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3 years

watching someone play a video game and having someone watch you play video games is an underrated way to spend quality time together

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7 years

ENGLISH 👏 HAS 👏 GENDER 👏 NEUTRAL 👏 PRONOUNS 👏 FUCKING 👏 USE 👏 THEM 👏 NOT 👏 EVERY 👏 LANGUAGE 👏 HAS 👏 THAT 👏 LUXURY

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3 years

tumblr gets it

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@maskofbun @Nilla4Real

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7 years

german culture is talking to other germans in english online

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2 years

anime wasnt lying the power of friendship is some dope shit

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5 years

Nott the Brave 💚 @samriegel 📷 @squirrelgraphy ✏️ @ornerine #CriticalRoleCosplay #CriticalRole #MightyNein

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5 years

they really shot that in the most boring way possible huh? this has like no energy

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Watch Will Smith perform "Prince Ali" in this new clip from #Aladdin !

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5 years

this is up there with batman with the catwoman butt jiggle level of uncomfortable

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4 years

17-year-old aspiring murderer charged with murder

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BREAKING: A 17-year-old aspiring cop has been charged with murder in Kenosha.

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4 years

sims 4 cat flower pot... my beloved

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5 years

im just having flashbacks to that poor peter pan actor that was trending years ago and hope this woman will be alright

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3 years

you have an 8h shift working service with a mask, you remind a customer to wear his right, he’s been here 10 mins and says he can’t breathe right, you remind him twice more to put his mask over his nose, as soon as you turn around he pulls it back down. you see 50 more like him

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2 years

since korra destroyed the cycle, her being the only guidance for the next avatar is gonna be chaotic as hell and im so down

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2 years

BREAKING: It's happening. An original animated series following the next earth Avatar in the cycle after Aang and Korra is coming in 2025 from Paramount and Avatar Studios. All the info:

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5 years

why is this delivery so fucking funny adfdgjk

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3 years

@Loudwindow gone girl basically nailed it

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2 years

almost like that time they released their last traditionally animated movies in the worst weeks possible with terrible advertisment to justify not doing traditional animation or when they made that movie with an asian lead and released it in the worst weeks possible with terribl-

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2 years

This movie came out today and is Disney's first film with a lead character being LGBTQ and it actually being part of the movies plot. They have been barely advertising it until the last week

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5 years

blizzard really had all of that content just lying around just in case they offended the human rights of a whole country that they wanted people to forget about huh

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5 years

you know what i love? the contrast of people in fancy clothes with accessories that don't match. like people in nice dresses but wearing sneakers or those concert ribbons on their wrists. people in suits putting on a hoodie.

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5 years

so american youtube drama: one dude cheats on gf with other woman german youtube drama: leading political party starts feud with youtuber over climate change video?

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6 years

my barista didnt charge me extra for soy milk in my coffee, she said she’s also lactose intolerant and knows the problem. so robin if you out there reading this - u cute

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3 years

working in a cinema has unique photo opportunities sometimes

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1 year

its now featured on tv tropes as well @maskofbun #trigun

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3 years

ah yes, cops, famous for not shooting people accidentally

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Alec Baldwin says cops should be on every movie set that uses guns to 'monitor safety'

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3 years

. @Loudwindow gets it

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4 years

apparently my old professor sends people my masters thesis as example on how one should look and excuse me imma ride that high for the rest of the day

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5 years

love how youtube forces me to watch two advertisments before a video and then another one in the middle of the video and then another two at the end of the video. man can’t imagine why people use adblock

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7 years

@dicklessdavie @starteas but sweaty, dictionaries disagree with you

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2 years

we’ve had so many young teens come in to watch minions wearing suits. is this a tiktok thing

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2 years

hate the concept of trade evolutions in pokemon like the seperation is inducing so much stress to this creature it changes its being entirely until it is unrecognisable

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6 years

me, looking for jobs for after graduating:

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6 years

Just Because A Fandom Ruined Public Image Of A Show Doesn't Make The Show Bad BBC's Sherlock Is the Sole Exception To This Rule

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3 years

"a story of an angry man."

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3 years

Nomura has a message on the official Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin Japanese site. Here's the translation of his comment! He wanted to make a game with the theme of "a story of an angry man."

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6 years

@CritRoleFaces @Marisha_Ray @VoiceOfOBrien

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2 years

all these people going like “my [insert YouTube celebrity] would never do this” like bruh (nb) please learn from this. I’ve been there with the parasocial relationships but if this thing with the try guys hurt you, this is your chance to learn from it and distance yourself

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8 years

one of my favorite little spots in @masseffect andromeda i found the other day

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4 years

banning him from twitter better not be the only consequence trump gets for the thousands of deaths he is personaly responsible for

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5 years

i’m a simple girl. i see art supplies, i go feral

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4 years

franchises rely too often on smart characters having to explain the plot to people. let stupid charactes deliver exposition

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3 years

why does this trainer look like a divorced dad with depression

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3 years

i hate this trope in media where small boob girl is jealous of big boob girl for having big boobs. i was gonna go deeper into it but i dont feel like explaining it just fucking sucks stop doing it

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6 years

the real moral lesson to be learnt from detroit become human is apparently that your game will sell if you include a clueless white twink with brown hair so get on it game developers

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6 years

in 2019 i wish for executives to stop making decisions that make homophobes feel more comfortable

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4 years

one boy, generations apart

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2 years

im sorry if i were in a relationship i would simply not cheat

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4 years

seeing the word “lemon” to describe a fic immediately transports me 15 years into the past

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4 years

i love the concept of a glass canon. like just the image of someone being able to obliterate you in one hit but then getting knocked out by tripping on a lego

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5 years

you don't need a boyfriend to steal a hoodie. your bigger friends are just as great a source to steal hoodies from

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4 years

you know we make fun of the blue avatar movie but there is the moment at the end of the film where giant alien gf cradles her tiny human boyfriend that lives rent free in my head

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4 years

there he is

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6 years

1:30am, time to make a mollymauk shitpost

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3 years

moodboard

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i want a series like Steven Universe but revenge and violence is okay

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4 years

@rabidwooloo @nej_imas

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3 years

through elaborate schemes, my sim is now dating the grim reaper

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4 years

if i ever have kids imma buy some truly cursed shit to keep around the house and act weird about it so my kids have some stories to tell

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4 years

i’m so sick of live action adaptations

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11 months

marge simpson voice: look at how they massacred my boy

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Roronoa Zoro

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4 years

this dude canonically invented apple juice in the final fantasy 7 universe

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2 years

the npcs like

FOLLOW GEOMETRYYAOI PLZ

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laughing at this stupid fallout mod

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5 years

pray for all the poor cinema workers tomorrow when frozen comes out. and burn an offering to the gods for when star wars comes out while you’re at it

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6 years

i dont need to know spanish to know i'm offended

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¿Qué serie de animación os gustaba más? RT 🔄 Pokémon MG 💟 Digimon

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3 years

I got my phone a little chair

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2 years

me: oh this movie is 11 years old me, after doing math actually: 2001 IS 21 YEARS AGO

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3 years

remember when art theft used to require either 1) heist skills or 2) art skills? miss those days when some mad lad would paint a copy of the mona lisa and pretend it was real

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red circle 1: you know whats super threatening? red circle 2: taking out shirts off red circle 1: hell yes #Riverdale

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5 years

do you too, like not knowing what the fuck is going on? then the witcher is right for you

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2 years

do you think the guys that invented turkish oil wrestling were just really bad at gay sex

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5 years

@Loudwindow exorcist: i want us to try some breathing exercises. breathe out... possessed human, projectile vomits exorcist: breathe in

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this scene shows so obviously the limitations between animation and life action. you cant really show the all the stuff genie does in the original and make it believable but even so the shots are boring and uninspired. the cuts are have no rythym. the music doesnt build

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3 years

sorry i dont have a cowboy hat

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6 years

i dont understand how people say that any language sounds ugly. it always depends on how its spoken!!

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3 years

whenever i use salt i think about... him

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finally

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in a few weeks this will be reality be careful guys

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4 years

yearning for her

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4 years

every single teenage kpop fan coming to watch the bts movie today wore a mask but every third adult in the last screening i had to remind to pull their mask over their noses

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3 years

excuse me i need 20

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This electrical pin was exhibited at the 1867 Paris Exhibition. When connected to a battery, the jaws chatter and the eyes roll.

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its objectively a good movie with a lot of talent and passion and personally a lot of fun. can recommend wholeheartedly

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The very low box office numbers for #BirdsOfPrey is honestly so heartbreaking. If you’re a Margot Robbie fan, DC fan, overal CBMs fan, supportive of female drive films & diversity in film in front and behind the camera, please please go watch this film as many times as you can!!

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i love the implication in welcome to racoon city that the reason leon hasnt been affected by the tvirus in the water like other people in town is that he has been drinking beer exclusively

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its so funny to me that digimons size isnt indicative of their level like both of these are the same level these two bitches are the same level.

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make em wait for it... boom

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i miss that week where everyone was singing sea shanties

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3 years

since everyone conveniently forgot about this when the stupid kenobi trailer dropped

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3 years

Disney Censors Same-Sex Affection in Pixar Films, According to Letter From Employees via @variety

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4 years

"think about what a character would wear" huh

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🎨 Cosmetic Contest Tip No. 1 Think about what your character would wear. Would shy and quiet Dwight REALLY take his shirt off? Probably not.

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3 years

why did they put the same guy like 20 times

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The cast of Christopher Nolan's OPPENHEIMER (so far)

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old hollywood movies

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sailor moon is so fucking cool as a concept. moon princess and her royal guard is named after the planets?? like helloo??

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3 years

Disney Censors Same-Sex Affection in Pixar Films, According to Letter From Employees via @variety

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3 years

@Loudwindow that was one of my favorite things in digimon - while not old fantasy setting - but just random shit where you dont expect it. phoneboths at a beach, a cruiseliner in the desert, a fridge full of eggs next to natural hot springs

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2 years

All the fired Twitter employees should just come together and make Twitter 2

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