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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

19 days

Couldn’t handle a bad bitch even if you tried

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Guys who open the car door for you >>>

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Ngl sometimes I feel quite pretty, but only sometimes though

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

5 years

We’re fucking regardless of what I’m wearing. All the clothes are gonna come off anyways one way or another 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Calyssa

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4 years

I can give you something to eat 🤝

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Fuck sex, do you even like picnic, museum, or beach dates? That’s the real question here

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Ditch the bra, but wear a mask. Free the titty and protect the city ✨

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Guys who respect women (all women, not just the ones they think are cute) are so much more attractive than guys who disrespect women for no reason or after they don’t get what they want from them

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

I want to go on a beach date SO BAD

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I just learned that the man who played Alaric in The Vampire Diaries is a Trump supporter and I actually want to cry now bc wtf dude

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Hey Twitter, Happy Valentine’s Day!! 😘❤️

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

:p + 🤨

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

They bludgeoned Vanessa Guillen to death, dismembered her body, set her on fire, and buried her in 3 different places. No one did anything to help. We are not fucking celebrating the birth of this country today. #JusticeForVanessaGuillen

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

When Nicki Minaj said “ass fat, yeah I know” I felt that

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Truly absurd that I don’t have a bf

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

1 year

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Interact with this tweet in some way if you’ve ever seen the movie “Over the Hedge”

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

My first “bf” told me I was too ugly to be seen with in public while we were “dating” and now he watches my ig stories even though we don’t follow each other anymore....anyways, heyyy

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Customers who are mean to employees for no reason (especially during a PANDEMIC and holiday season) are so gross like have some fucking respect, they’re working their asses off and there’s no need to make things harder on them

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

🧞‍♀️🔮

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

2 years

Two for you 😚

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Good morning to men that place importance on opening car doors for women

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

You could pick a flower out of a crack in the sidewalk and give it to me and I’d be so happy. It’s the little things and I want them so bad :/

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Pretty eyes + pretty rock :)

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Tbh I’m doing way better without the people I thought would still be in my life rn....

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Ok so I’m too scared to post this on Instagram rn, but yeah look lol I sing!! And I write songs that I never finish!! Came up with these lines off the top of my head and I like how they came out so here I am sharing this with you all. That’s it.

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Feeling like Cinderella 💙

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

:)

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Did anyone need a new picture for their Lock Screen?

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

I need my coochie DEVOURED

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Posting this for research purposes (for Annaly and Tina)

Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

As a white girl I must say I can actually twerk quite well....who needs video proof?

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

If I had a bf and I found out he sexually assaulted and emotionally manipulated another woman or multiple women I would simply break up with him bc I would never condone that behavior, but hey maybe that’s just me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Tiktok took this down for “adult nudity and sexual activity” so I’m posting it here

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Guys who keep their word are so hot

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

ME AND WHO??????

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

2 years

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Relationships should be 50/50, he worships the ground I walk on and I suck his dick

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Twitter gets to see these too 💛

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB 😭

Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I have my first job interview tomorrow and I just got an email saying my FAFSA has been processed. God is good 🙏🏻

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Lmaoooo

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

PLEASE HOW DID I LOSE FOLLOWERS AFTER POSTING ASS? 😭 They must be scared of this badonkadonk 😔🤚🏻

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Christmas dress ❤️

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

If I had a bf I’d be giving him the sloppiest top today for National Boyfriend’s Day 🙄

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

5 years

These bitches are so FAKE omfg their behavior is just 🤢🤢🤢

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

If the sex isn’t passionate then what’s the point? 😐

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

I’m loyal in the “we’re just fucking” stage

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

I need my pussy ate extremely disrespectfully 😔

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Lol I feel so bad for my exes sometimes

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Don’t ask me if I’m ok, sometimes I skip meals bc I’m too lazy to get up and make myself food

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Fuck texting, I want to go on a late night drive with you and have a parked car convo

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Why do some people have such a problem throwing their trash away or cleaning up after themselves especially in public places where there’s a trashcan around every corner???! It’s really not that hard

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Checking my bank account after going on a shopping spree is not good for my mental health

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

It’s simple, he drives the car looking all cute and I sit in the passenger seat while he calls me pretty every 5 minutes

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I took some bomb ass nudes in the shower today and I was gonna send them to this one guy and then I realized he unadded me on sc out of nowhere for no reason...man wtf I hate men

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

I don’t think we talk about young Ashton Kutcher enough. Also, the fact that he runs THORN, an organization that uses all of its resources to protect and rescue young children from child sex trafficking? Amazing.

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Should I send booty pics out for Christmas bc I’m a ho ho hoe or would that be too much?

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

Job shamers are SO WEIRD to me like how can you make fun of anyone who is out there busting their ass to create a better future for themselves and others? Like what in the fuck, a job is a job and anyone working should be applauded bc this shit ain’t easy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Damn bitch, it sounds like the world is ending outside...

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Did you feel the heaviest weight lifted off your shoulders as soon as you graduated or was your high school experience normal? Anyways, I survived bullying, humiliation, high standards, etc., and I got all A’s and B’s every single semester BY MYSELF. I’m proud and I’m happy :)

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Fuck Christopher Columbus, we do NOT like that mf here

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I snuck out of my dad’s house for the first time last night (even though I’m 18 so it shouldn’t matter) and I went on a long drive with this guy and we just talked and vibed and then we ran into my best friend at her job 😂 it was amazing lol I felt so free and so happy

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I’m extremely grateful for everything I have in life. Everyone and everything in my life rn is a blessing and I just hope everyone I love knows how much I love and appreciate them.

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I accept everyone here :) except for racists, rapists, sexual abusers, emotional manipulators, homophobics, and hateful ass bitches that hate for no reason. Yeah, you guys can choke....but to everyone else, hi I love you and I accept you <3

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Guys be like “I know a spot” and then take you to an empty parking lot

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Mfs will get a gf and stop following me on social media, but then the second they break up they’ll start following me again....or mfs will talk to me and then get a gf and after they break up they’ll start talking to me again....why do they always come back??

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

The first year I get to vote and those two idiots are my only options? I hate it here

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Um yeah so my best friend that I’ve done everything with since 7th grade just told me she doesn’t want to be friends anymore at all and just unfollowed and unadded me on everything and I - 2020 has really broken me down in every way possible like yes thank you so much ✌🏻

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

He doesn’t even care. He’s completely fine and I’m so fucking hurt rn

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Laying in bed naked after a shower just feels so so peaceful

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Had sex in a random field today up in Solvang....call that naked and afraid

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

This is the most stress free I’ve felt in MONTHS

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I miss riding dick

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Alright, who designed the canvas layout? I just wanna talk...

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

WHO TF IS ADRIAN AND WHY IS HE HAVING A KICKBACK??!

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

If you take me to the fair I’ll suck your dick on the ferris wheel <3

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

5 years

I need some head

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

I’m officially no longer a case anymore

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

3 years

If you’re fucking me raw AND ON TOP OF THAT, NOT PULLING OUT, you better not be fucking ANYBODY else. That shit is extremely disrespectful to me. I hope that dude rots in hell

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

The sexual tension between me and crying every time someone raises their voice at me even just a little bit 🥲

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Y’all ever scare yourselves sometimes? I be like “omg it’s 3am, it’s witching hour” like bitch why would you say that??

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Calyssa

@calyssa_l

4 years

Sometimes I hate the fact that I’m a people pleaser

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