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@MichaelShanks

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I’m sorry, that just happens to be the way I FEEL about it….

Joined April 2009
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 months
Yep. I bit the bullet. Come sign up for a personalized greeting from ME 😱 #cameo
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Hey. Better late than never.
@NetflixGeeked
Netflix Geeked
4 years
Stargate locked! The classic sci-fi series Stargate: SG1 is coming to Netflix on December 1st.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
5 years
I’m here for a good time #WeWantStargate
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Like so many of you, I am gutted by the news of @cliffmsimon tragic death. He was a talent at EVERYTHING he tried and I was lucky enough to call him my friend. Cliff lived his life to the fullest extent of anyone I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. ❤️ 💔❤️ Rest now. Man.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Wait a minute.....fifty?!? 5-0??? When the FU@$ did THAT happen!?!? I was just like 30....something...ish five fricken minutes ago. STOP THE COUNT...STOP THE......😋
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
5 years
Week 4 of social isolation got me like....
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
Soooo….my Father’s Day gift from my family arrived yesterday: a 12 inch Daniel Jackson…. Go ahead. The jokes write themselves. And I guarantee I’ve already told most of them 😎
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
All of mine..
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
To the dumbfuc🐴 who started some ridiculous rumour that I have arachnophobia and had to be “blindfolded” during replicator scenes..? A: I do not have a phobia of any kind B: replicators were entirely CGI. They don’t exist. This has been a message from non morons 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🖕🏼
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
Clearly summer is over…
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
F your curiosity. I said “Don’t. Open. It…..”
@AFP
AFP News Agency
3 years
A mysterious leaden sarcophagus discovered in the bowels of Paris' Notre-Dame cathedral after it was devastated by a fire will soon be opened and its secrets revealed, French archaeologists said
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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The best gift someone can give you is their memory. Goddamn did we have fun making this terrible, terrible movie. But, as Shannen reminded me of during the shoot: “it’s the BAD ones that give us the best stories to tell….” #RIP Shannnen I’ll be telling those stories forever ❤️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
STOP sending me your alien theories
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
“....saving the world...”🤦🏼‍♂️
@BrittanyNS92
Brittany Sheehan
4 years
@MichaelShanks Wow. Seriously Michael. You know I can't believe I was your fan. I love SG, but you have ruined it for me by being such a moron. You're not even American, for you to throw such shade at MY president- while he is only saving the world- is disgraceful. You should be ashamed.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
If you are asking someone to "keep your opinion to yourself" on twitter, then it is clear, that you have completely missed the point of "twitter".....and should probably fuck off
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
And she’s probably gonna punch me in the junk for posting this, but: I ❤️ you @LexaDoig
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
Thanks for all the b’day love ❤️❤️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
An awful lot of pleas for ‘civility’ coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd tonight...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
Hope it wasn’t anybody I know….👽
@CBSNews
CBS News
2 years
Pentagon officials say the object shot down over Alaska Friday was about the "size of a small car" and not similar in size or shape to the Chinese surveillance balloon that was taken down off the coast of South Carolina last week.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
150,000 dead. 30 million unemployed. Impeached. Bounties on US soldiers. The next time some #MAGA fuckstick wants a debate, they can suck the business end of my asshole. Never before in (my) history has a group of humans warranted so much disdain. Bring it.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
I love taxes if they lead to better equality. And I don’t even live in the USA and I paid 100 times the taxes that Orange Buffoon did last year to the IRS. Fucking embarrassment
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Interesting that you hold an actor to a higher standard than @realDonaldTrump whom you do clearly support. In which case: FUCK OFF. You have no place in this timeline or this fandom. I revel in your hypocrisy
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Dylan Raymond (GB packers owner)
4 years
@Sassa_61 @MichaelShanks No, what I'm saying is that if you want to use your position of influence (being famous) then you should do so in a tactful and informative way, not childish making fun of. Actors have the same rights. But they have more responsibilities because of their larger than average reach
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
For the last 2 days I have been struggling to find the words to describe the man and the legacy that @CarmenArgenzian left behind. I can’t do it justice but to say: if I am 1% of the professional, gentleman, actor and human being that this man was... then I have lived a life
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
This is a good day for Democracy...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
Finished with vaccination today because fu$king #science Not Jesus. Not assholes on Facebook #SCIENCE p.s. that’s also why you’re able to read this from a world away on a screen in REAL time #Science
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
Love how much impact #StargateRising had tonight. Awesome fans. Listening @MGM_Studios ??
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
One person is responsible for this grotesque shit show. And he will be held accountable for every drop of blood spilled. @realDonaldTrump
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Narrator: “They were never going to be friends...”
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Cody Miller
4 years
@MichaelShanks You see I liked you as an actor especially during your Stargate SG-1 days but after seeing your Twitter feed during this election, I don't care for you so much anymore, I hope you can replace that hate you have in your heart with love but until then you lost me as a fan
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
She needs a coat of paint, but she still looks 😘🇫🇷
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
On the left is “Hudson”. On the right is “Hicks”. If you don’t get it, then you need to dig a little deeper into your “sci fi” understanding…
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Pumpkin pie is just a delivery device for whip cream. Fight me.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Time to flush this turd
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
This Dipshit is determined to be on the wrong side of history on EVERY issue. He was always a self serving hypocrite and liar. Hope he is remembered as such.
@ksorbs
Kevin Sorbo
4 years
In 10 years we will be seeing commercials saying “If you or a loved one suffered from the COVID-19 vaccination you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
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Michael Shanks
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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@TheCompanionApp
The Companion
3 years
Have you heard the news yet? 😱 @amandatapping will be joining @MichaelShanks and @dhewlett to read a NEW #Stargate script created by an A.I. for an experiment created by @bradtravelers and @lmoroney ! Find out how you can join to watch the premiere here:
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
Today I was reminded that I am a mere 3 years away from getting the ‘seniors discount’ at Denny’s….So I guess there’s that…🫤
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
That debate was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I was in this:
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
Set all your #Nike clothes on fire. But please do it while you are still wearing them ☺️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
Happy 17th to the girl who inherited every facial expression I’ve ever had ❤️❤️❤️❤️ you Mia❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
1 year
In case you’re wondering where all of our “fabulous” reaction shots were manufactured cc: ⁦ @RealPDeLuise ⁩ ⁦ @BaronDestructo
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
The toddler will stop throwing the tantrum when you STOP giving him attention...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
2020 is what happens when Stephen King rewrites the last few chapters of a Tom Clancy Novel
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
What you need to understand is this: whether you are the Taliban. Or the ridiculous conservative parties here or south of the border: if you want to send women’s rights back to the dark ages- I will fight you. Here. There. Or anywhere. To the death. Bring it on. I’m fucking game.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
And 2021 was going so well...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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He’s leaving the country angry, and more in debt than ever. Yep. Ran it just like his businesses 👌🏼
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
1 year
And finally: a ⁦ @RealPDeLuise ⁩ cameo that didn’t make the cut… ⁦ @BaronDestructo ⁩ ⁦ @dansheastunts
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
To everyone who didn’t understand: I’m not ‘leaving’ Twitter. I’ll be here until the end. Just thought I should prep a lifeboat on a diff platform 🌞
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@MichaelShanks
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“We should rest…” #StargateAI
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
By this logic you should hire my cat for your workouts; because he is definitively NOT a yoga instructor...
@kirstiealley
Kirstie Alley
4 years
I’m voting for @realDonaldTrump because he’s NOT a politician. I voted for him 4 years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. He gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. There you have it folks there you have it🙄
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
After purging obvious trolls with freshly minted “blue check marks” I’ve decided to do what I never thought I’d do: take up residence on Instagram michaelshanks1970 Join me over there. Bunkered in for what seems like the inevitable collapse of this platform. I’ll stay here but 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
My 80’s ‘sweater-vest’ is soooo awesome #Unspeakable #CBC
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Wait until you see what 2020 has planned for the mid-season two parter....
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Can’t believe this little trouble maker is turning 22 years young today. Proud of the young woman she has become today. Happy birthday little bug!!! 👧🏽❤️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
The first look at my daughters film. So proud @tatianashanks
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
And here I am ⁦ @JewelStaite ⁩ sitting in your old hotel room in #Montreal shooting #theDetectives wearing the exact same shirt, and giving you more attitude 💅🏻
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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He prefers the “yellow” ones...
@BaronDestructo
Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
4 years
It doesn't look it, but trust me. He was super high for this entire scene. #Stargate #Atlantis #StargateAtlantis #SGA
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
The big guy is breaking out all his crayons for this sunset….😮
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Well. That 4 years happened....
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
Waiting to see how good these doctors really are 😷🤫
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
Morning visitors #MeanwhileInCanada 🇨🇦
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
Scratching an item off of my Canadian actor bucket list today. #DDay #HeritageMinute Now excuse me while I invade Normandy...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Twitter is often just ‘Moron Whac-a-Mole’
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
This is because Marty McFly stole that sports Almanac. Could somebody cowboy up and fix this shitty timeline please?
@CNNPolitics
CNN Politics
6 years
Kim Kardashian will visit the White House today to discuss prison reform
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
Dear #Trumptards #RussianBots and #whitenationalists the world over? Keep bringing your propaganda bullshit. I’ll keep shoving it up your ass #sideways 😇🖕🏼
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
Of Scotch we cherished. You go BEFORE. I will see you soon....and model my leftover in the model you created. I will miss your counsel. But will always have your voice in my ear. The #GOAT My Italian mentor. We have lost a legend. May he always be remembered with a smile ❤️❤️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
Headline: “Man pays 44BN$ for penis enlargement, becomes giant dick”
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@mcuban $8 for all
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
5 years
90% of the coffee I drink is to help me wake up from my 20’s......
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
5 years
Just gonna use this bottle of hand-mouth-throat sanitizer and “self quarantine” for a bit. Nighty-night Twitter 😏
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Job opening for those with a specific set of “skills”...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Welcome Back America We missed You
@TheClaudiaBlack
Claudia Black SEP
4 years
Oh dear my eyes emptied yet again 👇🏼
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone! 🎈🎉🎁
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
5 years
It’s coming....
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
I find it interesting when the supporters of the “pussy-grabber-in-chief” demand that I show “respect” to him. The minute he shows respect for the multitude of people that he has 💩upon he will garner respect from me. In the meantime “you reap what you sow” should come to mind..
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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Worth remembering. Rest you well Carmen. In a business full of liars, con men and thieves you were ALWAYS one of the good guys. The one you model yourself after. And look to,to show you how to be a better actor and MAN. I will see you again, old friend. And raise that glass
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
I call bullshit...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
Just to be CLEAR: Out of all the storylines that i have portrayed characters in. Be the fictional, allegoric, historical or theoretical. The only one that i can truly embrace 100%, in both my political and value based philosophies? Is from #Megasnake . Always. Fight. GIANT. SNAKES
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
2 years
The only thing wrong with this team up, was that we didn’t get MORE 😉❤️ @dhewlett
@dhewlett
David "Stargate Genius Leader" Hewlett
2 years
That guy is pure class and sass...I loved being teamed up with @MichaelShanks ! #Stargate
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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@HistoricaCanada
Historica Canada
5 years
WATCH: A brand new #HeritageMinute pays tribute to the North Shore New Brunswick Regiment (NSR) ahead of #DDay75 . Through the story of Major Archie MacNaughton and his men, we remember the sacrifices of Canadian soldiers who fought on D-Day.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Twitter trolls are unusually sensitive these days 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
7 years
Of course. I will ALWAYS be there for my favorite people in the cinematic universe. The shows guardians, and the fans of this BEAUTIFUL franchise. See you all on the other side 😘💁🏼‍♂️
@StargateNow
Stargate Now
7 years
@MichaelShanks Thanks for tweeting out Joe's blog to point them in this direction. Would you consider following us & participating in the 3/9 tweet event? See Joe's blog entry for today. The fans would go wild to have U there.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
I CARE. FUCK YOU @FLOTUS
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
“Nothing in life is more enlightening, than to fight for a cause that is bigger than yourself” -John McCain
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
“Merry Monolithmas” (w/ special guest star Alias’s #MichaelVartan ) 🎅🏽❤️🤶🏽Love from our family to yours xo
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
I double dare it…🤓
@bradtravelers
Brad Wright
3 years
Fun science experiment: Could a world-class AI write a #Stargate script interesting enough for the show's stars to perform at a reunion? Could I be putting myself out of work? You can help me and @TheCompanionApp find out and get involved here:
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Anyone else look at this picture and see nothing but jock strap?....No?...well you do now. You’re Welcome 😊
@BaronDestructo
Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
4 years
I am Iron Man. Or "some similarly cool alien alloy" Man. #Stargate #Universe #StargateUniverse #SGU
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
Gotta think of a question quick….any ideas?
@TheCompanionApp
The Companion
3 years
Have you recorded your question for #Stargate legend Richard Dean Anderson, yet?🎙️ Catch him LIVE this Saturday on The Companion talking about MacGyver, SG-1 and all points in between
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
8 years
In case anyone is wondering IF WOMEN will change the world? They've been doing it for all time, they just haven't gotten the credit #justwait
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
The view from work today ☺️
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
3 years
Jack is back! Join ⁦ @amandatapping ⁩ and RDA as we venture once again under the control and influence of AI exclusively on ⁦⁦ @TheCompanionApp ⁩ in May ‘22
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
8 years
You mean "someone who is qualified for their job a FUCK of a lot more than you are?" You fucking shit-wit...
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Clearly, we seem to be divided on the issue of ‘peas’ in Lasagna. One could say we are ‘split’... #SplitPeas
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Michael Shanks
4 years
We’ve been fighting Nazi’s since ‘39 and Russians since ‘45. Guess we gotta keep doing it...
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
No. Fucking. Shit.
@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
4 years
Of course teachers and families are afraid.
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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Hey! Lookie: we gonna interact with humans again!!! ❤️
@GalaxyConOnline
GalaxyCon Virtual
3 years
Meet @MichaelShanks on Sunday, June 27th at 2PM ET with @galaxyconlive Find Out More: Video Chat One-to-One, Get Personalized Autographs, and see a FREE Live Stream Q&A! #StargateSG1 #Stargate #Scifi #comicconathome #celebrityzoom #galaxyconlive
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
Congrats fuckstick. You’ve just been upgraded from #NationalEmbarrassment to #InternationalEmbarrassment . 👏
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
PM Justin Trudeau of Canada acted so meek and mild during our @G7 meetings only to give a news conference after I left saying that, “US Tariffs were kind of insulting” and he “will not be pushed around.” Very dishonest & weak. Our Tariffs are in response to his of 270% on dairy!
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
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30 comments and not ONE making some “GOAULD” eye glow reference??? C’mon man. You guys are really slacking off 🫤. #iamdisappointed
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
iPhone has both “Ascended” 🧖🏼‍♀️and “Ghost Doctor” 🧖🏼🧖🏼‍♂️emoji’s. #ImJustSayin
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
4 years
Sure. But “Whiny Snot-Nosed little Bitch” doesn’t sound that dignified. Plus “Agent Orange” is taken...
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
4 years
Geraldo Rivera suggests the coronavirus vaccine should be named after Trump to cheer him up about losing the election
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@MichaelShanks
Michael Shanks
6 years
@realDonaldTrump Seriously. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
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