Britt @brittpolidoro Twitter profile

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

5 months

Community note: he cheated on his wife by raping a 19 year old but yall wanna pretend he was a good man

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Celebrities With Loyal Partners Since Childhood 9. Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant

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5 months

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Britt

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7 years

I like how Philly used to hate Foles then Wentz got hurt and we were all like fuck. We can't have him choke. Let's hype him up. Let's love him. What do men feel the best about. Having a big cock. Okay good. Think. Think. Let's call him big dick nick. Let's go to the Super Bowl

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Britt

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8 years

Boys are like drugs, first they're fun and exciting but after a few months youre like hey why I am I still smoking crack its ruining my life

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5 months

@Krickybl This made me lol

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8 years

PSA: if you hit me up and you have a gf you have until 12 am eastern time to VENMO me a stack or you will be exposed Happy Valentine's Day!

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4 years

@baz00per One of my most recent favs 💕

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5 years

@Jaclynhill @KylieNatasha Do the couples quiz, have someone ask you both questions and see how many you each get right

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8 years

Rich kids never get to drink 40s on a stoop so who's really winning here

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5 months

@Tuk0_ Coming soon

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Britt

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7 years

I dropped my beautiful baby off at the groomers and in return got this creature

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Britt

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7 years

Boys are great. They dumb as hell but man are they fun to look at

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Britt

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6 years

@Jaclynhill Makeup revolution conceal and define foundation , maybelline superstay full coverage foundation, wet n wild mega glow highlighters, physicians formula foundation powers , Milani baked blushes

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Britt

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2 years

Making the ppl I date watch all 8 Harry Potter movies while hyper explaining each detail even though they just wanna fuck >>>>>

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Britt

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7 years

Y'all are really running out of shit to say

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8 years

You would think by 20 I would stop sneaking alcohol into the skatium but here I am at free skate fucked up

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Britt

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7 years

Today for secret santa my roommate wrapped a box within a box within a box etc. just to smirnoff ice me. MERRY CRIMPUS

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Britt

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7 years

This is nice and all but "buy you a drink" is NOT by Akon

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Britt

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8 years

Whenever I start to have a crush on a boy I write a list of all his bad qualities so it goes away and I have more time to love myself

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

7 years

Not to be dramatic but if we don't win Sunday I'll kill myself

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@Eagles

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All we got is all we need …and all we want is everything. #FlyEaglesFly

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Britt

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6 years

If you’re a female wearing heels to a football tailgate you definitely don’t drink enough to claim Saturday’s

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6 years

Until boys can tailgate a football game for HOURS standing in 5” or 6” heels and still have a good time, then I believe Saturdays have been and always will be for the girls.

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Britt

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6 months

The “with you” is silent

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@Alexius_sc2

6 months

that wasn't very "im not ready for a relationship" of you

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4 years

@deep_dab Make eye contact with a barber

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Britt

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7 years

Whenever I start to get down in the dumps I remember the eagles won the fucking Super Bowl

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Britt

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8 years

It blows my mind when girls say "your bf let you go there ?!" "Your bf let you wear that?!" Bitch I am a grown ass women I do what I want

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Britt

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7 years

"The Gang Writes a Strongly Worded Letter to Netflix"

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Britt

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2 years

Im doing damp January. It’s like dry January except I cheat a little bit.

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Britt

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3 years

This trade is a huge W for the strippers of the Philadelphia area

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

7 years

It really sucks when all your boyfriends end up in the same place

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7 years

😂😂 yous need bigger dreams

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7 years

In bed trying to take my 2nd nap of the day while my mother is in the kitchen slamming dishes around yelling passive aggressive remarks about my alcoholism and laziness. I love breaks

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Britt

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8 years

Krista's bitch ass is having sangria for breakfast in a foreign land and I'm choking down ramen for the 17th day in a row

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

7 years

Recently became attracted to gentlemen so if you're trying to respect me please DM. Serious inquires only

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Britt

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6 years

Is it me or is that exactly how Tom Brady kisses his son

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Britt

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7 years

I don't really know anything about the draft but I'm a HUGE fan of anything that combines beer, boys, and buffalo chicken dip

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Britt

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6 years

Why can’t I be a cute dainty girl that drunk cries or falls asleep but instead I’m a masculine angry fighting drunk Incredible Hulk with knuckle bruises

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

5 years

On god im never gonna brag about a man until he dies

chloe

@ch111oe

5 years

nvm he cheated

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

2 years

His new girl seems mentally stable (bad in bed). He’ll be back.

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

8 years

I get why you guys are confused rn .... but if you did any research outside of biased social media you wouldn't be

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

6 years

I’ll be arguing with my boyfriend but sending him memes at the same time so he knows I still love him

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

7 years

🙏🏼🙌🏽 Dear Lord, 8 pound, 6 ounce, newborn infant Carson Wentz, don't even know a word yet. Just an infant and so cuddly, but still so omnipotent. We'd just like to thank you for all the games we've won and ask you to lead the birds to a Super Bowl. Amen

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Britt

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2 years

Having a crush on someone is so dehumanizing

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Britt

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7 years

Gotta self love ❤️

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Britt

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6 years

I’ve come to the conclusion that men just do not deserve women. We are all so beautiful and powerful and soft and men never wash their hands and cheat

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Britt

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10 years

" @SexualGif : The struggle http://t.co/JxOdGFPKVs" UR LIFE IS SO HARD

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5 months

Ate me up ngl 😭

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Britt

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2 years

I texted a man that ghosted me “I’m not done with you yet” how was your Sunday funday ?

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Britt

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7 years

Me eating a salad is me just viciously digging for croutons and bacon bits among a sea of lettuce

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Britt

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7 years

Texted in my group project group chat "I'm a scone" last night at 1 am

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7 years

It really sucks when someone doesn't get my sense of humor. Not for me of course, for them because I'm hilarious

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Britt

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5 years

I was always the kid with a bunch of crumpled up papers in the bottom of my backpack and I feel like that was really good foreshadowing for the rest of my life

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Britt

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7 years

I woke up to a Jehovah witness preaching in my living room this morning because my dads too nice to say no

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Britt

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7 years

I met my husband this weekend but unfortunately he's marrying another woman that is not me

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7 years

I've been getting harassed by a flower company for the past week because the 60 year old crack head up the street decided he had a crush

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tay.

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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

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Britt

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5 years

I’m honestly mourning Mac Miller’s death like he was friend

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6 years

I miss Mac Miller

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Quarantini

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Y?

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7 years

A man offered me a hot dog in exchange for my phone number and honestly I can't wait to tell our kids how we met

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6 months

Her body was absolutely tea and I was the Boston harbor

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6 months

her body was tea and i was the fucking british east india company

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Britt

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6 years

I still can’t believe Mac Miller’s really gone

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6 years

At some point you gotta put yourself first and realize it’s not selfish

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11 years

COL SMOKIN A BLUNT AT WIZ http://t.co/ajpzFczFd7

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8 years

My moms gas light has been flashing for miles so she made a left turn over a median strip through an intersection to get to a gas station

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Britt

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7 years

Does nobody on #ayto see that @EmoneySunset is an awesome guy ?!

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Britt

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10 years

" @Party_Stories_ : Let's play a game. Spot the freshman http://t.co/y8g7vNdLQs" the one with the sparkly belt

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Britt

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7 years

I still cringe about shit I did years ago .... when does that stop ?

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4 years

I’ve spent my entire afternoon reporting ppls racist comments on Facebook and I’m having so much fun

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8 years

Grace had to get carried off of the stage because she was sexually harassing the strippers

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Britt

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8 years

FIVE years ago it was a trend to change your twitter name for the holidays and I still haven't changed mine back

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Britt

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8 years

Y'all home on break for 1 day and forget you have a girlfriend ha ha happy holidays

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Britt

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7 years

If the man I end up with is a half as good father and husband as my dad I'll be the luckiest girl in the world

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Britt

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4 years

The new mature me is having such a hard time with men bc now I cut them off after the first red flag but it’s like damn I can’t even have a 15 minute conversation with anyone 😂😂😂

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Britt

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7 years

I've been darting into the street more abruptly than ever this week. Ya know just hoping

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Britt

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8 years

My life goes in a simple cycle. I do embarrassing things, I replay them in my head and cringe, until I do more embarrassing things. Repeat

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Britt

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7 years

Bridal showers and baby showers are so corny. I'm having a kegger

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Britt

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8 years

Completely winging our trip to Canada, except for our reservations at the male strip club they've been made for weeks

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

5 years

If ANY of my reply guys pop up with girlfriends this Valentine’s Day I will be whistle blowing in her DMs

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

5 years

The fact Kanye is actually inside of that is hilarious

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@KimKardashian

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This family pic was such a challenge because Chicago was so scared of Dino! LOL We tried to explain and show her that it was just daddy but she didn’t get the concept yet! So shout out to the photographer for editing her in & making our family Flinstones dreams come true!

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Britt

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Having an unnatural allegiance to losers (being a eagles fan)

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6 years

Me: I need to meet a good guy Also me: attracted to men shotgunning four lokos

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Britt

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2 years

If I had tits and a better relationship with alcohol it would be over for you bitches

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Britt

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8 years

Happy National Boyfriend Day to all my boyfriends, both aware and unaware

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

3 years

Deleting my dating apps because I want meet someone the old fashioned way (I move to Forks Washington and he’s an 120 year old vegan vampire who lusts for my blood)

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

7 years

Dilossi was alone and barefoot in wawa stealin hoagies off the counter at 2 am in center city

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Britt

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5 years

Joel embiid is so much fun to watch

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8 years

Emily is at a cycling class and grace is wasted breaking shit in the kitchen

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6 years

Are people in their 20s adults because im drunk and confused

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

5 years

Currently serving a couple on a DATE @ work and the guy excuses himself from the table to use the restroom, LEAVES the room, and FACETIMES ANOTHER GIRL 🤦🏼‍♀️ ..... I’m so sick of living in a world where men exist

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Britt

@brittpolidoro

8 years

At the end of the day grades and college and careers is just stuff. If all I have for the rest of my life is my friends and family I'm happy

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Britt

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