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@breezybeezer

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if the national horse league existed foal farabee would be my favourite player

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@breezybeezer

1 year

i think abt the hoops every single day

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1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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3 months

conservative politicians whenever they’re asked abt climate change

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3 months

i can’t stop laughing

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3 months

need her to teach me this too tbh

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they asked nhl players “what year do you have to be born to be considered old?” and most of them were saying like 90s and 80s but sweet sunshine child macklin celebrini said “idk 1940s or 50s that would be pretty old” it sure would

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@breezybeezer

5 months

goalies doing their postgame media without any gear on

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5 months

my honest skinny reaction:

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@breezybeezer

1 year

they made him captain of the canucks…

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@lunakimm

1 year

let’s get this bread

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@breezybeezer

11 months

a fate I would not wish on my worst enemy

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@breezybeezer

10 months

the other two have finally been destroyed. there is only one hughe now.

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@tommykippes2

10 months

first fanatics gear just arrived 😮‍💨

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@breezybeezer

17 days

I feel less bad abt making fun of his face now

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@breezybeezer

6 months

she is only one year younger than alex ovechkin

Film Updates

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6 months

Nicola Coughlan covers the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar

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9 months

so real

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@breezybeezer

16 days

“over half the players would vote for trump” nobody was under the impression that hockey players are smart

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@breezybeezer

1 year

the nhl should use pride tape to tape their mouths shut

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@breezybeezer

7 months

they should be at the club

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7 months

the average age of the buffalo sabres is currently 23.86 years old

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9 months

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@breezybeezer

1 year

noooooo we’ve lost another soldier to the discourse

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@breezybeezer

1 year

thinking about how quinn hughes took his teammates to go see dune but they literally had just started learning english

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1 year

Long Live the Fighters. #DunePartTwo only in theaters November 3.

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10 months

i was gonna ask social media admins to ask players who their top artists are but I actually don’t need 15 morgan wallens followed by one jack harlow we’re good

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@breezybeezer

2 years

was watching this old sketch of wayne gretzky on snl and like the girls aren't serving like they used to

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@breezybeezer

3 months

now that it’s over. the wag jackets this year were mid literally you all need to start doing more arts and crafts, pick up ur glue guns and sequins I wanna see drama next year. no more clean girl please.

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@breezybeezer

3 months

im tired of ppl only using the devils for their booktok edits so I made my own

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@breezybeezer

9 months

can someone make a which pwhl team to support flowchart or personality quiz……..i have no loyalties I am a free agent available to all

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@breezybeezer

3 months

sportsnet telling young athletes to be careful abt what they post cause it never goes away, idk man getting drafted doesn’t feel like much of a consequence to me

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@breezybeezer

2 years

god i sure hope the new coach isn’t a weirdo and actually builds relationships with his players

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@breezybeezer

2 years

if the nhl really wants increased engagement during the all star weekend we should also be allowed to vote people out if they’re being boring.

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@breezybeezer

2 years

connor mcdavid on instagram stories tomorrow asking us if we saw the video

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@breezybeezer

8 months

quinn google overstimulation for me real quick

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8 months

quinn literally has the most friends here and STILL looks sad

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@breezybeezer

9 months

ik zegras is usually my enemy but stand up brother he's not coming back

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9 months

incredible

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@breezybeezer

2 years

gritty’s influence is fucking insane like the “hockey team” he is a mascot for is currently held together by silly string and tape but he’s out here growing the game

Gritty

@GrittyNHL

2 years

Went back to school. Got a detention. Aced my fitness gram pacer test. Dropped out. All in the same day. #AbbottElementary

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@breezybeezer

2 years

i can’t do this anymore

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@breezybeezer

2 years

i would never pretend to date a player but i would like to start a rumour that joel farabee can’t swim without arm floaties and snorkel glasses

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@breezybeezer

4 months

i can’t believe the only player who wore pearls under his hockey jersey got read to filth by menswear guy don’t worry mr hintz I saw ur necklace

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@breezybeezer

7 months

emma maltais and carly jackson are so funny😭

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@breezybeezer

2 years

i honestly don’t think players should have to do interviews in the locker room after losses this season with the exception of the flyers which should have a livestream setup in the locker room so we can all watch the train wreck in hd

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@breezybeezer

2 months

this is literally what happened when the kraken joined the league and decided to make a rivalry against the canucks happen

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@thechosenberg

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Incredible things happening in the Pacific Northwest

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@breezybeezer

6 months

for sale wag playoff jacket never worn

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@breezybeezer

11 months

tyler seguin whored himself out in the 2010s for what reason exactly

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3 months

fork found in kitchen

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8 months

“liked by josh norris” oh im sure

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@breezybeezer

1 year

if im william nylander i log on and tweet who the fuck is brendan shanahan and then turn off my phone

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4 months

never change flyers fans never change

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@breezybeezer

9 months

tocc gentle parenting the canucks and it’s working…

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@pbjhischier

9 months

like if i had a coach screaming like that in my ear the whole time i’d be losing it

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@breezybeezer

2 years

quinn: what a week huh the reporter: quinn, it’s wednesday

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@breezybeezer

5 months

hockey romance genre you will always be famous

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@breezybeezer

1 month

some white ppl are so uncomfortable whenever ppl bring up race in hockey cause none of them have done any self reflection… it’s a sign we should talk abt it more

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2 years

quinn hughes got injured so I blocked trevor zegras on instagram

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2 years

sid is girlboss geno is gaslight

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3 months

you don’t need to be saying that

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6 months

this mfer looked the camera straight in the eye and said corn detasseling

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@breezybeezer

7 months

when u want ur son to be a hockey prodigy but don't wanna be obvious about it

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@breezybeezer

2 months

me as a gm texting my captain and alternate: hey do u guys mind fake dating for a bit we’re trying to one up the leafs

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@breezybeezer

2 months

I will say. if I was any other team I would announce something even bigger at the same time as the leafs just to overshadow them

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@breezybeezer

7 months

he can read???????????

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@FlaPanthers

7 months

We’re ready 😼

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7 months

i ain’t proud of all of the punches that i’ve thrown in the name of someone i no longer know in the context of a hockey enforcer kinda goes crazy

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@breezybeezer

1 year

quinn hughes vs that frat boy twink that takes over his house every summer

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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2 months

zero notes and i don’t follow the account I was meant to find this

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@breezybeezer

1 year

from bud light to wine, a year changes a person

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@xhekajsky

1 year

THE TKACHUKS ARE IN THE BUILDING ❗️

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@breezybeezer

11 months

why did this make no noise on here I thought u all liked when he tried his hand at humanness

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10 months

jack hughes was such a dick to that reporter for no fucking reason like bro u won the game. im sorry but they’re just doing their job.

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5 months

this post rocked me to the core

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tk’s baby will be a flyer

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2 years

the vancouver defense being held together by quinn hughes and a roll of duct tape he found

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@breezybeezer

1 year

i like how little brady contributed to this

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1 year

The Tkachuk brothers got to surprise their dad Keith with the news he’s being inducted into the @StLouisBlues Hall of Fame 🥹

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8 months

lmao karly

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11 months

could a depressed person make this

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8 months

need to start responding to dms via letter

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2 years

images that precede unfortunate events

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2 years

gotta hand it to the flyers social team for using a font that makes the seven look like a one

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1 year

dick tricked down in dallas

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11 months

are we sure he’s catching pucks

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okay joel

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sorry u guys can’t handle a working mother that learned how to read for her kids.

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1 year

its always dicked down in dallas and never eaten out in edmonton huh

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2 years

i want more blind gossip in hockey i want someone to send this exact message with ovi instead of biden

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@breezybeezer

6 months

you become unhealthily obsessed with checking instagram accounts and spotify playlists and vscos. you start having opinions on baby shower decor. you get so bored you start hoping for another unhinged duexmoi rumour. nolan patrick sign of life.

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@SNATCHERDEMKO

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soooo what does hockeytwt do during the offseason?? 😭

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2 years

i love the way they love

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@breezybeezer

1 year

did it in a shorter time than auston!!! sorry america only has one hockey superstar

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@Canucks

1 year

🚨 HAT TRICK - BROCK BOESER 🚨

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1 year

I love the range

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

1 year

Career choices for our prospects if they weren’t playing hockey. 👀 @ToyotaPacific | #Canucks

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@breezybeezer

1 year

it’ll be one of these two

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@breezybeezer

1 year

when will the first nhl admin post “you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid”

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6 months

im so glad the sabres seemingly have theatre kids running the show

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@BuffaloSabres

6 months

The man. The myth. The legend. Jeff Skinner. We’ll celebrate his 1000th @NHL game on Tuesday! Be there:

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6 months

im more invested in this relationship than anything else that goes on in the nhl btw

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1 year

I like it when hockey fans freak out cause based on some of the tweets I saw u would think that the gm of the ducks shot dixie’s boyfriend on center ice

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8 months

idk he seems happy

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@breezybeezer

1 year

claude gone kevin gone we have got to start considering how these trades affect gritty

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@GrittyNHL

1 year

so much has changed around me. multiple best friends have come and gone but here i am, stagnant.

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@breezybeezer

2 years

JOEL FARABEE BORN TO POST FORCED TO PLAY

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@breezybeezer

2 years

john tortellini when zegras was scoring them fancy goals

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2 years

running a tiktok for ur dog gayer than sucking dick I can tell u that much

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9 months

tk is not much taller than the snowman

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11 months

make weslie a coach…

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2 years

auston matthews may have won the hart but he will NEVER win the flyers best tryer award!!!

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@breezybeezer

6 months

lizzy mcalpine knows abt matt rempe

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@breezybeezer

2 years

there was a thread on r/hockey recently about how to get more non-white people into hockey, and like stop partnering with cops, there u go, that’s the first step in reaching a new audience

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@breezybeezer

6 months

spoilers for this video but tage thompson said movie theatre and quinn hughes said a painting of a monkey with headphones playing the drums… clayton keller said a painting of a wolf in a suit

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2 years

what’s a quinn hughes trevor zegras conversation like

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