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1 month
Once we become mutuals, I go first mount your page engage like 5 of your posts, I too like my mutuals 😊❤️
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3 months
Why do y'all smoke after work ?
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If you don't spoil your man, another woman will
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7 days
You people are still sleeping? Noah ark just pass my house now and I don enter oo😂
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21 days
Forget cruise. Some girls DM dey empty, nobody dey toast them.
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19 days
If you like do tomboy, you go still wear pad
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7 days
Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️
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9 days
I like as everybody dey pretend like say we never enter trouble for this country
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8 days
Forget cruise oo Some of us no see food chop today 😅
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10 days
Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️
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15 days
Why didn't you go to church?, yes you🫵🏻😅
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6 days
Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️ Say it back
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9 days
When life favours you, please don't think others are lazy.
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6 days
Being able to afford whatever you want without bothering anyone should be included in your daily prayers.
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25 days
Thank you twitter family🙏♥️
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16 days
Your bress mistakenly hit me and you're saying sorry. Sorry for what?😩
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1 year
@Naija_PR This 😂😂😂💔
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11 days
Good morning my mutuals, today is going to be great😊
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15 days
Spread something today. Love, legs, just spread anything
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16 days
Who dey pray against bad friends, I just dey fall since morning 😅
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10 days
Stay wicked, no let them use "nobody knows tomorrow" whine you.
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11 days
The cemetery is full of unfinished dreams! When you're going hard, go with caution!!
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12 days
God abeg na me remain for bet9ja, run am for me
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10 days
This year crossover cry go choke
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18 days
Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️
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11 days
Stop thinking everyone will regret losing you. You're not money!
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26 days
If you sabi run with big gen message me, work dey this night
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1 month
Best in following back
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9 days
Good morning my mutuals😊❤️ Enjoy your weekend
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Good evening mutuals 😊❤️
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3 months
How many times have you smoked today? Be honest
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17 days
Baddie wey get big tummy na Honorable 😅💔
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27 days
"as I see the shirt I know say na you" Na insult lowkey
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28 days
If you are to impress someone with your cooking skill, what will you prepare?
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15 days
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, Monday will be here in 10 mins
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21 days
"I don knack that babe" A very useless piece of information 😏
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25 days
If your babe cheat on you and you wan do your own back message me
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6 days
No fear, we plenty wey no see food chop this morning 😅
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17 days
Make una no fear😌 na me, I go do 2k Spa💔😭
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15 days
I pity who think say i fine for real life
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28 days
Good morning my mutuals😊❤️, today is blessed
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26 days
Delay is not denial but you go nearly craze
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2 months
France going to play their finals Nigeria police:
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What if Nigeria hosts a world cup ?
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25 days
Dear women, "Hey love" "Hi dear" is just a greeting. It does not mean he's in love with you
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Your mate don go their man house, dey there dey roll for bed with power bank 😹
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Tomorrow is MONDAY.. we will have a BLESSED week, no excuses and NO bad energy ☺️
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18 days
Them carry my guy xr for bet9ja werey come house with 11pro
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20 days
As a man no matter how angry you get, never argue with a woman. It solves nothing
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25 days
But let's not lie, Laziness sweet die
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26 days
If they like make dem sell rice 200k, na 14 children I go still born. 7 boys, 7 girls. Children dey bring blessings 😌
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Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️
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Sporty code can come in, my babe don credit me 🌝
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Good morning my mutuals, may we all have a blessed week 😊❤️
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24 days
Without money you can't have money.
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18 days
Some people are scared to check up on you because you beg alot
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21 days
Body count: 5997 Get me to 6k guys 😅
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19 days
3 different girls gift you perfume, you no ask yourself why everybody dey give you perfume. Enhh fine boy 😄
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30 days
Boys wey no de wear boxers>>>>>>
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Girls only, what’s your favorite position?
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30 days
Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️
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Shoutout to the girls who rejected every guy but still picked the wrong one
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28 days
Take me to 1k guys 🙏🏻😭 I follow back immediately 🙏🏻😭
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25 days
Review from one of my new customers. Na you know why you never patronise me
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21 days
Good morning my mutuals 😊❤️
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To all the ladies seeing this post, I pray God gives you a husband like your dad 😎
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If no be sub wey dey finish my money, who be dangote 😂
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The reason behind your smile don enter my DM, it's my time to smile 😁😅💔
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28 days
May our helper not tell us to off pant 🙏
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My fav 🥺❤️ Una fav no reach 😭
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You lick abi you no lick?? 😅
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First game don cut all my tickets 😭💔
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Dem go think say life easy for you when you no dey complain.
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Good morning lovelies😊❤️ We're blessed.
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Between you and your babe who go first marry?
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Be the reason someone believes bad people exist.
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29 days
Person come for revenge, them beat am again
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See time!! i never sleep because no sleep for the wicked
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I give it 100%
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All American. Completely 11/10.
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Me waiting for the homie to stop coughing so he can hit the blunt again
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I'm back 😭🌝😅
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29 days
Foodstuffs don expensive. If you like go man house go cook rubbish, dem go too beat you😂
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What happened the first time you smoked weed?
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Don't forget to take care of yourself, it's very important ☺️
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There are men who won't cheat even if a lady undressed in front of them.
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Abeg who go church make e pray for me, I no see one leg of my shoe
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Nobody dey even sleep again, everybody don keep long life aside dey pursue prosperity
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If I later notice that there is no reward for being a virgin e go pain me ooo
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Delay is not denial but you go nearly craze.
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21 days
My body just dey hot since morning, abeg if you dey use Xr and you get my picture, delete am 🙏
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4 months
Wetin broke guys dey use guide? Tips please
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3 months
@3kvonn 😂😂😂
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Money to guide don finish God abeg guide me 😪
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Every Sunday
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