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Buberella

@buberella

1 year

Currently in my villain era and thrilled about it:

★ The Witch Astrologer ★

@astroeleanor

1 year

Here’s What I Mean by Villain Era: • owning your power • not letting people walk all over you • setting boundaries • becoming wiser and acting like it • not being afraid of getting revenge if someone wrongs you • honoring your anger • becoming in touch with your shadow

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3 years

@angelfrouk @katieharr1988 Oh, my boss told me off for "not cc'ing him on all of my emails" so I did it until he begged me to stop. That is how severely he underestimated my workload.

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@uncledoomer ...if the family wants to take it, it's at their own expense but the police hook you up with my company. If you could hire us directly, imagine the amount of crimes we'd be asked to clean to get rid of evidence." I was like, "NOTED."

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@uncledoomer In 2003, my landlord (who lived upstairs) died suddenly in a way where he lost a lot of blood. A "cleaner" came and I'm nosey AF so I asked him 1M questions...1 being "How does someone even hire a person like you?!" He said, "You don't, the police offer the family the option &...

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@brian_bahe Driving in it is a trip bc you just have to make educated decisions and hope for the best. The cabs will try to delete you from the road so its a constant game of chicken.

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2 years

@SaeedDiCaprio I had a client misspell my name every single time he emailed me even though my email signature was in every message. Finally, I misspelled his name in an email to him just ONCE...he had the nerve to write back and say "Oh I see what you did there. I misspelled your name so...

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3 years

@calebsaysthings During the weekend of the first Women's March, we stayed at an AirBNB in DC called "The Carriage House" I think. So cute & hundreds of sticky notes on everything. We went around taking photos of them all; crying laughing. They were mad helpful though!

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4 years

@DrBiden Dr. Biden, can you please make a STRONG SUGGESTION that we move the inauguration to a closed location and cut out any public elements? I'd rather everyone be safe than have the pomp/show of strength. THAT would be comforting to me after such a terrifying 4 years.

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2 years

@hmjoneswriter @Sonic_Screwup I love how generous and blasé this man was. "Oh, you want some? Fine."

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@JustineBateman I’ve seen him there and he’s always nice to people and working hard. Honest work with great benefits just outside NYC where he can hop right onto a set if he needs to. Good for him!

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4 years

@ElyKreimendahl I ruined Thanksgiving once by offering to host but bc we were newly vegetarian I said I'd make ALL the sides/desserts but my fam had to make/bring the turkey. They agreed but arrived in a snit, accusing ME of ruining Thanksgiving so I stood up, said "Geeeeet out, never again." ☠️

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@MarketingBully_ My Grandmas both lost their husbands & never dated again not bc they were heartbroken but bc they didn't want NO MAN living in their quarters or telling them what to do ever again LOL.

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3 years

@LizMaupin We just moved but our last apartment building (that we lived in for almost a decade) was this:

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2 years

@wyntermitchell Lol. You know what I thought about when I was watching him? I was thinking that it's so nice to see him so WELL. So many people who get THAT famous THAT young end up in a bad way but here he is looking good & thriving. Nice to consider & happy for him. 💜

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@danielleweisber LOL. My wife @ykristyn and I have been together for ~21 years and 8 of them have been married. It's not work. We just have a nice time together. I find that The Straights ™️ say this A LOT. "Happy anniversary to my hubby! It's been 12 years of unrelenting hell! I kid bc...

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@nikangel39 @MissSassbox Honestly? They seem cute together. She genuinely likes him. He seems like he is a sweetie and he probably treats her really well.

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2 years

@amandamull Here is an absolutely insane photo of the Devil Queen and her sister this morning.

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2 years

@lizzzzzielogan SO sorry for having to go through this but A+ on getting that asshole.

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@milkinhisbag Call the IRS and talk to someone bc there could be some kind of resolvable error on the returns that makes you pay less. I got a $4k bill from them once and in talking things through with the person from the IRS, we were able to find error and got it down to $800.

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@ElyKreimendahl I cannot for the life of me find a bra size OR brand that fits and I've been in a feverish hunt lately so this doesn't hit me in the "body shamey part" so much as it does the "an expert has come down from on high to help me thanks be to God part" lol.

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@HappyishKay @wutwutwutnia @ErinThaGod @h0wlwrath @FunnySupply I see a tiger as a threat that is also cute so who knows lol.

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@kshering @iamofdaniel @therobprimo1 And her hair 1/2 ⬆️ & a necklace...I mean be stylish but w/o tremors I'm too lazy to do all this let alone if I were struggling this much. I'd love to have 🥚 put on my face/apologize whole heartedly but like someone said, weird that this only happens to white conservatives.

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I love how much the Satanic Temple "triggers" dummies who know nothing about the Satanic Temple bc they have no intellectual curiosity in their brains whatsoever. Would take 2 seconds for somebody to google it but they won't.

Emerald Robinson ✝️

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1 year

RIP: Fox News. Can't wait to hear the reason why the Murdochs and Paul Ryan are matching contributions to the Satanic Temple!

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3 years

@n8clu @DiscordianKitty Like, that's what Santa is and always has been. Dunno why everyone is shocked SHOCKED about Elf on the Shelf as if the whole surveillance part of it is new.

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@DSlaunsen @mis_cue @AwHAYLyeah @HistoryHog @deadeyebrakeman Right? I mean the hairdresser has already basically fired you at that point anyway by being like, "Nope! Move it along bub." Lol.

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@bo_bliz @SaeedDiCaprio Lol it's perfect revenge bc everybody notices when their name is misspelled but not when they misspell someone else's name. Dollars to donuts, he was gonna hollerate at me but then realized he'd done it 20 times in a row without reprisal and then a subtle pushback. I think he...

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@danielleweisber @ykristyn ...I love! If he would stop chewing like that, our marriage would be perfect LOL! Even though our marriage has been an incredible amount of work and a TON of bad times, I'd do it all over again with you! Here's to another 12!" I'm like "K. Sounds great." My take is that what...

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@mandydeville @emilyonhere @SandyFrizzle Yep. Fuck them and also fuck not having them. The worst.

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@cherikokusu @brian_bahe LOLs that's exactly what it's like. They're like "Nothing exists but me and I am not going to let the reality of you redirect my actions therefore I will drive like you are not there and then you really will not be." This means you must drive equally as delusionally.

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@amandamull Our chihuahua mix will no longer eat unless I sit down on the floor beside her, flip her bowl directly onto the floor, break up the wet food with my hands, wipe some on her mouth, give her a hug, and then parcel tiny bits out to our other dog. She shakes the entire time.

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@SaeedDiCaprio ...you misspelled mine" in a "you think you're clever huh?" type of a way. So, basically, this turd KNEW he was misspelling my name but did so deliberately until I did it back. I didn't even mention it, just misspelled the name. LOL.

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@WendyMolyneux I went in to see a doctor for anxiety and he told me to eat less candy bars every day. "If you eat two a day, maybe just eat one." So helpful! LOL.

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@UnionDrip I had a manager accuse me of stealing my cash drop once which I absolutely had not. She tried to make me sign something that said I was gonna pay it back in installments. I said, "Nope. There's a camera over the drop box so show me the proof if my theft." It conveniently...

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@E_Glo YAS! I love this about adulthood and particularly about middle age. "Oh you wanna come for me? Good bc I've had some things I'd ALSO like to get off my chest and since you wanna go? Let's do this thing." Lol.

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@ThatSamWinkler Having a lot of experience with the Goths, Imma say that it should have had blueberries and almond butter in it. Can't explain but I know I'm correct.

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@MrsJellySantos Loooootta people clearly didn't watch the video. Nothing about her inviting them was weird. She was just being kind and he showed his hand that he is weird in that he doesn't ever have them so he doesn't want her asking about them.

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@meanunclejack The guy who owned our local deli used to call my sister's boyfriend her "Ugly Husband" lol. "Oh, where is your Ugly Husband today?!" "Ugly Husband! There you are!" He also used to tell everybody that they "have a good head".

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@madrhetoric182 @ElyKreimendahl Thank you! Also, sometimes they bring that up with me as the part of the "overreacting villain" & I'm always like "And I'll do it again! I cleaned the house from top to bottom, set up tables & chairs, bought & prepared like 6-7 sides and 3 desserts & you 4 had to do 1 thing &...

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@hels @Texarchivist ...for it. I'm 2 years into my 40s and I can honestly say that, so far, I've just been being my absolute self whether or not anybody likes it AND?! It turns out that not only do I like myself better but also people get scared of you when you do bc you become unable to manipulate.

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@SydneyBattle I love that your Dad was doing Dad shit and gently trying to maneuver you away from harm. "Maaaybe don't do that." "Perhaps you shouldn't." LOL.

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@madrhetoric182 @ElyKreimendahl ...then come over but then arrived LIKE THAT?! Nah. You're all blanket banned from my house on Thanksgiving in perpetuity. Neeeever again." That uz moves the conversation onto something else LOL. I wouldn't be so harsh but 20 years later & I'm still the villain in this tale. 🤷‍♀️

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@BrianStack153 LOL. We live just outside the city & went on a "warm" year. It was maybe 40 F. We went late at like 7:30pm. We ended up like 6 blocks BEHIND the ball, ended up freezing cold, & were just caged in an area that whole time. Couldn't eat or go to the bathroom. Got the glasses though.

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@textals @colleen_eileen @amtisdale8 AND/OR just saying, "OMG! That's so interesting! I wonder why. Can you show me where it's listed because I'd love to present a change to it!" Then be super proactive about following up bc you want to make it into a project. A variant of malicious compliance if you will LOL.

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@SixBrownChicks While at work, I got a call that my Mother was in the hospital for having a heart attack. I ran outside to find out the details & one of the heads of the company chased me out & stood there while I talked saying, "Get OFF the phone & get BACK inside." This as I'm crying.

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@UnionDrip ..."wasn't working" at the time. So I said, "Okay fire me then." They said, "No we don't want to do that." I said, "So you're convinced that I stole to the point that you want me to pay it back but you have no proof and you don't want to fire me?" "Yes." "Okay so what happens...

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@WARMEN0UGH @trixiemattel She's a queer person. Please don't police queer people using queer words. We're already too subdivided and if it's meant in love; leave it alone. Also? You can be anti-porn bc of the male gaze but not everyone is.

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@UnionDrip ...if I refuse?" "Nothing, I guess." "Ok, so then we're done here?" "Yes, I guess so." I said, "Ok bye" and walked out of the room lol. BTW, it was def the overnight girl who was teacher's pet and she tried to frame me. Manager said that the drop was "suspiciously" the same...

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@bananafitz I mean, it's nice that they're not speaking FOR her or ABOUT her...OOOR for or about the gal he cheated with. They're just expressing their own frustration and disappointment and keeping their personal feelings with regards to anybody else impacted to themselves. That's good!

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@amandamull And a nice one haha:

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@rgay A man moved in upstairs from us once & asked where my Dad was because he wanted to talk to him. I said “Um, he’s probably at home but he doesn’t live here.” & he said “Ok who is the tenant?” I said “It’s me, I’m the Dad.” I’m a childless, married, 39 year old woman & he’s an ass.

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@ninagrewal97 It's not always possible and a real friend assumes the best...weighs a person's good shit heavier than their bad...doesn't cancel a friendship bc somebody couldn't take one or their limited spoons to reach out individually to every person in their life to explain themselves.

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@sarahlcmpbll I had to stop being vegan bc my Grandma kept making me special items that took her extra effort like homemade Mac and cheese or making sure to have cheese sandwiches etc available. I did not have the heart to be like "No, also not that."

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@hmjoneswriter @Sonic_Screwup Lol he had to have right? I mean even a huge muffin is THAT big (that you wouldn't see someone eating it with your peripheral vision lol.)

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@trixiemattel You're one of us...come join us...we all float down here, Tracey.

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@DerekSheen @pattonoswalt My fam is like this. When my Nana's sister died, her glasses got lost at the hospital. Nana & her other sister had to buy a pair for her to wear in the casket. They went to CVS & took turns trying them on w/closed eyes to see how she'd look. Nana said they cried LOLing.

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@jessay @Imani_Barbarin I wear my mask all the time in public even though I'm fully vaccinated. I don't want to be a carrier AND I don't even want to get a mild version of the Delta variant. Long COVID is still possible even though the symptoms wouldn't be likely to kill you. No thanks!

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@danielleweisber @ykristyn ...is happening there is that these two have been talking shit about each other constantly and to say anything totally positive would make them both sound like hypocrites. And then to me, some bish you went to high school with that knows zero about this marriage? I'm like:

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@circemoskowitz I LIKE that there's so much dialogue about intersections but hot damn, this is supposed to be rooted in kindness/understanding NOT as some big mean gotcha game. Give people space & let people make up their own minds so long as they're coming from a place of peace! Jeezy chreezy.

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@madisonbrek I love the ending BC it made so many people BIG MAD LOLs. And then when the creators were like "IDK, we were just making shit up as we went along." Lol. I see it as the biggest most involved prank ever haha.

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@circemoskowitz I like listing gender identity bc I'm cis & it makes it easier for trans people to list theirs &/or for solidarity. BUT, yes I also agree that "the young" have gotten SUPER harsh about who can say what & when & how & how dare you & do not make a mistake in my specific eyes." LOL.

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@ask_aubry I'm of two minds: 1) If her skirt was tucked up sort of in the back after going to the bathroom, as an adult, it makes sense to say "You have to make sure your underwear aren't showing in public." If she was JUST walking up the stairs though? That is not her "fault"/reason to...

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@hels @Texarchivist Turning 40 def kicked my DGAF into high gear. My 20s were about prioritizing myself last in order to make other people happy & getting punished for it. My 30s were about doing what I THOUGHT was putting myself first but ended up still prioritizing others & getting punished...

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@Sonic_Screwup My Mom used to be an ER nurse and one day a delivery came to the desk and for no fucking reason, my Mom and all of her colleagues all thought it was for them and ate fucking everything. Nope! Was for a huge family in the ER. One of those group delusions that she cannot explain.

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@AnnaCampana_ @jenfronc I was high as a kite on pain medication for about 2 weeks due to a back injury about 10 years ago. A few weeks later, my Grandma asked me if I was still going to a fam party. I was like, "What party?" She was like, "Um the one we talked about on the phone for a super long time...

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@cherikokusu @brian_bahe It's sort of a "game respects game" type thing. The cabbies are like "Wow, wild driver."

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@PickleMrs @MoreOrLessAMess @AITA_online I mean she kind of IS an unruly teenager if she's boiling things IN vodka. Helluva way to burn the whole damn house down haha.

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@LizMaupin This was a four apartment building so two upstairs and two downstairs. You'd think the landlord would be a nice person with regards to all of the lesbians and dogs but alas, no. I should say that we are all individual sets of lesbians who did not know each other prior.

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@EM0VISION @keyon LOLs I could see this. Her just standing there waiting for Elmo. "Are you finished?"...then BAM.

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@Ilyke2Twatch @jaslake419 @mdeeeeee_ @_TheRuler You know what works insanely good for windows? Fill a sprayer bottle with about 1/2 water, add about 1/4 white vinegar, then dish soap (like Dawn or whatever). You can add essential oils if you want. Windows are perfect AND? That combo cleans the shit out of anything bc the...

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@trixiemattel Somebody please add the God Warrior here fer me! My skills do not include this ability yet!

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1 year

@gracecamille_ LOL @ this ring. I am NOT a person who had a lot of thoughts whatsoever on engagement rings but this is a deranged ring to buy someone to ask for their hand in marriage. I'm glad to hear that she just told him. If she told him right, then it's just a funny memory to cry LOL over.

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@bo_bliz @SaeedDiCaprio ...prob was fully aware he was misspelling my name bc my name IS technically misspelled from the "normal spelling" and I've had a LOT of people "correct" my spelling TO me bc their pedantic OCD can't tolerate it. I think he was doing that until I wrote his name "Marc" instead...

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@jtrebach LOL, wakes up to chest paddles and everybody around them crying and hugging...goes back to sleep.

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3 years

@APMC1985 @bipolarralopib @MCthatdude @pillmunching @mohdilohka @TeeThirtyFour @alandavisphoto @alirachelpearl Can you imagine if someone actually did this? In a way, I'd have to give my neighbor props for 1) noticing my increasing fatness, 2) thinking of the idea, & 3) having the follow through to make & post a highlight reel. Most of us are all talk. Props mean neighbor.

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@JohnWBeaton @jaboukie It happened in our white school too. It's not for fun, it's so the government has a database of fingerprints. I would be surprised if it DOESN'T happen at every school. I think maybe I was in the 1st or 2nd grade?

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@TheTimbill @madrhetoric182 @ElyKreimendahl OMG the worst. My wife & I make a Tofurkey to bring with us & our families gave us SO much shit about it for years until we FORCED them to try it & they were like "Oh." Also, I was like "Lay off! It's a vehicle for cranberry sauce not a moral failure!" They were like "Oh." LOL.

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@NYCsiempre @tylersunderland Excellent question. 1) Why and 2) if you're gonna, why to the demon twink? SURELY there was someone more deserving.

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3 years

@DoYourDrafts @word_geek @angelfrouk @katieharr1988 OMFG SAME! Lol.

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@milfnokids Also, I went to this one weird dentist who kept leaving me to check on the CHICKEN she was simultaneously cooking in the other room. She told me that my teeth were her "favorite color" but then also tried to get me to whiten them. Before she went to check on the chicken...

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@mama_cakes01 @eggnogprince @rachelmillman No, it's about fats. You gotta get some fat in your diet.

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3 years

@Okaycoolbuddy @6runette @cowprintdyke @blaquellewoods What. So stupid. Incidentally, I love tattoos on dark skin. It looks so pretty.

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3 years

@chunkbardey Without fail, someone will pick the jankiest plastic souvenir cup that I got at a baseball game ten years ago, never use, and yet my hoarding will not let me get rid of. "You sure you want that glass?" "Yes, it's fine."

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3 years

@chrissydid @imjasondiamond @Entenmanns OMG, ok now THIS is where all my Mother's money went. We had one million Entenmann's cakes at all times. Also? My Nana had an Entenmann's outlet around the corner from her house so whenever we went there, GAME ON.

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@themultiplemom Well, I have two dogs who are NOT twins and one of them is always the "spokeswoman" for the two. She's the one who comes and makes certain baby eyes at me even if SHE isn't the one wants the thing but the other one is LOL. Meaning, your kid would prob would speak for both of...

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@TrewCourtney @hunktears As a joke, I once attached Velcro to a pair of scissors and stuck it to my kitchen wall bc I kept losing them. Honestly? Incredible life hack.

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@_verdoux @calebsaysthings Also for some reason, she left us potatoes. Stay at The Carriage House if you're in DC. Funny/cute. A+, 10/10, LOL.

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@ask_aubry At 1am at a bus/train station he's doing this...she has no choice but to smile to ease the situation. A similar kind of man made me HOLD HIS HAND on the the PATH from Journal Square to 8th street in Manhattan. We RAN out of the train and thankfully there was a cab right there.

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3 years

@Caissie Fat & depressed with a side of anxiety and ADHD (but now I'm just bragging LOL).

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2 years

@bo_bliz @SaeedDiCaprio ...of "Mark" or whatever his name was. I've had people ask me my name and ask me to spell it and then even though I'm spelling it, they what they write down is the "correct" spelling. It's nuts lol.

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@_queen_of_sass @ask_aubry So what? They can coparent & she can go find a man who loves her enough to prioritize her. He can go find somebody who is happy being in a 3 person marriage w/his Mom & being the only one who has no say over the direction of her life bc he & the Mom call the shots. LOL. Ugh.

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@CapricuntofCats I started watching this on mute and then went back w/the sound on. On mute, I really thought this was a joke video making fun of the perfect mommy bloggers. Sound on? No she's dead serious.

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Buberella

@buberella

3 years

@katieharr1988 ...leading a huge meeting demanding to know who the thief was. INCLUDING this weird thing where I was set up which fell apart easily. He's a cop now.

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@buberella

3 years

@_verdoux @calebsaysthings

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@buberella

3 years

@sarahschauer A few summers ago, I got a rash from sweating under my boobs & the year before, I'd gotten a cream from my gynecologist. The next year for my exam, I asked for a refill bc it worked so well but it was a diff doc who was a tall, willowy, young gal who had ZERO clue what I was...

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Buberella

@buberella

4 years

@TheKandyMuse I was volunteering as a talent escort at the GLAAD awards in LA a while back. Wearing a headset & mic. Forgot to turn off my mic when I peed & ~25 people heard me. "Hey guys! Please remember to turn off your mic when you're in the bathroom!"

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@buberella

3 years

@katieharr1988 P.S. This man who did this to me and is a cop now? He confessed all of this money theft to me just when I bumped into him randomly on the street; completely unprompted & with a LOL. "Remember all that missing money?..."

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Buberella

@buberella

4 years

@TheTimbill @madrhetoric182 @ElyKreimendahl I can't remember who but someone used to get MAD that we brought it like we were being insulting to the turkey. No, we brought a dish that anyone is welcome to try "but you don't have to." There are veggies in the dish too & we always bring something else too. Ugh LOL.

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@buberella

9 months

@gaialect I'm fine with anybody who leaves when I'm taking time to heal myself...particularly if they KNOW that's what I'm doing. Those people weren't in for the long haul anyway. I should caution you though that you *will* be on the other side of it someday and wonder HOW somebody...

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@buberella

3 years

@danidonovan A boss told me to stop eating lunch at my desk bc she didn't like that I read the internet while I ate. I said, "I am more comfortable at my desk and if I'm on my own time, what does it matter how I use it?" She said "it's a ~pErCePtiOn~ issue" and I said "OK, so if it's you...

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@buberella

3 years

@fagmyer @PSJ001 Yes let us kill her bc she's made mistakes in a 40 year high profile career as one of the most prominent Black women in her field and known for her humanitarian pursuits. Let's boil it down to Dr. Phil to discredit her accomplishments. Thank you for reminding us all!

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Buberella

@buberella

2 years

@TisKathl @cherikokusu @brian_bahe OMFG where's the lie? You legit just gotsta direct the front off your car into their lane ahead of them and then glide forward so you FORCE THEM to slow down, fall back, and let you in. You gotta have a lot of delusional confidence that "This will all go fine." LOL.

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