🚨 gibaway time 🚨
One of my favorite collections in Ordinals, with my favorite trait: PANIC
1️⃣ follow:
@btc_crown
,
@NewBitcoinOrder
, and
@TomatoZero88
2️⃣ like and RT
3️⃣ comment wallet addy
Winner chosen at random tomorrow at 12:30pm EST
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ARE YOU READY TO GET RE-STONED?!
Wallets holding “Jeeters In Disbelief” will be eligible for the next gibaway.
48 hours after the collection is minted out, there will be a drawing and one lucky winner will find a
#Runestone
in their wallet.
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The rune airdrop to ordinals collections meta is officially being kicked off by
@GhostfaceKillah
and
@JimmyToussaint
Incredibly bullish
@Zimmy_eth
Send everything way higher while rewarding both the earliest and the strongest believers in the bitcoin ecosystem
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📖 STORY TIME 📖
The culture of crypto is memes. And when I first entered Ordinals, puppets were king of them.
Lotion was born, our memes became lore, and I learned how to make them myself. It was game over, I’m obsessed if you can’t already tell.
I started meming a ton, and
If you Warren Jeeted your shit, tag two friends, retweet and comment:
“This dj be Warren Jeet + wallet address”
Maybe sned u sumthing if ur lucky.
Spaces for free Runestone tomorrow night, moar details in a few hours.
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WHO THE FUCK IS SNIPING GRAIL
@QuantumCatsXYZ
?!
LISTEN
@udiWertheimer
I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS IN MY WALLET, I WILL NOT PUMP YOUR BAGS MOTHER FUCKER
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BJ
Nodemonkes are not going back to ATH
Puppets are going back to ATH
Cats are going back to ATH
OMB going back to ATH
RSIC going back to ATH
And there's nothing you can do about it.
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BJ
Nodemonkes are going back to ATH
Puppets are going back to ATH
Cats are going back to ATH
OMB going back to ATH
RSIC going back to ATH
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Let me be a bit more clear: all delisted Lotions will be eligible for an airdrop.
No claim, no clicking. Free-99. Just for holding your bottle of Lotion.
Now we ask
@btcmachine98
, when snapshot?
I’m not saying there is a snapshot coming for delisted Lotions, but also I’m saying there’s a snapshot for delisted Lotions.
Saw someone pick one up off the floor just now, hope they didn’t list it.
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Lotion and Runstone holders can now mint the meme Jeeters In Disbelief, inspired by the famous Bansky piece Girl With Ballon.
I made it to celebrate
@LeonidasNFT
’s Runestone.
Hope you enjoy!
Gamma:
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Doesn’t an airdrop just fucking FEEL GOOD?!
It brought much joy to see the Lotion drop so well received. I laughed my ass yesterday. Grateful for you all.
Show me your favorite memes and shitposts in the comments, I want to retweet the bangers.
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I think it’s funny af that the proclaimed “NFT Collectoooors” and influencers faded Lotion.
If you have a bottle, congrats you own a piece of history and are participating in deep Ordinals culture.
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2night 4/11/24 Lotion Cult will gibaway a
#Runestone
to a Jeeters In Disbelief, or Lotion holder.
Hold either to qualify. The moar u hold, the moar chances to win.
U MUST B DELISTED AT TIME OF SNAPSHOT 9:30PM EST
Winner must come on stage to claim.
Imagine a collection where you didn’t need to beg for an honorary. Where you could just do it yourself.
Self-inscribe your Lotion. Call it whatever the fuck u want. Just grow a pair of balls and learn how to use Bitcoin.
Stop simping people unworthy of your greatness.
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I’ll never be Bothered. Dry. Sad. Switching Lanes. Distracted. Diminishing. I lather to the pump of my own lotion.
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If you own a Bitcoin Puppet (or any OPIUM derivative) + Lotion, photoshop that shit together and reinscribe it on your Lotion.
Here’s how to do it 🧵👇:
Crazy to see all these projects make you jump thru hoops just for WL.
Lotion never do. Only ask was to comment your wallet addy and we gibbed free.
Free. Remember?
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Let me be a bit more clear: all delisted Lotions will be eligible for an airdrop.
No claim, no clicking. Free-99. Just for holding your bottle of Lotion.
Now we ask
@btcmachine98
, when snapshot?
2morrow night Lotion Cult will gibaway a free
#Runestone
to a Jeeters In Disbelief, or Lotion holder.
Hold either to qualify. The moar u hold, the moar chances to win.
U MUST B DELISTED AT TIME OF SNAPSHOT 9:30PM EST
Winner must come on stage to claim.
To see the Lotion trait spread to such an epic collection as puppettes is quite an honor.
@queenarf51621
slayed it.
Is it weird that I’m attracted to this new chick I just picked up?
She not a vegan fyi
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🚨 LIVE GIBAWAY🚨
Anonymous Bitcoin Club
Follow:
@AnonBitcoinClub
@btc_crown
RT, tag 2 friends, and comment: “Anonymous Bitcoin Club” + taproot address
Join us now, live in Lotion Lounge Spaces to claim:
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Wut if I told you there was a collection inscribed before NodeMonkes.
Wut if the founders of said collection are sharing mined Runes with holders.
Wut?
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Thank you to all 800 followers. Just a few weeks ago people questioned my account for being only 24 hours old.
You’re a large group of retards, nerds, and geniuses all rolled into one. Ordinals community has changed my trajectory, much love.
Come 2 my attention that crown account suspension was coordinated take down.
Time to name names: puppet master and
@W4nkpire
hate that Lotion cult exposé the Vegan Agenda here on twitters. Made shed do mass report.
Tag puppet master below and tell hims STAY RUGGED 😡
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Dear God,
I know that Ordinals are a sin, but please if you could just pump my bags HIGHER I promise to be good and never make fun of poors again.
Amen.
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🚨 Gibaway Alert 🚨
Best original meme posted in the comments inspired by the Nakapepe v2 collection wins
#8097
Use any Nakapepe. JUST MAKE SURE IT FUNNY
1️⃣ Follow
@btc_crown
and
@NakamotosOnBTC
2️⃣ Comment your meme, tag one friend and retweet
3️⃣ Scam people you love
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Everyone wanna know wut crown like buying. Wut bullish on, how make money, or say how puppet trade gud. U buying dis, u buying dat?
I say “NO!”
Don’t chase anything rn, look for opportunity, accumulate. Don’t thank me later, this not advize.
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Delisted Lotions will get snapshotted today. Head to Magic Eden and delist yours, or grab one and don’t list it to participate.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.