Manager™ @calvin_mutungi Twitter profile

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1 year

If you've curved me, let me be, I've accepted, I've swalllaaaa but don't again start streaking me thirst traps. Ndeka. Go to hell.

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@calvin_mutungi

8 months

You throw on your hard fit, guys are like "eh man, you still have that shirt?"

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

Me : I'm coming home for the holiday Parents : *Fires househelp*

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

Imagine peter parker was bitten by nsenene instead.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

You can't claim you were in national highschool if you didn't take tap lagger.

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@calvin_mutungi

7 months

Going out in an African home is so interesting. Bc you have to start soft launching hints like a week in advance. You'll be watching news and just throw out aka "that's how we shall be next weekend" 😂

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@calvin_mutungi

9 months

Even at gunpoint!!! You guys will just have to wait for wedding pictures and even those ones will just be sent as view once.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

People in the bar when they realise you're in white sneaks

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@calvin_mutungi

1 year

Best in saving snap sounds and never using them

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@calvin_mutungi

1 month

Bro hasn't even reached that internship stage where your supervisor's phone is only on when he's in a meeting or a workshop.

Edxnn🥷🏾

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1 month

Year 2 of uni has made me understand why guys cry in their grad speeches

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@calvin_mutungi

1 month

Guys added Thursday to the weekend and refused to give it back.

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

Us amapiano guys just watching this rap beef.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 months

There's no shame in telling us that you tried and things didn't go well instead of telling us "she's weak"

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@calvin_mutungi

5 months

Mbu the census guys are asking about number of failed talking stages.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

Guys really entered uni expecting Grownish vibes🤦🏽‍♂️

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@calvin_mutungi

1 year

Babes know each other. You might think you're being mysterious, whole time you're the groupchat dp.

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@calvin_mutungi

10 months

Everytime you think you've seen enough of Kampala

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@calvin_mutungi

9 months

Guys have started.

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@calvin_mutungi

5 months

Been forced to start rewatching old movies because they're no longer making any good movies lately. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

Saw this guy drinking a mixture of torerro and bond 7, parents please check on your kids at uni. They're not okay.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

I bet those WhatsApp guys are still on the entanglement saga... This Uganda B thing may reach them next week. 😂

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

Always remember to give thanks to the Lord even when it’s not going your way.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

Guys have tied on J. Cole but it's kawa 👐🏽😂

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

"You only post alcohol on your story" lol you wanted me to post you?

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@calvin_mutungi

5 months

This chic is going to be shocked when our first date is at my regular offals and fries joint.

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@calvin_mutungi

11 months

Naye people out here are shameless, like 3 guys hit on me yesterday. Guys when I said I've given girls a break, I didn't mean I had switched lanes. Respect me.

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

Been waiting on that day the instructions say "do not attempt any question on this paper" but bro😒

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@calvin_mutungi

3 months

The moment when you've over bargained with the jaj guy for a lower price and now you have to cain him jazz to make things less awkward "Bloodi, ebya Trump wabilabye?"

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@calvin_mutungi

9 months

Grownish is just a series. Don't use that as your research paper for uni.

Olami ❤️

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9 months

University 101:

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@calvin_mutungi

1 month

First date can't be in a restaurant because once she sees how quickly I finish those heinz ketchup bottles, there's no way im seeing that second date.

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@calvin_mutungi

8 months

You may think this day has like 30 hours. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@calvin_mutungi

1 month

In the boys chat you don't bring ntondo otherwise you'll suffer, in our gc this guy posted his babe and my boy jazzed him, "guys are posting baddies, you, you're posting your stranger ting" 😭

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@calvin_mutungi

8 months

Ugandan events promoters on victony

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@calvin_mutungi

7 months

I've been broke before but this is a discovery.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

*me going somewhere I don’t know* Jaj guy: mpayo akasanvu Me: sebo ezo nga nyingi, bulijo ngendayo nkumi satu.

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@calvin_mutungi

9 months

Was about to reply to this chic's story with my signature "😂😂😂" and saw her craving sushi... tunalabaa olulala

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

This shoot your shot thing is over rated. Just keep your pride ba dear.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

Me: sends risky text*** Also me: gets offline so that I'm surprised by the reply💀

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@calvin_mutungi

7 months

You have to crack jokes through the pain, it's the only way to make it make sense 😂😂

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

Another year added. Thank you God❤️🤞🏾

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

The misusage of the word's I'm and am, your and you're is a huge turn off.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

+1🙏 Thank you God.

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@calvin_mutungi

11 months

Lecturers think we study their course unit only???

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

The lecturer asked how ict has helped solve poverty and this niggah said betpawa😭

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@calvin_mutungi

2 months

There's nothing worse than a baddie finding you at your worst state.

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

My toxic trait is that once people discover a place I've been a regular at, I dip immediately and have to find another hangout.

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@calvin_mutungi

11 months

If lecturers knew students had this kind of determination when it rains they'd stop canceling lectures.

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@calvin_mutungi

8 months

Scrolling through glovo for 30min just to close the app and go get a rolex is premium pain

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@calvin_mutungi

10 months

Davido? Until we see that ticket price, us we're introverts and we have social anxiety for now.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

Cheesiest pickup line you've ever used? Let's hear them👀

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@calvin_mutungi

7 months

Not in my regime

‎๋࣭ ⭑⚝

@big_kegg2

7 months

7. Y’all letting your partner have a bestie of the opposite gender?

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@calvin_mutungi

10 months

My boy just got his first heart break, bro said he'll come back next sem just nuclear waste, JUST TOXIC, mbu you will have to handle him with gloves. 😂😂I was just happy boy has finally become a man. Now he can join our heartbreaking dream team.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

They want to take us back to school in such weather?? Ahh boss taep.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

Girls when you tell us you have a boyfriend, all we hear is just put in a little more effort. If we don't know the niggah. Ain't no need for brocode. 😂

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

When you've jumped, every car on the road can look your parents'.

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

They're using cricket oval for everything else but cricket

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@calvin_mutungi

1 month

Older women need to understand that our audacity is only just increasing.

Successor Sunny🤎🌻

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1 month

There’s a stage of attracting young boys? Right? Because what’s this? Born in 2000 and you’re there boobing me??

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@calvin_mutungi

8 months

In african homes, shopping is not done until you put on your clothes and model for the family.

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@calvin_mutungi

1 month

Been gyming for 5 months just for people to call me fat??...

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@calvin_mutungi

2 years

When I want to sleep I want to SLEEPPPPPPPP!!!! don't start jazzing me mbu just 30 more minutes and we leave the bar.

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@calvin_mutungi

11 months

With this weather, you wash your clothes now they'll be dry by gabzy. Anyway get your tickets now.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

Even in lockdown y'all want me to view weekend snap stories the way i was doing it before quaro just cause y'all have chilled parents privilege? Shameless mfs 😂

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

But fr though what are you supposed to be doing when they’re singing the birthday song for you??

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@calvin_mutungi

7 months

Sneaky links are starting to forget their place!!! First go back and read through the terms of your contracts.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

But first relax, vin diesel carried a car in ff7??

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@calvin_mutungi

11 months

I know there's a lot of pain in this world but has a chic ever used you as support while she serves her guy rubs?

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

That nyash na nyash song is beyond terrible but the way its stuck in my head.

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

I've already started double texting and we're not yet even in the talking stage.

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

Ever cracked a joke in the dms thinking it'd land you the "you're so funny" but you end up being blocked?

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

People will mistake you minding your own business for a flex. Its crazy innit?

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@calvin_mutungi

1 year

Have y’all ever watched someone’s snap story and checked your calendar just to make sure that it’s really Monday ?😂😂

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@calvin_mutungi

3 months

There's a tendency for barbers to give you such a clean cut when you have nothing to attend but risk telling them that you're headed for an event, see how quick they forget how to even hold the machine.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 months

Taking her out during kampala restaurant week

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@calvin_mutungi

6 months

Dear liqs...

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@calvin_mutungi

18 days

Time keeping is the actual pandemic affecting Africans.

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@calvin_mutungi

8 months

Graduations and that Cheza song.

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

Who knew thieves cry.

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@ESPNF1

3 years

Max Verstappen was brought to tears while watching back his win in Abu Dhabi 🥺

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@calvin_mutungi

2 months

Seen these chocolate making class, for me take me where they make Nile.

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@calvin_mutungi

1 year

You’d thrive in Ugandan uni

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1 year

I can’t be the only one that gets nauseous from breakfast

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

I last said I don't have appetite before I entered uni😂😂

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@calvin_mutungi

3 months

Pls the suits with sneakers trend needs to end.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

Naye I remember signing a petition for students not to cut hair but my head now looks like rema's...

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@calvin_mutungi

9 months

Me and Ruto at Stonehaven Brunch after chopping NAM summit.

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@calvin_mutungi

4 years

If you want to see a budonian flex. Let his fork fall down when he's walking on stonewalk from the mess...He'll act like he never even ate. He'll just walk past and borrow for the rest of the term. 😂💀

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@calvin_mutungi

3 years

EVER gotten drunk to send a risky text but you don’t have anyone to send that shit to? Aha...

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