MEME ANALYST (kinda a joke but not really)// I have asthma. all my opinions are my own bc honestly, who else would want them? public library Stan. she/her.
@mermaidnolife
@shebysheree7
@USAGym
USA Gymnastics employed the doctor, Larry Nassar, who systematically & continuously sexually abused female athletes. While Nassar was criminally charged & convicted, there are still too many questions as to why the USA Gymnastics' leadership let him operate for as long as he did.
@nii_molai
@mermaidnolife
@shebysheree7
@USAGym
That's the position of someone who wants to protect abusers & harm innocents.
Which is why it is so telling that USA Gymnastics has not done an independent investigation to show they were ACTUALLY protecting these girls as opposed to telling them to shut up & stick it.
HOUSTON: The arctic blast arriving Thursday will be different than what hit in February 2021. It will present its own unique set of challenges including the possibility of a “flash freeze.” NOW is the time to prepare, and here are some thing you can do. A 🧵 1/
@AllFairInWar1
@aar0nstanaway
@nismonolo
@jaboukie
It says that when one of his pals harms and abuses a black woman, he’ll call them a liar. He’s not supporting a black woman when he has black women to thank for his career.
@krystalwolfy
@Buttergenie
This happened four years ago… and is unfortunately probably gonna be outdated news soon.
this year was the second worst year for manatee deaths on record with 800 manatee deaths and the record year was 2021 with 1,100 manatee deaths 😔
Imagine you work at corporate for West Elm and now you have to go to emergency meetings bc one sleazebag from your company was on hinge and now all of nyc girly TikTok has banded against him
#westelmcaleb
Guys I’ve never had a hit tweet in my life. I think I’m mandated to sell sunset lamps now?
if I knew all the nerds were here, I would have posted years ago
You can follow me on TikTok, I guess? I do post more there, but disclaimer, I am more annoying
Jesus Christ the film bros posted my wes Anderson joke on Twitter and are doing the whole” WELLLLLL WES ANDERSON CAST THESE 3 MINORITIES!!!”
I didn’t even say he was a bad director or the movies were bad or try to “cancel him”
This was my personal one.
My cousin had a weather alert go off while I was answering so it sounds like I was being censored for cursing on national television
Jennifer Aniston says there’s a whole generation that finds ‘Friends’ offensive now:
“Now it’s a little tricky because you have to be very careful, which makes it really hard for comedians… There’s a whole generation of people, kids, who are now going back to episodes of
Lana Del Rey’s father, Rob Grant, will release his debut album, ‘Lost At Sea’ June 9th.
Lana Del Rey will be featured on two songs including the title track and ‘Hollywood Bowl’.
Yeah getting ghosted by a person hurts, but have you ever been ghosted by a bus that was scheduled to come but never did so you had to wait an extra 40 mins in the cold for the next one
Used to work at an expensive clothing store.
Instead of packing to go to their vacation home for the summer or winter, they would just order basically a whole new wardrobe of clothing to be delivered to their home when they arrived.
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.
If you’re wondering why this “
#wouldyouhideme
?” phrase has been *suddenly* popping up on tiktok & social media in the wake of everything happening:
It’s not organic. There’s a campaign going around with an unknown org paying influencers hundreds of dollars each to post it.
PETITION: Ban all men from attending the
#MetGala
in boring suits
You are all taking the spot of someone who might have actually worn something interesting and that is selfish
Only 1 person knew who WWE superstar, The Undertaker, was at the costume party this past weekend. This talks to a dire need for complete overhaul in our WWE history education in this country.
Yooooo my sister's boyfriend was complaining that he didn't have hearts around his name in her phone... SO SHE CHANGED HIS NAME ENTIRELY TO "frat guy dont answer". 😭😭😭
@bensolliday
@Vjinxvalentine
@Ifrahmed
@germanconpalta
Born in NYC, but grew up in Leonia, NJ.
(He mentioned it in kitchen confidential and referenced Montclair State University as being close to his hometown in an ep of parts unknown I was just watching)
Ok I don’t think the senate sextape is genuinely harmful or indecent like pearl clutching homophobes are acting
BUT it is incredibly funny that he filmed a sex tape at his workplace (which is THE LITERAL SENATE), posted it in a group chat with his colleagues, & then publicly
Name one person who was genuinely harmed by the fact that two dudes were porking in some senate hearing room. Not offended or upset. Find me one person who experienced genuine harm. Go ahead, I’ll wait…
@eikuob4j
I don’t know how it’s not out yet I’ve been hearing about this movie for years and I just want it to be over so I don’t have to hear any more
Hi you might have already been aware, but I wanted to inform everyone that 2019 is the year of
#BadBitchBri
.
I'm feeling myself and you all will be feeling me by 2020