Kombucha Mami @cakezilllla Twitter profile

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Kombucha Mami

@cakezilllla

2 years

I worked really hard on this. I might pin this one. 😭😭

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Kombucha Mami

@cakezilllla

4 months

I want her on my apocalypse team.

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4 months

Black Women in S.T.E.M, DAMMIT‼️‼️🥰🤗🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

My friend lost her nephew yesterday. He was found unresponsive. I respect their openness to what his cause of death was and hopefully it will prevent other kids from doing the same.

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1 year

Bow Wow at 6:

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1 year

Niggas really critiquing the Adonis freestyle 😭😭 he’s 6 LOOOOOOL

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3 months

Women can handle the truth, but as you stated, doing that would give a woman the option to make her decision based on the truth. It would ruin whatever plan you had involving her. So really, who isn’t “wired” for the truth?

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3 months

Being overtly honest to women gets you ruined. They ain’t wired for it.

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@cakezilllla

11 months

I think he’s upset that there was a table ready as soon as he walked in but nearly a two hour wait when his mother, wife, and MIL came in 2 minutes prior. 1hr - 1.5hr wait to a 5 minute wait is insane. I think people aren’t understanding his point.

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11 months

Lord, Keith Lee done got Kandi Burruss’ restaurant Old Lady Gang too! Atlanta has not seen such scorched earth since the Union Soldiers salted the fields of Georgia 😂😂😂

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@cakezilllla

3 years

God. My daddy hated this nigga ever since he took my mama to his concert and she had the audacity to faint. “She ain’t never faint for me” 🤣🤣😭😭

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@cakezilllla

2 years

I love how black people have held this disdain for Yolanda for over 25 years.

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Real tea is most of us probably didn’t realize she was being black balled at the time because her presence was still seen and felt in our community.

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@MannyMillenialM

3 years

Black Media held Janet DOWN during this 2004 black ball era •No TRL; but booked on 106 & Park to share her music videos •Vogue, People, & Rolling stone wasn't putting her on the cover, but Essence was •Grammys blocked her, BET Awards & Soul Train honored her #JanetJacksonDoc

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@cakezilllla

3 years

I actually met Nene and Greg in 09 at RHOA’s second season premier. We were in the lobby afterwards & I was eating cake and he was standing beside me just looking at me like I was crazy. Then he finally was like, “that cake must be good. You don’t want no fork?” 💀💀💀

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Step daddy’s wildin 😭😭😭😭😭

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@cakezilllla

4 years

I’m this old. 🤣🤣

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@cakezilllla

3 months

If you have to lie to someone to get what you want because you can’t take them making a conscious decision based on truth then, baby, YOU can’t handle the truth. Not the other way around.

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@cakezilllla

11 months

He’s been very clear about his intentions to experience these restaurants as a patron and not a “celeb.” He speaks on the customer service AND the food and rates it. Not just the food. If they’re treating the celebs better than the patrons then yeah he should speak on it.

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Not they put Selena back in theaters to make a whole new generation aware of our united hatred for Yolanda.

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Ain't even gotta say her last name - y'all already know

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@cakezilllla

11 months

Because if Obama walks in 20 minutes after me and an open table magically appears ima be mad too! 😭😭😭🤣

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@cakezilllla

2 years

It's all the black people in my mentions angry at Yolanda for me! Y'all said it's up and stuck!

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@cakezilllla

3 months

If you have to LIE in order to get “laid,” would that imply that women don’t want to sleep with you when you’re honest? And why is that?

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3 months

Just lie out of the lie, if the lie doesn't make sense, lie to cover up the lie, truth should never be an option especially if you tryna get laid🌚

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Taking a man on a date and telling him to dress in something comfortable because y’all will be sitting for a while and y’all end up in a therapy session together. 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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@cakezilllla

4 years

They must’ve been giving this comforter away to black families back in the day.

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Most step daddy-ish thing I’ve seen all week.

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@cakezilllla

11 months

Like imagine being ok with a restaurant treating you poorly b/c you’re not a celeb. Can’t be me! 😭

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Anybody who thinks this is about Yolanda Adams this post ain’t to, for, nor about you. Please, y’all stressing me and my unconceived children out.

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@cakezilllla

7 months

💀💀

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@SpaceFltPhillip

7 months

Oh I didn’t know we were out here frolicking!! (7 years and I still haven’t figured out where to go to get the real professional shot with the flags 😅) #BlackAtNASA 🚀🛰️🌍🪐💫

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@cakezilllla

11 months

@GabTheGem Exactly! The wait changed from 1-1.5 hrs to 5 minutes. And as a man he shouldn’t be okay with them playing in his mama or wife’s face. 😭

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@cakezilllla

3 years

@JonyVeana @PersnicketyK Either tell her congrats or shut up. $30k+ salary is a pretty good pay increase.

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@cakezilllla

3 years

His birthday is next week. He would’ve been 13. So so sad!

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@cakezilllla

4 years

When you’re excited for bae but bae ain’t bae no more

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@cakezilllla

3 years

And every time he tells the story (annually) he adds something to it and they argue about the details. Lmboooo He said she had to be lifted up on the stage. 😭😭😭

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@Joey_Chris__ @VenusQueen19_ @rinnyriot I mean we’ve been waiting on Yolanda to be released for almost 30 years. She ain’t known her son that long. 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣🤣

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@cakezilllla

1 year

And that’s only to say there are 6 year olds who have it in them. But I hope that’s not something his dad is “pushing” for him to do. He looks like he’s enjoying himself, but if he doesn’t want to do it I hope he doesn’t grow up feeling like he has to rap.

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@VenusQueen19_ @rinnyriot You can’t celebrate your sons birthday on the 29th? I checked and the 29th is on a Saturday. Great day to have a bday party.

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@cakezilllla

3 years

First and foremost, FAMU will step EVERY time. A WHOLE lot of excellence with our caring. This is FAMUs Mr. FAMU Kimani Jackson. Love this. 🧡🐍

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@cakezilllla

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Something that ain’t black but feels black? Selena. Lmboo

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Bih. I was HUNGRY and the cake was GOOD! 🤣🤣 But him and Nene were very nice. Loved how he took up for his wife.

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@cakezilllla

3 months

@Domthgr8 Because that’s literally the context of the conversation???

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@cakezilllla

2 years

😭😭😭😭

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@cakezilllla

8 years

Me: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend. Him: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number. Me:

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@cakezilllla

3 years

here is the link to his gofundme

LONG LIVE COLLIN, organized by Corey Patterson

This is my Son COLLIN. I am a full-time parent. a single dad and I took very good care of my son in … Corey Patterson needs your support for LONG LIVE COLLIN

www.gofundme.com

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@cakezilllla

4 years

@gains305 @BarkyBoogz I could see Wesley as Killmonger

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@cakezilllla

3 years

“She got me on child support. She money hungry” The child support:

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@cakezilllla

3 years

@JonyVeana @PersnicketyK Only $20? Okay Brokie. You should probably take a $30k pay increase. Maybe you can afford to tip everybody more.

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@cakezilllla

3 years

We just know she was black balled because the story’s been told. But because we support our own we didn’t actually notice at the time.

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Something that ain’t black but feels black? Selena. Lmboo

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@cakezilllla

1 year

@ProjectTodd_ Had to be carried off stage. 😭😭

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@cakezilllla

2 years

A BLACK MAN…a FAMU GRAD produced the Oscar’s this year. I really wanna hear some of the highlights of the show from y’all that have nothing to do with that one incident.

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@cakezilllla

4 years

People really used to deliver pizzas without a gps. Wow.

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@cakezilllla

4 months

@_cde Currently working on recruiting you as well.

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@cakezilllla

3 months

@DonnyJolla_ Sorry to hear you can’t handle other people…crying…over bad news. Must be tough to deal with.

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@cakezilllla

1 year

@JayVeauxxx This is more so about his stage presence and ability to perform more so than “writing.”

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Some people are confused. People are using air wicks as whippets. His dad shared this video.

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@_nellerita_ You under 30? I’m trying to figure something out because who y’all know that hasn’t liked Yolanda ADAMS for over 25 years? Lmbo

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Black owned bridal jewelry you can check them out here:

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@cakezilllla

2 years

A black designer who makes BEAUTIFUL custom dresses. I purchased my custom bday dress from them. 💕 @AshfordbySadiq

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@cakezilllla

3 years

THIS is why WE go so hard. THIS is why we call each other FAMUly. 🧡🐍

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Last retweet. 💀💀💀

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Since this tweet got feet: Black owned Whiskey company that you can check out here: … (I’m not a drinker and it is GOOD!) @dublasewhiskey

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Tally PTSD is when you fear leaving your car anywhere thinking it’ll get towed. 😭🤣

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@cakezilllla

4 years

How you a “Christian woman,” asking “WWJD?” When Jesus walked into that temple and tore it UP?! Like did you skip children’s church? B/c this was the livest lesson.

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@cakezilllla

3 years

K stop tweeting this, their anniversary is on Wednesday. 💀💀

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Not y’all got me on here telling my family business and y’all Wanna make it go viral.

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@cakezilllla

7 months

I did a quick at home photoshoot for my bday. 🥰

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Rona in there like

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Y’all. Okay this was what he said. 💀💀

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@cakezilllla

12 years

Greg! Lol I met Greg before...he caught me eating cake with my hand & said "is that cake good? Must be. You're eating it w/ ur hands." Lmbo😩

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@cakezilllla

1 year

This ain’t about bashing a kid yall. 😭😭 I’m just showing the crazy difference between a 6 year old Bow Wow. The stage presence AND delivery was insane for a 6 year old.

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Apparently Ruthie sobered up and was working behind the scenes on the bad girls club and other shows.

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@cakezilllla

9 months

They are so bored in the Google HQ. 😭😭🤣

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@cakezilllla

4 years

The amount of “Cmon be my baby tonight” tweets I’ve gotten.....😭🤣🤣

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@cakezilllla

1 year

Why can’t I ever find the buttons on the back of the tv? 🤣🤣

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@OohWee_itsVee For everyone wondering how to do it. I’m talking fast because that’s just how I am. 😆🤣🤣

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@RhondaChenelle Literally NOTHING! 😭😭😭😭

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@cakezilllla

1 year

Yall. Snoop wrote this. If I knew enough to find the clip, I knew enough to know Snoop wrote it and he was under snoops guidance before Snoop called up JD. 😭😭

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@cakezilllla

3 years

So y’all know I ain’t lying. 😭😭😭😭

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@cakezilllla

3 months

@Actualkwint86 Exactly! Some people assume that telling the truth should always come with a beneficial outcome (for them). I tell my 8-year-old that when you ask someone a yes or no question, they need to expect either a yes or no and be okay with either.

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Y’all remember this show?

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@cakezilllla

3 years

My daddy really took my mama to a man who chose violence anytime he touched the stage and I —

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Or at least I didn’t.

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@cakezilllla

2 years

All natural fruit & veggie wash, black owned company: @detoxxproducts

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@cakezilllla

3 years

I’m not embarrassed about how anyone has ever treated me. That’s their shame to carry. Especially if I know I didn’t deserve said treatment.

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@cakezilllla

3 years

15 years a Rattler! Fall 2006 & Fall 2021🧡🐍

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@cakezilllla

11 months

@PrinceRacquan I’m explaining, I’m not acting “shocked” about anything. I sent that tweet to show that I recognize he’s seen as a “celeb,” but if your mind is too dense to realize that then this can be the last of this exchange. 😊

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@cakezilllla

3 years

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@robinwannabefly Point me in the direction of this mess please

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@cakezilllla

4 years

@85bands @Mr_LetsGetIt_ The literal definition of culture appropriation 🤣

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@cakezilllla

3 months

All the undesirable men are screaming in my mentions. The men who understood and agree, hope you’re having a great morning. 🫶🏽🤣🤣

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@cakezilllla

3 months

@lifeofdess___ Clocked it! He gets no play unless he’s being deceptive. 😩😭

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@cakezilllla

3 months

@DonnyJolla_ So you prefer the stress of possibly getting caught up in a lie than to just be honest? Got it.

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@cakezilllla

4 years

I’m also this old. 🥴🤣

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@cakezilllla

3 years

From his Aunt. Please continue sharing this post.♥️

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@cakezilllla

4 years

Black people love Selena! (And hate Yolanda)

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@cakezilllla

3 months

When tweets get feet I move out of the way before I get people cursing me out for no reason. Lmbo Enjoy this mini thread of black businesses to support:

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@cakezilllla

2 years

Since this tweet got feet: Black owned Whiskey company that you can check out here: … (I’m not a drinker and it is GOOD!) @dublasewhiskey

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@cakezilllla

2 years

@alonzomars We decided we do not like that lady and I love it!

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Thank y’all for sharing this and being kind. ♥️

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@cakezilllla

3 years

Here:

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@kyonzilllla Cause the Upper & lower back stretch covered and I know some of my ladies out there need these.

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@cakezilllla

11 months

@BeSmoove7 Exactly. I know when I went two weekends ago we waited at the bar to order & the bartender hadn’t even asked what we wanted or even said hey. Sucks knowing service would’ve been better if I were a celeb. Like? 😭

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@cakezilllla

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@cpettway79 The ones saying or thinking this are losers.

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