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@campyWHY

2 years

Thread of my alternate social media accounts so y'all can find me when Elongeddon explodes 🧵📌

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2 years

I sure am gonna miss my Twitter friends if/when Elongated Muskrat takes over 😢

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ya know what's really weird? MAGAs being grossed out by women's reproductive rights & menstrual products, trying to frame #TamponTim as a negative for providing hygiene products in ALL school restrooms🚹🚺♂️♀️

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@MattWalshBlog Woman cradles & protects man. Man babbles about aliens. This is how it ought to be, despite what Cigarette Smoking Man says #XFiles 👽

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BREAKING NEWS: 42yo grown ass adult woman blames overseas brother-in-law & his wife for her scheduled abdominal surgery, lack of public appearances & crappy Photoshopped pic

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EXCLUSIVE: Friends of Kate Middleton have blamed “intense stress,” including the fall-out from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s repeated denunciations of her and Prince William, as being at least partly responsible for her absence from public life.

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@BriannaWu ohhh Twitter's legal department is gonna lov-- wait, he fired them all, didn't he

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@earthboy__ faster than a speeding cease-and-desist: Taylor Swift Prince MettalicA The Beatles

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@TheAriDee TFW you discover the dude who carved Mt Rushmore was a high ranking member of the KKK 😱

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@corvomancer @ColaCooper @BuzzFeedNews IKR? At this point, we could have video evidence of him pointblank shooting a baby in the middle of Times Square & his fanatics would come up with some bonkers alibi to excuse the murder.

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@mel_thegreat ohhh we are gonna see what garbage Dinesh keeps on his hard drive

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@haunteddominix @sassycrass @cleothemuse why in the name of capitalism would they paywall such important info ??? SHAME ON THEM

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@TheAriDee When I visited Mt Rushmore as a child, something about it deeply disturbed me. Thanks for providing the precise reason why😢

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@Karnythia @solomonmissouri Men. Y'all need to do better. We're not safe when you show up, & now we're still not safe when you DON'T show up.

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@meg_mcgrath wow @KTLA too slutty, too matronly, too much cleavage, too manly, too casual, too formal, too MUCH BODY SHAMING 😩

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@andrewtwalk "Blessed are the meek [including marginalized trans folk] for they shall inherit the earth" Matthew 5:5

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@johnsaveland @SarahLerner I guess you could place a $20 order with them over the phone, to give someone who needs it a free meal?

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@_sweater_meat_ @sassycrass She's fatigued, trying to recover from a monkeypox infection in addition to pre-existing conditions with inadequate funds for healthcare & you're on here demanding she provide you with macro photos of her bare skin?

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@haunteddominix @sassycrass @cleothemuse why in the name of capitalism would they paywall such important info ??? SHAME ON THEM

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@RVAwonk "this is the Fyre Festival of political operations" perfect closing quote!

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@Michell33650674 FACTS women can only have a kid once every 9-10 months, but men can cause an untold amount of pregnancies in the same time span!

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@DrJenGunter IDK why some dudes think their ticket price includes someone else's space

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@medickimw rather satisfying to see him getting absolutely roasted in the replies

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@NYDailyNews STEP 2: let's hope the jury isn't all white STEP 3: find him guilty STEP 4: sentence him accordingly

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@ChloeVRoberts1 @haikalclassic @EwaSR @chrissyteigen she can play Charlie

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@Lesdoggg one of the worst cases of whitesplaining I've seen like, that "teacher" gets PAID to spew provable LIES

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@talleyberrybaby man's outgunned outmanned outnumbered outplanned M'lady, you are the KING

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@Lesdoggg If they can do this to underage migrants, they'll do it to high school athletes. Basically to all US citizens who menstruate, if they can get away with it. DON'T LET EM GET AWAY WITH THIS

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@samswey DEAR ALABAMA #Resistance If you've been purged from AL voter rolls, make sure to re-register to vote by Monday 27 Nov to vote in the December 12 election!

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@AlanTudyk So disappointing to learn that even a popular animated show won't pay a living salary to the talent that builds its success, while CEOs are earning truckloads of profit

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@Lesdoggg conservatives would rather scream about poor people being "freeloaders" than spend a dime to increase the standard of living for everyone 🫤

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2 years

every once in a while I encounter an idea that shifts my worldview by clicking into place something I've experienced, but never connected before

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I’ve never seen a video so perfectly sum up the structural and cultural issues that have led Americans to be so lonely. So important. 1/2

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@ObamaFoundation @BarackObama @MichelleObama miss you both in the White House SO VERY MUCH Have a great #InternationalWomensDay

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@MichaelShanks Although SG-1 did have plenty of episodes dealing with the consequences of powerful weapons in the wrong hands + a parent who shouldn't have to bury his child due to access to guns

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@DailyCaller It was unacceptable to criticize how First Kids dressed when Obama was PotUS & it's STILL unacceptable even though Orange Guy's in the WH.

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@DennyVonDoom Mike Richards directly set the tone: Brandi Cochran was harassed on set of Price Is Right for gaining weight while pregnant & miscarried due to the stress. During her 2nd pregnancy, she miscarried a twin son & gave birth to her daughter prematurely.

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@japoniano @corvomancer @ColaCooper @BuzzFeedNews OMG I should not be laughing at this 😂

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#RenewThePeripheral because I need more Inspector Ainsley Lowbeer

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@mel_thegreat "she’s got very big britches" "I was speechless that she’d speak to management like that" "she’s getting gift cards after speaking to her superiors like that" "I’m getting tired of the respect gap" WHEW THE DOGWHISTLES

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@AngryBlackLady having tons of experience acting calm & uninterested when a human male invades personal space really paid off here with the bear

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@Freeyourmindkid Thank you. Please take those men to school b/c I'm tired.

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@splashikins I'm so stoked to be at ground zero for this meme

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@OfficialKuromi @chadloder @RoseCityAntifa @ToyotaSoCal should be another white guy white people need to clean up their own sh!t

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@thehill STOP QUOTING HIS LIES WITHOUT CONTEXTUALIZING THE ACTUAL TRUTH YOU AREN'T HELPING

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@n9viv horrifying dystopia of militarized police violating free speech, free press & peaceful assembly

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@DougJonesHQ @Ala_Together My GOP mom says "Doug Jones is a good Senator" every time one of his ads airs on TV. She cannot stand Jeffo Sessions, and is "meh" on Tuberville.

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@nytimesarts YOUR HEADLINE READS LIKE A PROMOTION. A FUCKING PROMOTION FOR THE FUCKING KKK CAN YOU NOT

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@boyharsherlvr transcription in ALT text for visually impaired/ESL folks #AdoptDontShop #cats #FortWorth #Texas

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In 2015, let's resolve to stop giving clickbait links a pageview http://t.co/SqZwB38PAN #xkcd @amandapalmer http://t.co/AmoO3hPN9B

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@Crystal1Johnson I got no love for Comcast, but whoever called the police on an honest technician doing his JOB is a racist bunghole.

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@pirateherojones RIGHT??? MAGAs'll wear adult diapers & maxipads on their ears at Tr🤡mp rallies, but they're squeamish about tampons & pads in school restrooms

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@Karnythia LOL he can STAY MAD

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@ZTPetrizzo IMO "child molester" & "sex trafficker" are more accurate but points for clarity & volume

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@jerryiannelli this is NOT keeping the homeland safe in fact, it's the exact opposite

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@sassycrass I mean, nothing's stopping him from googling "monkeypox early rash" Last I checked, Google was free 🤦‍♀️

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@thehill BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS REFUSE TO LISTEN TO OBAMA, Mitch. jfc smdh

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@GDouglasJones Not only am I registered & ready to vote Dec 12... ...but I've been confronting conservative friends & family about your opponent's laziness in campaigning & attraction to underage teens

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@gillianxmargo this is true it happened to me in 1998 thank you Gillian

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Producers be like "There's no Asians to headline our Chinese fantasy movie #TheGreatWall ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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@WhiteHouse Hold firm, Mr President! Best way to reduce the deficit is to make billionaires & multinational corporations pay their fair share in taxes... instead of grinding marginalized people down with bureaucratic "work requirements"

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@YourAnonNews That's an insult to female genitalia. Darren Wilson's a fucking TURD.

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GOD BLESS AMERICA🇺🇸🦅🎇🎆 Jury #verdict There is a God

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@tyrantasorus it's pretty rad to have a Thai mom who can explain this

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@kylegriffin1 Dear Puerto Ricans: We need y'all here in Alabama too!

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@jbendery for a faction that relentlessly touts FREEDOM, they sure are fixated on conformity

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OMG hit tweet lemme promote MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS IN MENS/BOYS RESTROOMS #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

Walz signs bill requiring schools to stock period products in boys' bathrooms

Schools districts and charter schools in Minnesota will be required to stock period products in all school bathrooms for free use, including in all boys’ bathrooms.

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@KHOU "The bill also would not make it illegal for an employer to contact you, just illegal for them to reprimand an employee who does not respond." SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

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@Jasper_Craven @JoeBiden @bfp_news Woman on the left looks like she's the one who dropped em & wants em back

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@BriannaWu I'm convinced this is how Debate was invented: conversation as competition. Dudes tend to treat discussions about problem-solving as a win-lose endeavor. Women tend to facilitate discussions about problem-solving as a way to reach consensus & actually solve the problem.

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@Cosmopolitan nah, we can STILL totally tell they're jerkin it while standing around a kids' playground

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Sony be like "there's a shortage of Hawaiian actresses" #AlohaMovie @ValaBlack http://t.co/e9aDoK2Wce

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@maddow I have not been impressed by the job this judge has been doing.

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@Freeyourmindkid YEP Debbie Harry literally mentions Fab Five Freddie (the Black man who introduced her to rap) in the lyrics of "Rapture"... so anyone claiming "she invented rap" is refuted in the song itself!

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@vinylswift89 Edinburgh is closer to the Arctic Circle than the equator so their daylight lasts much longer approaching Summer Solstice (longest day of the year for the Northern hemisphere) daylight helps balance the contrast of the image in camera & brings out the details

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@solstice0612 @DailyCaller Right? Unless he's wearing swastikas or white supremacy t-shirts, there's no reason to comment on his appearance.

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@DesiJed wait WHAT

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@mcnees um hey @jack & @Support y'all are never gonna sell Twitter until you actually PAY ATTENTION to content reports

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@Freeyourmindkid We learned about "the Fall Line" as a geographical feature in Alabama History, but there was no mention in class of its influence on modern Alabama demographics. The soil along that ancient coastline is perfect for growing cotton :(

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@WishesRescue hard to believe this is the same neglected cat before being rescued! 🙀

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@nowthisnews Notice how Sikhs are OVER even trying to educate bigots on Sikhs vs Muslims, b/c it obv never worked the 1st few times they tried it.

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@the_coins Why is this necessary? For medical records?

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@randileeharper Hey @sxsw don't BLAME VICTIMS OF HARASSMENT for making an unsafe space when YOU'RE the ones who should their safety.

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@Cozy4Eva so heartbreaking to see someone take advantage of a senior with cognitive issues & twist them for political points 😢💔 I wish your grandpa a happy & peaceful retirement far from ppl who'd misrepresent him 💜

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@Karnythia hope she's shivering in her black mold living room

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@Karnythia omg HER LIFE IS IN DANGER she needs to LEAVE

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@Freeyourmindkid I get so frustrated when white libs say "Alabama is a red state & should be launched into the sun" when our population is 27% Black & heavily voter-suppressed. WE NEED HELP, not disrespect.

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What's a fictional character death you're never going to recover from?

Solstice 🚀 -- Support the Blue 🌊 🌴💙

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What's a fictional character death you're never going to recover from?

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@WhiteHouse MTG really selling Bidenomics & talking up its best points wasn't on my 2023 Bingo card... but here we are

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@SilentSamIAm 🏳️‍🌈🐸🐸🌈

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@DEADLINE Sending healing wishes for Anne Heche, her family, & the homeowner whose house was destroyed. Just an awful, awful situation all round😢

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previous PotUSes be like "WELCOME TO THE SOUL-CRUSHING GRIND OF THE MOST COMPLICATED MULTITASKING JOB IN THE WORLD, MTHRFCKR" @JJ_Bola

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@NYDailyNews that poor kid :(

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@xtinalasirena @moneyymaya EXACTLY dude has a PhD in Chem he knows what he did, no foolery all b/c he can't handle a newborn crying

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@ddale8 Je suis Miss Flint

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@yashar @RonanFarrow And the Pulitzer goes to RONAN FARROW

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@mel_thegreat I'd be locking down all my online accounts & changing my phone# NGL

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@DrJenGunter @FedEx YIKES I didn't know any rando could just bill a package delivery to someone's FedEx account

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100,000th tweet. ONE HUNDRED THOUSANDTH. Still all about cats 😻 Claudia Black 💖 science fiction 👽 & porn 👉👌😇 http://t.co/8COCGwqksK

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@meganamram hello 911 I'd like to report a 🔥🔥🔥🚒

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@AYoungReporter @Karnythia WTF her hashtag #imnotracist ??? what planet ????

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I'm much older than that. I listened to Kate Bush on CASSETTE TAPE.

deray

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Remember, you knew Kate Bush before Stranger Things made Running Up That Hill a new hit because Maxwell’s ‘This Woman’s Work’ was originally hers. Maxwell’s cover became the one we all know!

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@sassycrass @cleothemuse Does this article's photos have a better representation of non-extreme early stage monkeypox?

Photos show what a monkeypox rash looks like, and how it progresses over time

Unlike chickenpox, monkeypox causes a rash that starts on the face, and moves down to the arms and legs. Red spots become raised and fill with pus.

www.businessinsider.com

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@tarastrong @BriannaWu Forever homed Forever my baby girl Forever in my heart Requiescat in pacem 10 Sept 2002 - 7 April 2021

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If you can dial a rotary phone, operate a phonograph, drive stick shift, AND transfer files via Bluetooth, troubleshoot a printer problem, & use your mobile phone as a hotspot for your gaming PC... you're the last of a dying generation.

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