about “what if the kids hear it” whenever a song talks about hetero romance

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

So I got curious and hunted down that yoo / bro video everyone was talking about on my timeline and it’s not even that bad, I’ve seen far worse. Just uhh yeah avoid it if you can’t handle or don’t want to see someone fall and get fatally wounded.

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@cannibalcanidae

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

@nichegamer *presses up* Release despacito 2

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

Gay people who refuse to sit in a chair properly are hot as fuck

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

If you in any way think web 3 is a good thing, I’m sorry but why do you follow me? Your opinion is worthless to me.

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

US Army esports when they can’t kill all the scientists in half life because some of them are mission critical

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 years

If you see someone shoplifting, no, you didn’t, you’ve never seen or heard of that person in your life

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@cannibalcanidae

5 years

Oh, the irony

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

Just sayin’ my legs are soft

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 months

You can just go on little walks and I think that’s great

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

To celebrate 1000 followers, I retook the stupid tin foil hat selfie I took ages ago

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

7 years

If this gets 20 rts, once I get my first paycheck, I’ll go to goodwill and buy a toaster and buy some floppy disks somewhere and I will record myself putting one in the toaster, buttering it up and putting jam on it. For 100 rts I’ll take a bite out of it

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

1 month

I am windows vista’s biggest apologist vista aero was cute and they bastardized it in 7

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 months

I made an account on the femcel dating app as a joke… totally…. Just for the haha funny I swear…..

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 years

Hey guys since it’s #ComingOutDay I just figured I’d finally come out and say it since probably no one would’ve guessed it I’m a lesbian I like girls Specifically girls who like girls

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

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You know, id actually care and read into anything about the Ava Kris Tyson allegations all over my timeline, but everyone ive seen against her seems to not give a single actual fuck about the victim and are just taking an opportunity to shit on a trans woman who’s a public figure

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 years

So I’m walking down the street and I found this in the gutter

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

6 months

I just signed a lease. IM FREE ITS HAPPENING IM GETTING OUT OF HERE

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

Pretty girls should never have to pay for drugs imo

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

5 years

i didnt fuck a catgirl i didnt cum on a catgirl i didnt put my dick anywhere near a catgirl Ive never done anything weird with catgirls I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

3 months

Tummy Tuesday post or something

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

11 days

Nobody ever talks about me because I’m irrelevant, but my pronouns are it/she, not she/her :) I’d like to reiterate **IT**/she **NOT** she/her yes. the order matters.

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

4 months

I no longer respect the opinion of anyone who is younger than windows xp

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Jane ‘desktopdotini’ Doe

@cannibalcanidae

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I’ve become increasingly vain recently and have been constantly admiring myself in the mirror as of late which means you all have to put up with it! But like look at me, man I just get to look like this now 4 years of HRT is crazy