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Callisto Roll

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11 days

Another disgraceful example of businesses in Japan not being welcoming to tourists.

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7 months

Donald Trump visiting Japan in 1990 is the greatest thing you’ll read all day.

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3 months

Japan has confirmed it will now consider updating the country's entire digital infrastructure to Windows XP after the historical global IT outage.

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5 months

Joe Biden: “Japan hates immigrants!” Immigrants in Japan:

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Live streamer gets molested by white guy in Japan.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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Kaiju Trump has taken over Japan.

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7 months

Vladimir Putin is re-erected and within hours there are trucks out on the streets of Tokyo celebrating his hard fought victory.

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2 months

A Japanese girl riding an overnight train in India is woken up by a man trying to fondle her.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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6 months

Foreign residents and tourists blaming each other for Japanese people now hating them equally.

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20 days

Your reminder that the person behind Unseen Japan is a colossal creep that was laughed off this site multiple times for horrendously shit takes.

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5 months

Why is it always the people that are complete parodies of themselves that end up in Japan?

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4 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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2 months

@mrmakeuthink69

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Two Japanese girls go to India and can’t believe how often they’re getting groped in public.

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2 months

Japan has announced it hopes to solve its labour shortage with new prototype Raygun androids.

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3 months

@kentamichinomiy Never forget what they took from us.

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2 months

Bravest white person in Asia.

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3 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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2 months

Thousands of Japanese have lined the streets of Tokyo this morning to celebrate Trump’s return to X.

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3 months

Probably the best piece of advice you can give to anyone learning Japanese.

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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5 months

The hospitality at Japanese hotels never disappoints!

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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1 month

@politicalawake Welcome back!

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5 months

When Japan asked tourists to stop behaving like monkeys and act more Japanese, I’m not quite sure if this was what they had in mind.

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1 month

Japan looks more and more like the rest of the world with every passing day.

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2 months

Live streamer molested by a group of men in Japan.

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2 months

AIが考える「アイ・ラブ・ジャパン」

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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4 months

Got my first tattoo in Japan today! As a foreigner (外人) living in Japan who also loves animals, I wanted everyone to know my spiritual connection to my two favourite animals! (Horse) 馬 (Deer) 鹿 Let me know what you all think!

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2 months

Has anyone seen any Japanese people in Tokyo lately?

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7 months

Looks like Japan has finally had enough of the clueless tourists riding the peak hour subway with their million suitcases.

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2 months

How did Japan get like this?

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2 months

@kakigaijin Trying to figure out why a young woman would travel alone to India.

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5 months

It’s my first time in Japan and my plane has landed at Narita airport! I have just discovered a new secret Japanese concept that will change your life and will literarily kill you if you don’t do it! Here’s an unnecessarily long thread filled with orientalist buzzwords.

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2 months

Indian man in Japan comes out of nowhere and immediately starts fondling another man’s girlfriend.

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28 days

After numerous studies and surveying millions of foreign bachelors, scientists in Japan have finally shared what the ideal Japanese girlfriend should look like:

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1 month

Japanese girl in India goes on a rant about Indian men and why they always want to give her massages.

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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1 year

Japan is so beautiful, so unique. There’s nowhere else like this on earth. Feels like I’m in Blade Runner.

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6 months

Spotted today in Kyoto.

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3 months

What kind of Japanese neighbourhood have I just walked into?

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1 month

You can even see the creep in the black cap told to piss off by a Japanese couple before coming to harass the girl on camera.

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1 month

Do not do this thing in Japan ... Or anywhere? Watch until the end to see the exact thing she hates happen during the interview 😭 #tokyointerviews #japaneseculture #streetinterview #japanesegirl #japaneselanguage #外人 #金髪 #金髪ギャル

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15 days

Japan: *exists* Liberal white women that choose to live in Japan:

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ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS POST-- EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. #GaijinTwitter

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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5 months

Using dating apps in Japan is truly one of the experiences of all time.

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5 months

Always important to start your morning with a traditional Japanese breakfast. Ladies and gentlemen, The Strong Boss.

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2 months

Tensions reach breaking point between a Pakistani and Englishman on the streets of Japan.

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2 months

韓国人らによる迷惑行為の被害を受けている大久保バルに行って来ました！

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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1 month

Japanese police arrest another dumbass Gaijin after he thought kicking down the door of a restaurant was a good idea.

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4 months

> Idiot tour guide in Japan pretends he can speak Japanese > Leads a group of fellow monkeys to swing around on ropes at local shrine > Finally confronted by seething local “Do you speak English?” lmao

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8 months

Japan is so racist, katakanas have to sit at the back of the dictionary.

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9 days

Japan refused to accommodate my dietary preferences. Now they refuse to sell me cigarettes?

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9 months

So Junko Furuta was murdered 40 years ago by a group of kids that grew up in communist households with communist party members as parents. Yet the kids on Tankie Twitter are trying to tell me this is why Japan is unsafe for women in 2024. Make it make sense.

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2 months

Summer in Japan can get a little crazy!

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7 months

You can drive 88 hours in Hokkaido and still be in Hokkaido. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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3 months

Japan has a serious obesity problem.

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Americans are everywhere now and it’s hard not to notice: Twice as big, twice as loud, and twice as many tattoos

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5 months

Japan after 1942 was unstoppable, how did they fumble so hard

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3 months

Trump is now favourite to become president of Japan after today’s huge rally in downtown Tokyo

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2 months

Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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4 months

The meme has been summoned.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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@bunburyoudouuk Half the teenagers on the internet believe Charisma Man to be a documentary about life in Japan.

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@aj_bisson Incredible! Korea is literally living in 2050!

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Just your average roller coaster of slop that is vlogging in Japan.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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@Mike_Sharpe_ I look forward to Windows XP powering Japan into the year 2050!

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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Who is to blame for Japan’s rubbish crisis?

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@CalebJoelFuller

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@DaikanyamaGuy Japan needs miracles.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.

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TikTok family pretends to be disabled to get into Tokyo Disneyland.

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@heavenlydemon98

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4 months

Japan has a serious obesity problem.

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Foreign bachelors now line the streets of Japan with hopes of solving the fertility crisis. It’s over for Japanese men.

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1 month

Manifesting visas to Jappan is the hottest trend on Pakistani TikTok right now.

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Japanese anti vaccination flyers remain undefeated.

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Massive Donald Trump rally in Tokyo today. Japanese supporters were seen chanting for the current president of the United States to build a wall around Japan to keep immigrants out.

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8 months

Japan has a problem. It is now easier to be a Japan expert on this site than it is to get a totally free house in Japan. In fact, you’re more likely to own a million free houses in Japan before Tom’s brain returns to normal capacity.

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There are more Japan experts than there are people in Japan.

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Japanese girl shares creepy DMs from her Indian stalker.

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of foreigners.

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“I wish I lived in Japan in the 80s!” >born 1960 >move to Japan in 1983 >teach English >make 200,000 a month >live like a king >who needs Japanese amirite? >charisma_man.jpg >meet translator (wife) >bubble bursts >40 years later >broke and depressed >still making 200,000 a month

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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.