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giant 30 year old SWE that loves nerdy shit and the ocean

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@Joeonv is chronically offline the term we use for people that do things with their day
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@dominicsjr @sithmaster097 Gays see a white person with facial hair and start to precum
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@cali_bronco
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@tambrrs Chronically online tweens don’t have real life experiences to compare to take it easy
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@avasofiamattox @exoislife_5 @jiggyjayy2 I think normalizing male nudity is great. In a show set in a highschool, I think is not the best timing
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@cali_bronco
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@SpiderLynk @dominicsjr @sithmaster097 You can find 2 people with that exact body within 20 feet of a given gas station nationwide
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@cali_bronco
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@sturmhoehen Gen Z is obsessed with infantilizing themselves and also demanding to be taken seriously
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@BlazesAccount damn people are so miserable on this site its almost pitiful lmao
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@cali_bronco
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@aaaarrriiiixx_ @Lexi_Plaza98 @mkillllaaaa Lol euphoria is best enjoyed without reading the opinions of people that couldn’t tell you the main point of a paragraph. It’s just a juicy drama show, that’s why it’s so popular. Without build up there’s no pay off we can’t see everything all at once
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@catpiII If you’re at a concert and your first instinct when you hear a song is to police white women instead of enjoying the experience you probably have some severe psychological issues lol
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@cali_bronco
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@TheKainen @ESPNFrankie How does brand name candy in a paper bag make it geriatric πŸ’€
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@cali_bronco
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@proudtobenotyou @kissbut_dnttell @keatonkildebell He didn’t fall for his dad lol. He’s upset and obsessive over his secret and that fact he fucked an underaged classmate of his AND keeps recordings of it
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@XXcamillionaire @avasofiamattox @exoislife_5 @jiggyjayy2 No I lost my virginity at 15 I just don’t understand why they are showing the penis of characters that are portrayed at underage. It’s gratuitous
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@DiabolicalSpuds This is the kind of stuff I imagine people that go to Dubai think is cool
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@abbyjkess @r_diantgirl @Niggaolas He hates his life now and is a toxic asshole because of it lol
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@Oceanvybe @JordanOlivero1 @BusinessInsider @AkiIto7 He looks exactly like the shoulder hovering useless project manager that wants everyone to come back into the office so people are forced to hear about how his golf session went over the weekend
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@cali_bronco
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@OnsKunN @proudtobenotyou @kissbut_dnttell @keatonkildebell You interpreted that scene all wrong lol. He thinks that by being with Cassie he can have a perfect life, but his dads toxic indiscretions haunt the corners of his life. He’s obsessed with his dad but not in a sexual way. It’s morbid curiosity and contempt
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@KweenQuinoa @MetroUK i didnt want to be insensitive but i was confused as to how being called the wrong name would trigger PTSD. its absolutely shitty but sounds like typical big production faire. its nice she gave extra effort to learning names tho?
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@TAHK0 I picked Grookey and suffered an abomination that instantly spent the rest of its lifespan in my box. It happens!
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@hermosavidaemma @TheFilmUpdates The energy is very middle schoolers posing for selfies after they get dropped off by the bus.
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@22ndBitch @XXcamillionaire @avasofiamattox @exoislife_5 @jiggyjayy2 Yeah but I don’t think thats necessarily a good thing lol. I think we should be sexualizing minors less if anything. Nobody at my highschool dressed like neon glitter day-hookers
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@flurtonmycobain maddy morphosis can sing???
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@felonyfuckbuddy agree on your point but the way you put it makes it seem like you spent highschool lunch period in a classroom with other spectrum kids
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@behindyourback You’re paying for a service that’s far from necessary of course there’s fees for a random person being your on call delivery to literally anything
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@QuisTheBandit @umfn_ @rianphin You literally just saw this episode how rues drug addiction affected almost lost really every single cast member in the show lmao. The show is called β€œeuphoria” a sensation associated with many drugs. The show is about the fallout of drug addiction and indulgence
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@MilkTFT @k3soju yeah the game that gets patched once per week is soooo neglected, poor entitled streamer :(((
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@hoopgoth I’ve never seen this phenomenon so eloquently described. It’s liberating
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@ManicAmygdala @Ztrangefolk Deleted the tweet because insecure lmfaooooo!!!
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@T_BR__ @manifesta1111 @coffeeisdrugs @supermoongirl9 I wanna see someone show their psychiatrist this tweet and not end up in a facility with some fluffy socks
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@agravedigger_ @Bulbagarden Then why are you on Twitter following PokΓ©mon update accounts lol. Just disconnect if it’s that serious to you
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@quaketh It never was and now all the gays that are constantly homophobic for fun on Twitter are part of the problem good job!
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@Onision Are the kind messages in the room with us now?
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@WeedleTwineedle excuse me WHY tf did i just see little baby mew get its ass beat into a million shards of glass???
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@blizzy_mcguire You forgot about the being born from money part
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@MartinPiper @AaronParseghian First blue check mark tweet I’ve seen that didn’t give me brain damage thank you
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@XXcamillionaire @22ndBitch @avasofiamattox @exoislife_5 @jiggyjayy2 Girl no the hell they don’t. HS isn’t a nightclub and they’re strict as hell about dress codes. Even at parties you dont see 16 year olds wearing intricate lingerie sets and body glitter for blackout parties πŸ’€ it’s not realistic, it’s just sensationalizing adult lives for teens
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I haven’t taken a selfie in so long lol
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@FeelinGawdly @TheTitanBaddie Numbers are actually a direct and quantifiable measure of how liked he is πŸ’€
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@agravedigger_ @Bulbagarden These are officially released teasers lol
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@NinjaMonkeee @BlursedSV @PaledPrime If this is the best example you have, I think they’re right lol
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@felonyfuckbuddy thanks little tism twitter user
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@calebsaysthings Me commenting on a pic of myself
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@c0mic_sans The fact people sit through and watch all of it is astonishing and a little scary
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@hosoterratoma Don’t trans women spend tons of money in an attempt to look like this? Seems the other way around
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@Yamikazexz That’s the kind of response somebody dumb enough to play on a challenger account as a iron player would make so it checks out
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@Ansoni777 @LonelyGoomba Miltank got instant icon status when it was used by Whitney
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@JoshuaDone @Tr00peRR LOL way to out yourself man, what a weird obsession
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@3clipse_tt @OoCPokemon This one was actually pretty fast for me. Guess I got lucky with the alpha spawn early
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@McgeheeSeth @lotstewchere @Xg2342 @PopCrave As opposed to boobs? Lmao. Don’t be so fragile
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@joshuahemandez @AltonMaine @TheAVClub i have no idea how or why I had also read Jonah Hill so your comment made perfect sense to me haha
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@WeedleTwineedle Smogon banning shit not even a week out of release is so obnoxious, their power trip knows no bounds
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@perryduff285 @JoinTheUNITED @CentroLeaks There’s also never been skill associated with breeding lol. You literally drop PokΓ©mon off and then ride your bike over and over until you get what you want
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@QuisTheBandit @umfn_ @rianphin The trauma is a result of their indulgences. They face consequences for chasing their high
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@seechantre @LuuukeFox @breyanaXO Ignorance is quite literally not knowing something so idk why you’re quoting it like that. Stop embarrassing yourselves lol
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@punished_stu Giving autistic green text fantasy
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@KyrieRhame @zlaugon1 @ValorINTEL blue checkmark, 150 followers on 2 year old faceless account used to harass strangers LMAO. you're definitely not a loser!
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@Yoship424 I’m glad you think so!
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@BigMoose6 @rafaguycheese @CountofChristo The guy should just already be invisible with no explanation whatsoever according to this idiot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ idk how people engage with media like this and expect to be taken seriously
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@realblaines Fan art post with no creator to create fake engagement snooze. Do better
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@ALV550 @jabackwood @617diggity @JonDenton The marketing made it seem like it’s a cyberpunk themed GTA but it’s actually a very dialogue and story heavy linear RPG with open world exploration. I really liked it though and played on a good PC so never had game breaking bugs
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@MvelaseP Opening a massive tour with deep cuts from your least successful album is definitely random lmao. You’re reaching so hard
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@notgwendalupe another song carried by sampling a superior original by a more talented artist
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@torisouls @TheKainen @ESPNFrankie Lemme sit next to her then πŸ˜‚ I’m more familiar with the generic strawberry candies than the name brand stuff when it comes to grannies
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@LegitM88 @KyrieRhame @zlaugon1 @ValorINTEL 50 follower faceless profile searching for the attention your parents wont give u
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@scott_wiggle This better be fake 😭 no way one of gagas most infamous unreleased bops is actually seeing the light of day
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@ava_no1 This is the kind of things jobless people with no real life experiences obsess over
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@CrypticJacknife @ContraPoints The dude on the right looks so uncomfortable lol
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@pollen196 Beyonce Lemonade
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@cali_bronco
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@jammingjames87 @GameboyLuke They redid models and animations for every single PokΓ©mon in game. Way harder than what they did for swsh
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@dyingfires its people that identify with her that want to feel greater than they actually are
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@elmochknlttle @rahsh33m The fact it’s like an 8 year old girl and you have to tell people not to pounce on her for laughing about monkey sounds is peak Twitter dot com
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@JoinTheUNITED @perryduff285 @CentroLeaks That’s exactly what it is… rng that you do the same thing over and over for until you get the result you want. The skill is knowing what website to find to tell you what you need to breed together I guess
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@jenni__tolls When the mental illness accidentally jumps out
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@bigtallgayguy this is one of the most mild grindr profiles of all time how are gay men fully grown and having their feelings hurt over twinks with preferences still? funny AF
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@poshbottomd @SpiderLynk @dominicsjr @sithmaster097 No because it’s funny and people with limp wrists start typing funny things to me
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@memeticsisyphus @_ianhavens Her hair in the flashback kills me everytime too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Variety Twitter tweens making head canon about life events
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@KingLaZr @TSwanyIRL yeah i hate when there's justifiable consequences to my actions
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@japanesejesuz I see lots of gay dudes love Chappell roan this person is just offended by the idea that people might not like lesbian Taylor swift with face make up
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@starxmars @egoist021 @cuntanadien i think it speaks volumes that everyone actually there seems to be cheering and enjoying themselves while people at home are furiously typing from their couches and beds. why does a protest have to be miserable? ill wait
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@XXcamillionaire @22ndBitch @avasofiamattox @exoislife_5 @jiggyjayy2 All of that stuff exists yes. You can depict it without sexually exposing a character portraying a minor. You get nothing from seeing a fictional teenagers genitals
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@dragraceukbbc All the competition left in the first half of the season and now we get to watch the leftovers fight for the crumbs 😭 these are great queens but this just feels like AS3 again
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@N3rdHaus @jimbodragclown @cdamlaaa Just say you don’t understand the character and go. Bianca has a career for being rude and she’s of color and one of the most famous drag queens of all time. Nobody is pretending poc queens don’t deal with racism on top of normal drag race hate, you’re projecting
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@pkmncast I’m glad they aren’t just letting new designs go to waste but I don’t get the regional variants showing up in other regions trend. Especially when the implication for the hisuian forms is that they went extinct lol
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@ripplepkmn Depravity for the sense of comedy is gross. And people not joking need serious help
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@Uppitylittleho1 @obynofranc mommy drinky when preggy is usually enough sadly.. or lead brained boomers
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@bchristianson30 @CamillaComfort @GamingEdgeLLC @fritterbaker @ostonox β€œHow is online gambling targeted towards children different from the online version of Walmart?” If you need that explained to you, you probably wore a helmet to school
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@CrisHeroes Unplayable dog game. I finally was enjoying myself for the first time in months and then it’s afk every other game because they pretend the switch doesn’t exist
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@danjakari55 @promdresss @tatyanaaanaomi @_palmtreepapi @tam_k12 You’re not confiding in anybody on a public platform. You’re gossiping for airtime sister
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@ToshioSaeki_180 @NINETIESWITCH @euphoriaHBO Some of these twitters tweens haven’t seen daylight in years take it easy on them
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@BlazesAccount whatever's going on, i hope it gets better!
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@judeisinlove Wow I never knew the phrase was exclusive to black and Latina women, I just thought it meant someone so butch they presented male. Today I learned
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@ZuneZeroUltra @TheRealSixTuber @StrafeNShoot someones never played a video game before
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@Abdoraji02 @Frisii1988 @Mizrhamite @dicebaggery @ShitpostRock He doesn’t trust himself to say no to the gay sex :/
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@RFan23292 @katevolved If you’ve thought about doing it, do it πŸ™πŸ»
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@IsItRazist @thyholygemini @mattruby She’s just doing the β€œdisclose your brain damage publicly” speedrun
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@Sunlit_Spirit @determination7 Lol he wasn’t putting it down in the bedroom do y’all even watch the gd show 😭
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@hannahtindle Not her trying to act like she suddenly has self respect 😭😭 she chased the clout and got it, now what
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1 year today with an awesome dude. No complaints, beach brunch later! πŸΉπŸ§‡πŸ¦ͺ
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@Ciara6668 @thasnarkknight @enchantederii @HalleBailey He’s just trolling you, you think this loser with a Batman avatar and account doesn’t understand the impact of being able to identify with fictional characters? He’s just a racist with too much time on his hands
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