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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

texting ur parents be like:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

how yall take 15-30 minute naps mine be like 2-4 hours 😭

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

at this point ion even know if im breathing correctly

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

"bro u r so quiet, what's on ur mind?"

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

single ppl use half of their bed for remotes, phones, pillows and snacks 😭😭

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

a relationship should be 50/50, she exists and i adore her

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

mfs be single and still don't text nobody back... it's me im mfs 😭

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

a loaded bank account, a healthy relationship and a comfortable life is all i want rn

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

buying clothes that ain't black be so hard 😫

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

"do not disturb" isn't just a phone setting, i really live my life like that

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

pls if i’m with my parents i don’t know u

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

wearing a good outfit and not getting a pic is worse than a heartbreak

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

appreciate my: before it turns to:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

girls be driving like this saying “oopsies hehe”

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

“where did all ur money go?” im either wearing it or ate it.

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

nobody supports you like a social media friend that you’ve never met

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

imagine dating someone with same music taste as u?? and u both share playlists and jam to the same songs?? heaven.

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

if u never forged ur parents signature in school then did u even go

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

im either obsessed or not interested at all... there's no in between

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

me making fun of my own suffering so it doesn't look that serious

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

spotify should make a dating app that matches ppl with the same music taste

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

me listening to my fav person's voice notes

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

i’ll do anything for my mom except them dishes

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

the weather i crave for

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

yall used to try flirting by saying "showering? without me?" i didn't forget

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

mirror: you're so damn hot phone camera: you're so ugly gtfo

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

girls get depressed and boom their hair short now they looking like dora

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

me checking my phone acting like i actually get texts

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

spell ur crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

stop forcing shit... if they not giving u the same effort & energy... just fall back

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

when i realize it was me who didn't text back

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

2 years

@javroar this shii have me like:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

"i need to fix my sleeping schedule" me at 3am:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

2 years

@ayeejuju meanwhile kanye:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

who else tells their parents u bought something way cheaper than u actually got it for just so they don't tell u shit 😂

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

stick to chasing a bag… the money ain’t gone fail u

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

made a small mistake... should i let it haunt me for a decade or no

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

i want to delete all my socials and disappear but i will be bored

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

how do i train my hands to stop throwing up peace signs

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

that money feel different when u earned it on ur own

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

mfs go to the hospital and can't wait to post the bracelet on the snap

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

i probably text “hahaha, lol” 50x a day and never be laughing

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

alexa, skip to the part where im married to the love of my life and life is good

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

ppl on social media that don't post anything

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

need some “i only want you” energy

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

u took 4 hours to respond and u think im gonna text back within a minute? ur right

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

mfs talk to u for 3 days then ghost u... like bro do i look like a free trial or what?

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

when u start smiling at their texts ur fucked

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

a girl with a good meme game is a wifey material

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

i don't care what ppl think about u, at least mosquitoes find u attractive.

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

ppl who have two A's in their name are boyfriend/girlfriend material

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

job offers be like "we need a virgin with two years of experience in sex"

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

me checking my texts and social media and expecting any kind of interaction

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

kissing her thighs before eating her out >>>>

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

ima "wya?" "be safe" "u good?" "did u eat?" type of person

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

tf is a talking stage? let’s move in together

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

girls be like "hi" and then never talk to u again

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

if i had a girlfriend, i'd simply tie her up and eat her pussy until she cums out

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

bhai sex krne jaa rha hu wish me luck

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

mfs will call anime weird then go watch 30 year olds play as high schoolers on netflix

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

first base: texting second base: telling ur friends third base: getting ghosted

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

megan ate. like this tweet for some good news #GOODNEWSMEGAN

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

*plays kiss it better by rihanna" me: MAN FUCK YOUR PRIDE

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

i hate arguing like bro can we just say sorry and do the sex now

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

since it’s ramadan wtf = wallahi too funny af = astaghfirullah lmao = laughing my abaya off

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

men who aren't trash understand the statement "all men are trash" doesn't applies to them

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

that's too depressing let me put "lol" at the end

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

mfs buying nudes when they can look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

songs u discover from movies hit different

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akram ♒︎

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4 years

"what u doing on valentine's day?" me:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

perks of dating me: 1. 2. 3. im too ugly to cheat on u

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

smoking weeknd while listening to the weed

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

bro they will text back they just busy texting the person they actually likes

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

y'all ever read a message and be like this is why i don't like talking to u

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

idk how to take pics and it’s so painful

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

mfs reply with “LMAO” and expect u to keep the conversation alive

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

i'll always choose genuine personality over good looks

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

me waiting for someone to shoot their shot after liking one of their photos

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

if we vibe, we vibe. that's my type.

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

Friends, The Office, B99, BBT. i haven't watched any of these series. will society accept me?

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

can't trust a person that only listens to one genre of music

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

british ppl be having sex like "hmm yes splendid aahh indeed scrumptious carry on"

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

jobs call u 5 months later like "are u still interested?" bitch im homeless now

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

why every 2002 born are so fucking pretty?

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

if i had a girlfriend i would simply forget all other girls exist

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

heard twitter appreciate art

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

really makes u think

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

3 years

fuck facetime and texting. pack yo bags and come travel with me

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

relationships should be 50/50, she dresses like a snack u eat her like one

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

i stopped flirting coz ion wanna cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

"ur mom is so nice" thanks that's coz ur around

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

when i was 15 the whole internet was 20, now im 20 and the whole internet is 15

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

@theweeknd

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

girls that dont cheat and are loyal af. wyd rn?

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

"i miss u, wya?" "we should hang out" me:

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

i wanna text her but im scared if im bothering

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akram ♒︎

@ihyakram

4 years

sorry i replied within 0.8 seconds i've no life and no shame

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