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Canadia

@canadaslady2

2 months

If you ever have any trouble on here with anyone you tell them to come see me in my office.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

People don’t say exactamundo often enough anymore and I’m about to rectify that.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Do you ever wonder who you would be now if that one thing had just never happened?

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Boys don’t like cuddling but men do.

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@canadaslady2

1 year

Do men with massive trucks and loud exhausts not realize that when we hear them we immediately assume they have the tiniest of penises?

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@canadaslady2

6 months

This is 43.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Oh shit I almost forgot. Happy Tuesday 😘 Yes that’s a dog hair, shut up.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Ladies stop worrying about your grey roots. Just crop your photos. Follow me for more life hacks.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Felt cute will delete.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

Everyone is just tweeting their own inner monologues here right?

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@canadaslady2

5 months

Ever have a stream of luck so bad you feel embarrassed to tell others how life is going?

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Have any of us women posted our legs in the bath on here before?

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@canadaslady2

5 months

You don’t like when your kid calls you by your first name? Mine sometimes call me ‘female parent’.

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@canadaslady2

1 year

C’mere let me suck your soul out of your penis so you feel better.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Tell me what you wear when you sleep?

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@canadaslady2

1 year

Felt skinny won’t delete

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@canadaslady2

6 months

I’m not proud of what I just watched on Pornhub but at least I’m tired now. ~ a memoir

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@canadaslady2

1 year

Gotta remember to take my vibrator out of my glove box today before I get my car serviced.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

So anal is the key to the universe?

Sad Ice Cream Truck Clown🇵🇸

@AndrewHilaryUS

6 months

Can I say something real quick?

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@canadaslady2

7 months

My bra size is in my bio.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Be kind. Of a bitch.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

If you aren’t a dog I’m really sorry but I’ve forgotten your name.

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@canadaslady2

8 months

@ItsSamG Sounds to me like she has primed the perfect scenario for a poisoning.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

It’s legging season again 💁🏻‍♀️

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@canadaslady2

2 years

I wonder how many trail cams have caught me peeing in the woods.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

I promise everything is okay.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

Women only get to be horny from like 37-47 let us enjoy this.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

If you need to worship something today please let it be my ass.

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@canadaslady2

1 year

You always look the cutest you have all night the moment you go to take off your make up.

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@canadaslady2

3 months

Is farting during meditation allowed?

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Hey guys, what’s an ‘orgasm’? I see that term a lot here?

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@canadaslady2

4 months

I’m not perfect. But I’m fucking kind.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

World beard day. Drop them below hotties.

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@canadaslady2

1 year

How do I send pics of my ass in a voice message though?

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@canadaslady2

2 months

Summer tan lines coming in sweet.

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@canadaslady2

2 months

@ask_aubry I notice at no point does he offer to pick up the balls. Just says his son cries and his wife is in pain doing it but never says I’ll do it when I come home every night.

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@canadaslady2

1 month

Watched porn. Thought of you.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

Dear men, don’t cum silently.

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@canadaslady2

4 months

Did my hair. Sat on the couch. Wilding.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

It’s cold! 🥶Post a time you were warm 🥵(I did this yesterday already but let’s see what I got)

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@canadaslady2

5 months

Who is going to like my tweets now there’s been a bot purge?

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@canadaslady2

3 months

We’re getting old kids.

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@canadaslady2

11 days

Black and white to hide the grey.

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@canadaslady2

7 months

Settle a debate for me: if I throw my kids an ‘80’s birthday party shouldn’t there be smoking cigarettes in ashtrays all around the house to really capture the vibe?

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@canadaslady2

4 months

You wouldn’t be smiling if you could smell the skunk on me.

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@canadaslady2

10 months

Just trying to make the dads taking their kids to Saturday sports have a better day.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Stabbed myself in the face with a fork trying to eat a salad so follow me for more tips on how to human poorly.

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@canadaslady2

11 months

Dying of horniness.

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@canadaslady2

8 months

I once spent money on a dildo that I’ve never been able to fit inside me so don’t tell me about your problems.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

I just want to spend all my time naked with your hands on my body, don’t make it weird.

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@canadaslady2

3 months

Figure it out Friday

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@canadaslady2

7 months

@jverona77 Thank you. Wives across the universe appreciate you for this

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@canadaslady2

5 months

Sometimes the furthest you can look ahead and survive is the next 5 minutes. So if you’re struggling, just plan that next 5 minutes. You can do that. I believe in you.

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@canadaslady2

3 months

Is there a medication I can take that will cure being poor?

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@canadaslady2

1 year

If you don’t want people to make fun of your small penis try not posting it on the internet.

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@canadaslady2

1 year

Too tired to masturbate. Call an ambulance.

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@canadaslady2

1 month

You know you like it.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

I would post more sexy pics here but tbh the ones I take are actually just too sexy for the timeline.

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@canadaslady2

10 months

I have no excuse. Just wanted to post a selfie. And do that without shame that I wanted to do it. So hey.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Will fuck for butter tarts.

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@canadaslady2

1 month

Friday feelings

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@canadaslady2

1 month

This outfit was kinda too cute for garden club.

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@canadaslady2

9 months

Off to greet the new moon.

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@canadaslady2

2 months

I don’t need a sugar daddy I need a fresh produce daddy.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Without getting too sappy can I just say thank you to everyone for following back my new account. I wouldn’t have restarted by choice but seeing y’all follow back even though you’re well aware I’m a train wreck now is making me feel good inside 💜

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@canadaslady2

4 months

Friday night vibes are wild

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@canadaslady2

1 year

No one likes to be rushed when they’re pooping.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Photo bomb

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@canadaslady2

2 years

You know why this place is so valuable? Because I can come here & scream I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY to millions of people & then I can go back to my life & pretend everything is A fucking OKAY & all is as it should be. But now I feel heard.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Imma keep saying I’m fine until I am.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

I got knocked down twice yesterday. But you know what else happened? I got back up twice.

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@canadaslady2

6 months

Drop a pic from your favourites folder…

K° 🗝️

@OldFashioned56

6 months

Drop a pic from your favourites folder (My hair on a good day, when I don’t straighten it)

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Waking up in a tent hits different. Mostly bc my air mattress deflated & there’s a stick in my ass.

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@canadaslady2

5 months

When you know you were in the wrong do you apologize or ignore it and hope it gets forgotten or do you do a secret third thing?

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@canadaslady2

5 months

Happy International Women’s Day! Share a pic when you were like YUP I’m HER. (Belated)

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5 months

Happy International Women’s Day! Share a pic when you were like YUP I’m HER. (I have hospital white coat pics too where I feel like more of a badass, but this’ll do)

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@canadaslady2

5 months

How many bowls of chili is too many bowls of chili?

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@canadaslady2

2 months

May your Sunday be lazy.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

I want to be your favourite porn witch.

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@canadaslady2

2 months

Don’t drink the milk at my house.

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@canadaslady2

7 months

#NewProfilePic

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@canadaslady2

2 years

While you cleanse my chakras can you also cleanse my camel toe?

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@canadaslady2

2 years

Do people take vibrators camping? Asking for a friend.

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@canadaslady2

1 year

Maybe I just want to sleep

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@canadaslady2

10 months

@GodCloseMyEyes @MainstreamViews ‘I haven’t thought about how much they like it’. Oh dear boy. May you one day see the error of your ways. We like it. When the man is actually good at it.

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@canadaslady2

2 years

I never tweet about being Canadian because I don’t want to brag because that wouldn’t be nice & Canadian of me.

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