How to make sure not to forget your phone and also not have to talk to other people:
1 get wireless headphones and always wear them
2 stream music into them from your phone at all times
3 if the music stops... You forgot your phone
I just paid someone 35 dollars to find me a dentist nearby that took my insurance and to book me a dentist appointment for tomorrow and i have never felt so free.
It would be cool if when I open a ticket with IT asking for more RAM on a VM, their response was not to tell me my machine has 'plenty of memory' and I don't need more.
I need more memory. I wouldn't have asked otherwise. #🙄
You know you have next-level friends when they successfully are able to get you to host your own surprise party without ruining the surprise.
#FriendshipGoals
When I was in high school, my friends and I staged a school-wide protest against an unfair dress code. Feels pretty unimpressive now.
#ParklandStudents
are badass and inspiring.
PSA if you are a prime member, one of the perks is a free Kindle book every month from a selection of pre-release titles. September there are TWO. Get what is yours my friends!
Women consume content targeted at men every day of their lives, yet I still always feel weirdly apologetic whenever I recommend content to my male friends that is targeted at women.
Welcome to the automated California telephone experience.
Press 1 to talk about the traffic
Press 2 to talk about the fog
Press 3 to talk about tech startups
For all other inquiries please hold indefinitely.
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Lol literally one month out of warranty my
#googlepixel
can no longer connect to WiFi networks for more than half a second. Well done, planned obsolescence.