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@caeslxys

2 years

alright I guess vox machina thread now that I finished c2. I am still depressed but I my mind is READY for vexahlia

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@caeslxys

4 years

i'm late but here's a very specific ship dynamic that hasn't let me rest lately

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@caeslxys

1 year

at any given point in time I am thinking abt this

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@caeslxys

1 year

marisha talking about how envious laudna was when seeing imogen's friendly relationship with frida and deanna like girl we know we saw your face

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@caeslxys

3 months

aabria iyengar if you see this I am the person who made panicked direct eye contact with you and instinctively said "hey" and then "wow that wasn't normal at all" and if you thought that was like idk endearing we should get lunch some time

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@caeslxys

1 year

Imogen saying the reason she had never been on a date or pursued anyone romantically after the awakening of her powers was bc of being able to hear their thoughts and one of the reasons she finally goes to kiss laudna being that she can no longer hear her thoughts DERANGED

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@caeslxys

1 year

the whole "laudna is a corpse" thing is so weird bc this is all from her sorcerer class. like she's just like that

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@caeslxys

1 year

delilah briarwood thinking surely this time her big evil plan will work she will simply latch onto a different person having no concept that she, a fictional character, is deeply fated to latch onto characters that laura bailey, real life person, has already laid claim to

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@caeslxys

1 year

"imogen had years to figure out her powers so sorry I just don't sympathize with her" oh I bet you fucking loved caleb widogast. I bet you loved percival de rolo

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@caeslxys

1 year

I can't wait until a year or two from now when laura bailey will give some absolutely life changing performance in some media or another and we'll be able to go "ah. that's where The Voice went in episode 51 of hit TTRPG web series critical role"

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@caeslxys

4 years

bonus if villains

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@caeslxys

2 months

gearing up for laura fireside chat

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@caeslxys

10 months

my favorite Critical Role Thing is people being like "oh it's a shorter episode tonight!" and the episode in question is just under four hours long

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@caeslxys

6 months

paused and accidentally got the perfect screenshot of the nein girlies

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@caeslxys

1 year

crumbling at the thought of critical role being such a showcase of love between all of these friends and how marisha made a character encapsulating her own weirdness whose backstory revolves around being ostracized for it but that every pc she meets just utterly *adores* her

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@caeslxys

2 years

#criticalrolespoilers so funny that marisha and laura were just like "oh we both want to play sorcerers we should play them together!!" and accidentally created soulmates in exandria

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@caeslxys

3 months

been replaying hades lately and. i had to. #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

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@caeslxys

2 months

brennan saying one of the images he has for his "mood board" of downfall being the painting of saturn eating his child is making me want to bite something

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@caeslxys

1 year

laura bailey making all her characters left handed means the canon sexiest woman in exandria is left handed we win

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@caeslxys

1 year

critical role........please.........where did she go

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@caeslxys

3 months

"FOLLOWS THE STORY OF SIX DIVINE FIGURES IN EXANDRIA AND THE ROLE THEY PLAYED IN THE DESTRUCTION OF AEOR" HEY WHAT'S THAT MEAN THOUGH

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@caeslxys

1 year

"the cast feels less connected and invested in c3 and that's why I can't get into it" laura bailey did not get a real life nosebleed over laudna's resurrection for you to be unable to just say you don't vibe with something

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@caeslxys

11 months

weeping

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@caeslxys

1 year

level 20 mighty nein is going to be such a Problem

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@caeslxys

1 year

I do sit firmly in the camp that imogen realized she was in love with laudna approximately two minutes after yu asked if they were together to start but I also sit in the camp that laudna realized literally as they kissed

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@caeslxys

9 months

I have a hot dnd take and it's that I think it's kinda silly that sorcerers don't bypass the need for spell components considering the whole point of being a sorcerer is that magic is inherent to you. like why not use that as an excuse to get Creative With Spell Cost

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@caeslxys

2 months

if keyleth is made up of marisha's insecurities and beau is made up of her stubborness then laudna is made up of whatever this part of marisha is

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@caeslxys

10 months

desperately desperately desperately need beauyasha to show back up in c3 like "hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe" to imogen only to, in a surprisingly completely unsurprising twist, end up sleeping with fearne

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@caeslxys

1 year

the little guy of campaign 3 is pâté de rolo. the little guy of campaign 2 was frumpkin. the little guy of campaign 1? taryon darrington

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@caeslxys

2 years

you know what's so singularly devastating about laudna revealing her ears? of having little cuffs made to hide them? she has embraced every other thing about herself that would be considered alienating in the wake of her undeath. it's this alone she still attempts to cover

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@caeslxys

1 year

I kinda wish dnd had more like. mechanical options for making sacrificial choices. I just feel like if you're within 5 feet of someone you should be able to use a reaction to take a hit for them. maybe it's an auto crit since you're choosing to be hit

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@caeslxys

1 year

#criticalrolespoilers giggling and kicking my legs in the air

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@caeslxys

9 months

no thoughts except laudna meeting members of vox machina and not ever fully grasping why they're apologizing to her

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@caeslxys

1 year

imogen kissing laudna would only feel "forced" if you haven't been perceiving imogen's trillion second silences in the middle of almost all of their conversations as the desperate attempt to keep that shit buried that it was

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@caeslxys

1 year

imogen might just be the most horrendously down bad character in the entirety of critical role

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@caeslxys

4 years

if this sounds suspiciously like harley quinn and poison ivy that's bc that's who I was thinking about

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@caeslxys

1 year

every mighty nein reunion one or two-shot critical role has is not for us it's for ashley johnson

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@caeslxys

1 year

TRINKET IS NOT A LITTLE GUY. TRINKET IS A [ASHLEY JOHNSON VOICE] BIG BOY. I DID NOT FORGET TRINKET

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@caeslxys

1 year

the little guy of campaign 3 is pâté de rolo. the little guy of campaign 2 was frumpkin. the little guy of campaign 1? taryon darrington

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@caeslxys

1 year

yes yes laudna was about to throw hands with kiki for insinuating she would kill imogen but hear me out. do you think laudna also remembers the woman they mutilated in keyleth's image the most

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@caeslxys

1 year

my dnd character threatened the raven queen last night and told her to just kill her or stop lying to her and the matron Did In Fact Try To Kill Her/Severely Harm Her And. It Didn't Take. Because Something. Else. Has A Claim On Her, Apparently. I Feel Normal About That

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@caeslxys

8 months

i blacked out and when i woke up this was on my ipad { #CriticalRoleArt }

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@CACUPlD

8 months

artists!! draw this as your favorite sapphic ship >:D

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@caeslxys

6 months

their reactions to that kiss are killing me. they're just like us fr

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@caeslxys

7 months

I think people greatly underestimate how hard laudna specifically would be to defeat in a pvp scenario. she can throw six eldritch blasts per round and for every connection they'd have to roll a wisdom save or be unable to move closer to retaliate. she has over 100 hit points

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@caeslxys

1 year

I'm sorry I'm SO ecstatic about both tal and liam confirming ashton and orym could tell what was happening I love being right

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@caeslxys

2 months

the fact she has more hp than a paladin

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@caeslxys

3 months

happy thursday! we’re officially in aoer baby. in memoriam #criticalrolefanart

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@caeslxys

10 months

it'd be so easy to take laudna's "I made you a doll. because dolls are for children, and you're a child" as an insult except she immediately says "I love children" with her big goofy sad smile and yes I'm ripping the skin from my face as I speak of it what of it

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@caeslxys

9 months

laura bailey crafting her haunted little purple sorcerer completely oblivious to how this would lead to watching her make-believe mama turn her make-believe brother into an orb and that she would fall in love with her make-believe bestie who was killed for her make-believe self

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@caeslxys

7 months

$90 dollars on a symbolic ring for her fictional little relationship to gift marisha is the EXACT same as imogen spending 60 gold to begin with I'm laughing

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this is taking me outttt

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@caeslxys

4 months

I do love when I see c3 criticism that specifies characters being attached to previous campaigns in their backstory as evidence that cr has gone corpo and are no longer just enjoying dnd as if anyone who was able to play in one world for that long wouldn't also do that

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@caeslxys

3 months

#criticalrolespoilers I JUST REALIZED. WHAT IF FCG SHOWS UP IN THE DOWNFALL EPISODES. WHAT IF FRIDA DOES.

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@caeslxys

1 year

inhales. imogen is such an amalgamation of so many different cr villains thematically and in her motivations that the most profound difference between them is very simply that she wants and therefore chooses to be good and kind at every turn. exhales

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@caeslxys

1 year

god it just. laudna is so strange. she's cold and loud and a little sticky and orym is a protector. and he knows people will harm laudna simply for being. so he covers her. shields her eccentricities with flowers and clothes. she is dead and his protection is a burial

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@caeslxys

6 months

one day there's gonna be a bell hells animated series and imogen is going to be obviously pining over laudna from second one and people are gonna be like "theres no way they were like this in a game of dnd" and those people will be wrong

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@caeslxys

10 months

genuinely believe tal is one of the best character writers at that table. from pointing out how orym carries aspects of percy in his grief to pointing out that "greedy" isn't a good descriptor of vex so much as he believes "hungry" is. he just gets it

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@caeslxys

10 months

#criticalrolespoilers I don't think it's even slightly fair to compare ashton and laudna's choices this or last episode because ashton made theirs with full agency and laudna has one of exandria's most renowned gaslighters directly in her brain telling her what love is

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@caeslxys

1 year

screaming crying at the top of my lungs marisha made an "unromanceable" pc but forgot there is no such thing as an unloveable person

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@caeslxys

2 months

also marisha being like "you know it's complicated bc it's all like 'should they have just stayed friends' or is it outside stressors" girl there's a necromancer in your head. it's outside stressors 💀

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@caeslxys

1 year

imogen and otohan rematch is going to be disgUSTING btw. otohan is going to make one singular remark about either liliana or her three risen friends and that cowgirl is going to wipe her off the face of exandria

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@caeslxys

11 months

#criticalrolespoilers laudna really just counterspelled a ninth level spell from the bbeg I know delilah is throwing a fucking necromantic rave in her head right now

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@caeslxys

10 months

#criticalrolespoilers beau mentioning imogen to yasha means that if the nein show up again in c3 that matt will have to play them accordingly so there is a very real chance of getting see marisha be jealous of her own fuck boy lesbian decisions

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@caeslxys

22 days

being travis must be so fucking funny rn. chetney was never meant to last this long. now he has his own kill animation in among us

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@caeslxys

1 year

remember back when imogen was waking from that first nightmare and matt was like "yeah you can go get laudna her room's not far haha" and laura completely disregarded it because Obviously, Matthew, Imogen And Laudna Share A Bed. Obviously.

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@caeslxys

9 months

ENOUGH discourse. look at her son

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@caeslxys

5 months

“I will never let you go”/“what if i’m holding you back?” [ #CriticalRole ] [ #criticalrolefanart ]

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@caeslxys

1 year

laudna telling yu she wasn't ready for romance after several different scenes surrounding it but imogen asking if she could kiss her and laudna taking two seconds to think about it and deciding yeah actually is so crazy

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@caeslxys

1 year

I don't know what I was on when I wrote this dissection about how Molly's death served the nein vs laudna's for the hells but I wanna be on it again

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@caeslxys

7 months

if you hate laudna this is who you're hating btw. if you even care

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@caeslxys

1 year

yes I want imogen to call laudna darling and honey and all the corny puppy love pet names ever but not ONCE have I seen anyone mention "sweetheart". mind you that woman is SOUTHERN

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@caeslxys

1 year

shakes matthew. what is the actual significance of fearne being ruidusborn. give me your secrets

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@caeslxys

9 months

on my rewatch and laughing at "what's your AC?" "14." "14?? oh no." meanwhile, imogen:

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@caeslxys

11 months

the Straight Guy of our dnd campaign left a while ago bc of scheduling conflicts and I have noticed Much Less dice rolling due to conflict and Much More role play driven character developments and it is. very good :)

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@caeslxys

10 months

#criticalrolespoilers if there's one thing laura bailey is gonna do in critical role it's get a wedding one-shot

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@caeslxys

4 months

"laudna's my girlfriend ❤️" on a live streamed fashion show is just further proof that imogen exists like a sleeper agent in laura's brain whose trigger word is "laudna"

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@caeslxys

1 month

I feel like we already largely knew this but laura confirming that relvin was actually a *good* father to imogen *until* she started struggling is so much worse to me than if he had just been negligent from the start

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@caeslxys

1 year

I love that Imogen as a character is shown predominantly as powerful and somewhat broody in official art and then you watch critical role and she is consistently speaking in the same intonation you would imagine a wet and volatile cat would

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@caeslxys

1 year

you know if it's true that imogen realizing her feelings for laudna were more than that of friendship happened when yu asked her if they were together it is seriously so hysterical that her canon response was to immediately buy her a ring. like she even skipped the uhaul

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@caeslxys

1 year

fcg being so adamant about the inherent goodness of deities-excluding-predathos and continuously pushing it on the hells and then casting a divine spell with incredibly little regard to how it would effect laudna, who already believes she is hated by the gods, is SO juicy

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@caeslxys

4 months

one thing every critical role campaign is gonna have is a marisha ray character that at least one other cast member is completely and utterly incapable of being even slightly normal about in any context

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@caeslxys

1 year

little did the people who dropped c3 early on for lack of inter-party conflict realize, but bells hells is absolutely the party Most headed for morality-driven, full-on pvp scenarios

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@caeslxys

2 months

bi chetney wins again

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@caeslxys

11 months

#criticalrolespoilers these images 💀

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@caeslxys

2 months

#criticalrolespoilers emhira being a warlock with a dumbass imp. emhira having boots of haste. laura actively designing a god of exandria after the characters she has loved that are most attached to her

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@caeslxys

10 months

ashton spent so much of this campaign and so much of their time with laudna intentionally trying to push and prod and poke at all of her bruises to get her to break to avoid acknowledging how fucked up he is all for it to lead to laudna actually breaking and. making him a gift

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@caeslxys

6 months

you're afraid of heights. the person you love most holds your hand at the zenith. she dies for you. she comes back for you. she gives into her hunger the minute you aren't there. she lies to you. she says, "imagine how high you could fly without me". you're afraid of heights

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@caeslxys

9 months

also you know what. I think bells hells not having a greyskull keep/xhorhaus is something that's becoming detrimental. think of how many wonderful or fun scenes happened between m9/vm bc they had somewhere *to rest* that the hells *do not have at all*

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@caeslxys

5 months

remember when fcg cast gentle repose on laudna's corpse and matt was like "cool! you stopped something from happening :)" yeah hey what was that about. can we discuss that again

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@caeslxys

2 months

more hp/con than a paladin and higher charisma than a bard get absolutely dunked on, braius

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2 months

the fact she has more hp than a paladin

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@caeslxys

5 months

#criticalrolespoilers she was about to hunger of the shadow matt in real life

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@caeslxys

3 months

#criticalrolespoilers i'm so happy sam made another freak so that bells hells continues to be a party of freaks and orym. it's their thing

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@caeslxys

2 months

just remembered imogen has a +15 to persuasion. extremely sexy but also utterly hilarious thing for her, a woman who begins to physically vibrate with anxiety at the thought of being perceived, to have

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@caeslxys

2 months

#criticalrolespoilers obsessed w pelor not believing the matron *actually* killed her predecessor but that he allowed her to kill him. and that that informs his continued belief that mortals are not capable of reaching them. ayden was shockingly kind but that pride is still there

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@caeslxys

2 months

#criticalrolespoilers btw if you were wondering this was one of the top 3 most horrifying sentiments to hear from one of the primes in that episode

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@caeslxys

2 months

so true (POV they get wild magic’d two seconds later) #criticalrolefanart

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2 months

unparalleled imodna energy happening here

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@caeslxys

1 year

chewing glass imogen kissing laudna bc she had just listened to laudna doubt her place at imogen's side for minutes straight and decided then and there what she was going to do bc laudna not understanding how deeply she is loved was unacceptable to her. I feel violent

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@caeslxys

1 year

you know what. FUCK bells hells reunion. we're back in JRUSAR baby. how's milo doing. where's marwa. how's anni's music going. what the fuck is the shadow baker up to.

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@caeslxys

11 months

genuinely hysterical to me that the c3 equivalent of such beloved npcs as allura or essek for c1 and 2 respectively is. pâté de rolo

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@caeslxys

9 months

ashton...orym...i am begging one of you...take the sentinel feat before the otohan rematch

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1 month

those boards are so cute but i'll tell you one thing yasha better be taller and buffer than fjord or we're gonna have ISSUES

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@caeslxys

7 months

I KNEW DELILAH WOULD DOUBLE DOWN ON LAUDNA'S LOVE FOR IMOGEN AND NOT TRY AND PUSH THEM AWAY LOVE IS HER THING!!! HER WHOLE THING!! RAAAAA #criticalrolespoilers

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@caeslxys

9 months

every cr campaign ends up being in some way about grief and letting go and healing but I'm obsessed with the specific way that grief is a red storm in a dream and a sword and shield left behind by a husband and a father and a painstakingly crafted and deeply loved puppet in c3

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