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bry

7 months

hey babe. babe watch this. attempts a michigan and flings the puck into the crossbar and it bounces off and hits me in the head killing me instantly

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bry

@chicletsbian

3 months

matt rempe is seriously like if you let a chain chomp from super mario play hockey

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Frank Seravalli

@frank_seravalli

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BREAKING: Sources tell @DailyFaceoff - NHL, Arizona Coyotes & Smith Entertain. Grp have made significant progress on the framework of an agreement to relocate #Yotes to Salt Lake City, Utah. #NHL memo updated Governors today. NOT done. Many layers and lawyers. Much work to do.

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3 months

has anyone else ever made their NHL debut during the last game of a franchise

Arizona Coyotes

@ArizonaCoyotes

3 months

Aku Raty will make his NHL debut tonight for the Coyotes. He will wear No. 85.

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panthers

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seeing a hockey player’s chain is the modern day equivalent to seeing a woman’s bare ankle. why are you showing me that. slut

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@chicletsbian

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i know that for many of you this is your first year really following hockey. i am here to warn you that your brain WILL now forever think the roster of your team from the 23/24 season is the roster of your team forever

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@chicletsbian

5 months

ah yes… the uck-off…..

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2 months

hes trying to explode the panthers with his mind

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@chicletsbian

1 month

NHL please implement hunger games style cannon blast and picture in the sky like hes dead every time a guy gets traded

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@chicletsbian

3 months

evil father trouba and evil son rempe

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1 month

they picked a dude who’s 6’7 so that next time there’s a rangers / devils line brawl rempe has an opponent his own size

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@chicletsbian

5 months

“your team hasn’t won a cup since [insert year]” what do you want me to do about it? that part is not my job

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4 months

“pride doesn’t belong in hockey” your fav player wears a tiny lil sports thong every game

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@chicletsbian

3 months

im inventing a new NHL award called the Gay Trophy. i award it to the hockey player who is gay to me. it is VERY prestigious and i have sole awarding power

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@chicletsbian

4 months

“you guys sexualize the players!” have you ever spent two seconds listening to the official commentators?

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@chicletsbian

3 months

if i’m being dead serious i’d sooner commit suicide than play hockey under fluorescent lighting with thousands of screaming fans with a migraine

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@chicletsbian

5 months

“you gotta be sick as hell to be enjoying the golden knights downfall” me:

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4 months

oomf is discovering the homoeroticism of hockey. please reply with your favorite gifs or pictures or clips so i can just send a thread

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@chicletsbian

3 months

dogs when you move the tennis ball around in front of their face

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3 months

anyone looks at me like rempe looks at burns we're getting married

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3 months

i do not think it should be celebrated and encouraged for a young man to play with an injury that could lead to pierced blood vessels or organs or actually any serious injury for that matter

Michael Russo

@RussoHockey

3 months

Guerin says Faber has been playing with fractured ribs for two months. “That’s the type of kid he is. Never complained, never said boo.”

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@chicletsbian

2 months

yeah dawg. his team

Dan Riccio

@danriccio_

2 months

Oilers found Silovs weakness

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@chicletsbian

5 months

“your trade proposals aren’t realistic that’s not going to happen” do i look like a fucking general manager. my job is to have hopes and dreams not be practical

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2 months

they should make a new rule in NHL hockey where if the goalie doesn’t fuck w the vibe he can just leave

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@chicletsbian

3 months

call me for goaltender interference the way i’m all up in her crease

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@chicletsbian

1 month

dear god please don’t fucking send mcgroarty to the new jersey devils… it would be like if the hype house had a hockey team

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@chicletsbian

3 months

matt rempe has been promoted from the peoples princess to the peoples queen

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@chicletsbian

3 months

hockey is for everyone

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8 months

i love it when people refer to their favorite teams as “we”. oh “we” won? lace up your skates then champ we need a left winger

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@chicletsbian

4 months

matt rempe the peoples princess

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4 months

scrample

@leavetowns

4 months

QUICKLY which nhl player do u think has the largest percentage of lesbians/gay women in their fanbase

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5 months

if i was connor bedard i would be so mad that all the fuck ass adults around me sucked ass at hockey

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2 months

matt rempe wants a fight so fuckin bad hes hangin around during intermission

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2 months

matt rempe is so fucking ready baby

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1 month

everyone who has been bought out or put on waivers this week should band together and recreate the arizona coyotes

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@chicletsbian

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in a vacuum where i ignore how hockey players ARE i really do enjoy the way they speak. the way they end up with their own dialect. what the fuck are you saying king

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@chicletsbian

7 months

ducks pride night with no tape and no jerseys girl thats just… Night

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@chicletsbian

3 months

graphic design is my passion

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@chicletsbian

2 months

th. thatsWhat. thats what she sai

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

2 months

SLAP IT IN, SEGGS! @Toyota | #TexasHockey

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@chicletsbian

2 months

i love that i can open youtube and stream a full game of women’s hockey. i love that people in the chat are bitching about the power plays. i love that the pwhl youtube admin is answering questions about their favorite skittles flavor

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bry

@chicletsbian

2 months

if having your girlfriend around makes you bad at hockey why did PWHL minnesota win the walter cup

2 Guys 1 Cup Podcast

@2G1CRangers

2 months

Disappointed that NOBODY on the Rangers beat had the guts to ask about reports of players bringing the WAGS on game 6 road trip and F’in around on the beach. @vzmercogliano @MollieeWalkerr @NYP_Brooksie @drosennhl that would never fly with any other team in this town or markets

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@chicletsbian

2 months

goalies

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@chicletsbian

4 months

no yeah guys awesome. no this is a fantastic way to schedule NHL games we love it

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@chicletsbian

9 days

gary bettman next

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@chicletsbian

28 days

hey me and my boyfriend and my boyfriend and my boyfriend and my boyfriend saw you from across the rink and really dig your vibe

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bry

@chicletsbian

27 days

is he… you know… [gestures] a two way forward?

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@chicletsbian

5 months

welcome back woller

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@chicletsbian

4 months

jeff skinner has contributed many things to society and one of those things is forcing heterosexual men to get much more creative with how they call him gay

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@chicletsbian

2 months

sometimes i think that the fake dating a hockey player scandals are pretty funny

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@chicletsbian

2 months

allow me to provide u with some happy igor shesterkin :)

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@chicletsbian

1 month

well ESPN no i did not ever use slurs or antisemetic symbols nor did i ever get kicked off multiple teams for bullying others when i was younger

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@chicletsbian

4 months

so now why the fuck are all 31 other teams getting eaten the fuck up by the washington capitals admin on their pride night

Washington Capitals

@Capitals

4 months

Tired: stick to sports Wired: 🌈💖 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓈 🌈💖

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@chicletsbian

3 months

please consider this trade proposal. my team gets all of your good players and your team gets all of our bad players. please accept

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@chicletsbian

2 months

did not know matt rempe was chill like that

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@chicletsbian

5 months

i quite enjoy that every day mitch marner looks more and more like carly jackson of PWHL toronto fame

Toronto Maple Leafs

@MapleLeafs

5 months

It’s Bertiful 🥹

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@chicletsbian

5 months

dear NHLers. you all have snatched waists. have your suits and suit jackets taken in accordingly. thank you

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this is so fucking funny

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@chicletsbian

1 month

look how surprised beckett sennecke is oh he is so cute

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@chicletsbian

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i am of the belief that connor and his dog and leon and his dog both experienced a freaky friday situation and now leon and connor are both in the bodies of their dogs but the dogs kinda fw hockey so they don’t want to go back to being dogs

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bry

@chicletsbian

6 months

i had a dream about that. where i was like “hi travis konecny can you sign my lesbian flag” and he was like “yeah but only the orange part”

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@chicletsbian

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[me @ hockey house parties next sem] wow your eliteprospects page really added some inches to your height

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@chicletsbian

5 months

i couldn’t choose one so have all 3

Toronto Maple Leafs

@MapleLeafs

5 months

Running out of captions for this sorta thing...

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@chicletsbian

5 months

so when will we get mitch marner in this

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@chicletsbian

2 months

had a crazy suspicion that the matt rempe enjoyers would fw this one

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@chicletsbian

5 months

assigned homosexual by toronto maple leafs pride game graphic

Toronto Maple Leafs

@MapleLeafs

5 months

G A M E D A Y 🌈 📺 @TSN_Sports | 📻 @FAN590 @Scotiabank // #LeafsForever

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will cuylle you are a real one

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goodrow on top of ekman-larsson has done more to promote pride night than the rangers social media

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@chicletsbian

5 months

got high and started screenshotting matt rempe like it was a concert

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@chicletsbian

2 months

corey perry… i would pelt you with the apples in papa’s orchard

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@chicletsbian

5 months

“its cupping therapy” girl that’s a claiming bite

goose ☻︎ MATTHEW STANLEY CUP

@keyshuii

5 months

HELLO??

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@chicletsbian

5 months

are leafs games just those two forwards fuckin and suckin or does anything else happen

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@chicletsbian

4 months

i was unaware it was even possible to mismatch this many different shades of black

Ottawa Senators

@Senators

4 months

#Sens snaps thread 📸

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there is nothing inside his head besides a bouncing DVD logo

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@chicletsbian

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hockey twitter walking away from the draft today after saying “hes going in my pocket” to every single guy

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@chicletsbian

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would pay somebody a hundred dollars to get a lesbian flag in front of matthew tkachuk so he can sign it. not kidding. a hundred dollar bounty

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@chicletsbian

2 months

matt rempe overtime shift

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@chicletsbian

3 months

he dgaf about whatever tony deangelo saying

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3 months

is there anybody on that ice having quite as much fun as matt rempe is

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4 months

im crying

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hop hop hop

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consider.

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hey guys i actually think that if fighting is going to continue to be allowed in hockey that a guy who is likely going to remain an enforcer for his NHL career learning how to fight properly is a good thing

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you fucked up a perfectly good goalie is what you did. look at him. hes got anxiety

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draft bust son or weight of saving a sinking franchise daughter

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lgbt artist… COMPENSATING SAID ARTIST… this OHL team is eating up 99.9% of other teams and businesses. i fear they are incredibly real

Oshawa Generals

@Oshawa_Generals

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Happy #PrideMonth ! We are giving the unique opportunity for an LGBTQ+ artist to design our next Pride Night jersey! Think it could be you or someone you know?! We are accepting portfolios until July 7th. *selected artist will be compensated* #GensNation

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@chicletsbian

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having no teams or pronouns in my bio so that when people on hockey twitter get mad at me they actually have to articulate instead of just… screenshotting my bio

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New York Rangers

@NYRangers

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Because of course. 🌟

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@chicletsbian

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i mean sure. why not

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@chicletsbian

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there will never be another episode of between two stalls with jeff skinner ever again

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3 months

i am so jealous of teams with fun interactive twitter admins

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@chicletsbian

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“omg the buffalo roster is so young” have you considered being a sabre ages you in ways beyond just the years that pass

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@chicletsbian

3 months

“fuck!”

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@chicletsbian

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can i come over and look at you like this

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@chicletsbian

2 months

god help us the children are saying jiminy cricket and schnikes

Jonny Lazarus

@JLazzy23

2 months

#NYR Braden Schneider on Alexis Lafreniere: “He’s confident in his game and given the opportunity that he’s gotten — he’s ran with it. He’s a special player and schnikes that 2nd goal was unbelievable — the first one was sweet too. He’s runnin and we love it.”

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to me the evolution of the moneypuck circle is like watching a person with dementia draw a gradually more and more fucked up clock